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Family / Re: He Wants Sex Every Time by swaggerdgrt(m): 7:29pm On Oct 26, 2015
glimpse33:
Why did you get married to him?
Your Pvssy was made for Sexx Purpose/Reproduction, so coming here to seek for help is not going to help matters.
Just Open your Legs for him any time, any day, any where till death do you part.
cheesy
tel her my brother mke me jst knw cos d man don pay for d pussy alredy nd he wil Bleep it as many tmes as he want.me seff i go do worse dan ur husbnd seff
Family / Re: He Wants Sex Every Time by swaggerdgrt(m): 7:26pm On Oct 26, 2015
Laveda:
Before marriage. . ' I want a sexually active man who can satisfy me in bed' cheesy

After marriage . . 'Please help my husband is a dog'. Lmao. . . . grin grin


Try and talk to him about it dear. . .
me seff i want it evrytme evn more dan dis ur husband,cos my appetite for sex is so huge oohh
Celebrities / Re: Inem Peters Wears Bra To Her Birthday Party (Photos) by swaggerdgrt(m): 7:24pm On Oct 26, 2015
Beesluv:
Not impressed, she should have gone braless
goin braless is not enuf oohh,she shud have gone naked cos dat is wat we want now.we dnt wnt ladies wearin anytin on themselves again....we want evrytin in dia body to be free to air
Religion / Re: Brethren Share Your Testimonies Here by swaggerdgrt(m): 7:21pm On Oct 26, 2015
JudgementHammer:
Brethren praaaaiiiiisee the Lord! The Lord is good..all the time. I want to share my testimony to d glory of God and shame of the devil.

On friday, I was frying dodo on my stove jeje and I was tasting some pieces from the frying pan as I usually do. But I didn't know that 2 of the wicks has fallen out. As I bend to turn d dodo and pick 1 for my mouth, the stove buzzed and the fry pan caught fire. Hot ororo splashed up but I was able to shift my face back b4 the splash landed. The dodo inside the frying pan got burnt kpatakpata.

But I thank God that it is d dodo that got burnt, not my face. Praaaaaaaiiiiseee the living Jesus!

Brethren share ya testimony o.




Lalasticlala
waooww i tankgod for u guy man,ur enemies wil not see u at all

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Romance / Re: Found Condoms In My Fiance's Bag.again! by swaggerdgrt(m): 7:18pm On Oct 26, 2015
Pineapp:
1a. He cares about you and is playing safe not to infect you with whatever infection he might be dinning with. sad

1b. He no wan give the girl belle. angry



2a. He's cheating and its glaring to you.

2b. If you cant stand it,walk away now that he's just a fiance. undecided



3.... He might have gotten the job of a major distributor for condoms lipsrsealed
though d guy is not being fair shaa cos i wil b d mst happiest man if my gf or fiance or wife dnt cheat on me cos i want to have a happy home
Family / Re: How Many Ladies Can Act Like This Lady If They Catch Their Husbands Cheating? by swaggerdgrt(m): 9:53am On Oct 26, 2015
PunkyVeer:
I love the fact that she still radiates strength even when an aspect of her life is falling apart. That's what I call a grown woman. Others would be squirming on the floor like worms, acting like the world just came to an end. She's my type of girl. I wish her all the best.
I wish she is ur type of girl truely.hahahahah
Romance / Re: Why Most Girls Don't Like Staying In A Relationship After Being Caught Cheating by swaggerdgrt(m): 7:08am On Oct 26, 2015
sissylucy:


and yet u date those African ladies with "shallow mentality" n will probably wife one someday(datx if u aren't married to one yet)
offcos I will bt girls shud grow up in d way dey tink cos it wil hlp both parties a lot.dia tinkin mentality is too poor.almst all of dem tink d same way nd forget abt d fact and d cosequences for dia actions
Romance / Re: What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by swaggerdgrt(m): 7:05am On Oct 26, 2015
faith551:


Hian!! Looks like everybody is saying same thing
yes cos I hav not seen such a girl nd which is not encouraging at all
Romance / Re: CONFESSION!! I Cheated On My Boyfriend And Feel A Lot Better! by swaggerdgrt(m): 6:29am On Oct 26, 2015
Na OLOSHO u be and not a gf at all
Romance / Re: Consider This Before You Engage In MouthAction by swaggerdgrt(m): 6:17am On Oct 26, 2015
nickkylawve:
tagging this to every of my male nd female folks out there that are so committed to MouthAction undecided come to think of it won't kissing be risky too same Mouth they used to *coughs* NA them sabi sha thank God I don't know anything grin

*runs outta thread*
grin
my sister I wonder ooohhh,all dis scientist dia own too mch seff
Romance / Re: What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by swaggerdgrt(m): 5:58am On Oct 26, 2015
Guy he go hard u oohh,bot in dis lifetme or in dis present naija
Romance / Re: Why Most Girls Don't Like Staying In A Relationship After Being Caught Cheating by swaggerdgrt(m): 5:55am On Oct 26, 2015
African ladies with their shallow mentality,once she has been forgiven,dat settles it
Romance / Re: Found Condoms In My Fiance's Bag.again! by swaggerdgrt(m): 8:13pm On Oct 25, 2015
maiahsaiah:



