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 Health › Re: Places I Can Sell My Blood In Abuja? by surgevessel: 9:45am On Jun 19, 2022 |
Seniorwriter:Will you tutor him at equivalent amount for 1GB data?? |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Uber And Bolt by surgevessel: 7:54pm On Jun 18, 2022 |
Igwe290:1.7 Million non negotiable 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Reactions As Woman Gives Her New Born Baby Double Piercings (video) by surgevessel: 2:43pm On Jun 18, 2022 |
Low lives and unproductive people focus on baseless things rather than concentrating their minds on something more meaningful and impactful than mere ear piercing. |
| Agriculture › Re: . by surgevessel: 2:32pm On Jun 18, 2022 |
markul:What's your supply capacity and what are your prices  What region are you lifting from?? I have a contact i supply to in Abuja and PH. But your supply strength and prices really matter. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Uber And Bolt by surgevessel: 2:18pm On Jun 18, 2022 |
Igwe290:We are already talking bro. I received your pm and I responded even in the middle of the night. I dropped an info there which I expected your response, meanwhile that's the determining factor.. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Uber And Bolt by surgevessel: 1:55am On Jun 18, 2022 |
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Uber And Bolt by surgevessel: 11:48am On Jun 17, 2022*. Modified: 1:47am On Jun 18, 2022 |
Igwe290:I have a car for you but I need credible guarantor and down payment of 50k from you. The money will be used to do small small things that might limit your effective running of the car. If you are in, pm me. Note: I am thinking of selling off the car as I will soon be busy with jobs outside Abuja. If buying it is your better option, indicate your interest. But I won't settle for hired purchase 1 Like |
| Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Abuja, Please Share Your Experience Here by surgevessel: 3:41pm On Jun 15, 2022 |
I have 2005 corolla sport for urgent sale in Abuja, Lagos Tincan custom duty, alloy realms and good tyres. It goes for 1.6M last. Non negotiable please. |
| Crime › Re: Marriage Is Not A Do Or Die Affair! (Viewer's Discretion Advised) by surgevessel: 5:53am On Jun 11, 2022 |
Canvass:Den share nkwubi, Ishiewu, sharwama, i-phone, several bottles of beer and dopes of smoke and drugs together at latest joints around town, these are definition of cool guys to many Naija ladies. They call it flexing.. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: FEMDOM: Cool Or Not Cool? by surgevessel: 3:01pm On Jun 08, 2022 |
bukky1994:Nigerian men simply have a high moral standard cloned with some atoms of mutual respect on edifice of affection and passion as it were.. We dont lick the balls of a cow because we want to eat meat. Know these things and know peace dating a typical Nigerian guy. |
| Crime › Re: 2 Hookup Girls Mudered In Ebonyi, Eyes And Breast Plucked Out by surgevessel: 11:53am On May 07, 2022 |
Toktee:You can imagine when you try to sensitize the youth about fulfilments that comes with one earning living through a legitimate means and 3 out of five ladies in the audience openly criticize you claiming Yahoo is the only way to make beta money. One said she wouldn't have been able to afford the latest i-phone in her hands if not for yahoo boys. The second one claimed she prefer her parents even disown her than staying away from Yahoo boys, 'yahoo wey don carry me go flex for Dubai, how many una we dey claim legit hustle get money to fly go common Lagos' Everyone is entitled to free decision on which way to go. E never reach where yahoo boys dey go knock people door to carry their well trained daughters from their houses. Everything you want is available in our society, the choice is yours and the consequences await you. For the parents shading and supporting Yahoo boys and their female accomplices, just be prepared to lose them soon and dont pick offenses if those neighbours who trained their own children enough to give them a rest of mind refuses to pay you a condolence visit. An Adage says, 'any parent wey say she no fit gather neck muscle to shout in training his or her children should go and gather leg muscle to run around at her old age' Monkey dey chop banana monkey dey jubilate, e no know say na wetin sweet na in dey kill. Your parents never see 1 million naira cash at once in the entire 60 to 70 years of their lives, one miscreant that has never worked and earn 10,000 legitimately is buying you phone worth 700k, spending millions on your head to gain your trust and confidence, you no know say fow wey person wan chop quick na in person dey feed so lavishly.. Use your head now that it is still useful ladies. My humble advice for the wise ones.. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: What Really Is The Major Difference Between Hausa And Fulani? by surgevessel: 2:34pm On May 04, 2022 |
