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RomanceRe: Boyfriend Is Finding Out Details About Me From An Unknown Source. Help!!! by swaggprofessor(m): 11:30pm On Jul 10, 2016
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]What in the world does not make sense to you about this thread?

Get your confused a$$ of my thread please! undecided[/color]
Frm the book of runs girls 3vs 5 "never trust a runs girl no matter how decent she might be".Maybe he read from this book.
TravelRe: Nigerian Students In The Uk How Do You Survive? by swaggprofessor(m): 1:38pm On Jul 10, 2016
justwise:
Sure you can send money to someone in the UK

No he can't.
pls by what means can I send money to some1 in the uk and what are the bank charges for each transaction
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by swaggprofessor(m): 11:53am On Jul 10, 2016
jane5020:
good morning
morning dear, can we chat privately via whatsapp 09030847480.i will be waiting.........
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Guys Drop Ur Number And Let The Ladies Call (hook Up Someone Pls) by swaggprofessor(m): 8:48am On Jul 09, 2016
wait na y the girls dwy form selfhuh??
Jokes EtcFunny Jokes Of All Time by swaggprofessor(op): 5:27pm On Jun 29, 2016
1. If your woman catches you looking at another woman, turn to her and say "sweetheart, I’m glad you don’t dress like that.” 2. Nigerian parents are confused. They'll beat their kids with the intent of making them cry and then start beating them again to stop them from crying. 3. Guys, When A Girl Say You Are The BEST MAN In Her Life, Don't Be Surprised To See Yourself Standing Beside Her Husband On Her Wedding Day. 4. The downfall of A Man is when he Moves From BBM to 2go. 5. Guys always complaining about girls that are looking for Richmen, you sef hustle and be a rich man let girls find you too. 6. Very soon mtn will be Like Do you know there are people in your village that don't want you to succeed? Quickly text "thunder fire them"to 33505. 7. if your boyfriend is like 10 years older than u, just stop calling him baby. and start calling him: Uncle Bae, Brother Boo, Sir Baby 8. Those that use spoon to eat Eba are our major problem in this country. 9. It is only in Nigeria that you'll see a notice board say "man wanted with 40 Years experience, must be aged 25 10. Being a good person is like being a goal keeper,no matter how many goals u Save...People will only remember the ones You missed. 11. India has never been to the World Cup because FIFA won'tallow them sing and dance for 20 minutes after every goal. 12. Girls please Your boyfriend should not be your source of income everyday. Cos it's only a relationship, not a job opportunity. 13. someone will just die with an Afro in Nigeria movie and his spirit will come back with a low cut. So Barbing saloon dey that side? 14. Strangling your wife for making indomie as dinner is not domestic violence, it is self- defense 15. How Can You Chase a GIRL for 4 Years. Is she your University Degree? Which number did you love?
RomanceRe: When A Girl Says She Does Not Have A Boyfriend by swaggprofessor(m): 5:25pm On Jun 29, 2016
nikkypearl:
is that all ?
u will know more if we chat privately!!!!!
RomanceRe: When A Girl Says She Does Not Have A Boyfriend by swaggprofessor(m): 5:46am On Jun 28, 2016
nikkypearl:
Commitment to some guys is Odious!! angry
I can be committed to u if u send me ur whatsapp number
CelebritiesRe: Five Things Wizkid and Davido Must Learn From Dbanj by swaggprofessor(m): 10:37pm On Jun 25, 2016
Iamsynord:
1 ) DONT SETTLE FOR LESS - When at the international level, never ever settle for less. Prove your worth..

Dbanj was already a big artist in Africa..On getting to the world stage, he accepted a disgraceful cameo on good music the morning song where all he said was "oh oh oh (*20) ... Next was an uncredited cameo in Kanye's Mercy video , the only good music act not credited...

Dbanj was not given the status he deserved and he settled for it... Wizkid should avoid this... Any feature that will be like his verse ( or what do one call it ) on Drake one dance should be rejected.. If he continues settling for less and taking such features, he may become a certified back up artiste for international acts.


2) DO QUALITY SONGS - When eventually given good features and more track time, Use it well.. Do quality songs, ... If not a good lyricist, get a song writer to write the lyrics and sing it...

Dbanj messed up everything when he wasted his opporturnity on wack songs... like scapegoat remix ft kanye, Blame it on the money ft big sean and snoop and the rest.

Wizkid , dont waste your intl collabos and dont do any stupid remix of your old songs... I hope he is killing all his features...

3) APPEAL - Do songs that appeal to intl sense.... RnB , pop.... Feature their artist and you expect them to perform on terry g kind of beats.... Give them their style... Feature them on the songs they can do well.....

Dont go and be releasing oyato, Kawosoke and other songs that wouldnt appeal to any intl community like dbanj did.... Boost your foreign fan base... Do their songs, learn their language...

4) NAIJA JAMS - Because an artist is international does not mean he should forget his roots .... Dont go and sit down abroad and expect your popularity at home to still be soaring.

Feature local artists and help them get recognition too.. Balance the two, drop intl bangers and drop the pangolo ones too for your people at home not to forget you..

