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RomanceRe: My Bestie Is Now Asking Me Out by swaggprofessor(m): 11:18pm On Aug 09, 2018
ritylove:
the only thing i feel here is pity i feel he wasted his time and resources on me but still i dont want loose a good friend
After seeing how ugly u look i've got to agree with u on the"he wasted his time n resources on ". Like whc guy in his ryt senses will woo a lady for 3hrs without a respondshuh I still believe this is stolen trailer expecting to watch d full movie on African Magic. Nothing girls of nowadays no go tell us so that their tori go trend. He wooed me for 3hrs(if only u know hw dis talk dey vex me) Sister r u Jesus christhuhhuhu deserve a capital MTCHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
CelebritiesRe: Namia Roberts Involved In A Ghastly Accident (Photos) by swaggprofessor(m): 9:08pm On Aug 05, 2018
AlexReports:
Young popular actress and producer Namia Roberts has escaped a near fatal auto crash. Namia Roberts who just returned from the UK few days ago, was on her way from an event in Abuja when she was abruptly met with an accident which she escaped with little bruises.

The young and vibrant 21 year old producer and actress shared the exclusive pictures of the scene with Alexreports last night. She said that God in his infinite mercy spared her life.

Namia Roberts has been recently busy with several works with her new studio and movie productions. Though she may be young, but her promising career is indeed commendable and on a fast track.

Fans, friends and family has expressed gratitude to God for protecting Namia Roberts from the auto crash.
Her iconic gestures, role model nature and creative commitments brought her into limelight in a very short timeframe. She is indeed a star in the eye of international entertainment.

http://www.alexreports.info/2018/08/young-actress-producer-namia-roberts.html?m=1
Thank God for protecting her BUT D 21YRS EHNNN
TravelRe: Tragedy As Tanker Ram Into A Beer Palour In PH, 4 Persons Crushed To Death(p by swaggprofessor(m): 8:48am On Aug 05, 2018
Bhelamblog:
Four persons were on Saturday crushed to death by a tanker in Rumuapara community in the Obio/Akpor Local Government Area of Rivers State. The tanker rammed into a bar where the four persons were drinking, killing all of them on the spot.

The vehicle heading for Eleme Refinery to load petroleum product, skidded off the road due to break failure.

A source disclosed that an SUV parked by the side of the road was destroyed by the tanker.

The incident, which happened at about 3.45pm, was said to have shocked residents of the area, who wondered how the heavy duty vehicle rammed into the beer palour.

The driver of the vehicle swerved off the road when he noticed the break failure.
The policemen attached to Rumuokoro Police Station later arrived the scene and took away bodies of the deceased.


From Ebiwali---
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/08/tragedy-as-tanker-rams-into-beer-palour.html


Cc; Lalasticlala
Na y una sabi give fake news like dis just to promote una traffickhuh?? This accident happened in benin n no lives were lost. The tanker skidded off the road but it rammed into a government school. U can zoom on the wooden frame of the roof where its boldly written.... Verify ur news b4 posting gabbage
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Poses With His Daughter (Photo) by swaggprofessor(m): 5:32am On Aug 04, 2018
KngGezy:
Today the amiable Senator Dino Melaye posted a photo of himself and his daughter with the comment "my baby Angel Daddy loves you"
The post was liked by Davidoofficial and kingezy
Oooohhh such a beautiful daughter from an alterly useless father. May God see u thru.
RomanceRe: How Can I Peacefully End A Relationship My Mother Does Not Support? by swaggprofessor(m): 7:29pm On Jul 29, 2018
agbonkamen:
false mention from an expired expired dick
Dis expired dick can dig ur pussy deep to ur throat
RomanceRe: How Can I Peacefully End A Relationship My Mother Does Not Support? by swaggprofessor(m): 12:59am On Jul 28, 2018
Biglittlelois:
All this mummy's boy sef, nawa
I dont know y i keep mistaken ur moniker to b Bigclitoris, i just dont know y...
RomanceRe: How Can I Peacefully End A Relationship My Mother Does Not Support? by swaggprofessor(m): 12:57am On Jul 28, 2018
agbonkamen:
tell yah mum her pussy is too sweet to let go.....
True words from a soured pussy
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Frank Edwards 28th Birthday Party by swaggprofessor(m): 3:50pm On Jul 24, 2018
[quote author= post=69663489]Haba frank 28years ?.. is alright[/quote]Whc 28, 28 what, hw can he b 28, Abi i no know 28 againhuh
CrimeRe: Man Catches A Thief At The Back Of His House. See What He Did To Him. Photos by swaggprofessor(m): 10:07am On Jul 24, 2018
PrettyCrystal:
A Nigerian motivational speaker, Christopher Gabriel, did the unusual after apprehending a thief who came to rob at the garden of his house in Abuja last month. According to reports, the suspect identified as Timothy was said to have been stealing in the area unhindered before his capture.

