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sage_: Damn! Is she a Nigeria? I have never, in the life of me, heard a word about this fink. May God reconcile her.

sage_: Damn! Is she a Nigeria? I have never, in the life of me, heard a word about this fink. May God reconcile her.

sage_: Damn! Is she a Nigeria? I have never, in the life of me, heard a word about this fink. May God reconcile her.

u jst flouted rule 21

sakaguchi: All this classification, they are relative, if Obama had been born in Nigeria, he would have been looked on as a white dude..."OYINBO".
But then forming prejudice for once person based on color is simply shallow, especially when the meeting in focus is a gathering of "supposed cerebral individuals". If like the lady said that Obama was awkward and out of place, then I see a jaundiced opinion from somebody who is suppose to be an erudite, so him been black now makes him out of place in an academic symposium? Would he be out of place if she had seen him in jail? Sometimes I truly wonder if what we preach and what we expect the world to be is not out of tune with who we really are. Humanity has bits of racist streak in them.
Zimmerman murdered the boy, a situation which initially started from him being black.
Obama was looked down at as a waiter because he was black, and somebody who tries to preach against prejudice herself confirmed that obama was "out of place...awkward".
The Vatican while wanting to be international with the members of non-European catholics outnumbering their european counterpart brought to the world an European white man in diaspora.
Mohammed is the messenger of Allah and he has this universal appeal because he is white, if he had been born in Potiskum, we will only know of him in African history text.
Jesus Christ is the Son of god and this appeal is Universal because he is white, T.B Joshua is looked upon with surrepticious glances because he is not white, had it been he was an Italian, he would have had a world appeal and mojo.
Akon sang and sang Classics but he can never reach or not to talk of eclipsing Justin Timberlake.
If Enya was a Kenyan singing her weird song, nobody will know her outside Mombasa.
Obama (being a minority in USA) can never be the president of Nigeria if for instance his mix race is from a White woman and a Gwari/Nupe/Idoma/igala Itshekiri Man.
If David Beckham was a Nigerian, he would never had been a world star.
If Okocha were English, one could only wonder what his career would have been. We need to re-shape our inner selves, still in the 21st century, premordial streak of RACISM still hang loose in our Purine and Pyrimidine DNA strand. Humanity has a long way to go...

woah take it easy luther,ure makin sum salient points bt dnt let ur insecurities take d beta of u...u shudnt go around blamin individuals' failures on d 'black' factor...success as well as failure is relative;it depends on ha far u envisioned n hw well ure prepared

Hurray!..ma dean is now a SAN...laurence atsegbua

bolakale30: don't flout rule number 21

lmao!!!!!

ujchief: Rubbish! House of reps members have immunity on the floor of the house of assembly. Anything they say or do inside the confines of the legislative house is protected by immunity and they can't be prosecuted.

Why are they declaring him wanted? Was he on the run? They should go to the hospital and arrest him nau!

are u tryn to sound intelligent;cause if u are uve miserably failed..no one is above d law n d criminal acts commited by 'hon' chidi are against d tenets of d constitution n d criminal code..he violated d fundamental rights of d assaulted person as containd in section 34(1)(a) CFRN and as such should b meticulously punishd...dis is a very big shame not only to d lawmakers of rivers state bt also extends to national assembly as a whole..so mister,next time u try to implusively gag gibberish,grab a copy of d LFN 2004

king arizona: Reports with no picture!!!
When is our Journalist gone understand this simple saying!!!
SEEING IS BELIEVING!! #smh#

nice to meet u mr thomas

Lesbians alert!

I use a curve 7 on an etisalat line...I dnt use any destop manager to browse aldou I ve it...I use d mobile hotspot feature dat cums wit d fone n its nt only fast bt UNLIMITED!

Dolly-Parton:
He helped a sick Nigerian. Better than embezzling

nigerians lik u are so used to corruption dat any slight trace of goodwill frm ur leaders result to extravagant praise...its so glarin dat dis donation az political motives bhind it..personally,I feel dat money cud ve bn used for beta tins..m nt sayin he shudnt ve donated anytin @ all bt common sense should ve told him to jst complete d almost complete donations frm oda personalities..wat cud ve bn left would den b used for d upliftment of his(amaechi) pple..sum of y'all mite call dat miserly,bt ild call it frugal priority

kzokul: NFCS does

bro e clear say na uniben u dey

Is this a decree or what :oIs ..