bennybuhari:Well, it depends on which angle of comparism you are talking about here. But from the angle wey me I understand and peculiar to my own chikini knowledge, Fulani puna dey de wet and drippy with natural grease that makes the pistons have a great and deep injections with some great succulents feelings while Hausa own is usually dry, dark and coerce except with the help of a KY jell and Kiyamata remedy (LOL!) [color=#006600][/color] Apologies please. |
| Education › Re: Car Hire Purchase Or Daily Delivery by surgevessel: 3:04pm On Apr 30, 2022 |
Bizstud:To be candid, I will tell you transportation business is one of the most lucrative business in Nigeria today. But you need to understand the business and the direction to face. Besides, your location and model of the car in question really matters and that might give potential income guaranty and possible ways to go about it. |
| Family › Re: How Do We Recover Loaned Money? by surgevessel: 2:55pm On Apr 30, 2022 |
Epinigirls:I'm all ears, what can we do together please?? |
| Romance › Re: Why Would A Married Man Cancel The Friend Request He Sent You by surgevessel: 4:43pm On Apr 26, 2022 |
mamagee3:To be frank with you, your post is baseless and I cant even figure out why this should be a concern. Again you dont merit the kind of attention you constantly struggle to draw to yourself on this platform. I will advise you pay less attention to your look amd start thinking in the right direction. Be productive and matured psychological wise as u claimed. No offense meant please. 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Clash Between Thugs And Navy's In Offa Kwara State, Two Killed by surgevessel: 5:30am On Apr 25, 2022 |
Lies from the pit of hell.. You guys are better strategize another means to blackmail Nigerian Navy if it's become so important to do so. Nigerian Navy!!! Kill person finish, come carry machete, take their time and behead him ?Haba.. Make una fear God na. If you have to lie, make sure you do it in a professional way.. 2 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Online Pet Store Scammer Abuses Nigeria After Being Caught (screenshot) by surgevessel: 10:51am On Apr 22, 2022 |
Virginkpekus:Someone expected a payment before getting to the market, the responder said okay, and five minutes interval "I'm at the market.." If you analyze the chat you would sense so much reason to back out.. Abi the guy is living within the market ni? It takes average of 3 to five minutes to lock my flat doors and get to the car on daily basis.. When you thoroughly evaluate their languages and surrounding facts, it is so easy to spot them.. When you hear them talking too much amd struggling to convince you at all cost, just zoom off |
| Romance › Re: Boyfriend Retrieves All He Bought For Girlfriend After He Saw Her With A Guy by surgevessel: 9:57am On Apr 21, 2022 |
Discovery4today:Person wey opt for childish content gets childish treatments.. There is nothing anyone wants that is not available in the society.. Those who prioritize 6 packs without any consideration to decency, mutual respect amd common sense, they get what they opted for.. 137 Likes 15 Shares |
| Crime › Re: Lagos Motorcyclist Bags Life Sentence For Raping Passenger by surgevessel: 8:00am On Apr 15, 2022 |
Candidlady:As terrible as it is, do you know some ladies are addicted to forceful penetration " you dont have to do the pre-intimacy shit, just struggle with me, catch me and hang my two legs on your shoulders, bang till I scream my brains out and drop". - my pretty ex. 2013 It may be surprising to you that women smoke weeds and consume hard drugs more than men in Nigeria. If you have a doubt, take a tour to North and move close to those lungus where you can find anything and everything, most of those flashy ladies, majority of them are not just into drugs but all kinds of vices.. Sex to them is like Russian invasion in Ukraine. |
| Romance › Re: Pls Help!!! I Kissed My Cousin by surgevessel: 6:06am On Apr 15, 2022 |
SilentQueen:Do you realize you are acting out frustrated by comments?? Come on.. Just relax. The more you struggle to buttress your points the more ridiculed you sound. Learn to be indifferent and expect worse comments on certain post. Just read and breath in and out and make your mind say "it's fine" then move on. Sometimes I find it stressful typing response to irrelevant post. Gone are those days when Seun Osewa used to interact with us via yahoo messenger seeking opinion on various developmental and content screening of NL as a project, but now we just have to burry our heads in this mental and psychological bankruptcy NL has reduced to. Only 25% are upright and capable of logical reasoning. -painful fact 1 Like 1 Share |
| Autos › Re: Help: My Car Is In Dilemma by surgevessel: 6:32am On Apr 14, 2022 |
jceesquare:I challenge all who have interest in this topic! Send that engine to me for evaluation and possible refix, I will fix that engine for you and give you 2 years guaranty of average performance. This is what I do for people from time to time. If you are in Abuja or Port Harcourt. 2 Likes |