Rather than allow the suspect to be beaten or lynched, Christopher took his time to counsel him and even went to the extent of offering him a job.

It was gathered that after the incident, the man who became remorseful for his actions - brought other items he has stolen from the garden.

Read what Christopher shared on Facebook;

A MOST WATCH MIRACLE OF THE DAY. AFTER YOU READ PLS WATCH........Blessed are the merciful for they shall obtain mercy.

Today we apprehended a thief 30 minutes ago, at the Garden of my house, and after everything, i dint allow the people of the street to lynch and kill the young man by name TIMOTHY who's just 28 years old.

Obviously the outer unit of some AIR-CONDITION OF THE COOLER USE TO CHILL PURE WATER HAS BEEN TAKEN INCLUDING SOME OTHER VALUABLES.

Rather than beaten and allowing boys to bounce on him, i chose to speak to him advice and counsel him, then FINALLY I OFFERED HIM A JOB TO WORK FOR ME.

IN PURSUANT TO THE VISION I HAVE FOR YOUNG PEOPLE, I CHOSE NOT TO CONDEMN A MAM THAT CAN ACTUALLY BECOME GREAT TOMORROW AND HELP CHANGE HE'S WORLD.

THE BEST PART OF TODAY'S INCIDENT, AFTER I LEAD HIM TO CHRIST, HE WENT BACK TO BRING OTHER THINGS HE TOOK FROM THE GARDEN...... GOD BE PRAISE FOREVER MORE..

WAS I SACRED OF MY ACTIONS A VERY BIG YES, BUT IN IT, I TRUSTED MY FAITH MORE THAN MY VERY OWN ACTION.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/07/man-catches-robber-at-the-back-of-his-house-see-what-he-did-to-him-photos.html
Am i d only 1 to observe a mistake in op stating the robber's age?. Am confused ryt now it is 28yrs or 38yrshuh?
BusinessRe: How Much Does A Drum Of Engine Oil Cost? by swaggprofessor(m): 7:46pm On Jul 22, 2018
pls does anyone have the number of any distributor in warri?.
RomanceRe: 10 Statements Ladies Normally Use To Lure Guys To Bed by swaggprofessor(m): 9:31pm On Jul 16, 2018
dollyjoy:
cheesy funny
Babe i mean am like true life stort. u fit to augument me ur number make we connect for whatsapp so that we fit jollificate together or wetin u yarn?
CelebritiesRe: Charity Nnaji Gets Car As Birthday Gift From UK Based Fan, Shares Testimony by swaggprofessor(m): 7:26pm On Jul 16, 2018
dammy13:
Abuja-based Nollywood actress Charity Nnaji has joined the league of luxury car owners in Nollywood.

The actress celebrating her birthday today is still in shock as a UK based fan just bought her a brand new car.

Here is a testimony the actress shared with Potpourri over the weekend.



http://kikiotolu.com/nollywood-actress-charity-nnaji-gets-car-as-birthday-gift-from-uk-based-fan-shares-testimony/
A guy u never knew n e get ur phone number....hhhmmmm Olosho plc. Keep enjoying the fruits of the labor of ur PVSSY
FamilyRe: Is It Normal That I Don't Want To Get Married Or Have Kids? by swaggprofessor(m): 7:33am On Jul 05, 2018
mhd5757:
Hey nairalanders, what do you think? Is this normal? Marriage doesn't appeal to me at all same as having kids, I prefer having dogs even now i have 2 of them and as soon as I get a job and make enough money I plan on getting 3 more making them 5 in number. I know most people, the first thing they want to do as soon as they get a job is to get married and have kids but not me, I'm also not interested in having a girlfriend, though I used to have one back then when I was in the university but we were forced to leave each other being that she had to go back to her country and I had to come back to Nigeria.
After that I got another girl here in Nigeria, but I had to leave her because she was too expensive and she was draining me financially. After that, I just lost interest in relationships and I decided to be single, I decided that even if I feel the need to lay with a woman I can just go to an ashawo hotel or get a steady woman who I can be calling any time I need company. I think this is the lifestyle that suits me especially in this harsh economy, its easier for me. If I get married and have kids imagine all the money I'm going to have to be spending, excess groceries, all kinds of bills, school fees and the list goes on.
At least having a steady woman to call like maybe once a week can't be as expensive as getting married and supporting a wife.
Also having dogs can't be as expensive as raising kids, with dogs all I need to do is to buy their feed, their grooming products and pay for their medical bills and probably training fees too but with kids and a wife imagine all the bills, the lists keep compiling and they never end.
What is your take on this? What do you think?
Another muturu sighted
SportsRe: Super Eagles Players In Shaku Shaku Pose As They Rock Their Trending Track Kits by swaggprofessor(m): 9:43pm On Jun 15, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Balogun is f**King tall hot and sexy just the way I like them kiss
Tall, sexy n hot guys always have a between larger than cucumber . i just hope u remember..........
FamilyRe: How I Caught My Cheating Wife by swaggprofessor(m): 9:12pm On Jun 14, 2018
TeeFriz:
You still got the message fool!

