₦airaland Forum

queenstlll:
This groom is very eager for his wedding night


his wife go hear am lol

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Source: http://timenaija.com/i/2016/04/27/this-groom-is-very-eager-for-his-wedding-night-lol-photo/

how sure say no b u b d bride self.maybe na the firing confuse u wey make u dey post nonsense story n d tin wey dey vex me na say e make front page.

ebubey:
Source: http://www.kamdora.com/2016/04/24/dating-a-broke-guy-my-experience-is-it-worth-it/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=broke

Y am I not surprised, What kinda topic would u expect from an Igbo gal.Mtcchewwwwww

Hadez:
Lol, I am pretty and hey me topic made frontpage because I made sense. I am not an ugly biitch like you. Silly and ugly thing. Keep being jealous because you are almost? 38 and no man is dying for you

Gosh ur stupidity can't be weighed because e fit break crane. Ur story make frontpage because Nairaland dey filled with ur kind.

Hadez:
1. We can't just have a day off without receiving numerous calls from annoying set of toasters and so called friends.
Like seriously? Can't you guys just keep to yourself and don't bother us? You call morning, noon and night and all you keep saying is "how are you, how was your day, have you eaten, what are you doing at the moment, OK I will call you later" are you an FBI agent? Mtchewww

2. We are tagged as flirts. This especially I hate to the bone. Even here on nairaland. So because she is pretty and she clubs and dresses with swag does that mean she is an olosho? Too many kids in this country

3.we can't just walk without being noticed. OK, I am not all that pretty but can't I just walk pass a street without guys stopping to say hello? Can't i just go to a store to get something without someone offering to pay? Can't i just eat in peace without you offering to pay my bills and get to know me in the process? Leave me alone!

4. Too many DM, PM...do I need to say more about this? I get nothing less than 100 messages on fb in 2days. I am lucky, my bestie gets more than 500 messages daily she had to delete her fb messenger because the messages are just too much
Even instagram isn't helping matter. Should I start with nairaland too?

5. We are tagged as unserious students. Imagine someone saying the pretty ones are the dumb ones why the ugly girls are intelligent. Just imagine, well my gp speaks for me. Not all pretty girls rely on their beauty

6. We are called lazy and dependant this is the funniest
I have 2 jobs and I pay my bills myself. why will I want to depend on your peanut?

7. They call us proud. This is saddening. Sometimes it is just about having a high self esteem not pride

8. Most guys just want to show you off as trophies and have sex then move to the next pretty girl. This is why we take a very long time to study you before allowing you in but most guys will become too desperate and loose their chances.

#drops pen

u are not pretty joor. stop telling stories from the experience of ur roomates

PiccoloBrunelli:
Lol. Sorry if I slighted you.

U didn't I only prefer u come back when u have something reasonable to say.

PiccoloBrunelli:
Oya go to Uniport before ah slap you

Ur stupidity isn't needed here. with all humility I say shuuuuuu

Fellow nairalanders, Am seeking for admission into manchester university. I want to know if I would be given a work permit that goes beyond my masters program and the cost of living there. Pls admin post it in Frontpage so that I can get nairalanders opinions thanks and God bless.

ejamahrandy:
are you adulting me?

they are so right that's y they stay on the left during weddings...........

yemmybx:
Olumawu school 92, Adetokunbo Ademola Crescent, Wuse II, Abuja Telephone: +2348033113304 email: info@olumawu.org
Kindly apply for these teaching positions Physics Chemistry Maths ICT Business studies

thanks. Pls any idea of the pay range?

magnificientzaz:
Its a congratulatory mail with details of training and medical test

Have u started the training yet?

holotee:
Most schools provide temporary accommodation to allow international students find their own. Mail the international center and let them know you will need a temporary accommodation. Duration however varies per school. They might even offer to pick you from the airport and still link you up with landlords that have houses for rent.

Thanks a lot u've been helpful.

Anuoluwapo23:
I was reading the Bible in my phones this afternoon when it came to me that I should we should warn our youth about indecent dressing... So I decided to bring it as a topic here..


What's your view about it?


Z it advisable to dress like this to church?

Now I get the perfect picture of what christ meant "the pure at heart should cast the first stone". U are complaining of indecent dressing while u r reading bible from ur phone whc means u r online n u will reply any whatsapp,facebook or instagram messages u get while in church. Yes she indecently dress and it very wrong doing as christian in her part and it also implies to your my dear. Go to church with ur bible and ur phones shud be switched off.

