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Nairaland GeneralRe: A Collection Of Extremely Funny Comments On Nairaland (Screenshots) by Swagt101(m): 6:01pm On Jul 05, 2015
Greycious:
many are mad but few are roaming grin grin

NL tot me dat cheesy
Are you roaming undecided? grin
Christianity EtcRe: See What Most Nigeria Do On Saturday Night Before Going To Church On Sunday by Swagt101(m): 12:36pm On Jul 05, 2015
Kockane:
It was on Nairaland I got to realise that the problems of Nigeria can only be solved by God almighty. Even the most patriotic and loyal politicians need to rig elections first to be able to attain that position where they can change the face of the Nation.
I recall a few days ago when I logged on to this forum and saw a topic on front page, (one of those Anti-Buhari posts) only a couple of posts so I decided to contribute my thoughts in a responsible and articulate manner, with the thoughts that my articulations may change someone's life. I took my time and composed my post, checked out for grammatical errors, punctuation, etc, then I clicked the "post" button... Boom! A post that would've been Number 10, at the very worst, landed me on page 3!!! No front page, nothing!!! My carefully articulated thoughts relegated to the background where nobody bothers to give a look. I scrolled up to see the posts that made the cut within a 2-3 minutes of having to compose mine, behold: "aaa" "lol" "ahdhdhjdj" "ok" "wow" etc, etc were the jargons these nairaland kids used to push me to page 3.
I learnt a vital lesson that day, not only is the race for FTC for the swift, the race for front page is even for the swifter. No time to be forming "man of integrity", post your "hdhdhdhdh" and come back to modify.

So this morning when I saw this post and only about 5 comments so far, nobody taught me to "jejely" post my "gshsjsjssj", go and have my bath, dress up, drink my akamu and hot akara, den sit down to come and develop this plot of land I bought just to articulate my thoughts so the world can see.

So, what's the moral of my story: space booking is one of the fundamental problems of the Nigerian society today and this menace must be stopped before it destroys all that the Buhari government stands for.

Thank you, and God bless.

kiss
Bro u cracked d hell outta me grin You're damn on point, I doff my hat! Kudos
FamilyRe: Will You Let Someone Sleep With Your Spouse For N10m? - (See Responses) by Swagt101(m): 6:07pm On Jul 04, 2015
carzola:
grin grin grin being 100% real
Naso my G, ain't no time for fakeness cool
FamilyRe: Will You Let Someone Sleep With Your Spouse For N10m? - (See Responses) by Swagt101(m): 5:59pm On Jul 04, 2015
Dajugba:
undecided hmmm... It's easily said than to act. Not some of the Ladies or guys I know here on Nl. Before they mention Ten, them don chop clean mouth... Lol. Happy Weekend! Everyone.
You're in tandem with moi... Some na just 10k sef, dem go dey form on top blind social media cool
FamilyRe: Will You Let Someone Sleep With Your Spouse For N10m? - (See Responses) by Swagt101(m): 5:55pm On Jul 04, 2015
vegetable44:
Why not..ten million is too much ,..even 2 million sef ..
grin I go buy condom join give am... I sight some hypocrites hovering over this thread+ they forming saint, baba God dey see una cool
PoliticsRe: Cross Rivers Assembly Approves 35 Special Advisers For Gov. Ayade by Swagt101(m):
36 special advisers shocked shocked....And he calls that cutting cost of governance? Is he a dunce huh?.. Well, he might not be if their salary+allowances doesn't exceed 5k(#5000) grin... He must be gullible!
Ayade abi wetin be that ur name sef, u seriously need this
VVVVVV

CelebritiesRe: Kenny Ogungbe's Daughter Graduates Photos by Swagt101(m): 8:57pm On Jul 03, 2015
sandrannna:
The girl @her back though. Yellow pawpaw. I know say na wetin dem guys like be dat.
As for those asking if green spring is a uni or second, it is second bt d money wey them dey pay, unilag student no fit pay am.
As for d girl's age, she is just so tall and big in stature. she can be 16 sef, who knows? Even with her smile, u can decipher dat she is a kid and she is so shy.
She fine joorh, she is not ugly. U know some people are not photogenic. I have a friend who is not photogenic bt if u c her in real life, she be like ice cream, u go wan lick her.
[b]What's this useless epistle for undecided?
CelebritiesRe: Kenny Ogungbe's Daughter Graduates Photos by Swagt101(m): 8:49pm On Jul 03, 2015
1stola:
Omo see black barbie grin
grin
grin
This beauty can only be in the eyes of the BEERholder grin
My guy, alomo fine pass the babe oo grin
RomanceRe: Reasons Why A Lot Of Ladies Who Seek To Marry Still Remain Single by Swagt101(m): 11:07pm On Jul 01, 2015
cvibe2:
There is absolutely no reason why you should not want a great life.
You are totally awesome. Your friends always tell you what a great catch you are. But you have a problem. You’re still single. Not only are you single, you can’t see any good reason why you’re single.
All the bad boys and naughty girls are hooking up and getting married, and here you are: smart, working class, busy professional, relatively drama-free, and alone at night. Again!.

