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CelebritiesRe: "We Signed The Biggest Deal In Africa" - Wizkid Reveals by Swanzi(m): 2:26pm On Jun 27, 2019
EXLOVER:
Afternoon sex is so boring and wack. I just finish having sex this afternoon, I'm just feeling like used bra, I'm smelling Toto just too lazy to go to the bathroom.

Congrats� to Wizkid.
This one werey grin grin

SportsRe: AFCON: Man Places N250000 Bet On Ghana To Win, He Loses by Swanzi(m): 6:11pm On Jun 26, 2019
Aystarz:
Since the 2010 World Cup, South Africans have been obsessed about Ghanaian football. The way they talk about the Black Stars, you'd think the team has won the world's most coveted trophy before.
Bad belle spoted
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Receives Akufo-addo, Ghana President, In Abuja by Swanzi(m): 11:56pm On Jun 05, 2019
lyricallilfresh:
yeye anyway the Ghana presido look like frog voice guy
Thunder fire u dere...
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Receives Akufo-addo, Ghana President, In Abuja by Swanzi(m): 11:43pm On Jun 05, 2019
Iblad0994:
This shows you are still primitive and your attitude and manner of approach is a reflection of what you accused me of. I will never abuse you.

Now back to the point you raised, can you give me stat of how many people that are running from lagos to Ghana?? How much is many to you coz I will like to know based on facts and not just general assumption lol.

Lol, if going by your analogy that Tinubu pockets almost 20% of Lagos GDP yearly, then the whole economy should have crumbled. Lagos alone has more industries than the whole of Ghana.

Like I said earlier, Nigeria has its own downside, but you just can't compare us with Ghana. Your kinsmen with superior brain than yours already contested this many times and they had to accept the superior argument that Nigeria and Nigerians are not at the same level as Ghana and Ghanians. I am talking in terms of Individual achievement and Country achievement as a whole.
Please respect urself and argue with facts the only advantage nigeria has over Ghana is large market base and also for the fact that
you discovered oil in commercial quatities very
early but even at that Ghana is doing way better with limited resources..

Tell me ur oil find not a curse to ur country how many Nigerians benefit from that ur cursed oil..

For ur information Ghana is funding free senior high sch with so called limited funds..

What has the giant of Africa done for the common Nigerian.!??
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Receives Akufo-addo, Ghana President, In Abuja by Swanzi(m): 11:30pm On Jun 05, 2019
Alanpoza007:
Are you serious.. When was this? And the Nigerian government didn't fire back at the idiot. He even had the guts to visit to Nigeria. I'd like a source to that news.
Are u deaf didn’t ur president openly call u lazy youths ..?
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Receives Akufo-addo, Ghana President, In Abuja by Swanzi(m): 11:28pm On Jun 05, 2019
IntrovertedK:
smh. You are just a local champ that sits on the couch every morning/evening listening to propagandas on the local tvs/radios. I also suggest you stop being a local champ and at least step out of your local small enclave and see the truth. Free education has been in nigeria even before they gave it a thought to ever concieve your ugly short president. The make believe that your country is peaceful because no international media is interested in what happens inside your small cave you call country but thank God, we are able to witness all ourselves. All the make believes our country is peaceful because no media is coming from outside to show the lies to the world. I see how bolga, wa, tamale is very peaceful. How kumasi, circle is very free of robbers, snatchers. And how all the students in the suburbs are enjoying basic infrastructure, good school structures and how journalists are living freely. Keep deceiving yourself.
Free education was only in the western region
under awolowo stop ur lies.

Am sorry for u for calling nana addo dwarf cos if nigeria had had such leader since independence an not sure u would be in such a mess ..
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Receives Akufo-addo, Ghana President, In Abuja by Swanzi(m): 11:19pm On Jun 05, 2019
bluefilm:
Na wa o.

So na ugly people full Ghana abi na wetin be dis na?

How can Ghana people look at this toad looking extremely ugly man and elect him presido?

Dem no dey see our fine Sai Baba so?