Come home, perform one or two song, shoot videos and feature on tracks... This is the balance Dbanj failed in as he sat most times overseas , abadoning his fans in the country

5) ALTERNATIVES - Change is constant...Anything can happen.. The intl label might decide to drop you anytime... Dont be caught off guard... You and chris brown may fight,. Sony may drop davido....

Be prepared for the worst and dont be caught unaware like dbanj... Make friends and connections with other stars and artistes over there... Lobby for meetings and interact so that in case any obstacle comes, their will be an available label or artiste to roll with again and still stay relevant.

Dbanj is a legend and will remain one ...

Written by iamsynord.

Twitter @iamsynord
Abeg na whc of these advice dn help ur lyfhuh??
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by swaggprofessor(m): 10:51am On Jun 24, 2016
if you can teach physics and furthermaths properly and u reside in benin. Come to Bayflower international school, pole street of sapele road Benin. Come and drop ur CV in person.
RomanceRe: Guys: She Drops This After Cheating & Breaking Up With You Will You Accept It? by swaggprofessor(m): 10:59pm On Jun 22, 2016
Explorers:
You came back from work(70k Salary) and saw this on your bed with a note " Am sorry boo, i have to go with him because you are not ready yet and he asked me to give you this."
Abeg when u wake up let me know.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Follow Up On Higher Ground Leadership Academy by swaggprofessor(m): 11:21pm On Jun 16, 2016
magnificientzaz:
I did mine at central hospital since a friend said its better to do stuff like this in a gov hospital
hw much did u pay pls?
FamilyRe: I Am Beginning To Hate My Mother!!! by swaggprofessor(m): 4:07am On Jun 15, 2016
Holywizard:
I graduated wit an UPPER CREDIT @ Fedpolynek
then go and look for teaching job atleast that is a job u cud easily get. When u are dressed every morning to go out to work believe me the respect will resurface.
FamilyRe: I Am Beginning To Hate My Mother!!! by swaggprofessor(m): 8:45pm On Jun 14, 2016
Holywizard:
I am so sorry to say this but it is actually the truth.
Ever since I graduated last year my mum has made my life a living hell.
I ve tried severally to get used to her bad attitude but all to no avail.
She complains on every thing I do. In fact once she wakes up from sleep she must look for something to complain with.

Since I graduated, I automatically stopped receiving cash from them & they (she & my dad) doesn't even care whether I have money to recharge my phone. Since last year they haven't given me ordinary #1000 & once I complain they will say 'no money' but my mum especially keeps buying unnecessary things. No money but she'll buy new shoes, clothes, bags, cell phone etc which she won't even put on.

Last week, our last born of de family came back from school & she took him out for shopping & she spent not less than #50,000 on him. Everything she does now is on the boy. My mum can even wash the plates on behalf of him. Everything he does is right. She protects the boy like an egg.

When an old friend wanted me to come over to PH so that I'd be managing his business before I go for service, my mum refused, saying that the days are bad via money ritualism. All my elder siblings called me to talk sense into me that I should just stay back, I missed that big opportunity because I'd ve been having like hundreds of thousands in my bank account.

My parents doesn't care about my welfare. Right now I don't have up to #1000 in cash & in bank. I think they hate me & I
I hate my mum the most!!! I just feel like leaving the house for them.
Sincerely bro, talk truth, na wetin u use graduatehuh?. Answer the question silently and then u go know y!!!!!!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Follow Up On Higher Ground Leadership Academy by swaggprofessor(m): 6:19pm On Jun 14, 2016
magnificientzaz:
She's fine, we've been talking. She got the job too
Pls whr did u conduct your test and how much did u spendhuh
CrimeRe: My Fiancé Disappeared With N580,000, Says Prostitute by swaggprofessor(m): 5:42pm On Jun 14, 2016
Twaci:
A guy playing a girl is quite funny as much as it hurts.

Probably there's one "client" that really liked her but she never took serious.

Sorry grin
Speaking out of experiencehuh?
Nairaland GeneralRe: How My Generosity Landed Me Into Trouble (a Must Read) by swaggprofessor(m): 1:56pm On Jun 13, 2016
egopersonified:
where did you get the 13k you were going to pay to the bank? abeg hurry this story up and goan give that family their 3k ooo, the children are still crying
Abeg help me ask am. D guy want use us take start nollywood
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by swaggprofessor(m): 7:05am On Jun 13, 2016
gaygal:
Any sexy lesbian chicks in the house, mail me at newly_jaded@yahoo.com, if you wanna hook up. I'm all about love, and pleasure, ladies. 18-24 yrs only. Requirements: Be real sexy, not too tall, not sooo overweight, and above all, have a good, kind loving heart. Holla at me!!! kiss wink cool
how can u b a lesbian when I got a big cock u haven't testedhuh??
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Follow Up On Higher Ground Leadership Academy by swaggprofessor(m): 8:02pm On Jun 12, 2016
magnificientzaz:
OK, thanks for the info
what abt sweetyese??
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Follow Up On Higher Ground Leadership Academy by swaggprofessor(m): 4:31pm On Jun 12, 2016
magnificientzaz:
Which guy told u? Yea I know the pay for training is 15k cos it was stated in the mail.
Just trying to get an idea of the start up salary. But the recruiter told us appointment letter will be sent in June or July, hopeful they do so we can know the pay
let's just wait till July but he told me that the pay will b gud and that we will be put on trial for a period of time but I believe the start up will be known b4 the training.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Follow Up On Higher Ground Leadership Academy by swaggprofessor(m): 12:51pm On Jun 12, 2016
magnificientzaz:
Not in contact with any of the guys, I really don't know any that got the job. Any idea of pay?
the guy told me that we would be paid 15k for the 3weeks training and that we would be told the start up salary during the training. But they are just completing the building but it would be set b4 august.
RomanceRe: Lesson i Learnt Today About Girls And Their Way Of Life by swaggprofessor(m): 6:33am On Jun 12, 2016
kevin25:
A guy in my neighborhood was dating a girl for a long time, I knew them as the best couple. The guy doesn't joke with anything that concerns the girl affair.

