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obynwanyioma:
How do u mean? Have u gone to ur bank to ask them why the full amount wasn't debited. I will use the form A next week, I pray I don't experience this.

Pls what is the exchange rate for Form A

Emodeee:
#smiles@hide and bleep. Una for do am for public na#smiles.


How come? Na wa for all these girls. Sheee na because she like your bedmatics prowess, na im mk her continue or she just like you? I thought she would regret ever having sex with afterwards.

I dont know but along the line I noticed that she actually started developing sumtin for me. cos the sex reduced and she wanted to pls me and know me.

Good Day all, I currently school in manchester and I intend to start up a business by exporting clothes and shoes to Nigeria but I have no idea about the customs charges. Pls for those who are in nigeria n are into importation I need yours advice on how to go about with this biz. thanks

Emodeee:
How old were you then and how old was she?

I was 20 and was 25 though the hide n bleep game lasted for 2yrs.

Emodeee:
What's the age difference between you and dis lady?

5yrs

On a cool Saturday, I was all alone at home feeling lazy n shit. When my sister's friend who stays opposite my compound just walked into my house wearing a bump short n a very short top. She asked if my elder sis was around and this got me startled cos I saw my sister leaving their house 20mins b4 she came looking for her. I just shrugged off the thought n answered her politely ( cos she's my senior). then she acted as if she wanted to browse thru our collection of movies and as she bent down her top made way for her fresh breast. I noticed she was showing signs of being shy so I summoned courage and walked towards her n I grabbed her ass with both hands and b4 I cud come to my senses we were already going for the forth round. till date I still can't fathom of came over her but I enjoyed every moment of bleeping her. it continued tilll she my sister discovered. well it was fun while it lasted. ladies are not left out u can share ur experience

Seeeeeeee:
But i think you have HND?

cos that all u could achieve.

Seeeeeeee:
Hmmm nairalanders should i apply for buhari meager 23,000 graduate teacher's job or i keep my Bachelor Of Engineering Degree at home? If i think of the money i will earn & how i suffered to get that degree, i can't control tears rolling down my eyes. Honest response please!

guy staying at home kills your thoughts. I hv a Bsc with an upper credit but I am currently teaching and for just 18k per month. it's an added advantage to your CV don't let the pride get into your head just get sumtin doing.

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Pls if u r the first to get any link pls share. Let's help each other and by God's we shall all get the scholarship to achieve our dreams.

magnificientzaz:
Congrats, we'll c during the training.

who else got the invite

magnificientzaz:
Did u just get the employment offer mail?

yes I did and I have been asked to go for medical and to start training august.

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scampy:
Congrats bro.

what abt u bro?

Got a message from higherground leadership academy. I have been granted employment and I have been asked to go for test.thanks be to God.

Good day, I am a graduate of physics with an upper class degree. out of the difficulty in getting a job I decided to take up teaching in a private owned school but the home doesn't take me out of the school premises. I am seeking for better pay but don't know Idea of the pay in benin cos I am new here. To those that know how it works here in benin pls help a brother out.MOD use ur mind carry dis Mata go front page cos na serious mata.

I missed out on PTDF and NDDC but was able to apply for the NLNG scholarship. still hoping for more to better my chances of winning. Pls, let's share info on new scholarships.thanks yall

E dey work

delishpot:
They should go for DNA. Who knows if their mom had twins only for doctor to borrow one to another woman who was looki2ng for a child

2much naija films don dey worry you

Josphine4good:
I hate men I don't think I will get married to one

Good talk then remain single.

Naijasinglegirl:
In the 1st week of NYSC camp, I shyed away from participating in my platoon activities so I was always seated in one corner when they had a meeting or rehearsal.
There was a guy that was always coming to sit with me. I can’t even remember how we started our first conversation but later, I would nickname him as ‘The fearfully made gigolo’.

He said I’m a ‘Big Girl’
One day, he asked for my phone so he could look through my pictures and I gave him my iPhone4.
He said, ‘Hmmm…you are a big girl. I can count the number of people using apple products in this camp.”
While he was flipping through my photos, he paused to ask questions on one grey coloured bag I held.
Truth is, the bag is designers but I bless the day I found it in the bottom of an okrika bags bail in PH’s Oil Mil market. The seller who didn’t know it’s worth sold ‘the birkini bag‘ for 1K and it’s been one of my top secret to this day.
Gigolo asked how much I bought it and I said it was a gift. He said the bag looked really expensive and he liked girls that had quality taste.
Aside that, a friend of mine gifted me an original rayban glasses which I wore everywhere in NYSC camp so the gigolo probably thought I had all the qualities of a good prey.