Tufiakwa. sad
Well for one Ghanaians check wheather u have the recquisite educational background (must have at least a BECE certificate)and ur passion for the motherland as well as being dedicated n law abiding first before anything else.. and lastly the person must not be jihardist.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Receives Akufo-addo, Ghana President, In Abuja by Swanzi(m): 11:08pm On Jun 05, 2019
IntrovertedK:
y'all know every african countries have a way of speaking english buh there is this 'make-believe' that you people speak the best english while others speak the worst. Just in your last tweet, you talked about Nigeria english being the worst and now it's Liberia and Sierra Leones? I agree with you on every Africa countries having peculiar tongues but you guys are too wierd. It's funny sometimes when we hear some eastern africa countries like ugadans, kenyans, zimbabweans speak, buh everyone can surely pick up whatever they say unlike ghanaians. It's like you need to take [b]fresh english classes [/b]immediately you land in ghana. It's totally wierd.
You sound really lousey and ignorant u can ask ur father n grandfather the number of Ghanaian teachers who aided ur dieing educational system.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Receives Akufo-addo, Ghana President, In Abuja by Swanzi(m): 11:03pm On Jun 05, 2019
EmekaBlue:
not economic refuge but to teach u how bizness is done though u cant learn bcoz what u guys know is to get high and make noise all over d place from morning till night then eat banku and sleep
What kind of business is it the fake goods ur Aba brothers bring in?? Joker
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Receives Akufo-addo, Ghana President, In Abuja by Swanzi(m): 11:01pm On Jun 05, 2019
MillerJnr:
sorry are you a Ghanaian?
Does it even matter..

Why is it that u Nigerians don’t deal with issues but deal with the messenger ..

Is all over Nairaland are u Apc or pdp
Igbo afonja iPod ...
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Receives Akufo-addo, Ghana President, In Abuja by Swanzi(m): 10:56pm On Jun 05, 2019
flokii:
Ghana and her love for Nigeria
For ur little mind..
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Receives Akufo-addo, Ghana President, In Abuja by Swanzi(m): 10:56pm On Jun 05, 2019
EmekaBlue:
The ghana presido no get swag at all. He be like village headmaster wey try wear small better cloth
Well at least he’s the president of Ghana ..

Can u remind me who ur father is.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Will Soon Release Hotlines For Potholes, Quick Road Rehabilitation by Swanzi(m): 10:25pm On Jun 05, 2019
Sanwo olu for me will be the best governor Lagos has ever had cos he seems to understand the real needs of lagosians and he’s willing to solve it practically .
I just love this man..!
CelebritiesRe: Shatta Wale And Stonebwoy Reconcile, Address Journalists (Photos, Videos) by Swanzi(m): 8:09pm On Jun 04, 2019
EmekaBlue:
Ghanaians no sabi dress and most of their guys no dey fine... Even their traditional wears like d wrapper d president dey wear always amuse me
And am equally amused that u live in country
Where ur rated 3rd class citizen in ur fatherland ..!!!

I spit on ur fu**king face reta*rdeen...!!!
TravelRe: Ghana Cancels $2bn Rail MoU For 'Breach Of Confidentiality' by Swanzi(m):
Antoeni:
Bleep Ghana and Ghanaians who re they,
They should be happy and count themselves Privileged say Lagos they Run things with them
And who the F*uck are you boy huh

The fu..cks wrong with u guys..

Sure ur even fu**king proud of ur shithole country dummy ..
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Stops Angry Dad From Clashing With Hearn Over Defeat by Swanzi(m): 4:02pm On Jun 03, 2019
tesppidd:
Lol.

It was one of the funniest fights I have seen.

The guy Ruiz just dey rush Joshua like say na machine.

Joshua would still be wondering as we speak, what hit him.

Am sure that if it was WWE Joshua would have run out under the ropes like the heart break kid Shawn Michaels to catch his breath.

Not since the days of the GOAT Iron Mike Tyson have I seen the little man manhandle and take out the bigger man like that.
Chai u funny die grin grin
SportsRe: Thousands Of Liverpool Fans Line Streets For Heroes 'Homecoming Parade by Swanzi(m): 3:22pm On Jun 03, 2019
Coutinho right now...

