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Khostlybeauty18:
So.... erhm....there's this guy that approach me for my number sometime back, I didn't give him and I think I responded rudely kind of...I was really tired that day...But since then, I've had this huge crush on him...We make eye contacts alot wheneva we're at the same place, but I can't see him making another attempt to come...Now m leaving the area soon....How Do I Get Him?

just greet him even if u see him 10times aday still greet him in less than 3 days he will come to u n playful ask for ur number only the shud u apologize for what u did. In d end ur kpekus go suffer

valentineuwakwe:
Hello Nairalanders,

Nice again to be hear. Please I need advice from anyone that can give me on this issue bordering me..

I'mm a hard working self employed man of 36years and my fiancee is 39years.. We both are graduates and M.sc holders from uniport. ..

We have known selves since 2014 and told my parents in 2016 that its her I want to get married to.. They all accepted her upon meeting her and sat, January 6, 2018 was fixed for introduction... I was so happy and was in high spirit... Then come on Saturday morning, my mum called a meeting, with dad, grand mum, two of dad sisters, 2 kindred men, my immediate younger sister and brother...

My marriage issue was raised as topic and mum insisted on the age of my fiancee and said she must get pregnant first before us or myself would go for any introduction....

She was supported by 2/3 of the people present at an early morning meeting called by 4am on the same Saturday i had told my fiancee my people were coming.....

The meeting went and ended in a disaster and mum called my fiancee to cancel the introduction insisting she first get pregnant...

Please, what do you guys think I should do as my fiancee is a born again Christian with RCCG....

The issue of first takingbinnholds no place in their church doctrine...its after the wedding ...am a catholic....am in love with my woman and am not backing down....am confused and don't know what to do now...someone should please advice me....please

Please move this thread to front page as I need advice, please

Guy, tho I am against premarital sex but do you really know ur fiancee?? I meant do u know her past Your mum might have seen thru her n her lifestyle past?? Only God can bless any marriage with fruitfulness bt sit ur fiancee n question her abt her past so u can know who u r fighting for Or u can go n run fertility test on her n urself So that story that touch wouldn't be the story of ur marriage!!!! Wait, what do I even know about marriage self??

AdaezeJesus:
Hi, am Mary Ogochukwu from Anambra state but based in Enugu state. Am 25 and a graduate. Am à devoted Christian girl searching for true love. Am averagely tall and slim fair and beautiful. Genotype is AA. Desiring a dark handsome igbo guy 28-33 graduate and working. A lover of God's word and righteousness. Here's my watspp and phone number 07035652266

b4 I continue may I ask the current bride price for enugu ladies abi e don as fuel scarce?? J

Tolubae1:
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u dey find relationship bt ur location na heaven then Hw we go take run package na?

praiseejiro:
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Captain3star:
It is good to be good if your not good 10 you're still good every man has his calling everyone has a calling if used to make mistake the mistake will be us if she is to be truthful she will remain sane every other guy oh I've been shaking around we continue to do so as for me remain single if your man is not around remembering when the union between u and your spouse however any separation does not mean you have no alternative and alternative is not cheating keepsake once you cheat you still haven't disturbance from dreams from reality the body requires some satisfaction in all things keep the body functioning thank you

what is this 1 saying??

CaptainJeffry:
Enyia, stay your lane before God punish you.

How your village see you

alexialin:
Funny enough I don't shag like that.

Cos I don't know if whom am dating would end up as my husband. So I make sure that place is inwardly secured from dents and panel beating. I want my husband to still taste the real deal after marriage. I don't give my all to bf or fiance. After marriage, am all yours..
But I cant stay without fun for a whole one year, then two years? Haba! Blood of Moses!

And It's not like we are even married sef.

Assuming inbetween marriage, he had to travel? Then I will focus more on my kids and buisnesses. Cos am. Married and situations like him travelling just happened, which will benefit the family. With that I can wait, but always remind him to come home o.

Yes remind him well
To come home n fire d kpekus
Bt I trust 9ja ladies can neva b straightforward
They rather gv excuses like
The children needs a man around cos their attitude is on the decline Or
The children r crying that they miss their dad pls when r coming back??
When we all that it's the kpekus that has been crying all day long
Ladies need to b sincere with themselves nothing can replace a good Dick u can ask chidinma. I rest my case.

Correct photoshop, check out the edges o her arms n compare to others. By d way way way kind seller go dress like that go market self

Angelanest:
A Nigerian lady who says she loves sports so much that she can't do without it each day - has revealed how she was told by her doctor that she was dis-virgined due to too much exercise. According to the lady, no one has ever believed her after she told them how she lost her virginity.

Below is what she shared on Facebook

I am a lady who loves sports so much, i cant do without exercise each day.........