He investigated my pockets
Then he started probing at every little opportunity he got.
-What does my parents do?
-Where are my family?
-Am I in a relationship?
-Have I travelled out before?
-Where am I spending the next Christmas?

I said Calabar. I wanted to see the carnival. He said he wanted the same too but he didn’t know where to stay. He asked if he could stay wherever I am staying. I told him there are hotels. He said he doesn’t like hotels except I invite him and sponsor his trip to Calabar. OLE!!!


[b]
[/b]He ate my money in camp
Every time I bought snacks from a hawker whenever he was with me, I always made sure I bought for him cos I am not the type to eat alone.
Once, I was having lunch in maami market when the fearfully made gigolo passed by. He said, “Shebi you are eating without me.”
I asked him to join me.
Honestly, up to this day, even the gods have not forgiven him for what he ordered. He ate as if he just got done with a 21-day fasting. Of course, I was the one that had birkini bag, Rayban glasses, Apple iPhone and apple hair cream so I wouldn’t blame him. If I was not carrying my NYSC camp savings in my waist bag, I would have probably washed plates at Maami market.
Guess what he said when I was pulling out money to pay the bills.
“I’m so mad at you for not representing our platoon in Miss NYSC. Like you don’t know you are one of the finest girls in this camp.”
And the thing with me is, once somebody calls me a fine girl. I start asking stupid questions like, “Are you sure you are okay with food you had?”

He wouldn’t stop eating my money
Gigolo would borrow my phone to call for a minute and call for 5 minutes. He would say, “NSG inserts name, do you have 200 naira there?” And N200 debts I never got back kept piling.
Then the scales began to fall off my eyes…
When I was queuing for my first allowance in camp, gigolo happened to pass by and I stylishly sneaked out from the queue cos I knew my own had finished if he knew my account balance was being topped up. Only God knows what he did with his own money.
Even after I got the money, I went to give myself a treat at the sharwarma and chicken stall a day after when I saw the gigolo passing by. I quickly ran and hid behind the stall, rebuking and speaking in tongues.

After NYSC Camp
As God would have it, gigolo was posted inside a forest, far from civilisation while I was taken to the state capital, meaning, NYSC helped me get rid of him!
As the devil would have it, I ran into gigolo 5 months after at the state secretariat, looking starved as if he had just been released from Panti Prison.
Gigolo said he missed me.


Then he said he had a CIM seminar the next day and there was nowhere for him to stay the night. When I could no longer stand the nagging, I said “Gigolo (inserts gigolo’s name) my house is open.”
I gave him an address and he promised to come by at 7PM.
Once I got home, I took my pot of chicken I had been saving for Sunday stew and hid it in my neighbour house. I took down everything that made it appear like I lived flamboyantly and hung my machete I kept for security purposes on the wall. When I was satisfied with the primitive look of my house, I sat outside and waited for him.


The first thing gigolo mentioned when he got into my self contained apartment was hunger.
He even had the guts to start opening my pots.
Thank God all of them were empty and the look of disappointment on his face gave me multiple orgasms.
I excused him to buy indomie at the next streets. He offered to follow me. The seller said no indomie so I bought 3 packets of chikki noodles.
He said, “Is that all you are getting?”
I said, “Yes!!!”
He said, “So no eggs, sardine or drink?”



“I said, “No money. This is all I can afford”

As we strolled home, he took off his phone headset and Celine Dion’s “My heart will go on” was playing loudly on his phone.
Who does that mehnnn??
I told him to please use his headset before someone sees us and think we are dating!

He wanted to eat my body
Later, both of us were sitting on my mattress and watching my bad stove struggle to cook 3 packets of chikki. The wick of my stove was bad, burning like a candle and for chikki noddles water to boil was wahala. Even camel pomo does not take that long to cook. The hungry gigolo and his intestines were just twisting and turning at me.
I had to drain the water, mixed the spices and serve him the soaked soggy noddles.
I avoided eye contact with him while he ate cos I felt kinda bad. But he didn’t complain cos he thought he had a bigger dish to eat that night.