Nd adultery/fornication is what
dey ar both sin bt its far beta dan commitin abortn,thogh as flesh we hav we may nt b able to resist havin sex smtmes nd mst tmes depnds on individual,if sex leads to pregnancy i advise d girl kips it insted of goin for abortn...my sista dnt debate it oohh..no mke God vess for u ooohh if not ennnn....
Family / Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by swaggerdgrt(m): 8:06pm On Oct 25, 2015
JudgementHammer:

Na so my broda
dis comment kip makin me laff nd i kip readin it again and again...guy u can rily plan i sware

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Romance / Re: President Of Nigerian Prostitutes, JessicaElvis Is Dead by swaggerdgrt(m): 7:15pm On Oct 25, 2015
Nawa oohhh,so ashawo seff get president.....i dint knw oohhhh...she dnt deserve my condolence evn thgh it may not count,i'd rather reseve it for smone beta dat died a painful death nt for ashawooooo

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Romance / Re: Found Condoms In My Fiance's Bag.again! by swaggerdgrt(m): 7:08pm On Oct 25, 2015
maiahsaiah:


Ur mum had a choice of aborting u when u were in her womb, u also have the choice of choosing between right nd wrong, its up 2 u
my mum knws evn bfor nd nw dat abortion is a sin so she dint thought of it let alne doin it,ur mum cud do it bt not mine.abortion is a sin weda u bliv it or not das ur prblm,dnt evn tink abt it in d ist place.nonsence
Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello Acquires His New Car (Photo) by swaggerdgrt(m): 4:20pm On Oct 25, 2015
D guy money don shw,mke him enjoy
Romance / Re: Found Condoms In My Fiance's Bag.again! by swaggerdgrt(m): 4:17pm On Oct 25, 2015
U seff ur own too mch,u too dey search up nd dwn,I no no wetin u dey fnd,as u see d condom insyd, pak ur load and go cos in naija,if we offend u,u go and if u offend us,you go as well cos we men are GENERAL.if u tink it is easy to chaeat go nd get 6 boy frnds nd see if people mouth no go finish u
Education / Re: Linda Iheme Gets 5 Distinctions In Medical Sch.UNIBEN (Pic + Profile) by swaggerdgrt(m): 4:08pm On Oct 25, 2015
Congratulobia my sister
Religion / Re: Does The Bible Support Abortion? Numbers Chapter 5 by swaggerdgrt(m): 4:02pm On Oct 25, 2015
Hornestly thre are some trend dat is not worth commentin at all and on no accout shud any1 debate abt dis topic cos it dosnt mke any sense.abortion is a sin biblicaly and in our society and nobdy shud debate nd argue abt it....gbammm

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Celebrities / Re: Actor Walter Anga Shows Off Parents In Church (photo) by swaggerdgrt(m): 3:57pm On Oct 25, 2015
Fine boy no skin pain

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Crime / Re: We Robbed Banks To Raise Money For Boko Haram –suspect (pictured) by swaggerdgrt(m): 9:15am On Oct 24, 2015
There is no point interogating dem till dis point,dey shud jst kill dem immediately.no wastin time
Family / Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by swaggerdgrt(m): 11:08pm On Oct 23, 2015
JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later. grin grin cheesy cheesy
hahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaha guy u don mke my belle burst wit laff abeg.u too mch

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Family / Re: My Marriage Is Crashing, I Think I Hate Him...Help by swaggerdgrt(m): 10:48pm On Oct 23, 2015
My sista i wud jst advise u to giv him a brk,try recover frm ur hlth prblm nd plan for ur pregnant baby.in no tme he wil cme bak to his sense nd sit up to his responsibilities..stupid man

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Family / Re: My Marriage Is Crashing, I Think I Hate Him...Help by swaggerdgrt(m): 10:44pm On Oct 23, 2015
Chaiiiii dat man no b am oohhh,d man no follow at all

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NYSC / Re: Shocking Photos From The NYSC Camp In Kwara by swaggerdgrt(m): 10:08am On Oct 23, 2015
Jeeeezzz evn refugee camp beta pass dis place oohhh
Celebrities / Re: 10 Photos Of John Dumelo That Will Inspire Your Dress Sense by swaggerdgrt(m): 10:06am On Oct 23, 2015
Bros u mke brain jaree
Celebrities / Re: 10 Photos Of John Dumelo That Will Inspire Your Dress Sense by swaggerdgrt(m): 10:06am On Oct 23, 2015
CountDracula:
Mtschw... Rubbish
guy dis is nt rubbish joorr,jst appreciate d handwrk of God in d handsome man.y u dey do bad belle naaaa...??
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan As An Election Observer In Tanzania (Photos) by swaggerdgrt(m): 10:27am On Oct 22, 2015
bleeped up man
Romance / Re: She Refused To Date Me Because I'm Short.. by swaggerdgrt(m): 10:51pm On Oct 21, 2015
misspicy:
Sorry op go for someone who can date you,no be by force,i cant date a short guy too,even if he is dangote
hahahahahaha misspicy u wicked oohhh..u jst add more salt to his wound
#yimu

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