₦airaland Forum

vheMa:
gosh u r corrupt

Am still learning from u dear, afterall I never chop ban b4... Btw, I like ur physique... I hope we can jiggy-witty... Are u married?

vheMa:
pics of what

Pics of ur Kpekus.... By its shape and size, I shall know if u'r a virgin or not....

vheMa:
yes

Pishures or.......

The guy above me is definitely high on Oshogbo weed... . Don Jazzy ur mates dey walk down d aisle, na beach u dey go, u forget say ur brother sef just born... U sef do make u do something.... . *sipping on a chilled orijin*....

Kissyblakes:
i pour one bottle of anointing oil 4 ur head,recieve aunction to continue to think well

Thanks pastor, but don't forget to av sex before marriage oo..

[b][/b]*spreads mat on thread*... Just noting all the oloshos wey dey strongly support sex before marriage, by their comments ye shall know them...

Gloryblossom:
Looking like my roll model genny.

Are u single dear ?

VickyRotex:
Fixed!
Thank You

You're welcome! We learn everyday ma.

VickyRotex:
Nice one. A drive down to Memory lane.

I remember my days too, I went to Olumo

Days of #OgunKopa

#Team OBS/Editorial

Dear, its 'a drive down the memory lane'... Peace

Luckygurl:
I don't get you

Interpretation: Do you smoke skunk @ guru's place?....

angieberry:
Two wrongs do not make a right.

May God bless u and ur generations!

horladmejy:
What should i do with 100gig within 15 days

download seasonal adult movies(mojo) .... Don't thank me later

freecocoa:
Konji is not responsible for it, Konji made the man Hot, we all know but deciding to sleep with the maid is a decision the man made alone.

Like seriously, u mean he should seek ur advice b4 sleeping with the maid ? She cares for him too dear and she be human being ooo

Omotayor123:
I wonder oooo.




No money, no love jare.

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Seriously, money is not love buy it's an essential factor in love..


As far as I'm concern,
fvck broke niggas

As far as I'm concerned, I can't spend a dime on you... Shingbain in case u don't comprehend the meaning of dime ... Besides, why ur face look like say rain dey fall @ ur dp

freecocoa:
There is o.

I won't like to cook and clean everyday.

I know u wouldn't give in, sha open eyes b4 u carry maid come house... Konji is everywhere . And trust no man

freecocoa:
I will attend to the needs ofcourse, that's why I need more time.

... Invariably, there's no need for a househelp!

freecocoa:
I could use the time for something else.

And what on earth is worth attending to other than your husband/household needs?

youmour:
You go sweet kiss,choi see lips like center of agbalumo

Guy just imagine say ur wife hire her type as househelp, talk true, shey u go wire her?.... End time is near ooo

freecocoa:
You both must be kidding.

I ain't kidding dear, between, what's stopping u from doing the chores by yourself?

GogobiriLalas:
When people say that the husband is stooping so low, I don't understand; are they saying that the housemaid is less than human, just because she happens to be an housemaid? The Nigerian mentality that your level in life is determined by how much money you make or your educational background is quite honestly annoying; every occupation should be accorded it's dignity, housemaids offer an essential service to the society and should be respected as such. That stated, when a woman fails to realize that part of the seduction process involves the respect and care she offers her husband I.e in the little things she does, like making him food, paying attention to his attire, etc if she totally reneges on these duties and leaves it to the housemaid, she effectively sets up her husband to be seduced by the housemaid; besides, a housemaid is so awestruck by the attention she receives from the master of the house, she is willing to submit to a lot of things madam no longer deems necessary and if you're a man, you know there's nothing more flattering nor seductive than a willing woman....in short, it is my opinion that when a man begins to cast a lustful glance at the housemaid, it's a symptom that madam is neglecting her duties somewhere....enjoy yaself

Nairaland barman, give this bros a cold bottle of orijin

freecocoa:
So if I can afford a maid, I shouldn't, just so my hubby don't cheat? What sort of reasoning is this?

Dem warn u now u dey claim stronghead, Na dog wey wan lost no go listen to the hunter's whistle oo....

dickrider:
[size=14pt] I LOVE RIDING BIG DICKS NO PM'S PLEASE I'M NOT A WHORRE[/size]

I sight u peddling d olosho movement, more grease/power/ororo/palmoil to ur elbow.....

*eating akara n sipping akamu*... ...
Make una leave King Dagrin mk hin sleep ooo, besides Badoo no mind dem jare... Make dem talk

MissGdope:
yea I'm single and no I can't date or marry a guy that smokes

hmm... Lemme continue searching 4 d babe that will tolerate me n my weed, anyways, 9ce meeting u....

MissGdope:
no I'm not

Are u single? And can u date/marry a guy that smokes?

MissGdope:
I wouldn't hit him. I'd be very hurt and angry but I would never resort to violence. The marriage will be absolved and that's it. Violence should never be an option. We're not animals

Are u married dear ?

Mekybliss:
Please pray for them.

Firemen first and then we pray later, in the bible it was written thus: Work and Pray!

blackpanther25:
Lol no problem as long as it don't stank. ...

Django run for ur life.... Well u may lick d graveyard smelling pum if d spirits of ur forefathers are beckoning you.... Once again nigga run 4 ur life

MuhdG:
That list is trash
How can MI abaga's Chairman album not be on the best album of the year??
They should not take this people serious.
They talking about best rap act and there is no
Vector
Jesse jagz
Modenine
Mtswwwwwww
If MI no win best rap act, then they suck!

I swear dis list is trash, without MI and vector as best rap acts... Besides MI's album wasn't on that list, nawa 4 NEA ooo

yeancarh22:
There is nothing wrong with her dressing.it nice ! Wat do u guys knows abt fashion self ? Anything u wear and u are comfortable with is fashion. Now we play with so many colours not then that we match colours together.

U mean una olosho/divorcee group don decide 2 dey wear colour riots?.... I pity u!

ECOTERRORS:
stop sounding like a slowpoke, give facts to back up ur tales by moonlight. You are blabbing about ur utopian knowledge, give facts to back up ur moronish tales or sell your brain on OLX

All I have to say is there is no need to argue with this dumb and unintelligent sycophant, simple english words dey hard you, did you go to school @ all? And you're here talking politics, I pity ur husband or husband to be sha... Well u fit marry barcanista... Wrong:moronish Right:moronic...

timpaker:
It's a very nice watch.

It has a chronograph design that is non functional

The date/calender complication seems to have bn replaced by the camera.

It's a good thing it has a luminous hand.

The watch also feature a tachymeter resting around the black dial (hope you know how to use it? )

Generally, the watch is cool. Your girl gave you something to cherish.

(hope you won't be tempted to make a sextape with it?)

There is nothing as sexy a wristwatch gift .
I pray next time shed get you something like a Hublot big bang, Citizen Eco-drive and Michael Koors.
Let me not go far with the reviews.
Happy belated birthday bro.

Guy u dey sell watch?