So gigolo finished bathing, wore danshiki, sprayed perfume and laid on the mattress.
Me, I went to the bathroom after him but emerged in the sort of heavy clothing they wear at Castle Black in Game of Thrones.
Gigolo was disappointed, I think.
When I laid down, Gigolo was staring at me seductively.
Since it was only ‘staring’, I kept my composure. He now started biting his lips in an awkward way thinking it was romantic. I started getting very angry cos he was looking more and more ugly as he did that. Then he suddenly drew closer and stroke my chin with his palm. I could not stomach it anymore!
I gave him a piece of mind and while I did, I never took my eyes off my machete on the wall.
He called me a freak and went to bed quietly. The following morning, he was frowning and wouldn’t even respond to my good morning.
I knew that was the end of us but I didn’t delete his number. I just renamed it to ‘The fearfully made gigolo’


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/experience-fearfully-made-gigolo/

within you u know say God no go forgive u for making me read this long rubbish

sweetheart12:
I Need Your Advise Please

I will sincerely appreciate a good advise from you all.

I have been in a relationship for 7 years, in this relationship i was in, the guys father never like me from the day he heard my name. My boyfriend then asked him severally even the mum also asked the dad why he didnt like me, but he was not able to give any reason.

Myself and this my boyfriend has had several breakup due to his father not liking me.

The third time i broke up with him was because he beat me up and left several injury on me. He came back to beg and apologize and all then i accepted him back. A time came when we planed to do our wedding, when his dad heard of it he never supported it. Our Pastors asked him why he never wanted us to be together but still there was no reason given.

After this incident my family said i cant marry him since his father has never accepted me. I was not able to let go cos i was thinking how i will throw away the 7 years of relationship, but not quite long my boyfriend came to me and said he wanted us to breakup since his father wont accept, i cried n cried but at the end i decided to let go.

After 6 months i heard he has done introduction with a girl the father like and all. after a year now the same guy is now calling me saying he wants us to come back together and get married, he said he does not love the girl he was forced to do introduction with by his dad, he said he has told the girl he didnt love her and cant marry her,he also said his dad has accepted that we can get married now. DO I GO BACK TO HIM OR NOT?

During this last breakup we had, i met a very nice guy by name Sammy he has been so nice and good to me, When i and Sammy met it was not up to 6 months before Sammy traveled out of the country. He was supposed to be away from the country for 2 years then he will return and we will do our wedding. Sammy loves me alot, he is a God fearing person but recently he told me he's not sure of his coming home in next 2 years as planed, when i asked him what the new plan is and when he will return home he said he cant say, Sammy still loves me and wants us to be together but i am worried how long i will have wait before he returns. And now my ex boyfriend is saying he wants us to get married. i am just confused.

What do i do please? I need advise please.

(in slow tune) I say this is super storrrryyyyyy

Sunnypar:
Point of correction, Avicky has never posted jobs since 2013.

point noted but thanks plenty.

Thanks to ya'll I am closer to getting a job. I can't say the name of the group I am being hire to cos the last time I did I got banned for a week but for those who went to uniben you know what I am talking about.thanks to sunnypar, avicky and all those who have been trying their best to post vacancies here may God bless ya though I haven't gotten the job here I just I it's wise to say thank u.

farano:
In my own opinion, I don't think it's proper to call only the promiscuous girls prostitutes and the guys are referred to as players, a term applied to boost their confidence . Both women and men who sleep around should be called 'Prostitutes'

What do you think?

If u ain't sleeping around it shouldn't be an issue.

justwise:
You will be given 4 months extra but by the time you graduate you will have about 5-6 left on your visa..

that's small ooo... Can u start a Masters program immediately

Good Day all, pls I would like to know if in uk students are given an a visa that goes beyond the duration of your study??. Pls,Naija students abroad I need your answers.

I just applied for a Masters program in the university of Manchester. Pls, for those of your that have an idea or experience of what life is like in manchester I would like to hear your views on the cost of living there, how to get a job and life in general.

I trust my warri babes dem dey vex b4 them think. No surprise say she go create anoda video to apollogise soonest......

holamiday:
Really i still find it hard to believe Leicester City are champions of England. Nonetheless, i salute the resolve, determination & discipline of that team. I admit they deserve it but I do hope they don't disgrace England in the Champion's league next season.

Congratulations LFC.

Dear Nairalander, may you experience grass to grace circumstances like Leicester City's.

na all this kind prayers dey tire me must u link prayers to recent success stories?? first it was the God of olajumoke now this