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peleson:
See mumu!
Refineries that Gej was working on since 3yrs ago using our locall engineers
Credit goes to Gej ok!

Guy na u be d real mumu! For 5.5 yrs ur broda gej did notin... U better give kudos to whom it is due.... Sai Buhari

PassingShot:
You don't get it. While it is true that the maintenance has since been awarded during GEJ, it could still not be completed, missing many target completion dates. Remember GEJ spent 5.5 years.
With PMB on board, many have actually put their acts together to impress even beyond what is expected of them.
Just today we read that 14 foreign nationals were arrested for oil bunkering. In his five years stay, I can't remember a single such arrest.
The fear of PMB is already whipping some people into line.

God bless u my brother!

Behira:
I kinda hav doubts tho but lets see how dis pass the eligibility test.

Ur tummy na dieeee ooo ....

mohammedmagnus:
Nawa oo Make this garri swell up now

Guy u get kuli-kuli join? Cos dis story is too fake like Nicki's hair

Akorede612:
Bro... its not Crack...its Rack.

Between... Exam sheets doesn't come with auto correct sir.

... When u tell dem mk dem go school, dem go say na yahoo dem wan do, u see hin life?

Wrong: Orijin, Right: Origin

cc: Orijin101

berrystunn:
70k
check with me...
One client will pay 20euros, or 30euros, for s*x
how many d**k will go into that p**Y to get the total of 70k euros
Right after she will be looking for God fearing guy to marry...
Tah make devil cook for you

Oboi after doing the arithmetics, I think its better 4 a nigga 2 marry well(konga)... Cos Edo girls vijayjay is gonna be oceanlike...

kilode100:
The last one wanted clean shaved pucci and you are asking for hairy pucci....
Maybe I should fix peruvian hair down below

.... I Love em anyway,anyhow even if na gallas u barb am... Just accept a nigga that loves it the way it is

softnipples:
All dis cuz of sex
Guyz don suffer. I don't even get 2 notice some of dis tinz

Oloshos don't notice em too

kilode100:
Chai ....
You are so romantic.
Enjoy...,

U get hairy Vajayjay ?

okonelfg:
Op na ur own matter.....40 ke!!



Jus finish licking my girlfriend hairy puss..y
carry mirror and toothpick dey comot some
puss..y hair hanging in between my teeth

Guy take 5 Orijin101 bottles...

SporaD8:
remember the hair was borrow in the first place. so u cant run away with it.

Mah niccur

dominique:
If they can't afford hair straightening or curling iron nko? The girl has such lovely hair sha. I'm jellosing here o

U should thank God u ain't bald sis

Dagoma:
The most annoying part of it is that they`ll no longer be staff of CBN and no bank may employ them.

That's the most interesting part to me... I might just replace those greedy fools

Ronke001:
LWTMB o
But I don't agree
Its not only ladies that are stu.pid,guys also are -might be in different ways
Thanks for the 2 bottles of orijin

... Does Iya Ronke knows you drink orijin ?

starlingslimnet:
Ok, what we are saying is That the awesomeness of stupidity on the part of Ladies is alarming,becoming unbecoming, noticingly noticeable, gradually cascading and oozing into an ozantros matrobus nd odoriferous saga which in turn is deleterious and substantially pestilential to human race in totalty specifically speaking " the male". If my brain serves me well Ronke001 has helped in the summary.

Are u Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon?......

happney65:
And is she really 22?Abeg deport her to my room..I need to teach her some sense.

and wot sort of sense do u wantu teach her in ur SLAUGHTER room ?

Adaeze003:
I didn't see any bad point but I'm not a robot... m gon act the way I feel that day..

If I'm cold I'll use a sweat shirt, if I'm hot I'll go with something lighter.

I'm gon ask about your business if you're driving a flashy car coz i'm suspicious and I want to learn.

I'm not gon have a serious convo for the sole purpose of proving i'm not an air head. I can talk about anything I like eg movies and fashion even the decor of the place we're in.

And if it's just a one-on-one date, no heels of any size.

With the remaining points, I agree.

u go fear advertisement na
That aside, can I take u out ?

Holatunde007:
He needed a wife not just pretty girl, who will continuously demand for iphone 8 even before it is released

One crate of orijin for u bro

handbagss:
hehehe... wetin u sef dey find for this kin thread?

na to come feed mah eyes ooo...

handbagss:
interesting

Na dis kain thread we dey see u

softnipples:
I was just kidding my friend. Pls Stop calling me names

I was kidding too friend and I never called u names

softnipples:
Where are the dicks??

Am I safe 2 say u'r hypocritic?

SisterCaro:
I will never sleep with a man because of money or job employment I'm not an ashawo. However, I will sleep with the manager or whoever is responsible for employing people because I want to enjoy his sweet thing...




















daz all

Are u alright?

softnipples:
Where is nollywood when you need them?


I can't give ma precious pussie for any stupid job

What about a BJ worth $1,000,000,000?

WARNING: TOO MANY SMELLOS FORMING FROSH IN HERE!

handbagss:
Canada

Must u advertise ur being in Canada?

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handbagss:
even without the mouth and body odour, I'll still deny him of the chance of using his fallus to explore my inner cavity.

can u swear to ifa/ogun/amadioha on this ?

Rheetari:
that's an exclamation.

noted ma, thanks!

fabulousdora:
you now make me feel bad...I just hate ingrates...I'm sorry for the comment thou

I never wanted u 2 feel bad dear.... Jst wanted 2 control ur anger... No p ma!

fabulousdora:
at least he tried unlike you, the only thing your parents have achieved from you is creating nairaland account for them #MOFO

dats too harsh babe, and u don't necessarily need 2 drag his parents into it....