Apparently you would have gotten the op's mesage but decided to act stvpid.
i actually tried in correcting the english of a fool but i was mistaken to think a slow poke a fool pardon me pls.....
FamilyRe: How I Caught My Cheating Wife by swaggprofessor(m): 8:58am On Jun 13, 2018
TeeFriz:
Talk for yourself man
Another jibberish spotted. its speak for yourself.
FamilyRe: How I Caught My Cheating Wife by swaggprofessor(m): 11:14pm On Jun 12, 2018
angelboy01:
I Am not really good at writing a composition but the whole thing started around last year November when I lost my job at a reputable company, things became really hard that my ex wife started with her attitude, someone I helped through her schooling, even opened a shop for her after our wedding.

She started losing interest in me because I was broke and there was no more love because I couldn't meet up to her demands. She became the bread winner around that time, things didn't go as expected for me, I needed to do a lot of things even pay for the rented apartment we were in and the landlord came with the eviction letter.

Things became really tough that she wasn't sleeping at home anymore, she would leave home for days and come back home and give me some little change and leave again, she started to live with her aunt and I became so lonely and useless in her eyes.

Eventually when I came up with the apartment money and we paid I decided I wasn't going to stay with her for a while and go out and look for a job, so as to avoid fight and arguments. She later called me that her boss from the USA was back and she was to go and meet him because they had a meeting to do so I said OK since I usually speak and text with his boss so I allowed her to go. So after I left home I got a job and I frequented coming home to see her and my baby. I later found out she began to lock her phone and I asked her for the password she wouldn't give it to me so I began to suspect her.

One day I eventually found the password and I unlocked it while she was asleep. I found out through a chat she had with her friend that she had sex with her said boss and she even bought a land without telling me all through the years we were together. I felt so betrayed and angry. I woke her up and asked her about it and she started crying and begging me.

I left home angrily and jilted. I was so devastated that I smoked a lot of weed that day and drank so much beer. I called my mom explained to her and later told her mom too. The next day her mom called me that she wanted to poison herself because of what she did. I sent her boss a message on WhatsApp and that one didn't even answer me because he knew what he did with my ex wife.

It's been months now since this happened and her mom calls me almost everyday begging me to forgive and forget but how do I forget, it's not easy for me because I can be having sex with her and be seeing her boss face.

I blocked her on Facebook and whatsapp but didn't block her calls or text message because of my baby when I need to send upkeep money. She calls me but I don't pick up. I know that I can't be with her anymore but she has the wedding certificate we got at the court wedding. I told her to give the photocopy of the certificate to my mom but she wouldn't do it.

Guys the reason why I wrote this is who has an idea on how to go about a divorce without the certificate because someone told me the certificate is important for the divorce. I don't know anything about it and my uncle even said the divorce will cost me a lot of money about 650k. I don't know it that's true too. Lol.

Please guys help out here. I have the proof of the chat and the audio conversation of the sex escapade with her boss so that will help in the court. My lovely daughter is 2 years now. How do I even collect my daughter from her. I have left all my property's for her because of my daughter and am starting my life afresh. Will the court be able to grant me my daughters custody although am not ready to train her myself but I have my mom who can do that for me.

In addition to all of this guy's if your girl or woman passwords her phone and doesn't show you her password be very careful she might be cheating because not only did I find out she had sex with her boss I also found out she was also on some random social media nonsense talking to some random guys and all that and that she also bought a land without telling me for 3 years we were together.

