₦airaland Forum

misreal:
if your father was a police officer.would you advice him to take on those robbers??

Question of life ... Bet I already know the answer... Nay

SailorXY:
imagine. so the robbers were expected to return for what? them forget their pants there abi wetin... Naija which way?

even if they forgot their pants, they already got the dough 2 buy new sets of pants

Don’t ask me how they escaped, why didn’t you come here when the robbery was going on?”
[quote author=onatisi post=35105373]
As at the time of filing this report, no fewer than 20 police vans were patrolling the area to check if the robbers were going to return and ensure safety of lives and properties.

Those lines got me cracked up.... Naija police I tuale

*sipping on a chilled alomo*... Patiently waiting to see a sizzling hot sextape on the net ... What a gullible lady you are! This ain't a pitiable pisma pisma... In case u see this, know that you're a refined IndecentStar... To be sincere, no man in his right senses is gonna marry you with dis type of shii in ur stinking asss... My advice: Just marry the OP... *truth is alomo(bitters)

premConcept:
These are not Nigerians, not saying they don't deserve better.

Chairman calm your nerves, I've seen way worse of these children in the north...

NgeneUkwenu:
You Are Laughing at An Eight -Year Speaker, 8Year Governor and Soon To Be Appointed Federal Minister?

Is your life Upside Down?

that was epic... God bless you dear!

Ifebazz:
What is wrong with English teachers now a days? Don't they ever tell young people that 'there' is not same as 'their'? 'I am' not same as 'am'. The rate at which I read terrible grammar from social media make me think of banning my kids from it till they get to their teens. Goosh.

God bless you my brother, social media is filled with people that can't articulate a sentence without useless abbreviations and wrong words... I'm scared of our future generations

rheether:
And dad wont let get on his lexus.

I smell lies...

opedaydydx9:
sips sabrina

Notin do u bro... U be cultist?

*sipping alomo*... I see a lotta cultist on this thread truth is bitter

GeneralQuamdeen:
after you have quoted the first moniker.. Before you submit.. Stroll down past the submit button.. You will see the post of other monikers.. Quote as much as you want then click submit

Thanks bro, you're really doing a great job, ur work depicts maturity... Av been following ur posts of late and to say d least, u'r different from those wack OP's... More power to your elbow, more ink to your pen and above all, more wisdom shall be bestowed on you by the almighty

GeneralQuamdeen:
if you want to write words in bold. Type these two characters: [b] and [/b] Then type the letters you want in bold in between the two chracters above. I repeat, in between them. Try it and see if you will get it.

Oya comman teach me how 2 quote multiple monikers

Mark my words, "Wike go still go wash Mama piss panties for Otuoke".....

.... I rep ABU,Zaria...

Dnarvaez:
Prof. Wole Soyinka.
The great poet... Your memories lives on!

... My brother take am easy, na pple like u go dey abuse madam patience, no be by force to type for english oo... For christ's sake he's still alive man.

ichommy:
.com?

Apple?

... Annemomoh, Aminat508.... I dreamt about them

*sipping alomo for the weather*... The guy above me is a born hater, he's vexing like person wey dem burn hin B.sc certificate.... *Just strolling by* Congrats Wizzy

vheMa:
nice qstn jare that's y I lust u,all of dem jus wan fork dem no ask y I no love dem buh na lust

I love u jare,hope say u carry

;... I carry in all aspect u may ever think of dear...

boboLIL:
n0 f0rmin 0h,,, na true th0 nat desperate 0h

Cc:vheMa. Kindly help a bro with some baes before he resolves to vaseline

vheMa:
oh boi dis 1 don go club taya see as he catch me

.... U for talk say u dey night shift, I wouldn't doubt.... Why u no con love dem bois, wey na only lust u get 4 us? U mean say we no be husband material ?

boboLIL:
W0 de crush 0n me,,, indicate,, ah g0 accept 0h... Ah nid bae die

I sight some puna starved niccur

vheMa:
sleep Do u sleep in d club?

.. Negative, u don't concentrate on phone in the club ditto ... Abi d club is right in ur bedroom ?

vheMa:
do u have only one eye If no...

I got my eyes on u... U no go sleep?

vheMa:
u be fetty wap

I just like d niccur, will u be my trap queen?

vheMa:
Hello romancelanders how una dey ,I jus want us to have a nice time together,while we'll be sharing our various crush[b]es[/b] on NL


Lemme start:

This fellows,am absolutely in love lust with y'all


Cc:jarizod
Scentmarlc
Naijaboiy
Kingtom
Tosyn2much(I wanna knw 10 things)
Pbs4real
Agarawu23
Lalastic'lala(I wan fork this bro )
Angelmarve
Swagt101

And....you


Add yours...

Am high @ d moment, but here's my short list

Cc:vheMa (.... currently fantasizing about ur slim legs wrapped around my neck while doing d thang )
Handbaggs
Freecocoa


....Searching 4 a trap queen

18... Y'all better believe cos I'm a genius

Connection, bribe, fame are the fastest... In some cases "SEX"... Degree n Experience are Jara in Naija... . Truth is alomo(bitters)

vheMa:
am engaged to pbs4real

Alright... 9ce meeting you

vheMa:
OMG this guy is damn hot. Am feeling d hit

That was jst d tip of an iceberg.... U single?

rosy4u:
[color=#770077][/color]I don laff sotee I fall from orange tree

Eeyah... Na orange tree una dey live ?...

bataderemi:
Why is everything happening to everybody's friends these days? And these friends always seem to know stuffs they're not meant to

*sipping alomo for the night*... All NL OP's been having friends with one problem or the other since 1700bc...