DjAndroid:
I never fly comot for Naija before but from the tales wey I don hear for the two places you mentioned, London will be more expensive to live in.

thanks

rheether:
Lol! Them don use all the style finish oooo

we dey busy dey admire the kissing and posture u na d firing dey ur mind abi?.ALL HAIL THE FIRING QUEEN

rheether:
Lol! Them don use all the style finish oooo

we dey busy dey admire the kissing and posture u na d firing dey ur mind abi?.ALL HAIL THE FIRING QUEEN

Abeg na how dis story take affect fuel scarcity??

Good day All, I intend going for my masters but am at a crossroad now. I don't know which country would be better in terms of the costs of living and which is convenient enough. For Nairalanders living in these countries or have an experience of what is like over there I need your advice. thanks and God bless

pls I intend to seek for admission in UIOT ontaWa but I am wondering if the school will provide an accommodation for atleast a week for the registration b4 I could seek for a place to stay.

magnificientzaz:
Amen, when is your interview?

Am yet to get their mail.

magnificientzaz:
Thanks

Congrats, By God's grace we are right behind u.

GANJAFARMER:
Hehe , I will o

I have this miniature toto reading meter that will send back signals of every activity down there to my laptop or mobile phone . From the number of thrust to the amount of fluid deposited if any and would also record if any foreign body eg condoms was present and it will have the capacity to give me the exact time using body heat as an indicator.This meter is designed in such a way that it could analyze and tell that something different fitted into that cavity.
You wanna try ?

It's a notable fact that ur ganja intake has exceeded ur capacity

I really doubt if I cud forgive myself for forgiving her... I just beta not try what I would regret every single second of my life

areteox:
Yes, quite a number of schools.

Thanks alot

areteox:
Yes, quite a number of schools.

Thanks a lot, u've been helpful.

I have seen my ielts result writing- 7.0 speaking-6.5 Listening-7.0 Reading-7.0

pls can I get admission into UK universities with this result?

divinehand2003:
Lol
Change has come upon Nigeria indeed. Embrace it, Love it, have faith in it and then thou shall make thy way prosperous.

That na if the person no die before the prosperity come e door mouth na.

During the reign of Buhari and APC lead Government we have experience changes that we never had in mind before the election:
1.The intensity of the sun has increased even in the south south region.
2. Missing Bugdet.
3. Deleted Manifesto.
4.Rain no dey fall again.
5.the number of cars plying the roads has reduced drastically while those that secured parking spaces in mega stations have tripled nationwide.
6. We can't import and yet our made in Nigeria goods prices are no go area.
7.Now schools are pricing graduates like tomatoes because of lack of employment in the country.



I will stop here b4 I use annoyance use my own phone take stone wall I just got to take precaution cos as e dey be the money to buy another one go hard. Who do we blame for this hardship??.. Buhari, APC, the people that voted APC Or Jonathan.

phyllosilicate:
now I get.

Ok ooo thanks for the insight. now I know what I should expect.

magnificientzaz:
Just be prepared for anything,it could be more or less
We'll hear from the horses' mouth via the employment letter.
We still have one last stage to cross after where we r now

I no go through all this tension for just anything it has to be good. But I leave the rest to God sha

phyllosilicate:
I think they might, I have a feeling that it is a consulting firm that is incharge in the recruitment process because they I just too organised. One of the panellist is a University lecturer in Education.

Please answer my questions.

Yes, I believe so.Make God do am for us. cos the way other skools dey price person dey annoy me.

magnificientzaz:
True,same experience. I was the 4th t be interviewed and was asked a lot of questions.

hmm. let's just keep our fingers cross till they call on us. But, this country hard ooo, With all these stress they beta pay above 50K.

phyllosilicate:
It seems he was asked only one questions because there was no time again. I was among the first to be interviewed and the questions were many. Starting with tell me about yourself, to questions on the subject and teaching passion, why should i hire you and why do you want to work with us. Mine was about 30 mins, though that man that welcomed us was telling them 'time, time, time and that there are many candidates to be interviewed.

I think the day you would be interviewed, people won't be much. Ensure you can articulate well why you love teaching physics.

Was it only physics test that was written that day? Also do you have a degree in education?

Thanks a lot. u've been helpful

dollyjoy:
funny

I like when a girl knows what she want. some girls they want am but na they do yanga pass