Peter Okoye also gets his own £1.2million (N250
million) champagne from Amosu
Don Jazzy was the first person to get the over
N300million Goûtdediamants champagne from luxury
designer, Alexander Amosu, now Peter Okoye has his
own complimentary Taste of Luxury.
Alexander Amosu recently created the world's most
expensive champagne called Taste of Diamonds,
valued at 1.2million pounds . It's
£1.2m and they are just giving it away? OK! :-)
..

Jakumo: The punishment meted out to this guitar thief should be determined by the accused person's ability to play that guitar like he stole it.

If he cannot even tune up the guitar, talk less attempt to play music on it, there should be no mercy shown, and the impostor should be shot by firing squad at dawn, to serve as a deterrent to all others who might consider stealing an instrument that they are incapable of playing.

If, on the other hand, the accused proceeds to bust loose with some mind-bending George Benson guitar riffs and solos, the theft of the guitar should be forgiven entirely, PROVIDED that the accused is ready to sign a written undertaking that he will offer free guitar lessons to President Johnny B. Goode.

Let justice be served !

apparently ure still sufferin frm lastnite's hangova...go for a sobriety test pls

kanma olise: ASUU is on strike, dr nasir annouced it today, its on vanguard online. Nupeng is also commencing a 3day warnin strike, meanin there wud b fuel scarcity for d next 3+x days. Hence no goin home because of high cost of transportation so stay put in ur room nd look at d ceiling or go into sch for night class nd

kanma olise: ASUU is on strike, dr nasir annouced it today, its on vanguard online. Nupeng is also commencing a 3day warnin strike, meanin there wud b fuel scarcity for d next 3+x days. Hence no goin home because of high cost of transportation so stay put in ur room nd look at d ceiling or go into sch for night class nd

kanma olise: ASUU is on strike, dr nasir annouced it today, its on vanguard online. Nupeng is also commencing a 3day warnin strike, meanin there wud b fuel scarcity for d next 3+x days. Hence no goin home because of high cost of transportation so stay put in ur room nd look at d ceiling or go into sch for night class nd jack away ur frustration

Acidosis: ...and after all these demands, they won't stop harrasing their female students... begging them for s£ x, frustrating their lives just because the dangling rod between their legs won't let them rest...

Lol, I heard they've upgraded. Our Nigerian lecturers do not beg ladies again o... They now enforce their intimate demands..
The girl get a lodge, she pays the cash for the hotel room and then call the Mr I-will-die-without-s£ .x-Nigerian ASUU lecturer to come over...

What a f00lish union of old shameless men..

Rather than cut off the stick between their legs so they can impact the knowledge our generation needs.. They go about pursuing girls around campus, slashing their scores so they can put their useless rod to use...

You guys should watch out for my up coming thread!
Its going to be raw! Bloody! I've declared war against these lecturers s£. xturers!

It will be an open platform for Nigerian students to publish the full names and details of Lecturers demanding s. ex from female students.

I was in one of these campuses few days ago.. and I heard about 3 different issues on the same subject matter.. Mind you, these are the same Men demanding endless demands from GEJ..

They want the money.. They want the s. £x.. But I'm going to show them Hell..

We are not all f00ls

hmmm e clear say dey do u strong tin

kennethokey: Plz is dis ASUU strike true?

I dunno bt classes held today although d rumours are still persisting

Hi guys..right here in my school(uniben) we have been having several speculations about a supposed strike which is to commence to day..I don't know if anyone can confirm that

ksam: Season 2 pls.......

hmmm,ure gonna have to wait oo

Pls teach me

blink182: Hooray, the paragraph has been invented...please use it.

Pls teach me how

MYTH: Everyone is doing it!
REALITY: Don't believe everything you hear…it may
seem like everyone’s doing it, but in reality, less than half (48%) of all high school students have ever had sex. People lie and exaggerate and can talk a good game when it comes to sex. But in the end, it doesn't matter who's telling the truth or not. The only truth that matters is what's best for you.

MYTH: You're a prude if you want to wait until you're
older.
REALITY: Actually, you're being pretty smart. Every
person is unique and many teens decide to wait to have
sex. There’s a right time for each individual and each
person has to decide for him or herself when that is. The
truth is that most teens who have had sex say they wish
they had waited longer and the younger teens are when
they first have sex, the more likely they are to regret it—
and the less likely they are to use protection.