Some years back, I was told by my doctor that I was disvirgin by EXCESS OF SPORTS aftere............

But since then, anyone I told about it will NEVER believe me..........

Today, a question was asked and it goes thus "" can a lady forget who disvirgin her"""""??

When I told them I was not disvirgin by anyone but by EXCESS OF SPORTS, No one believe me

What do you have to say about this and if there is any doctor(s) in the house, let them help me out here biko...

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/01/lady-reveals-how-she-lost-her-virginty-due-to-too-much-sports.html

My sister u r very correct, that's how I lost mine 2. Mtcheww una don dey gv our girlfriends lying hints abi make thunder fire u there. Nkita

skytouch2:
Hi pep,

I discovered, there is no gain in patronizing all these betting companies as they gain while you lose heavily.
This year alone, I look back, and I recounted how much I have lost on betting alone this year. I think, is high time , one drop the idea.

Again, I haven't seen any bettors that made millions from betting to build houses or buy cars. Betting is like throwing one hard earned money into the lagoon.

What do you think people, betting is vain and waste of time .

that 1 Na ur own. If e bad for u no mean say e bad

When u r complaining of Hw u invested your skool fees in mmm via text bt mistakenly sent the text to dad instead of Dan.......

It's been 12days after the test. Has anyone received a text from them yet?? I heard the training starts on the 10th which got me curious, pls share any info u hv on them. Thanks.

I got an invite to come for efcc screening tomorrow pls may I know what I am up against or the requirements needed. Pls I need an insight to what I might face.......

serah109:
08084849005 serah
age bracket 31 to 39

whr do u reside??

Vectormike:
Are you in Uyo?

cashBae ain't looking for just a boo bt a cashboo

citadels:
Pls I don't know if it is from here a friend from India picked my contact. By Name Marvis he chatted me on WhatsApp pls dear I lost my phone so I lost ur contact pls if u re here chat me up on WhatsApp I beg u. Thanks

Naija. Babe with readymade sote she dey beg ooo

Dami08188603491:
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if she's faithful then she wouldn't need u

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praiseejiro:
ok

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stupidity:
Its time you start chopping the real food. Tell her to serve the pvssy on clean broken plate with fwesh juice.





As I'm typing this, tears are dropping.

Last night was the best time I ever had with my bae. She was away for some months, came back all looking more beautiful, pvssy added weight, assx got 2 packs.

Down to business, as usual, eating her pvssy is what she dont mind paying me to do every bed time.

After the fwesh shower, she lay down, I buried my head inside. Jeez, pvssy was so damn delicious. Like what the hell did she put inside, I was eating the pvssy and crying. Tears of joy, never had it that good. She placed her right hand on my head telling me "baby its okay, stop crying, eat all you want, its all yours""

I felt as if baba finally gave her the jazz to tie my destiny.

After a while I was forced to use my phones torch to check inside the pvssy, to be sure of what's buried inside that made it to be that sweet.

If you ain't sucking your bae pvssy yet, your missing. Suck the damn soul outta her

Ode Hw did ur stupidity attracted 68likes?? Looks like 68morons are up late

mhizesther:
I'm here to read comments

damn u fyn mehn

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muller101:
She told me. Are u aware she is HIV+?

she ain't bt. I always played safe

Sugarcious:
am coming

whr u dey go?

ggrin:
but I still love him

stop na lying na dey penis make u still dey endure.



















bt when e beat u die u go still dey see e size of pricks for hell















So my dear continue......................

bbbabes:
Daughter of a pastor, this one can never be a virgin

only slacked pvssy are concerned abt who's virgin n who's not

After 8yrs u r telling me that u r 28yrs abi, so at 2009 u were 20 abi ehn bros if u were 20 in 2009 then I still dey my mama belle. watching footballers lie like bollywood

IamKashyBaby:
Aaww...thats sooo sweet ...

*When ur boo is responsible, kind and AIN'T BROKE*

this statement above is exactly the mentality of broke ladies who don't know poo about relationships that actually makes them single till menopause comes knocking, What the hell am I saying oooo u r one of them. Apologies get a life

Benita27:
She's 100% on point here, but again, it takes two to tango...I don't know the joy in fùcking an asshole when the Vagina is there to be used?, anal is anal irrespective of those involved.

I am not in support of the whole anal things but guys like to have that feeling of being the first or atleast to enjoy something tight bt our ladies nowadays irrespective of the size of the dick when it enters is like dropping a stone into a pool the only u hear is tumbu sound. So what do u expect the guy to seek for

BEATDABOOKIES:
ur father is a big fool

Noooo na it's ur father who's a fool cos he forgot to put on a condom rather than produce an idiotic fool who's brain capacity is way less than that of a retard