Thanks for learning from my story and God bless you guys.
Ur write up is hard to comprehend. Bros if u know u cant post a simple comprehensive write up for us to read and advice u on how to solve the problem at hand then pls dont post any jibberrish u can get advice from ur neighbors. u'll confuse us with trying understand what the heck u trying to say afterwards we will comfuse ourselves in trying think constructively on how to help u solve ur problem mtchewwww. i am done trying, Am out!!!!!
CareerRe: What's The Salary Of A British Council Exam Invigilator? by swaggprofessor(m): 10:36pm On Jun 10, 2018
realabraham:
Please how sure are you? What is your source? Kindly answer. Thanks
pls will a graduate of physics be considered?
CareerRe: What's The Salary Of A British Council Exam Invigilator? by swaggprofessor(m): 11:43am On Jun 10, 2018
suasmablow:
I just got an invitation for an interview for the post of an exam invigilator at Brtish council.
Please I want to find out how much is the salary per month and how to prepare for the interview session.
Thanks
is having an ielts certificate part of the requirement? Cos i have an average of 7 but just 6.5 in speaking. I am hoping to apply for the next .
EducationRe: What Is The Hope Of Physics Students After Graduation? by swaggprofessor(m): 4:31pm On May 07, 2018
Yemight474:
Good morning.
My name is Adeshina Waliyu, a 100 level student(lautech ogbomosho). There is a matter I have been worrying about, due to fear, I have fall in love with my phone searching for info about the issue. And nairaland is one of the site that I always tend to, to know about what I don't know because I believe there are many talented people and experienced people that can put me through.

I have read many topics on this nairaland that relate to the issue that's bothering me yet I still feel like I haven't see what I need. May be it's because most of the topic I read were posted like 4 to 5 years ago, sorry to say I feel like Nigeria then is different from today's Nigeria.

The issue that is bothering me, that makes me need the counsel or advice of people is about the course I was given.
I's a pre degree student 2015/2016, I chose Civil Engineering but unfortunately I scored 255 in Pre degree and 245 in jamb, so I was given Pure and Applied Physics.
Though at that time I was discouraged but later I got over it (Since physics is my best subject). Then I decided to study physics but getting to 100 level, what am hearing from people around me and my brothers is that I should change my course.. What they are telling me is that physics is among the best course in the world
but not here in Nigeria. They said it's better to cross to Engineering.
Though am just a 19 year old boy but I think it's better to start thinking about my future......
So I have been in a dilemma since because my decision will have Great impact to my future.
I can't make a rash decision. That's why I decided to hear from people that will tell me what I don't know.
Please is it true that the hope for science student especially physics graduates in time of job in this Nigeria is not much . I know life is unpredictable and we should follow our instinct. But it is better to know more.
I will be very grateful if you can spare some of your time to give your opinion..
My dear while schooling acquire a skill so that u won't get stranded. I am a graduate of physics with second class upper honors n take it from me the only job out there for graduates of physics is teaching. Be wise
PoliticsRe: 2019 Elections: Omoyele Sowore's Manifesto by swaggprofessor(m): 10:18pm On Apr 20, 2018
vibrant99:
You sit down and type like a Lazy that Buhari just quantified, You are part of the reason this country can never move, why are you urinating in your pants now?
Normally, ur stupidity doesnt require an Answer bt as a patriotic Nigeria I just can't sit with folded arms while u flaunt ur idiotism with so much pride!!!!... Humor me, By telling how many substations would he build to bring such vast increase if 38power stations can only produce abit above 5000MWhuh Pls reply, am currently expecting u to display another brand of stupidity that wud make laugh harder than watching Tom in TOM N JERRYhuh?
PoliticsRe: 2019 Elections: Omoyele Sowore's Manifesto by swaggprofessor(m): 3:47pm On Apr 20, 2018
OgaDonald:
@APROKOGIRL - Omoyele Sowore

@YeleSowore the founder of @SaharaReporters and aspirant for @NGRPresident 2019 makes bold promises.
*To Create 5 million new jobs.
*Pay all federal workers a minimum wage of N100k per month.
* Build 17 million new homes.
*Expand power capacity to 24,000 MW.
There you have it.