MYTH: Guys are always ready for sex.
REALITY: Guys may have a reputation for always
thinking about sex, but, just like all stereotypes, that’s
not necessarily true. Think about it—you may love
playing soccer, but sometimes, you'd just rather go to
the movies. In fact, 2 out of 3 guys say they’d rather
have a relationship but no sex—how’s that for busting
this myth?!

MYTH: Girls never pressure guys to have sex—
pressure always comes from guys.
REALITY: Again, there's that stereotyping thing causing
lots of trouble. Every person, and every combination of
people, is different. Pressure can come from anyone,
regardless of gender, sexual experience, or age. 1 in 5
guys say they’ve been pressured by a girl to go further
sexually than they wanted to.

MYTH: You'll marry the first person you have sex with.
REALITY: Sadly, this one is rarely true. Even though
your first love or the first person you have sex with feels
like the one you'll love forever, the reality is that most
first time sexual relationships are romantic but short-
lived. 8 out of 10 first time teen sexual relationships last
6 months or less and one-quarter are one-time
occurrences.

MYTH: Drinking and drugs make sex much more fun.
REALITY: If you're drunk or high, it's hard to make good
decisions about sex. 20% of 15- to 17-year-olds say
they have done something sexual while using alcohol
or drugs that they might not have done if they were
sober. It might seem fun to have your inhibitions washed
away by alcohol or drugs, but that also means you're
less likely to practice safe sex and could end up with
something much worse than a hangover: a sexually
transmitted infection (STI) or an unplanned pregnancy.
People are also much more likely to be victims of rape
and assault when substance use/ abuse mixes with
sexual activity.

MYTH: You can't get pregnant the first time you have
sex.
REALITY: If you are ovulating it doesn't matter if it's the
first time or the hundredth time you've had sex, you can
still get pregnant. You get pregnant when the sperm
fertilizes the egg. Neither the sperm nor the egg care
how many times you've had sex previously. The only
way to avoid the risk of pregnancy is to not have sex at
all.

MYTH: Girls can't get pregnant during their period.
REALITY: There is a chance that you can get pregnant
if you have sex during your period. Once in the vagina,
sperm can stay alive for several days—that means that,
even if the last time you had sex was three days ago
during your period, you could now be ovulating and
therefore you could get pregnant. It’s kind of
complicated, so just remember this: ANY time you have
sex you can get pregnant, so always use protection.

MYTH: You can't get pregnant if you've never had a
period.
REALITY: You may ovulate 14 days before your first
period so it is possible to get pregnant even if you
haven't had a period yet.

MYTH: A girl can't get pregnant/ a guy can't get a girl
pregnant if:
1. you have sex standing up;
2. the girl is on top;
3. you have sex in a hot tub or a swimming pool;
4. you jump up and down immediately after sex;
5. the girl douches, takes a bath, or urinates
immediately after sex;
6. it's your first time;
7. you're both virgins;
8. the guy pulls out before he ejaculates or if he
doesn't go all the way in;
9. the girl doesn't have an orgasm;
10. the guy and the girl don't orgasm at the same time;
11. the girl pushes really hard on her belly button after
sex; or
12. the girl makes herself sneeze for fifteen minutes
after sex.
REALITY: We're sure you've heard some of these
whoppers, or maybe some even weirder ones. Forget
who you've heard them from or how many times you've
heard them. The truth is, you can get pregnant any time
you have sex (unless, of course, you're already
pregnant, which means you've got other things to worry
about). Even if you use a condom or another form of
birth control, you can still get pregnant. The only 100%
way to prevent pregnancy is by NOT having sex. So if
you choose to have sex, regardless of when and how,
know what you might be getting yourself into.

MYTH: There's no method of birth control that's 100%
effective.
REALITY: Not having sex is a form of birth control and it
is definitely 100% effective. If you aren't having sex, you
can't get pregnant or get someone else pregnant. It's
just that simple. Learn more about waiting.

MYTH: Drinking Mountain Dew will prevent pregnancy.
REALITY: The rumor that ingredients in Mountain Dew
(and other popular sodas) lower guys' sperm count has
been around for years, but the simple truth is that Doing
the Dew doesn't do anything to sperm. Drinking soda
isn't going to do anything but maybe give you a cavity.

MYTH: Condoms can be reused.
REALITY: Gross. Once a condom has been removed
from its wrapper, you have to use it or lose it. And once
a condom has been used during sex, it is no longer
good—throw it away!

