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goodboy744:
My phone wont charge it shows cjarging but doesnt charge help i have used different chargers

analice107:
Whatever.

analice107:
these words hunt you right? i can understand.
For me, i dont fear death.
Palms 116:15 says, Precious in the sight of the Lord is the death of his saints.
1Thess 4 tells me that saints don't actually die, they simply sleep awaiting resurrection.

But you, you have to really be afraid of those words you lined up, because its not a prank, they will come for youuuuuuu.

layla129:
Vinshu hunnae, you see that? Its working!

Margauxluv:


1.As Him for Money, this work on few.
2.insult his mom( very badt).
3.bite his balls
4.compare him with another dude.

layla129:
1. Tell him he has the smallest Dick you've ever seen.

2. Deny him sex

3. Do not cook for him...make him hungry.

I don't know about your men over there but this should do it for a Nigerian man

1. I HAVE A SMALL DIICK? TELL ME MORE OF THAT WHEN I SHOVE IT UP YOUR NOSE.

2. DENY ME SEX? THESE STREET GIRLS DON'T EVEN CHARGE UP TO #500 THESE DAYS. TOP IT UP TO #700 AND THEY'LL SPEND THE NIGHT AND EVEN COOK AND CLEAN BEFORE LEAVING.

3. DONT COOK FOR ME? YOU PROBABLY DOING ME A FAVOUR. SOMETIMES I TRY TO NOT HURT YOUR FEELINGS BY NOT TELLING YOU HOW HORRIBLE YOU FOOD TASTES.


WHO'S JUMPING INTO A LAKE NOW??

Image123:
A man has cancer and another stomach ache. They both end up in the hospital. Fair?

analice107:
You know what? We shall find out when we die.

"CHRISTIANS AND DEATH ", A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT!









AND THAT'S JUST THE PROBLEM. THEY FEAR DEATH AND WHATEVER HORROR AWAITS THEM ON THE AFTER LIFE. . THEY SERVE THEIR GOD BECAUSE OF THE THINGS THEY FEAR HE MIGHT DO TO THEM, AND THAT'S IT.



HERE ARE THEIR KEYWORDS : "HELL, DEATH, LAST DAY, JUDGEMENT, DEATH BED, FIRE, DIE, SATAN, SIN, BLA BLA BLA"

analice107:
Dearie, the problem is not in the act, but in the nature which propelled you to carry out the act.
Its becos you are ignorant that's why you called lying SMALL. Lie is Satan's MAIN NATURE. WHEN YOU LIE, YOU PROJECT SATAN'S NATURE. When satan lie, he speaks his mama language. There's no small lie.
Jesus said, Satan came to steal, kill, and destroy.
A liar has a motive why he is lying. why did you lie? why not tell the truth? You had a reason you lie, to deceive and misguide. Why did the killer killed?
Killing, stealing, lying all stems from the same source, Satan.
Judgement will be according to the nature you have. The New nature in Christ or the old nature of Sin. Christ came to give us a new nature, but some of us reject it, yet blame God for everything.
God is not sending anyone to hellfire. Hellfire wasn't made for man,but man wont take the nature which grands him the access into Gods kingdom.
Wait ooo. I no understand am, Sombodi open door for you to enter, sake of say, outside too clod, you say you no want enter, yet you stand outside the blame who open door for you. meanwhile the door still dey open, Why not just come in?

puffynana:
Welcome.

Where is ur log for today
We are waiting

analice107:
Jehovah's Witnesses are not my brothers. They are closet atheists. I believe in the God of Love and at the same time Justice.

Logicbwoy:
I feel you. Personally, I don't believe in invading into people's private relationship. What matters is consent. If two consenting adults agree to have a relationship, wetin concern me?

14 years jail sentence is rubbish.

iceberylin:
Inside my room...
It's weird, she walked into my room thinking it's her friends...


That's gon be a cheap wedding

joshysmartie:
Something like?

Vinshu:
Guys don't get to feel anything other than 100% utility.

osedvgirl:
If you don't moan, then what are you fvcking doing up there, dead wood oh gosh, let me never meet such guy, na to push am troway mtcheeeew


misspicy, can you imagine

Image123:
Wrong again like you are on many presumptuous grounds. i don't need your attention, i have never needed it. i don't know you neither do i need to. i've been an active member of the forum for many years without needing your attention. In fact, it is the attention of folks like you that makes me stay away from the religion section of the forum. It's no longer like before where some atheists were actually intelligent and could actually engage. People like you make me begin to appreciate the likes of thehomer, saw him post recently, it's been a while. Don't remember the names of some of the others. What we have today are wannabes copying and pasting ideas only, incapable of free and independent thought, looking for fellowship, likes, shares, how to meet other atheists bla bla bla. i don't usually have time for such people as i consider them a waste of my time, but for the great commission the OP overdramatized.

SirWere:
Dear ma'm,

you need to take a break.