Whenever you’re out in public, you see all the couples or married people, and wonder how and where they met up, and what was said to get the ball rolling.

Now let’s look at it another way…

Imagine yourself having more people romantically interested in you. Imagine that special someone writing you back, accepting your offer of a first date, becoming your partner.

Sound good?

www.OnlyWorkingClass.com

Marry right and live a good life!
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Is this a comment or an advert purposefully directed @ misssclassy undecided? Nice write up dear, but I feel u really need to visit that site... U'r way smarter to be single!
PoliticsRe: Save Kano Nine Trending On Twitter by Swagt101(m): 5:25pm On Jul 01, 2015
Bosh057:
may Almighty Allah forgive you
Hey dear, why can't your fellow religious mate show mercy on these dudes and let Allah judge em, or u also give credence to the judgement here on earth too? #SaveKanonine cry
RomanceRe: See What A Lady Posted Online About Broke Guys Toasting Her & The Reply She Got by Swagt101(m): 10:30am On Jul 01, 2015
tunapius:
Na thr type cucumber dey forgt itslf inside thr center of gravity
grin LWKMD... Na eternal abyss be their punany, a whole being sef go lost inside am... Btw, am rich and e better make I go villa go find tear rubber,than waste my hard earned doe on lazy gold-diggers that are so ubiquitous... Bottomline is: NL babes una vijayjay go suffer tire if una dey folo folo... cool Peace
Car TalkRe: How To Drive In The Rain by Swagt101(m):
Shaadey:
Buh I nor get car angryBuh I nor get car
Don't worry, Adekunle Gold go buy u one soon grin.... Thanks OP... *zoom off in my Venza* cool
RomanceRe: Photo: Married Man Caught Watching P0rn Movie In Public Transport by Swagt101(m): 12:05pm On Jun 30, 2015
Omotayor123:
So far him body no dey do Totori & him prick no stand.
Not bad.grin
if hin prick come stand nko undecided?
Science/TechnologyRe: For Atm Users, See The 20 Most Guessed Atm Pin Numbers by Swagt101(m): 10:12pm On Jun 29, 2015
nwadiuko1:
U need to have read all the books written by the author of the davinci code......and then knw my christian name in order to even think of guessing my pin
On top how much for ur account grin?
CelebritiesRe: Toke And Maje: Celebrity Tales Of A Trophy Husband And His Trophy Wife by Swagt101(m):
mypersonalty:
can't believe my eyes when i see this in prov 27vs20 "as death and destruction are never satisfied, so are the eyes of MAN"...
That maje must be a confused man, going back to his vomit...
bro which one be your own, if u see calabar punny u go wan free am grin? Yellow one for dat matter,no lie oo... U come dey preach 4 hia... U be hypo.... grin.. Maje struck gold like the OP said grin, na bronze u wan settle for?
PoliticsRe: List Of Roads Lagos State Govt. Has Scheduled For Repairs by Swagt101(m):
Won't they repair lagoon bus stop undecided?
CelebritiesRe: Truck Moving Kate Henshaw’s Property Out Of Burnt House (photos) by Swagt101(m): 3:27pm On Jun 27, 2015
gbaskiboy:
you deserve an Award grin
grin... Bro, it ain't easy... Thanks man!
CelebritiesRe: Truck Moving Kate Henshaw’s Property Out Of Burnt House (photos) by Swagt101(m): 3:16pm On Jun 27, 2015
Ile oba to jona, ewa lo bu si- yoruba adage(A burnt king's house adds beauty to it)... Btw, she fit come squat for my place for the time being grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Accept Or Reject This Offer? by Swagt101(m): 3:08pm On Jun 27, 2015
danchuzzy:
smh
op you done start the work already na...
just say nl na bad place to share flyers
grin... My brother shake am wella, e no easy to dey front page oo, that introvert/introbot girl na winch grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Accept Or Reject This Offer? by Swagt101(m): 2:51pm On Jun 27, 2015