MYTH: Girls can use a friend or sister's birth control pills
—what's the difference, right?
REALITY: Wrong. Prescriptions have specific names on
them for a reason: because they're for specific people.
You can't use someone else's birth control for a number
of reasons, namely, because it isn't prescribed to you.

MYTH: Guys can use plastic wrap if they don't have a
condom.
REALITY: Plastic wrap, baggies, etc, are great for food
storage, but are NOT viable alternatives to condoms.
Common household products will not protect you from
pregnancy or STIs. Your best bet is to get out your wallet
and buy some condoms. Condoms are specifically
made to provide a good fit and good protection during
sex, and they are thoroughly tested for maximum
effectiveness.

MYTH: A girl only takes birth control pills right before
she’s going to have sex.
REALITY: Birth control pills are made up of a series of
hormones that must build up in your body to be
effective. The pills are meant to be taken in a specific
order at about the same time every day. When you skip
a day or skip a non-placebo pill, it’ll alter the
effectiveness of the birth control.

MYTH: The pill is completely effective the first day you
begin taking it.
REALITY: Unfortunately, it can take up to one full month
(or one full menstrual cycle) for the pill to become
completely effective. Doctors most often recommend
using a second form of contraception (like condoms)
during the first few weeks that you're on the pill.

Don Jazzy donates N1m to OJB, calling on other
artistes to please do same
Don Jazzy has got to be the most generous Nigerian
celebrity ever. A few weeks ago he gave a mutual
friend of ours who has kidney issues, N1million. I kinda
asked the guy to ask Don Jazzy, and a few days later,
he calls me to say IDJA gave him N1m. And today I
found out that he has also donated N1million to prolific
music producer, OJB Jezreel. He did it quietly a few
days back but when I found out, well, I just had to
share it. And let's not forget the N2million he gave
cancer patient Funmi Lawal last year and many things I
hear he does very quietly. God bless him. Also, thanks
to Ruggedman who has also donated to OJB.
Now calling on other artists to please do same. OJB
Jezreel needs N15million for a kidney transplant in
India. This guy has done so much for music in Nigeria
and had helped so many Nigerian artists achieve
success. Now is the time to give back.
To donate, see the account details: Babatunde
Okungbowa. UBA - 1015075120. Thanks

D whole matter is soo funny in a tragic way bcause dis is d same dude wh in 2004 made 'Jesus walks'...dat song won several awards includin a grammy nd d highest gospel award in d u.s,d steller award...in dat song,he waz lik 'God show me d way bcause d devil's tryn to break me down'...guess d devil did a rili good job...I still believe he can b dat christian voice of d black community nd hopefully he doesn't need anoda auto accident to give him d inspiration...

Pls what will I delete that will increase d video memory

Shell's moving outta warri to ph so I dnt expect dere nos to b available

D last time I did sumtin 4 luv was in sec skul...I received a slap cause I didn't want to c a girl I likd den bullied by a girl...evr since den,Bleep luv

Somebody call d circus!!we got clowns on d loose!!!

Somebody call d circus!!we got clowns on d loose!

The Spartak Moscow striker sat out the team’s
training on Saturday evening but there are
indications that this might just be an effort to
throw off Sunday’s final opponents
Nigeria might be playing mind games with Burkina Faso
ahead of Sunday’s final match of the Africa Cup of
Nations in Soweto’s National Stadium with the news of
injuries to some key players.
Even though striker Emmanuel Emenike sat out
Saturday evening’s training, it is expected that he would
start the game against the Stallions.
Coach Stephen Keshi told a press conference that team
doctors were working on both Emenike and Victor
Moses’ fitness ahead of the final match.
Keshi said that the decision to play either of the two
players would be taken on Sunday morning.
However, Moses trained with the team on Saturday
evening as he kicked the ball and ran around without
any hint of pain.
Conversely, Emenike sat down and watched the team
train without putting on his boots. But close sources say
that the Spartak Moscow striker is likely to start,
something that would surprise their opponents....source:goal.com

Hey guys..let's help our fellow nairalander to be the next face of 'la mode magazine'-a west african magazine acting as a career springboard for young and aspiring models..her name is Adesuwa Ikponmwen,a law student of uniben..voting for her isn't hard at all..just follow this link and lik her picture ..http:///bm9obgx..or u search for la mode magazine on facebook,search for her picture(Adesuwa) and lik it..let's celebrate our own oo!!

Mine's 4.6...dell inspiron

i told u guys it waz on d 17th..my centre is warri..

guys,the exam is on the 17th...