SportsRe: Liverpool Players Put Coach On Their Shoulder And Dragged To Celebrate With Fans by Swanzi(m): 2:30pm On Jun 02, 2019
God we thank you oo at long last..!!
Haters over to you ..!!
SportsRe: UEL Final: What You Need To Know Before Arsenal Vs Chelsea Match by Swanzi(m): 11:21am On May 29, 2019
Abeg I hope say dstv they show this match
RomanceRe: Big-Sized Lady Twerks At Ghana Plus-Sized Ladies Dance Competition by Swanzi(m): 10:47am On May 27, 2019
PetroDollax:
Whe did Rawlings say that? You are talking about history? You should be more interested in what is happening today, fool grin Nigeria, your Nigeria, is sinking faster and faster grin that should worry you greatly grin 200 million fools fast disappearing into oblivion grin grin grin RIP nigeria cheesy cool
Petrodollax abeg take it easy on the guy oo
Someone’s papa be dat oo grin grin
RomanceRe: Big-Sized Lady Twerks At Ghana Plus-Sized Ladies Dance Competition by Swanzi(m): 11:14pm On May 26, 2019
wizzzmike:
lol masa you know say dem be stupid blockheaded ppl. dem think say make up be beauty and their ugly bitches take over ashawo business for here. make u no waste your time those illustrates. dem dey envy us ruff lol
Bruv atell u..
This particular goat is from edo the home of all ash*wos in Ghana n beyond. grin grin
Look at all the trash he pasted up there I think he’s Mentally challenged forgive him grin
RomanceRe: Big-Sized Lady Twerks At Ghana Plus-Sized Ladies Dance Competition by Swanzi(m): 10:47pm On May 26, 2019
wizzzmike:
e pain am shit lol kikikikikkikikikiki
Kikikiki the guy fool rough grin grin

He’s taking on Ghanaians on a Nigerian
Forum but still thinks he’s disadvantaged grin
RomanceRe: Big-Sized Lady Twerks At Ghana Plus-Sized Ladies Dance Competition by Swanzi(m): 10:30pm On May 26, 2019
ogbonti:
Craze harder grin
My Dog come again..
U got to be the weakest Nigerian I’ve met grin
Such wack punchlines...

“Ur smelly hippopotamus women.. cow urine”
Bla bla grin grin

My slave and dog come back again..

NB AS USUAL YOU KNOW I WANT UR MOTHERS SMEELING KPEKUS AND ALSO
ABOUT THE PART UR FATHER VIOLENTLY AND
ANALLY DRILLED UR MOTHER.
RomanceRe: Big-Sized Lady Twerks At Ghana Plus-Sized Ladies Dance Competition by Swanzi(m): 10:13pm On May 26, 2019
ogbonti:
Hahahahaaa, the Internet is really a level playing field for ignoramus from everywhere in the world.

Let me tell you how you were born. grin i hate to do this, but i guess i have no other option than to educate you on secrets your mother kept away from you. grin A Nigerian bricklayer from Ogbomoso impregnated your smelly mother when she was busy prostituting at Owode, Seme. It is the Nigerian gene in you that keeps you glued to naira land, and you can't let go grin

Have you asked yourself why I call you the bastard son of a smelly hippopotamus mother.... I didn't want to explain it to the public, but your rascally behavior has made me. et it out, call your mother and ask her how you were born grin

You father paid to have sex with your mother with only one tin of titus sardine and one agege bread, that produced this scallywag running amok on nairaland.... grin


Nigerian prostitute fvck for dollars and go and see houses they built with it... your jaw will drop. Your Ghananese prostitute's fvck for bread and sardine, and big bottle of coke, that's why they all overweight and smell so horribly grin including your hippopotamus mother, who looks like bread soaked in cow urine


Keep it coming my breda, I am enjoying this.... lmao
Stale try harder

RomanceRe: Big-Sized Lady Twerks At Ghana Plus-Sized Ladies Dance Competition by Swanzi(m): 9:41pm On May 26, 2019
ogbonti:
AND HERE THE BASTARD SON OF A SMELLY HIPPOPPOTAMUS WOMAN CAN NOT ANSWER A SINGLE QUESTION ABOUT THE USEFULNESS OR IMPORTANCE OF HIS OWN USELESS COUNTRY GHANA, BUT RATHER he is OBSESSED WITH WHO RULES NIGERIA, the great country that gives him and his forefathers headache and heart ache since 200 BC grin


In answering your question, Goodluck Jonathan ruled Nigeria for 6 years as president, and Goodluck is from my geo-political zone so what is your point? WHILE useless Ghananese people were waiting for Nigeria to erupt, he took the path of honor and made the greatest political speech in African history -