Today being June 11, this particular girl is getting married to one guy like that and the worst part is that not only that she breaks the guy's heart but she didn't let the guy know about her marriage plans Till today.

The guy in quote is very unhappy and was calculating how much he has spent on the girl since they started, not that he has a lot but he is trying his best to use the little money he has at his disposal to solve the girl's needs whenever they arise, no matter how big or small just to show the girl that he really lovers her.

I felt so bad for the guy but on a second thought I ask my self what is the need for dating? why do girls pretend they love you just to be with you for a while just to gain something from you and most of them know that they can't be with you for long still they persist on staying, by so doing l, they end up chasing away those that has the intention of staying with you forever..

Everyday is a lesson I have learnt my own today...I hope your learnt yours, is better to define any relationship to avoid the stories that touches the heart.. Define it so that you don't spend your hard earn money on a girl that doesn't value it..spend because you have not because your thinking that the girl will be your future wife where as she sees you as an ordinary friend..if you don't have, don't try so hard to impress because no matter what you do on this earth, you can never impress a girl...
Wait Kevin u sure say the mugu for this story no b u sohuh
RomanceRe: Why I Can Never Date A Man That Aint Wealthy by swaggprofessor(m): 5:03am On Jun 12, 2016
Kasimaramma2:
Aside gibberish nothing can disgorge from your filthy lips. You think i am frustared? Gray your wack! I have it all! Luxury,friends and family...you are as broke as hell that was why you spewed rubbish. My thread aint for paupers like you
Only broke ass harlot boast.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Follow Up On Higher Ground Leadership Academy by swaggprofessor(m): 7:40pm On Jun 11, 2016
magnificientzaz:
Congrats, we'll c during the training.
Do you know if any of the guys that attended the interview got the job??
BusinessRe: I Want To Start Exporting Clothes And Shoes To Nigeria From Uk by swaggprofessor(op): 10:51am On Jun 11, 2016
@etitomichael@gmail.com
BusinessRe: I Want To Start Exporting Clothes And Shoes To Nigeria From Uk by swaggprofessor(op): 10:51am On Jun 11, 2016
selfmadeOLX:
Lol.. Just a suggestion and nothing more than that
You did not get an advice from me on the topic because I don't presently have it
It is what I have that could be helpful to me and your up coming business and would create revenue and at least employment opportunities I had and offered..!
I don't have such capital to start importation business nor the knowledge of it and put my team into selling but that doesn't mean I would fold hands and weep.. NO.. Since we can sell well and fast in Nigeria, would at least do something and start somewhere

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That's why I taught fast and developed the idea of filling in the gap to those who are not in Nigeria but wants to ship in and sell here. At least its still under the whole "importation, buying and selling umbrella"

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Also in business, you don't necessarily need to know nor see every member of your parade face to face before you can do business that thrives.. Business tycoons takes risks and are carefull while taking it
I don't fault you for thinking that way.. Its a normal thing to always take precautions.. smiley

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Anyways you've made your points known and I respect them..
If you still review and can give us a chance to start somewhere, we are always ready to serve and are transparent as possible in dealings

Also I have a friend who wants to start a boutique and lundary services in the east and would want to patronize you
Please drop your contact details (preferably mail or BBM PIN) or contact me via my signature cool


Thanks for your time..!
email me ur strategies and location so that I can calculate the rate of sales n perhaps hw much I can test with u
BusinessRe: I Want To Start Exporting Clothes And Shoes To Nigeria From Uk by swaggprofessor(op): 7:01am On Jun 11, 2016
selfmadeOLX:
I just sent you a PM..! My team can be your wholesaler /retailer here in Nigeria..
Please reply soonest.. Thanks smiley
I seek for advice n I already got wholesale/retail team. If I want to make u part of them I still can't cos I don't know a thing about u
BusinessRe: I Want To Start Exporting Clothes And Shoes To Nigeria From Uk by swaggprofessor(op): 6:59am On Jun 11, 2016
Toosure70:
We don't need that rubbish here. we patronise Nigeria made.
I intend to build a clothing manufacturing company in Nigeria in the next 3-4yrs. Patience bro

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