| Autos › Re: Help: My Car Is In Dilemma by surgevessel: 6:26am On Apr 14, 2022 |
jceesquare:What exactly is your interest bro?? To tap knowledge or mark scripts. Hun?? There are two categories of people in every discussions, some engage in discussions to win, while some get involved to learn.. Back in our university days, we learnt duccess is a thing of choice, some chose to win in class, being the lead in assignment, practicals and even read beyond syllabus, putting up argument even when not necessary and missing out points that could be beneficial to them in their journey of life, while some decided to win in life, setting moderation and being focused on useful points with positive minds of retention and asimilation.. You can continue marking grammar, the choice is yours, mind you a good technirian doesn't even have to know how to write an epistle or compile a professional presentation. I'm not afraid to commit any of those grammatical blunders, I'm here to pass information and so long majority understand what I was talking about, communication has taken effect. When you get to your mechanic, tell him to write you an article for marking before workin on your car. Gross misplace of priority.. Grow up!!! 2 Likes |
| Autos › Re: Help: My Car Is In Dilemma by surgevessel: 8:50am On Apr 13, 2022 |
jceesquare:Craasaaak shaft. Pardon my auto spellings, my calibrator is bad |
| Autos › Re: Help: My Car Is In Dilemma by surgevessel: 5:10pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
EnbestWork:Do not let mechanic open office for your head. Your car engine is 1ZZ, the original set of ring is not more than 15k which mostly do not come with packing-rings, a set of packing rings is 1k, get gum, preferably arsh color type, your gasket is 1500 naira, get Mobil Quatz oil for 8500 (4 litres) buy him 20 litres of fuel for washing and steaming as the car will have to steam for about an hour after coupling to align moving parts and proper adjustment. If everything in your engine is still standard, I will advice you adopt a service of a good mechanic and get original parts yourself. The truth is, Toyota engines are not designed to die just like that, original parts, adequate maintenance and experience mechanic is the key. The crown shaft of that your engine alone is around 80k, mechanic might want to trikishly talk you into getting another engine knowing that 80% of your engine content are still in perfect State. All they do is split your engine into top and bottom and sell it as skeleton for huge amount of money. The main engine is the engine block, the crown shaft and it's metal then rings and piston. Mostly when the rings are bad and the car start smoking, it doesn't amount to damaged engine, it simply equate to weak rings. Original rings with good mechanic can give you about 2 years of great engine performance. 3 Likes |
| Autos › Re: Help: My Car Is In Dilemma by surgevessel: 4:19pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
EnbestWork:If the initial engine has not been tampered with, there chances your engine is still in a standard state. What I mean is the three phases of engine adjustment (Standard, O10 and O20) standard is your crown shaft has never been cut and modified, O10 has been cut and modified to second grade standard performance, O20 is the minimum grade of performance adjustment. Any crown shaft that has been cut to O20 has gotten to the lowest and can not be further ringed or adjusted to perform. Get a mechanic to check your crown shaft condition, it's metal and your engine block. If these 3 are in good condition, I assure you you can still make as much as 100k from that engine. Just move close to a well experienced and truthful mechanic.. |
| Autos › Re: Help: My Car Is In Dilemma by surgevessel: 2:24pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
Cutelincon1:Most cases, when the plugs are soaked with oil, it cut off spark for ignition process to take it's cycle. A car could manage to start if 1 out of 4 it's entire 4 plugs got soaked with oil. But when 2 or 3 plugs are wet at a time, this might prevent your car from starting. Get your mechanic to check all the plugs and clean them up and blow the plug chamber by starting the car and leave the plug point open. He should do this for each of the plug port while having 3 other plugs fixed to start the engine. This will flush off all the oil that has deposited on the top cylinder and the engine will be relieved. 1 Like |
| Autos › Re: Help: My Car Is In Dilemma by surgevessel: 2:04pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
greggng:Smoke has colours and the colors gives you an idea what is wrong.. A car can smoke due to bad or substandard oil used, and the moment you replace the oil with best match, the smoking stops. But in an obvious indication confirmed through consistent wetness of plugs and shortage of oil and by extension sight of heavy smoke through the exhaust chamber, my brother. That is a case of engine problems. |