"My ambition is not worth the life or blood of any Nigerian" - great statesman, and he handed over when he lost.... please allow your rubbished brain to learn that this same Goodluck defeated Buhari in 2011- so its not like He was not successful against him in the past - so what is your point grin


NOW TO MY QUESTION


O thou civilized Ghananese, how come Ghana citizens kill children over fowl, I mean chicken grin grin grin grin grin grin grin no be me talk am, na your former president RAWLINGS talk am grin
This thing I talk pain u wella grin
Nigeria is great my A.zz grin country with a certificateless president kikikikikiki can never happen to a great country Ghana.

Now back to ma question bini boy.why is ur mother and indeed all ur five sisters practicing
ash*wo in italy. grin

NB MY SLAVE I WANT A LENGTHY ONE ESP ABOUT UR MOTHERS SMELLING KPEKUS.
RomanceRe: Big-Sized Lady Twerks At Ghana Plus-Sized Ladies Dance Competition by Swanzi(m): 9:28pm On May 26, 2019
ogbonti:
AND HERE THE BASTARD SON OF A SMELLY HIPPOPPOTAMUS WOMAN CAN NOT ANSWER A SINGLE QUESTION ABOUT THE USEFULNESS OR IMPORTANCE OF HIS OWN USELESS COUNTRY GHANA, BUT RATHER he is OBSESSED WITH WHO RULES NIGERIA, the great country that gives him and his forefathers headache and heart ache since 200 BC grin


In answering your question, Goodluck Jonathan ruled Nigeria for 6 years as president, and Goodluck is from my geo-political zone so what is your point? WHILE useless Ghananese people were waiting for Nigeria to erupt, he took the path of honor and made the greatest political speech in African history -

"My ambition is not worth the life or blood of any Nigerian" - great statesman, and he handed over when he lost.... please allow your rubbished brain to learn that this same Goodluck defeated Buhari in 2011- so its not like He was not successful against him in the past - so what is your point grin


NOW TO MY QUESTION


O thou civilized Ghananese, how come Ghana citizens kill children over fowl, I mean chicken grin grin grin grin grin grin grin no be me talk am, na your former president RAWLINGS talk am grin
Bla bla bla bla bla

Epain am grin
RomanceRe: Big-Sized Lady Twerks At Ghana Plus-Sized Ladies Dance Competition by Swanzi(m): 9:00pm On May 26, 2019
ogbonti:
I am in so much happiness being given the opportunity by you to teach you the history your hippoppotamus mothers failed to teach you, grin
Omo ale grin

Can u tell me when ur kinsmen will ever rule Nigeria and break free from Hausa Fulani shackles and inherit the presidency for once in
ur lifetime.

And about the history can u please give me the historical rundown on why ur mother became an ash*wo grin in Italy grin

Meanwhile I stambled upon this on google by
mistake oo grin grin

RomanceRe: Big-Sized Lady Twerks At Ghana Plus-Sized Ladies Dance Competition by Swanzi(m): 5:51pm On May 26, 2019
ogbonti:
Ha hahaha, I have succeeded in making you so insane grin omg I have waited for this opportunity to torment a Ghananese, who ever comes across my path and unfortunately, you... fell for it. grin See how anger and frustration is making you post unrelated issues in one response.. it shows you are surely on your way to the psychiatric hospital, and I have not even started with you yet... I have 10 years to fight you here, I am loving this!

Nothing will ever be stale about the inferiority complex plaguing you re tar ded sons of smelly Ghana hippopotamus women .....WHY because it is on going, never ending grin


Your Country takes, never helps another country in need.... that's a FACT

Even your citizens are an ungrateful bunch

In 1991, while Tony Yeboah and Abedi Pele were busy fighting themselves about supremacy, and who is better or more important, Nigerian Steve Keshi.... took Nii Ordatey Lamptey to Anderlecht of Belgium. Lamptey, could not even get a visa to travel to Europe from Ghana, Keshi had to bring him thru Lagos, got him in an airplane and took him to Belgium ensured he became an Anderlecht player, housed him, fed him during his trials at the club. While Yeboah and Abedi were fighting themselves, Keshi the Nigerian big boss was busy helping Lamptey.

