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mhizpeaarl:
lol na u gv me belle

I DON'T EVEN CARRY AN EGG PLANT

GAMBLING. . IS NOT SOME SORT OF BUSINESS.

WINNING OR LOSING IS NEVER GUARANTEED.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW ALL THIS. I WASN'T BORN IN ALL THOSE TIMES. . I DON'T EVEN CARE

FINDING A PARTICULAR GRAIN OF SAND IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN IS A WHOLE LOT EASIER THAN FINDING PURE REAL LOVE, NOWADAYS

mahatmaG:
My girl is wedding next month!

not with me! I can't sleep!

YUNEVA STILL SLEEP TILL TODAY?

LOL.. MY NIGGA CAN YOU EVEN PREVENT THIS?

JUST CLOSE THE THREAD AND GO HOME , YOU'RE DRUNK.

6. EVERYTHING


MOST WOMEN ARE TOO SECRETIVE AND SOMETIMES EXTREMELY UNINTERESTING.

IN A RELATIONSHIP THEY DON'T EVEN CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING. NOT FINANCIALLY, PHYSICALLY, VERBALLY, ... NOT EVEN SEXXUALLY.

THE GUY HAS TO TALK FOR HIMSELF TO THE GIRL AND TALK FOR THE GIRL TO HIMSELF... THEY JUST NEVER SAY ANYTHING. AND THAT'S THE MAIN REASON GUYS NEVER KNOW WHAT THE WOMEN REALLY WANT.. THEY JUST WANT THE MEN TO BE MAGICIANS AND SEE AND KNOW HER FEELINGS AND THE REST OF THE THINGS SHE NEVER SAYS.

STILL WONDERING WHAT I HAVE AN ACCOUNT ON NAIRALAND FOR. .

NOT SURE IF ITS TO SEE COOL EDUCATIVE / ENTERTAINMENT UPDATES OR TO CONTINUE TO SHIITY THREADS AND UNNECESSARY THINGS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

mhizpeaarl:
i feel sick

GO DO A PREGNANCY TEST

BUT OP YOU SAID "EGG PLANT"

GIVE BACK TO CAESAR WHAT BELONGS TO CAESAR. .. INCLUDING HIS TRANSFORMER

SHIIT JUST GOT REAL. ...

NAOB?

NONSENSE!

SHET... BUT SISTER ARE YOU A M0R0N?

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU KEEP ON FALLING FOR LIES AND STANDING UP AND FALLING AGAIN AND STANDING UP AND.. . ...
ARE YOU NATURALLY HIGH ON F00LISHNESS?

ethylene:
Guy, u wan tell me say up till now CIROMA ADEKUNLE never pass waec?

I DAE TELL YOU.
THE GUY NO WAN RETIRE

DYING THREAD.

THE REST OF US NOT ON WHATSAPP IS BEING LEFT OUT FULL TIME

WELL I LOVE MADONNA SO HARD.

IF I WAS IN HIS SHOES I WOULD HAVE LICKED EVERY PART OF HER.... WIPE MY LIPS FOR WHAT?

ONLY A FEW PEOPLE GETS A CHANCE TO ROLL WITH QUEEN MADONNA. :-/

SELENAqueensy:
So who is more stu*pid? The girl or the guy ?

THE GOAT.

falconey:
@naijaboiy PHOTO.
instead of this, OP should have cheated.

A guy would have been lucky to hit that.

OMG I'M ROLLING ALL OVER MY ESTATE WITH LAUGHTER. ... AND SO MUCH JOY.
IT'S NOT EVERYDAY THAT YOU COME ACROSS SUCH A LEVEL OF CONFUSION.

I'M NOT GAY BUT I LIKE TO STICK MY PENIIS UP MY YOUNGER BROTHERS A$$
SOUNDS GREAT RIGHT?

Oh

"WHAT'S THIS?