| Autos › Re: Help: My Car Is In Dilemma by surgevessel: 1:45pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
greggng:If you like, buy Jesus or Muhammed oil, it's a matter of 2 to 4 days and the entire oil would be channeled to your exhaust. When your car smokes, na your wonderful oil e dey push out for you. I think it's better to solve the problem once and for all.. My little advice if you dont mind. |
| Autos › Re: Help: My Car Is In Dilemma by surgevessel: 1:41pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
Cutelincon1:As rightly said by your mechanic, ringing will only last you for a couple of months and you would discover you have wasted the money spent on ringing and the car is back to its weed smoking state (laughs). As a maintenance person, this are my cost saving advice for you. Automobile engines has components which is not possible to go bad all at a time. The most like problem with smoking engine is either failed rings or worn engine blocks. Most of those new engines sold around in the name of 'standard engine' have probably been opened and fixed the component having issues in them. If you engine has not been worked on before, get your mechanic to open it and confirm condition of the engine block, the Crown shaft metal, the crown shaft itself and rings. If you have some maintenance OT, mere looking through the engine block down through the pistons, you would see if there are gaps between the piston and the block, which sometimes makes the rings visible, when this happens, it means the engine block is worn and easily give gaps for oil to pump up to the top of the engine. If you confirm your engine block is worn but the crown shaft and the metal are still in a sound condition after opening the engine, dont panic, simply tell a good mechanic to get you a good engine block, I actually dont know the model of your car, but this is applicable to all automobile engines including some heavy duty generators. How to know a sound engine block Look thoroughly through the inner wall of the engine block and observe some lining that looks like pattern inside the engine block. You may not be able to know by rubbing hands through the inner walls of the engine block, but a lay man can spot the inner lining im talking about. A good engine block must not have scratches or rough inner layer.. For most Toyota engines, the engine block, the crown shaft and crown shaft metal, piston and good rings are the secret of the entire thing called engine. All these can be reconfigured and give your car an excellent performance just like it was when u bought it newly. I dont know the make of your car, so I cant tell your engine block price range. 5 Likes |
| Crime › Re: My Father Told Me “Holy Spirit” Instructed Him To Have Sex With Me - Teenager by surgevessel: 12:47pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
saphiere:Keep exploiting your sense of imagination.. Let me make this clear to you, so many of us 'men' have been through hell of sexual molestations but fount it too shameful to share. I've shared bulk of my experience growing up as a guy on various platforms, from being sexually molested to full blown rape, to my surprise those who claimed to be interest in my ordeal were after the money they stood to make rather than putting an end to male child molestations.. Men are often bullied into silence, especially when shared with your male friends who were long spoilt in men to women affair.. I was first passionately kissed at the age of 11 by my supposed private teacher employed to brush me through studies by my parents. I lost my breath and collapsed, I regained consciousness and found myself on the floor with her struggling to resuscitate me.. She constantly got me gifts till she successfully convinced my parents to shift my lessons to her apartment. In a nut shell, I had to go through some of those deep, wet and lasting kisses which appeared to be violent to me as a child for about 2 years when she had opportunity to travel abroad. And my first rape experience as a guy was 2008 by a supposed banker. I never saw it coming, but it happened and subsequently, apology followed.. He defence was "I'm really sorry, you looked exactly like my boyfriend during my university days, I lost control the first time I say you walked into the bank through the cctv screen in my office... Bla! Bla!! Bla!!! Please note that this is not intended to tarnish any gender or someone, but to establish so much that men passes through but remains with us. I grew to become a great kisser, as in I became so good that I could explore a woman with various styles and patterns of deep, wet and long lasting kisses (laughs). So, the impact never leave us and continue to give us a life time mental torture. Get your findings right, men also experience sexual molestations in the hands of women but buries it out of shame. I am a living victim |