BY APROKO GIRL : https://aprokogirl.com/2277/2019-presidential-candidate-ceo-sahara-reporters-omoyele-sowore-shares-manifesto-read/

cc; lalasticlala

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https://aprokogirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/2019-presidential-candidate-ceo-sahara-reporters-omoyele-sowore-shares-manifesto-read-a89s.jpg
this is simply another idiotic aspirant or shud I n plain by calling him a lunatic that just forgot to take his meds!!! Does he know the current power of the country that he intends to increase to 24,000mw. I can't read other of his stupid promises cos they all un achievable
FamilyRe: My Fiance Has A Child Out Of Wedlock. But Kept It A Secret From Me. by swaggprofessor(m): 8:52am On Apr 18, 2018
xendra:
hmmm! my story want just be like your own .......Men!
Stop being judgmental by ignoring the fact of the onces that great in such cover ups. Imagine a woman training her child to see her as an Aunty for the rest of his or her life. N I wonder Y men that actually meets up to 20% of such women in his lifetime don't come online to yell WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!
FamilyRe: My Husband Starves Me Of Sex – Pregnant Wife Tells Court by swaggprofessor(m): 6:48am On Mar 27, 2018
GloriaNinja:
SEX IS OVERRATED
u simply haven't met the right size
CareerRe: Man Electrocuted While Disconnecting Electric Wires In Delta State by swaggprofessor(m): 8:59pm On Mar 26, 2018
Godyke:
Keep quiet and stop disgracing yourself here. The pole we are talking about here is the one that carries power to every home and it is usually 220-230 volts and it is known know as low voltage line. It gets its supply from transformer. If 415 volts is sent into your apartment how do you step it down. Maybe your China made stabilzer I think. Instead of asking question to learn you are here messing your self.
See this muturu when 2 live wires are tested u will get roughly 415volts.but the household voltage is abt. 230volts. U r a Gud engineering student. Bt with a zero practical knowledge. Mumu ask n ye shall learn
CareerRe: Man Electrocuted While Disconnecting Electric Wires In Delta State by swaggprofessor(m): 11:05am On Mar 26, 2018
Godyke:
Point of correction. The voltage of electricity in your house is the same as the one on the pole. Both can kill anybody instantly. The difference between them is the size of cable through which they are traveling. Don't underestimate or over familiarize yourself with the one in house. Never make that mistake.
My friend Shutup voltage on the pole is 415 which is stepped down to just 220v for indoors
CareerRe: Man Electrocuted While Disconnecting Electric Wires In Delta State by swaggprofessor(m): 11:00am On Mar 26, 2018
Johnnyessence:
A 43-year-old man suspected to be a staff of the Benin Electricity Distribution Company, BEDC, has died while disconnecting all illegal connections in the Olori area of Ughelli, Delta State.
The deceased identified as Theophilus, was called by his boss to carry out the assignment. However, power was restored while still trying to effect the disconnection, thus leading to his instant death. https://www.pressnewsng.com.ng/2018/03/man-electrocuted-while-disconnecting.html?m=1
I met this guy during my short stay in ughelli I can say he was an awesome guy. Very down to earth, funny n extremely hardworking. The most reliable PHCN staff I have ever met n will ever meet. A great lost to the parliament
RomanceRe: I Have Contemplated Suicide Because Of My Sexual Orientation by swaggprofessor(m): 10:50pm On Feb 17, 2018
Shankieboy:
I'm a devoted christian. I believe in Jesus And his teachings. But what I don't seem to understand is Why he hasn't changed my Sexuality. I've prayed. Threatened to harm myself, believing he'll heal me from homosexuality. But all to to no avail.

I've fasted. 5 days dry. I've been celibate for years but I still find myself attracted to members of my gender. H

I'm very close to self hate because I feel disgusted with myself. I've tried to be straight. had several girlfriends but I don't seem to be sexually attracted to them. It just doesn't work.

What do I do? Please, help me. I need a miracle. I need an intervention. Else, I'll wallow in depression.

Insults are welcomed.
Hw can a man b attracted to hardened ass?? Hw in the world is that even possible?? What is attractive in an ass that can't twerk??
RomanceRe: I Have Contemplated Suicide Because Of My Sexual Orientation by swaggprofessor(m): 10:46pm On Feb 17, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
I think you should embrace what you are.
This lady right here is the exact definition of muturu.....
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Gifts Her Husband A PS4 After He Tweeted About Wanting It (photos) by swaggprofessor(m): 10:31pm On Feb 17, 2018
sekxyqueen:
stupid
.if I ever catch my husby playing this rubbish,I will burn it..
that's y u will remain single

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