MY MAN YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE NUMBER OF GOD'S CHILDREN FOLLOWING THIS THREAD ON CODE, WAITING FOR US TO LOSE OUR GUARD IN ANYWAY SO THEY CAN RUN INTO US DRASTICALLY

santori:
lols. and their book of lies says man was created in God's image. they will always contradict themselves

otemanuduno:
All the gods were real, including Jesus( who was named Faulkin) in the past millions of years. But in our own world, they are no more in the physical realm, but in the brains, such that people of our time start writing about them after they had reached into the part of their brains where all the gods are. But sincerely, Faulkin was painted to us as a Holy guy in the name JESUS, but he is not. He is only a wicked son of NYMPHIDIS(Yahweh) who introduced the concept of HELL FIRE in an acceptable way. Other gods like Hade, Moloch and Co. all thought of scaring people with Hell Fire too, but theirs did not work out because they did not interpolate their own books with enough wise-sayings. But Faulkin(Jesus) who stole the wise-sayings of Krishna(Krish) and the method of Vishnu(Vishinus) by coming to the world to proclaim that he would die for their sins, like Krishna also did many years before him: he was accepted because of his wise-sayings which were copied from the write-ups of people like Philo and Krishna(Christ). It was the same way Nymphidis(Yahweh) stole the story of Brahma(a god) and changed his name to Abram in his own story before finally changing it to Abraham. Same way the story of the god called Sol was changed to Saul and finally to Paul. And also Apollo, the Greek god name was retained to be a counterpart of Saul, same way the Greek God Sol and Apollo were contemporaries in their own time.
Then the god called Sin was also used by Yahweh to mean 'sin ' because he is jealous of him. And Asherah the goddess' name was changed to Sarah by Yahweh who married her forcefully.
Lastly, the concept of Trinity began in the Greek gods stories which came about 2000 years before Christianity came into existence. Vishnu, Brahma and Siva were the TRINITY. Then Siva and other gods began to do evil such that Vishnu had to come in form of a baby through a virgin. And the child called Krishna a. k. a Krish(turned to Christ by the Christian story) came to existence to end sins in those days.

CHRISTIANITY IS A BIG THIEF OF STORIES.

read DOCTRINE OF THE UFOS, given to me by EARTUM and you shall all be wiser.

THE GODS
CHAPTER ONE

Vs 1-18
1. And while Nymphidis was away in the pit, many rulers began to emerge. And the sons of God which are called gods and their wives which are called goddesses took over all the lands. And the lands were split into different fragments. And there were villages and towns and cities and countries and tribes.
2. For each god taught his own people how to speak in the language he had chosen.
3. And Vishinus was he who taught many of the languages spoken by those in the countries which were in the land of Largas. And also was Mazda and Bajang , Jing, Barong , Basuki , Caishen, Batara Gura , Paradjartbut and thousands others.
4. And the gods in the land of Chichaleb were Tatji, Wondjina, Papang, Namorodo, Julana, Goanna, Gnowee, Bobbi and thousands other. This continent of Chichaleb were two continents before, until the two sons of God called Chaleb and Chimides became bossom friends and made decision to come together permanently.
5. And the gods in the continent of Nymphidis were Jupitus, Bragi, Loki, Venomus, Janus, Apollyon(also called Apollo), Sol, Odin, Bacchus and thousands others.
6. And the gods in the continent of Euchlydes were Mango, Chia, Eldorado, Colo, Jurupari, Sigo, Abe, Tamula and thousands others.
7. And the names of the gods in the continent of Ephradite were Coyote, Bototo, Xena, Sin, Gaol, In at half and thousands others.
8. And the gods in the country of Murmoh were Moloch, Anubis, Oghene, Apophis, Geb, Aje, Chuku, Olorun, Abassi, Faro, Gamab, Mulungu, Mbere and thousands others.
9. And the gods and goddesses ruling on the surfaces of the waters were Eartum, Osun, Gong Gong, Poseidon, Lotan, Idemili, Yemoja, Kuraokami, Watatsumi and thousands others.
10. And some of the gods in the rivers and oceans and seas also went to the moon where Earthus herself had made her permanent abode because of the trouble of Nymphidis and the homo of his land.
11. And many of the goddesses of the waters had fins to swim, according to that which Mother Earthus herself had, for they were her children and friends.
12. And all these gods and goddesses taught the people about themselves, hiding in the invisible rays and having some homo representatives. And these representatives were those who made rituals to the gods. And these representatives made a monstrous pictures of the gods before their worshippers to put fear in their minds and to make sure they earned the trust of the people.
13. And some representatives of the gods painted the pictures of their deities as lions. And some painted them as dragons and some as crocodiles and some as creatures with ten eyes.
14. And as soon as the homos had heard such, they began to picture them as such indeed and had nightmares.
15. But Eartum and the other four sons of God which were in the earth at the beginning of the earth’s discovery did not make themselves well-known to the homo-erectus, but busied themselves with the activity of making researches even as God has commanded them.
16. But the owner of the continent of Murmoh, which was Murmoh himself, had left his own people to themselves. And they had no one to teach them anything.
17. Then as time went by, the homo erectuses all over the surfaces of the earth began to change in their appearances, because the remainder of the first homos went to lie with them.
18. And they had babies of them.

Logicbwoy:
lol.....interesting. So how do you manage with the 14 years jail sentence for being gay?

Millex:
Like I said He isn't like man. The way you think isn't the way He thinks.

HardMirror:
It's like johnydon22 is not with us in this country

Logicbwoy:
Bros, calm down and speak your mind. Are you still gay btw?

Millex:
Hehehehehehe, That's Man's reasoning, if only God can visit you one day to show you his splendour, but then again God had to send his Son to come as a man yet men didn't believe him.

johnydon22:
I will in time