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BEATDABOOKIES:
Bleep u all insulting templerun95

The truth is dah kechi is ugly plane crash or no plane crash

God should pls take are ugly soul away from this earth
Gross

Looking at her picx give nightmare

Hey guys let templerun go I got a bigger slowpoke ryt above me

MostHated:
Dude, the girl survived a PLANE CRASH! You don't even seem like you could survive a fall from your Dinning table. I'ld have said dis could happen to anyone including u, but i'ld be wrong cos you can't afford a f**King flight ticket. The plane could fall on you though. Where d h*ck is your humanity??

chaiii Naijas una 2 gt mouth, abeg na me first curse d idiot n na me dey beg now it has doo oooo

Templerun95:
Ugly gal
She is not even sexy
I can't sex a beast from east lai lai

I have never had a reason to call someone born throway but obsrving ur reasoning I realize u hv to function in life. u r just a bastard wasting our precious air

Biafrareform:
Let me start by giving you a background story to what you are about to read.

In 2015, the girl I love left me in a disvastating manner. I was so heartbroken. I decided to be careful so as not to have such experience again. I changed completely.
From 2015 to March this year, I comfortably and effortlesly walked in and out of 5 relationship. Leaving the ladies heartbroken,

It was in March that I realized that am finding it difficult to love a woman. So I consciously try to change it and settle with my future bae.

Last week, I met a dreamed girl. She is hot and well endowed from the back. She is the perfect girl I want. Within 3 days, I discovered she has fallen in love with me. I reciprocated by showing her care. Then I discovered she is the jealous type.
She told me she left an abusive relationship with a rich guy and have made up her mind not to go into any till I showed up.
I invited her over to my place today, the moment we walked into my apartment, she was all over me. She followed me to the kitchen while I prepared food for her and started kissing me.
While we were together, her ex called and she told him that she has found rest of mind with someone else.
Done eating, we set to talk and we started kissing. Then she asked me to make love to her. I declined and explained to her that is too early for it and don't want to rush into it. She was angry and mad at me, accusing me of sleeping around with my school friends, she couldn't believed I said No.
She started crying and made me to understand that I just have to make her cum. That's she is feeling that way cos she is totally in love with me. That I shouldnt make her remember her past.
I decided to play with her all through till she was satisfied.

Am left confused. I really love this girl and I don't want to have sex with her now. She may end up like others. My love for her hasnt matured yet. I need grow more in love with her.

see this muturu after u fire her pussy u cum dey fine advice make amadioha fire u there

stephleena:
thank you,truck pusher...can you,kindly have a clean shave?? or you are allergic, to saloons??

Y will u attack the only person that has a positive advice for u? Attack me na make I finish ur generation

stephleena:
scam..Yoruba demons,ain't to be trusted..
modified:silly mentality, of every Saturday girls are walking down the aisle, and how many if them do you think, are enjoying the marriage? and yes,I would use my time,identifying them"demons",than washing my dirty linens,in public as tiwa and t.billz did,and not punching bag as tonto dike,all are works of yoruba demons..

My sista dooh don be offended most of these pple insulting u don't understand ur pain bt I do. Yoruba guy have big dicks that are heartless n in turn destroyed ur punna from a very tight pleasurable tin to an old useless rubber band. I understand ur plight I know it is their dicks u hv issues with n not them don't worry as they hv punna destroyer dicks they also hv punna amending dicks. if interested just come to my area we hv like 5guys that can amend it for u.

hmbassey1960:
wetin dey wori uself if e pain u since e knw see ur fellow igbo to propose to stupid tribalistic girl,girls like u shud be thrown into kanji dam

even Kanji dam go reject am

alist:
Around Warri area contact me....08038982710

within warri or around Whc Pls b specific

Goodday all I want to buy a land in delta 100 by 200 bt I wud b glad if yall cud give me an idea of the cost around ur areas. Thanks n God bless

Adebowale89:
ve u been fvcked by any of them before? because your comment sound pained and very confident


I'm happy to disappoint u, not all Nigerian men are perfect same as their women


abi ubi Fraklin and his wife are Yoruba? emeka ike and his wife are Yoruba?
Segun arise is a Yoruba?


bring out your sense from your pvssy, is meant to be at the center of your head

hahahahahhaa guy u've said it all kudos man cos I thought her sense was in her armpit b4 bt thanks for helping me understand beta

stephleena:
scam..Yoruba demons,ain't to be trusted..
modified:silly mentality, of every Saturday girls are walking down the aisle, and how many if them do you think, are enjoying the marriage? and yes,I would use my time,identifying them"demons",than washing my dirty linens,in public as tiwa and t.billz did,and not punching bag as tonto dike,all are works of yoruba demons..

This is how a lady nearing her menopause with no guy showing interest nt to talk of showing signs of proposing think. No vex sister ur time will soon come

cerowo:
Jst dy wonder hw d married man go feel at dat tmy...

we don't need to find out let both of us unmarried just marry ourselves like that! abi hw u see am na Except if no b u b dat fine girl for that ur dp

Tarzan, lion King n my personal favorite ice Age 1-3

calibet:
This is serious, but its cool if its truely of God

u took d words ryt out off my mouth

Yarnvibes:
We’ve all heard that the easiest way to a woman’s heart is through words and some Nigerian men have taken it upon themselves to add some flavour to this saying by being humorous with their attempts to woo women with words.

Jumia Travel, the leading online travel agency, shares 6 hilarious pick up lines Nigerian men use.

“You Look Familiar. Have We Met?”

