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Same here... Well gat to say something though...he's right no doubt about that. Buh... Wait a minute, since the women are not built to mate with more than 1 man & the man are, with which women? Since they are (women) to choose not more than one man?

Oziddy: a pretty jss1 girl called me 2day and said, ''uncle Wisdom, i like you very much, i just wish iam old enough to date, i would hav asked you to be my boyfriend'', <3

thats what you get when you are always watching all those American/Philipine love movies.

holarthayor: See problem oh
At a table in a candle-lit
restaurant, a man and woman
were having dinner, and the
following conversation ensued:
Man: Baby, I love you, would you
please marry me?
Woman: (stands up and lands a
stinging slap on his face) I have
waited more than 9yrs, I have
prayed, fasted, sowed seeds,
bought books and listened to tapes,
even went out of my
way to be nice to every male
specie of marriageable age! I
took up new hobbies, watching
football and play station. I went
to Daystar, from Daystar, I went
to House on the Rock, from
House on the rock I went to
Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis
Christian Centre int'l, MFM, Christ
Embassy, Redeemed, from there I
went to This Present Winners
looking everywhere for you. l
went from a size 14 to a size
10, so that when you see me
you’d love what you see.
I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from
Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt,
then I went all the way to Kano
I joined hi-five, from hi-five to
Facebook, then I went to
twitter, I even had a blog on
which I ranted, hoping you would
show up! For where? I uploaded
only my best pictures on
Facebook, in fact I took photo
sessions to look my best, all for
you o! I attended all the
weddings, whether the invitation
was direct or indirect! The next
place I was hoping to
check was the moon, before you
crawled out, crawled out from
the house directly next to mine!
So it was you all this while? The
neighbour I said hello to every
morning? Were you trying to
destroy my faith?
You almost rendered my prayer
life useless?
What were you waiting for?
What sign where you looking for?
Do you want to kill me
before you reveal yourself?!!!
Now be a gentleman, get down
on your knees and put that ring
on my finger!!
. . .
.
The Guy replied, "April Fool if u are the lady what will u dO

falls from yam tree... Dnt bother attacking me for quoting the whole ... Cos i'm not coming back.

Okwa ubosi saturday, Okwu a ebie. Ahu ajuo mmadu nille oyi.

NnamdiN: Marry an igbo chick that has never left her village.

that one na another thing oo.na to go hire a tutor for her be that.

(1) At your leisure, read more of Igbo novels, (2) try communicating with the language among your parents,siblings... (3) the most important one during xmas, Easter etc..try &visit your village while you are there, listen to the elderly ones' discussions. (Dnt go eavesdroping oo!)

Its a no no for me. Especialy, when not too sure of where the r/ship is leading to. @op i'm not a tatoo fan. I see those wearing it as "irresponsible people"

@ op thats what you get when you take wet weed together with akara & tombo

Hmmm...2005. How old was i then sef? Cos i no sure say i don get phone that time. talk more of knowing what an internet was.

They are just not contented with the little they have & so crave for more. Ladies try & be independent, their is so much joy in it.

I no get enof Mb to view dat...joor. mine is Ada ada, eminado, okoso, me & u,no one like you, Tiwa's luckyest girl in the world(not sure of the name though), ifunanya, sparks fly, mirror by justintimberlake, &....

Nice write up...written by a good writer...learnt & understood by those that ar' intrested...

^^same here

Hmmm... This guy take style dey blow small small. I love his track "Okoso"...well, i'm happy for him.

My bro introduced me to NL. I watched him smile,shout, scream &killing himself with laughter. So 1 day, i decided to see things for myself. Lo & behold i'm not only a member, but an addict NL YOU ROCK!

Well, i have this to say, ladies that drinks are liable to have belly fat except on exceptional cases where the person works out. I guess i should leave the guys to speak for themselves

Wow! Happy new month/birthday guys

Hmmm... Ok, i'm looking forward to that.

Hmmm... owkay nah... Buh whoz that dark skinned dude at the back?

Hmmmmmmm speechless

Space booked

'Desperate House Wives'... Hmmm...... I've heard so much about this movie. With this new development, i'm sure gona grabe a copy soon.

Andyblaze: so i used her toothbrush to clean the toilet sink for many days and she kept using it for as long as i did it without knowing about what i was doing.

Jes! you wickend oo

WTF! You don't expect me to go to your blog do you? If you can't post it here,why create this thread in the first place?

WTF! You don't expect me to go to your blog do you? If you can't post it here,why create this thread in the first place?

. Dancing first of all...

Space reserved

Hmmm... Time shall tell whether or not the baby is an albino.

Space reserved.i'll be back in a jiffy

Hmmm... thank God say i No comment.