You better start sharing the fliers now... After all, the job is about marketing and here you're complaining that you were given fliers to share in order to prove yourself, ehen, what's wrong with that?... U've got to thank ur stars that he didn't request for your punany grin... No be ur fault sef, all these yeye peeps forming ajebutter, its high time you guys started taking your job serious... Are u too big to share fliers? Iranu... cool later una go talk say na dat winch 4 villa dey folo una wey u no see job grin... Ain't this a job?
PhonesRe: How To Get Back Mistakenly Deleted Photos On An Android Phone by Swagt101(m): 8:34am On Jun 27, 2015
MarieSucre:
are you saying that if I decide to sell my phone, the new owner could install that app and get all my deleted photos?? wth! wth! wthhh!
I can't wait to watch those sextapes and view the nudes of yours... grin grin
PhonesRe: How To Get Back Mistakenly Deleted Photos On An Android Phone by Swagt101(m): 8:31am On Jun 27, 2015
bamite:
ur nudes u mean? Yep he's goin to see it all.
grin
FamilyRe: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by Swagt101(m): 11:33pm On Jun 26, 2015
Mercyblack:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin ati took tooked tooking tooken taked wat differenceshuh Idea needed oo jare... gbagaun of destiny grin
grin ma da won lohun, they can type gbagaun like kin daku!... Btw, 9ce pinshure! cool
FamilyRe: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by Swagt101(m): 11:14pm On Jun 26, 2015
notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland
Ewooo shocked... English is not by force... Seun comman see our sister oo... Na dem go dey abuse mama piss... Small girls iyaf tooked over too grin
Foreign AffairsRe: America's Supreme Court Makes Gay Marriage Legal by Swagt101(m): 10:58pm On Jun 26, 2015
LaDivva:
Lol, in exchange for Yoruba
grin... No p, si es atal,es atal cool
FamilyRe: Funny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by Swagt101(m):
I'll just remove my prick and like the OP say... The rest is history grin.... The big gal poster above me[b]tooked[/b]over my space grin, lemme piss on the nigga below me, he's so duumb.. His moniker sef na thedundee grin
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic Flaunts Sexy Legs And Cleavage In Classy Outfit by Swagt101(m): 10:34pm On Jun 26, 2015
*sipping on a chilled orijin*... grin Olosho sef dey wait for appointment grin... Later dem go dey go church for anointment... grin
Well, like M.I said, its allowed... grin
Foreign AffairsRe: America's Supreme Court Makes Gay Marriage Legal by Swagt101(m): 10:29pm On Jun 26, 2015
LaDivva:
Hmmmmm, Yoruba?
Yup, can u teach me french mademoisselle?
Foreign AffairsRe: America's Supreme Court Makes Gay Marriage Legal by Swagt101(m): 10:22pm On Jun 26, 2015
LaDivva:
Je ne peux pas parler français bien lol
Mo n gbadun ede yin yii oo, ejo shey e le ko mi? grin
CrimeRe: Photo - Housewife Dumps Day old Baby Into Toilet! by Swagt101(m): 8:52pm On Jun 26, 2015
exlinkleads:
well, whatever u say but remember, any act have consequency. dats how it will always be.
Sure dear, Karma's a biatch, she'll always come around 2 phuck real hard grin
CrimeRe: Photo - Housewife Dumps Day old Baby Into Toilet! by Swagt101(m): 8:42pm On Jun 26, 2015
exlinkleads:
I don't think she even carried her for nine months, I think she was in boundage for 9 months with all the agony in the world.
believe me when I say she would have tried to abort the baby but may have been late for her. so carry that baby was a torment for her.
wicked woman. haeartless. I wish God punish her for this act.
Another reason why man no be God... grin
CrimeRe: Dad Taught Me Robbery, Teenage Robbery Suspect Confesses (pictured) by Swagt101(m): 1:57pm On Jun 25, 2015
Kosi who mentioned some of his gang in other towns in the state said he does not think he would stop robbery because it has become part of him. grin
Going by that, his juvenile/jail term should be long grin...
He said he was eating average of four fowls a week until it was discovered after his trap caught a dog that eventually exposed him.
shocked shocked... Even if you own a poultry, you wouldn't try this grin

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