This is a very popular pick up line used most times by those who are a little shy at heart and want to establish some kind of common ground with the lady when they first walk up to her. Nigerian men typically use this in an attempt to start a meaningful conversation with the lady. Unfortunately, some ladies actually find this annoying and don’t have a very friendly response to the question.

“You’re really pretty. You Look Like My Mum”

The second part of this pick up line can vary from ‘you look like my mum’ to ‘you remind me of my mum’; either way the point is to compliment the lady and try to develop some kind of connection or common ground with her by relating her to his mother. Some Nigerian men might actually be sincere with this one but it doesn’t change the fact that it’s stunning and laughable to most ladies.

“Chai, I wish I met you first”

This particular pick up line is more stunning than hilarious but it’s another one from Nigerian men that ladies have to deal with. This pick up line is synonymous with Nigerian men who are already in a committed relationship but see a lady they consider better than the one they are with. Interestingly, you might think a lady will be put off by this line but some are actually flattered by it and it softens them up. Nevertheless, it is advisable that once a lady hears this one she should tread carefully to avoid a very painful heartbreak.

“I know the crack on your lips Comes with the weather. Baby let me anoint your lips, I can be your lip gloss”

This interesting pick up line is likely to be used by Nigerian men during the harmattan season. Good luck dealing with it ladies.

“God told me you’re my wife”

This is mainly used by the religious toasters. They don’t seem to have the guts to woo a lady the normal way, so they bring God into what He has no business with believing that the lady’s respect for God will help to win her over. There was once a time some of these religious toasters feared God and used this only when they had actually heard from God, but now a good number of them abuse it and use it as a means to an end.

“I am not a prophet but I can see You and I Together”

Another pick up line for the religiously inclined, and funny enough it actually works for some ladies depending on how well the Nigerian man is able to use it. Besides, some ladies appreciate the men who use this pick line for being honest and not using the annoying “God told you’re my wife” pick up line.

http://fabinfos.com/hilarious-pick-lines-nigerian-men-use/

Lalasticlala Mynd44 seun Dominique

this is a post only a single lady wud hv time to post. U NEED A BOYFRIEND

praiseejiro:
ok

can we chat privately

the one at the very top

Don't just view drop ur number n get this rolling

zolapower:
guy u spoke my mind ,after all that happened to Cynthia okogu ?? No babe will fall for this . Creat a better thread abeg .

it's 2Early to b pessimistic drop urs and keep thethread going

raginheart:
so if it is this good why didnt the creator of this thread put his phone ?

Cos he is using both hands to hold his dick what wud he use in typing?

mine is 08074545878. I am expecting a chat or even flash from a curious lady

praiseejiro:
i'll flash u.

U r so so pretty dear. I am urhobo and I would like to be friends with. Can we chat privately. my no is 08074545878

Am handsome, carrying and romantic. I got a big dick that all women would squirt at the sight of. 08074545878 is the number whatsapp only. Sugar mama's are welcome

This is a medium where serious minded guys who are above 30 and are ready to settle down meet ladies. Ladies no need for forming ur punna is safe just drop ur number and hooked within minutes. Guys do the same

Mophasa:
Please guys I need your advice and suggestions please.
There is this girl I have been dating for over a year now, I love her so much and intend to marry her soon. I think she loves me too.

She's currently doing her Nysc in cross river while I am in the north. We haven't seen each other since last November though we always chatting and talking on phone like everyday. We have been so cool over the past few weeks and we arranged for her to come see me this week, Thursday to be precise. I even sent her 10k for transportation.

Now after we talked last night and she agreed to come on Thursday, she called me early this morning around 6am only to tell me there was a problem, when I asked her what it was, she told me despite the fact she loves me so much and wants to be with me, she's breaking up with me because she doesn't want to be having sex anymore, that she's not okay with her spiritual life.

I was devastated and all my efforts to try talk sense into her has been in futility! Now the problem am having is that this girl happens to be the only woman in my life, for over a year we, ve been together I have not cheated on her despite the distance. I love her so much and I have always wanted to end up with her. I always did everything possible to make her happy and I, ve never hurt her before.

Please guys I don't want to lose her, what do I do.


From a heartbroken Nairalander

then Marry her then n let's us hear word mtcheeewwww

Stevostical:
Hi friends hope we are gearing up for interview invite which would come in about 6 weeks, sorry it took a while to send practice questions to you all. I hope am you all have gotten it. Hope it helps.

Pls Sen me the questions expected for the interview thru my email etitomichael@gmail.com

Wherever u r just pls travel down to benin city the capital of Edo state n I promise u after just 1 nyt your views n opinions on this topic will be completely reversed.

pls can I get admission into uk universities using my certificate alone cos I have applied for transcript twice in my school and they refused to send it or even give it to me. I don't know what to do now I am confused.

Abagworo:
1st of all there is no rice produced by Anambra government. That's a propaganda which even Anambra government is yet to claim credit. Coscharis rice with photo of Obiano branded Anambra rice is misleading but the main issue is that no rice is sold 9k. Nobody in Onitsha or Awka has ever bought the 50kg 9k rice.

true talk bro, I even called the major distributor of the anambra rice and he told me that it's the 25kg that sells for 9k while the 50kg sells for 17k. Forget all the propaganda u been dey expect truth from naija politician?

Good day all, I am trying to apply for admission into Msc program in manchester university but I am hitting a snag. I can't fill the name,title of the research supervisor and also the title of the research. But how do 1 chose a research topic.

I will be glad for your opinions. Thanks.

Chigojude:
Good a.m guys...please for past Chevening scholars, can anyone be gracious to share the essays on leadership, networking and career plans..etc..... my mail - chigojude@gmail.com .....and any other advise that ll help. I just joined this thread.

Same here pls. etitomichael@gmail.com