₦airaland Forum

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]And how is that any fhuucking business of mine?

Last I checked you were not my girl. [/color]

okay

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]I take my girl to buka sometimes [/color]

inyama,I can't even go dat place to eat alone,talkless of a guy taking me there

HumbledbYGrace:
M sorry dear

tanx,I will be back there soonest by his grace,I will ping u on bbm later,how is southy treating u,dear,hope u re managing

HumbledbYGrace:
I thought with the new government you guys would be sorted by now

everything is getting worst,dear,I'm tired

fighal:
where u come from?

mars,re u fine now,btw,re u d one I'm chatting with

missKiffy:
You don't have to explain to them, you nt feeling him simple, it's not every guy you meet that you will fall in love with

abi o,thank u joor

SkinnyDude:
if You Give Me Money Today, I Can Leave Tomorrow.

lol,na money everybody dey find o,even me,I wan go back to where I come frm,nigeria stress don tire me like shege

HumbledbYGrace:
so you should say its about your beef with Al Shabaab not Somalia as it represents a certain group of people.Ke sharp, you know whenever I buy airtime your my first girlfriend so I need to check on you regularly but got that your annoying voicemail.

O sa le mo fasting?why the new moniker? lemme guess, you messed up and deleted your old moniker right? Or too upset then decided you were never coming back to nl only to realize the next morning you needed to come back...

Ma is doing great. Hola sometimes on BBM when your not busy and I'll reply when m less too

I'm telling u,I will try chat with u on bbm,just dat our electricity is so bad,and dats what's keeping me frm chatting nowadays,cos I dnt like being offline

SkinnyDude:
Omo Am Also Obsessed With Travelling Abroad. I Read My Wall Map More Than I Read My Books. I Know Almost Every Country In This World. My Guys For Sch And House Call Me, Malaysia! Guy, I Have Had So Many Dream About Abroad. I Have Been To India, Finland, Malaysia, Russia, And Ukraine In Dream..
When Am In A Bus Or Keke, I See Myself On A Plane Flying To Helsinki. Nothing Will Stop Me Oh! I Must See The End Of This. I Told My Mum That I Wont Go For HND, that ND Is Okay For Me. That I Want To Leave This Country. She Is Against It. But Am Thomas. Am Graduating This Year. Bye Bye Naija In Advance.

skinnydude,re u leaving nija soonest

RJayson:
Abi na

yes

MrCork:
....see Ghana Woman talkin to a whole Londoner anyhow.....sweeery are we on the same Level or a I yor mate?...or u wanna we Londoner to those yor homebase mechanic loookin boyfriend wit Tribal mark? (no oofeinse)

God,lol

booqee:
Loooool you're even cracking me up than Mrcork..
its just hilarious when you see pple taking mrcork serious.. the guy is just a troll! a funny troll sometimes.. If ur bored and you want a good laugh just visit any of his thread to lighten up ur day..

Take him serious at ur own peril...Dude is even based in sango ota in ogun state..though he was living in mushin b4(he has upgraded)

lol,dat guy ehn,so hilarious

XavierBlue:
am vervely convinced beyond any reasonable doubt that you are a mentally deranged man. Enjoy your London while it last. Peace out!


XavierBlue

lol,u wicked o

MrCork:
...WOW...juss lookin at a squirrel right now standin in front of ma bedroom window.....ermm, do u people hav squirrels in that place? ..Nigeria?...juss askin!! (no ofeinse)

ehn dis guy,u re something else,can't stop laughing

MrCork:
...London?..a place u cant afford...or hav u been to London?...don't lie....anyways...since u ask, did I mention that I drive £28,000 (cash) Range Rover SPots?

lol,bt dat place doesn't freak me,re they plucking money frm trees there,u re nt even talking of America,u re talking about stupid london,heard u guys re being controlled by whites there

MrCork:
.....don't realy under syand why the hatred for us London guys....is it ma fault 99.8% of Nairaland guys never been to London?...serrriously ...I don't gerrrrit!!

mumu,and wats london

MrCork:
^^^THER U GO....WELL SAID FROM A BEAURIFUL HOMEBASE FEMALE WHO CLEARLY PREFAS WE LONDON GUYS...I REST MA CASE.. THANK U MADAM!! ((((mwaaaah)))

sorry,I'm nt even a nigerian,so I knw wat I'm talking about

MrCork:
....Lagos?... That place that u Hav lions,antelope , cows, live chickens ,elepant and hyena roaming around loookin for food?

Bro....I take it u wana compare Pekam to yor lagos...that place that loook like goat market. Bro do u realize last year when I came down wit Latisha (my Jamaican babe).. The moment we came outter the hotel juss to go for walk...we were chased by live chickens.
...bro I can honest tel u that I/nobody has ever/never seeen live chickens on the street. Please don't compare my pekam to that place u people are (no oofense)

lol,true sha,u will never see live chickens roaming about in abroad,bt in nija,dem plenty

Belmot:
Yes o

okay

Belmot:
That's fair enough

abi

Viciyus:
DANGOTE DEY LOOK FOR MONEY

BILL GATE DEY LOOK FOR MONEY

MEN DEY LOOK FOR MONEY

EVERYBODY DEY LOOK FOR MONEY

SHOW ME WHO NO DEY LOOK FOR MONEY?

nobody,money even attracts love

Belmot:
Don't you think you are not been fair to him? Since you are not into him you should have let him go.... But in this case we are not sure if his not feeling her at least in your own case you are sure you are not feeling him.

I'm nt feeling him becos he looks gayish to me,though he is frm a vry rich family,bt I dnt love him,so I let him go,if u see d guy,he is vry handsome,bt I'm nt just feeling him,dnt knw why sha

Viciyus:
YEARS AFTER NOW YOU GO DEY FIND HUSBAND, YOU SEE YOUR LIFE!!

I dnt even need a husband,na money I dey find,shey u got it

Belmot:
Better

why did u said better,I once had a guyfriend like dat,he was into me,bt I wasn't into him,he came to visit me one day,and someone like a mum asked me,who is d guy to me in d presence of the guy,I told her,he is only a frnd,frm dat day,dat guy retraced his steps backward frm me,cos he can get,I'm nt into him,so did u get it now

Belmot:
Don't be so sure

okay

missKiffy:
He's matured enough, 28

then he is nt into u,he has a real girlfrnd he ve introduced earlier to his dad,believe me

RJayson:
Correct African boy, every girl is a friend. He might be having commitment issue tho.....or he's not yet sure about you. You sef try read between the lines naa.

best advice ever

HumbledbYGrace:
Got no beef with any African nation, gott beef with how 'some' people think/reason including south Africans.

Why the beef with Somalia? Pardon my ignorance, haven't been on duty since forever.

dear,dis is moji,d nigerian lady on ur bbm,how is mother doing,I added u on dis my moniker now

kilode100:
Yes

why re u sad now

Truth24:
We need the button dat makes it imposible for a particular member following/mentioning u...The "Block" button

yeah definitely

Jtmanager:
Unto wetin say I spoke the truth

okay

czarr:
.....my dad is older than my mom with 6yrs,which is the difference BTW you two,so you've not done a great sin.....but since she's a minor do not act on it!
....wait till she's 22 and U're 28,

best advice