₦airaland Forum

freezyprinzy: that y we would never grow in this nation..yea we might agree dat their frudestarz nd wat hav u bt y nt collect d so called cures and verify...or is it a must that d cure must come from abroad?!..*jux thinkin aloud*

“Nigerians are desperate and will
be ready to buy anything if they
have the virus. If anyone has a cure
let him come to the agency. We will
follow up but we are not going to
allow anybody to take advantage of the sick. We will arrest anybody
found making false claims.”

hardebounty: This iz nt his first tym of makin such statement, we can conclude that he has an awkward brain

The president assured Oba Sijuade
that if the PDP candidate won the
election in Osun, the federal government will bring development
to the state.

ijekul: Real sharp shooters o...all dis miltants and Boko haram boys I hear dey hardly miss...not to talk about dis oil bunkerers dat can swim with even two loaded drums of crude oil under water...wasted talents

ifex370: change ur name from SAM the graduate...





































To SAM the oiL woRker


























ah swear she'l even introduce you to her kinsmen

himkers: Tell him the truth about shekau being your only surviving brother..

XVIER: my sister go to his house with a cutlass not gun ooooo because no one is scared of gun again in this nigeria. now is the action moment and listen carefully, when you get to his house knock his door very hard 3times, he will definitely shout "who is that?" when he comes out use the cutlass to scrub the ground then ask this way BABA EMEKA where my money cos today is the judgement day... he might want to run so hold onto his trousers. now use the cutlass to cut any wood or "cutable" stuff u see around. that is just to scare him, now ask for your money again if he didnt give you then go for the head shikeina

mstik: She outsmarted you

nickz: na so e dey start!!
very soon you go open thread talk say you borrow money from babalawo give this one

Mprex: nothing

Liability: why cant we do it here in nairaland?

Mprex: thank you

Liability: that is quite for. Can we start a chat here? Send me mtn 500 and i will send you 1000:

