marieolae:
Lmao pls mcork take me out pleasee

MrCork:
... finaly successfully cook rice without burning up the house... I feel proud!

faith551:
Sit down Bro let me tell you a story.
I've got two cousins, wnt mention a name tho cause 90% in nairaland will know him.
One travelled to London in the late nighties, the other graduated from the university, travelled to lagos and started up a business, his really a big shot now tho.
So, fast forwarded to 2013,the one that travelled to London came back after years of absence, he came back with an infinite jeep.
The following week the brother in lagos bought him a house and a new car.
So who's bigger, the guy in London or lagos.
We run our business wearing jeans and slippers here in naija, Cruise our machines in the evening. So take it or leave it, home based guys as you put it still rock.

MrCork:



^^^^ther they go again..typikal Homebase guys...always dreamin or noing of another Homebase guy who has moiney..but its never them. Do u have moiney? ..NO!

..the fact remains ..we Londoners got moiney & we can take yor women anytime..pirrriod! (no ofeense)

Jennydoris:
All these are for Nigerian girls that don't know what Nigerian guys can do. As for us that was born in London Peckam and that resides there too... We seriously can't do without Nigerian guys. They can do all these you have listed in a million times.



That reminds me, London Peckam Boys dey fine for movie but not in real life.... But trust Niaja guys... even on red bank account.. They cute die..

twerkjack:
U ARE SOOOO FULL OF URSELF, BUH ITS CALLED CONFIDENCE ND I ADMIRE DAT SOMETIMES.... BTW UR POINTS ARE REASONABLE AND TRUE..... #LADIESSAYNOTOAFRICANMENEVENTHE ONESINLONDON

MrCork:



....Lagos?... That place that u Hav lions,antelope , cows, live chickens ,elepant and hyena roaming around loookin for food?

Bro....I take it u wana compare Pekam to yor lagos...that place that loook like goat market. Bro do u realize last year when I came down wit Latisha (my Jamaican babe).. The moment we came outter the hotel juss to go for walk...we were chased by live chickens.
...bro I can honest tel u that I/nobody has ever/never seeen live chickens on the street. Please don't compare my pekam to that place u people are (no oofense)

Jennydoris:
All these are for Nigerian girls that don't know what Nigerian guys can do. As for us that was born in London Peckam and that resides there too... We seriously can't do without Nigerian guys. They can do all these you have listed in a million times.



That reminds me, London Peckam Boys dey fine for movie but not in real life.... But trust Niaja guys... even on red bank account.. They cute die..

faith551:
Sit down Bro let me tell you a story.
I've got two cousins, wnt mention a name tho cause 90% in nairaland will know him.
One travelled to London in the late nighties, the other graduated from the university, travelled to lagos and started up a business, his really a big shot now tho.
So, fast forwarded to 2013,the one that travelled to London came back after years of absence, he came back with an infinite jeep.
The following week the brother in lagos bought him a house and a new car.
So who's bigger, the guy in London or lagos.
We run our business wearing jeans and slippers here in naija, Cruise our machines in the evening. So take it or leave it, home based guys as you put it still rock.

MrCork:



....ermm brother..no ofeense to yor picture profile but am not sayn u look mechanic but apart from yor pillow..when was the last time a female kiss u?.... And plis don't lie!!

faith551:




The question shouldn't be when a female kissed me last it should be who did the missing.
I had a good time with ur sis yesterday, oohh!! She's such a great kisser , help me tell her I'll be in the house this evening she'll understand

MrCork:



...well thanks..Homebase guys a uaualy dumb & very predictable...i was expectin that kinda ansa...yea,I kissed yor sister...well u can kiss my brother instead coz I don't hava sister.


..am glad I now make u see how far ahead wr Londoners think....we will never be on the same level..ever! (no ofeense)

faith551:



I knew u grew up in a motherless babies home, how on earth where u supposed to know if you had a sister?

MrCork:
...anyways bak to the thread..ladies,am on yor side & pli plis plis,be honest....lookat his picture profile(faith551)..the typikal lookin Homebaseguy...if a boy like that approachs u,what wud u say: . ..GERRRRRRAOUT. or GET LOST??

...LADIES,PLIS PLIS PLIS...WE NEED U ON THIS..BE HONEST?

MrCork:
...WOW...juss lookin at a squirrel right now standin in front of ma bedroom window.....ermm, do u people hav squirrels in that place? ..Nigeria?...juss askin!! (no ofeinse)

profojah:

No we dont have squirrel, we only have Olongbo(cat), Efon(mosquito) and labalaba(butterflies) in Nigeria, Ijebu-igbo to be precise AND we are far better than Londoners

No ooffeinse

MrCork:



..errmm bro, I tink yor confusin Squirrels to Rats...they not the same....You juss miss road.. pls Google it.

.anyways, pls STOP DERAILIN THE THREAD!!

lol ..
MrCork, I have a girl in pekam that said she'd like to suuck your d!ck for £500. She was an homebase gal tho...she stays at 1012N Charles st, W.bouvlerd Pekam. Her name is Shanterock...

MrCork:
...WOW...juss lookin at a squirrel right now standin in front of ma bedroom window.....ermm, do u people hav squirrels in that place? ..Nigeria?...juss askin!! (no ofeinse)

MrCork:



....Lagos?... That place that u Hav lions,antelope , cows, live chickens ,elepant and hyena roaming around loookin for food?

Bro....I take it u wana compare Pekam to yor lagos...that place that loook like goat market. Bro do u realize last year when I came down wit Latisha (my Jamaican babe).. The moment we came outter the hotel juss to go for walk...we were chased by live chickens.
...bro I can honest tel u that I/nobody has ever/never seeen live chickens on the street. Please don't compare my pekam to that place u people are (no oofense)

suzzy16:
lol,true sha,u will never see live chickens roaming about in abroad,bt in nija,dem plenty

MrCork:



^^^THER U GO....WELL SAID FROM A BEAURIFUL HOMEBASE FEMALE WHO CLEARLY PREFAS WE LONDON GUYS...I REST MA CASE.. THANK U MADAM!! ((((mwaaaah)))

MrCork:
.....don't realy under syand why the hatred for us London guys....is it ma fault 99.8% of Nairaland guys never been to London?...serrriously ...I don't gerrrrit!!

suzzy16:
mumu,and wats london

MrCork:



...London?..a place u cant afford...or hav u been to London?...don't lie....anyways...since u ask, did I mention that I drive £28,000 (cash) Range Rover SPots?