Lamptey got ino financial trouble because his greedy Ghananese self side tracked Keshi when he was about to be offered a deal. so as an accomplished illiterate, he signed away his life, and he got much less for his professional worth. Lamptey is still alive today and he confessed this in so many interviews on YouTube... so little dwarf breda, my next question to you is... (unfortunately, you never answer these pertinent questions, rather you try insulting your way to prominence ..lmao)

WHAT HAS ANY GHANANESE DONE FOR ANY NIGERIAN THAT IS WORTH MENTIONING, if not to hate and insult your betters grin


That same period, the pillar of Sports in Africa, MKO Abiola invited Asante Kotoko FC of Ghana to play in a match meant to honor Roger Milla of Cameroun in Lagos in late 1990 after his exploits at Italia 90 world cup. The match was between Stationery Super Stores of Lagos and Asante Kotoko. Kotoko received $100,000 from Abiola ... I mean 100k US dollars for coming. That was more than the club's 2 years budget as at then. MKO is a Nigerian, not a Ghananese grin

Once again, individually, WHAT SACRIFICE has any bastard GHANANESE done for a Nigerian that is worth mentioning?


YOU don't know who u are messing with here, I have Ghana''s useless history of parasitism on my fingertips and I will keep exposing you charcoal black dwarf animals here. Keep it coming, I am enjoying this feud, you bastard son of a hippopotamus smelly Ghananese woman! grin
Boy u seem to be in sifiaa pains grin sorry eerh take heart grin
RomanceRe: Big-Sized Lady Twerks At Ghana Plus-Sized Ladies Dance Competition by Swanzi(m): 8:48am On May 26, 2019
ogbonti:
Oh no, the greatness of Nigeria is not tied to any lifeless individual. That's is where your smelly hippopotamus born self got it wrong. In Nigeria we criticize whatever is bad, we don't cover up nonsense. That is why Ghana can never be qualified to be half as great as Nigeria grin


Case closed? For where? Where u dey run go? case can never be closed breda grin I have your time even for 10 years, you bastard son of smelly oversized Ghananese woman grin
See this mumu boy am just playing with na so
u take am World Cup na so ur paimnent reach grin


So after brooding breeding over my post for several days this is ur much awaited comeback grin

No be u talk say ur president is useless na me talk am?now u come they change mouth say he be charismatic kikikiki grin
Charismatic n useless on the same line u mumu no be small no wonder ur oppressed by the Hausa Fulani a second class citizen in ur fatherland ouch..!!!

No wonder non of ur forebeareres has never ruled nigeria and never will till thy kingdom come.

You bastard of an edo who.re no wonder ur sisters import Toto to the entire world yes
we know una.

And please don’t come back with that “hippotatamause and Rawlings bla bla is really
Getting stale.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Valencia: Copa Del Rey Final (1 - 2) On 26th May 2019 by Swanzi(m): 9:40pm On May 25, 2019
Na so dstv reach useless..!?
Una dey increase subscription up n down common Copa dey Rey una no fit show nonsense angry
CrimeRe: Funny Precautions Nigerians Take To Avoid Being Kidnapped by Swanzi(m): 8:33pm On May 25, 2019
JasonScoolari:
For Jason Scoolari, a Social Commentator, the best precautionary measure I take while traveling to the South West (especially Ogun State) is to travel with a MADE IN GERMANY helmet and run away from any shrine around the vicinity.

I took this precautions on my last and final visit to Oyo state to rejoice with Seyi Makinde on his victory when the vehicle I entered somersault two times and onlookers started touching my skull in a bid to check the degree of the injury sustained. I could remember counting like 5 hefty men massaging my skull and the other one was speaking yoruba which our driver translated into English for me; "Egbon, this your head go make sense oh"
Chai

RomanceRe: Big-Sized Lady Twerks At Ghana Plus-Sized Ladies Dance Competition by Swanzi(m): 8:15pm On May 25, 2019
ogbonti:
thank you, you see our president is uselss, we agree, but your parents were saved from extinction by my dear country... that makes you my slave as long as you live because without that food we feed your father with between 1968 to 1973, there will be no YOU today. grin

Afrifa and Busia are turning in their graves right now that your cursed fingers dare type insults against Nigeria.
Mumu

Case closed grin grin

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