Mprex: Hahahahaha

this joke certainly made my day

Mblem: we need to be very vigilant... read dis first

"Fred Alabi posted in Estate Grammar School 94
Alumni.
THE END HAS COME
its so sadden that people bypass the substance and
follow the shadow. The situation in Nigeria is a movie
all of us have seen before and we know the script so
well yet we play along.
THE END IS NEAR FOR NIGERIA
Let me not bore you with long stories. The insurgence
in the North East Nigeria is beyond what we think. I
may not be able to convince you but after raising
some points, it will be up to you to draw a conclusion
and if you cant, that is the reason the end has near.
The western world is behind our problems and
insurgencies. they fund and equip boko haram and
use the press to brainwash us so as not to see the
real picture.
Their plan is to take control of all small and non
western Oil producing countries and Nigeria is the
next on the list. Their main motive in the new world
order. (read about it yourself).
It was before our eyes they initiated fight between
Kuwait and Iran whom are Arab brothers. The main
cause of the fight .... Oil. Iraq under Saddam will not
bow to the west and he is military. The west allegedly
fund and help Kuwait to steal some Oil which
purportedly belonged to Iraq. And the principal buyers
of the stolen Oil.... the west (read more on it yourself).
When Iraq fought and defeated Kuwait over this
matter and took control of most of their oil, it affected
the sales and supply of oil to the west and they
looked for ways to bring down Iraq. They fabricated
and claimed Iraq has weapon of mass destruction
which they use CNN and all their media to brainwash
people to believe. They also forced and used the UN
to penetrate Iraq and when that as unsuccessful, they
waged war on Iraq. And their first set of attack was on
their Oil facility which they at the end of the war claim
to help rebuild and indirectly took over. At the end of
the war, did they find and weapon of mass
destruction? .... NO! they only succeeded in killing
Saddam and took over their Oil indirectly by putting
their stooges there.
The same pattern took place in Libya. They
sponsored terrorist groups to rebel against Gaddafi
because Gaddafi's people loves him. Gaddafi
demonstrated this in the heat of the war by driving on
the streets of Libya without security and his people
hailed him and followed his vehicle but CNN never
showed this but rather showed the cities where the
rebels have strong hold and are carry arms chanting
for Gaddafi to vacate power. Eventually they
succeeded. And what happened after? The world
power quickly gathered to allocate Oil wells to
themselves and infiltrate the Oil reserves they never
had access to. Mind you, they put their stooges there.
Nigeria is next on their list and the plot has been on
for years. The Boko haram insurgence is a
propaganda. There is nobody like Shekau. If their is,
he is dead as the DSS claimed. Same as Osama.
Osama was just a tool to infiltrate many Oil rich
countries. They couldn't use it for Nigeria because
many will disbelieve and Osama is not an African and
the height of expertise they claim he has will be too
much to operate in an under technological advanced
African country. So they had to create a peculiar
situation for Nigeria.
Here are some questions you should ask.
1. How come the western media has more
information on shekau and boko haram than the
Nigerian media?
2. How come videos of and tapes released by Boko
Haram gets to the western media such as CNN and
Aljazeera first?
3. Why don't we ever hear Shekau's real voice in the
videos? its always translated. who is translating it?
who delivers the tapes? and is it shot is that zambiza
forest?
4. where does Boko Haram gets the funds to buy
ammunition and where do they buy it from? all we
hear them do is loot food. someone is supplying them
arms.
5. Why is bring back our girls become so popular
especially in America than even anywhere in Nigeria
or Africa? is it today that we tweet and its not heard.
Its western media agenda to heat the situation up so
that we raise against our government like they did in
most oil rich countries.
6. why do we hear contradicting information about the
number of girls and their identity? because its all
fabricated.
7. Why did America offer assistance and once
accepted, it was followed by UK. then china, then
Israel. these are the teams that share people's oil.
they are the same that led the gathering after the
killing of Gadafi. Anywhere all these people gather,
there is something in it.
8. Why is the spate of Bombing getting high after the
West has offered help? this is to further hasten their
coming.
9. There are full blown wars in some other non oil
rich countries. why is the west not offering them
help?
There are hundreds of questions to ask to buttress
that external forces are instigating terrorists group
against our nation but because some ruling class are
benefiting from either the funding of the terrorist or
security votes allocated for the fight against terror,
many are not seeing what is coming.
Shekau or any terrorist CANNOT be so crazy to kill
his own people. Osam had problems with is home
country Saudi Arabia. infact, he was exiled but he
never attcked his own people. OPC never attacked
yorubas or Nigerians at all. Shekau cant be that Mad.
Only foreigners can be hired to do such dirty job. Its
all Fake.
They have forecasted that Nigeria will divide by 2015.
They know what they are saying. They want to use
the 2015 election to initiate a full scale war within
Nigeria so that they can have a full reason to fly from
Borno state to cross rivers state and other oil rich
areas in Nigeria in claims that they are making peace.
Already i hear they are training soldier in Calabar. is
the war is Calabar? why not train soldiers somewhere
close to the heat in Borno so as to quickly deploy
them but rather somewhere close to the oils. Are you
sure they are not spying?
As the president has already accepted their help,
they now have opportunity to move in their artillery
and equipment to use against us during the 2015
crisis. Wasn't there Boko Haram during the Obasanjo
and Yaradua regime? they know this is the right time.
Don't be surprised they are sponsoring some political
parties and instigating them to get power at all cost
and also that they will help them fight if they don't
win.
As our politicians and we as Nigeria are heating up
the polity and 2015 election. we are just playing
according to their script. We should forget 2015
elections. we the citizens should ignore and boycott
the elections. Afterall, we never benefit from any
election. Not that we don't care but since its what
they west is waiting for, we should NOT make it
happen. its about time we sit down and discuss how
we move forward as a nation and forget politics. The
Insurgence is orchestrated by western world. We
should stick together as one. if we give them reasons
to penetrate us, we are at loss. No country which they
penetrated has known peace. They divide and rule.
Our population is a weapon and what they are afraid
of. They want to use every means to reduce our
population. Ebola virus is not a mistake, we are one
of the people its designed for. Why is ebola not in the
west?
Am very sorry my Muslim friends because they
rubbish Islam and tag it a terror group just for them
to carry out their evil. Islam or Muslims are not the
problem. All those terror group are not at all Islamic.
Yes we have had some Muslims misbehave and fight
against other religion in the pass and the west has
used as a tool to mistag the religion and they
continuously use their press to blackmail Islam.
We ned to open our eyes now. Our neighbour is our
friend and brother. Our neighbour is not our enemy.
we have a common enemy and its those evil western
leaders.



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Let he who has eyes see and those who has ears
hear and those who has brain think and read between
the lines."
Pls share

MissyDivah: Me likey

nickz: the same ogaseun wey be webmaster ?? NO CHANCE!!

nickz: What we seek we shall find; what we flee from flees from us
**still running**

nickz: no be me and you oh
*dusts slippers*
*tears race*

jibbzion: I am digitally not born as at the post of this thread. ...and I smell love in the air...good ol' days #Sweet

toshmann: toshmann's last post

@seun,
thanx for the privilege
@umunne ibo kwenu,
ya gazie
@all
see y'all in heaven
@muky
i'll love u forever
bye nairaland

TOSHMANN GOES FOR SUICIDE

Oxone: chai see better person

Na so i don dey explain give dyt, lynpetra, shoefreak, creamish everyday but where i see love letter eh?

With all my wise post, quotes, argument, jokes and witty comments wey dey make me carry dictionary about.

Na to find new people follow Abeg! make e no be like say i be orphan for here or like say na only me waka come

wincyhov: so you never hear say EVD claims 90% of it victims.what happens to the remaining 10%?they vanish abi?.they recover of course.
People should try and understand all these things.
cure is different from treatment.