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Crime / Re: NSCDC Apprehends Five Girls, Brothel Owners Involved In Baby Factory Business by Swash042(m): 10:38pm On Oct 03, 2015
Wonders shall neva end o!


BTW I knw dis brothel, dat is located at d back of my alma mater sec. sch.
#semperfidelis
Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Swash042(m): 10:52am On Oct 03, 2015
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Crime / Re: Couple's Throats Cut As They Slept In Enugu by Swash042(m): 9:55pm On Sep 24, 2015
May their soul RIP. cry
Politics / Re: How Nigeria Lost The Opportunities Provided By The Civil War(photos) by Swash042(m): 3:43pm On Sep 23, 2015
Brb
Crime / Re: How An Okada Rider Lost His Motorcycle To A Con Man in front of my house by Swash042(m): 9:48pm On Sep 20, 2015
USAutoBuy:
One thing you guys should know is that before you blame the okada man, its possible he was jazzed. Most of these con-man go with ordinary hand

More than that, these okada riders are cheated and oppressed daily by the police so its very possible he fell for the trick because he said he is a police officer.

Imagine they seize the bike and ask him to settle for like N10k. That is more that a week's pay for most of these guys. So for the most parts they comply and swallow a lot of bullsh*t

Don't be quick to judge.
dnt mind dem , dey will neva really undastnd until dey experience it... Am once a victim of this kinda sh!t , happened on 20th april dis year, was tricked by a con boy not even a man. D boy collected my two phones worth of 40k in total . cry
Phones / Re: Hilarious But Perfect Response To A Scammer(pic) by Swash042(m): 9:22pm On Sep 19, 2015
yemstok:
hehehe 'Loyal Milk' indeed...where is Don Jazzy o! grin
op why u go dash mtn #4.00k cos dis scammer undecided
Politics / Re: Enugu, The Pride Of The East. by Swash042(m): 10:45pm On Sep 18, 2015
I rep 042 anywher and anytime...no place lyk home.

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Sports / Re: Mikel Obi A Father Of Twins? by Swash042(m): 2:51pm On Sep 18, 2015
Congrats to him!
Career / Re: Josephine, Airport woman who returned money gets her first salary (Photo) by Swash042(m): 5:56pm On Sep 14, 2015
Twas hia
Phones / Re: Mtn Introduces 2GB For N1000 Data Plan by Swash042(m): 5:48pm On Sep 14, 2015
Religion / Re: Pope Francis Declares Fornication No Longer A Sin by Swash042(m): 4:03pm On Sep 13, 2015
This thread should be in joke section not here. undecided
Health / Re: Sex And Masturbation May Hamper Ebola Eradication Efforts by Swash042(m): 11:09am On Sep 11, 2015
Hmm
Phones / Re: What Is The Worst Phone You've Ever Used Or Cant Recommend? by Swash042(m): 12:06am On Sep 10, 2015
Etisalat customized tecno m3 , dats was my my first andriod phone , d specs were fake. sold d fone after usin it for jus 5days. undecided

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Phones / Re: Android Porn App Takes Secret Photos Of Users by Swash042(m): 10:35pm On Sep 08, 2015
udemzyudex:
This article is not complete without the name of the app....
Adult player
Jokes Etc / Re: Why Do Nigerians Like Saying Things Twice? by Swash042(m): 1:55pm On Sep 08, 2015
In Don jazzy's voice "looku looku"
Nairaland / General / Re: About Nairaland, the Nigerian Forum. by Swash042(m): 7:14pm On Sep 06, 2015
Swash042 was here too! wink
Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Swash042(m): 4:22pm On Sep 05, 2015
Am d winner until u wickedly clicked d "like" button. tongue embarassed

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Phones / Re: Don’t Buy Cheap Android Phones From Popular Brands,here’s Why by Swash042(m): 2:55pm On Sep 05, 2015
This is a gospel truth.

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Romance / Re: Beware! Pornography Dulls The Brain, Kills Libido.... by Swash042(m): 2:53pm On Sep 05, 2015
Ok noted.
Phones / Re: Please, What exactly Do People Do With Their Iphones? by Swash042(m): 1:26pm On Sep 05, 2015
bettercreature:
i use idownloader to download music for free on my iphone,it works like you are using Nokia to download free music
i have over 700 tracks,most people just dont know how to use iphone
That idownloader is so on point!....
Travel / Re: Another Container Falls In Lagos This Morning (Photos) by Swash042(m): 11:52am On Sep 04, 2015
Again! lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Man Dies In His Room At Kubwa, FCT After Fun With 2 Prostitutes At Night (Photo) by Swash042(m): 11:48am On Sep 03, 2015
Dis Guy die on top matter.
Business / Re: MerryBet Punt For Pride IV by Swash042(m): 11:28am On Sep 03, 2015
femcruz:

BET WON!!!
TOTAL:= 5.5
Pls help quote my game.
Business / Re: MerryBet Punt For Pride IV by Swash042(m): 5:28am On Sep 03, 2015
Merrybet username : swash
Group: 05
No. Of slot : 2
Bet number: 52818684
You made this bet: 2015.09.03 05:03:16
Type of bet: Accumulator
Total betting amount: 200.00 NGN
Bonus: 63.40 NGN
Possible win: 1331.40 NGN
Won: 0.00

Soccer / Brazil / Brasilero Serie A

1 03.09.15 23:30 Santos FC SP - Chapecoense SC (1X2)
Tip :1
Odd: 1.45



Soccer / International / Euro Cup Qualification, Group A

2 03.09.15 19:45 Czech Republic - Kazakhstan (Under/Over 2,5 goals)
Tip: Over
Odd: 1.55


3 03.09.15 19:45 Turkey - Latvia
Tip : (1st half result)1
Odd: 1.55



Soccer / International / Euro Cup Qualification, Group H

4 03.09.15 19:45 Bulgaria - Norway
Tip: (Under/Over 1,5 goals) Over
Odd:1.40



Soccer / International / Euro Cup Qualification, Group B

5 03.09.15 19:45 Israel - Andorra
Tip: (Under/Over 2,5 goals) Over
odd:1.30

Total :6.34

Cc: puskin and Co.
Entertainment / Re: Frank Odega Goes From “gerrarrahia” To Latest Etisalat Ambassador by Swash042(m): 10:55pm On Sep 02, 2015
kodlins:



God bless you. Av been thinking where else av seen him.

Mr Okafor....
And bless u too! wink
Entertainment / Re: Frank Odega Goes From “gerrarrahia” To Latest Etisalat Ambassador by Swash042(m): 6:17pm On Sep 02, 2015
He even made a cameo appearance in Mi 's latest music video "bullion van"...tnks to social media. Congrats to Mr. okafor (clinic Matters)

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Sports / Re: 2015 Women's Afrobasket: D'Tigress On The March by Swash042(m): 5:49am On Sep 02, 2015
Good luck as dey march, Go mak us proud.
Celebrities / Re: Answer This Question Sincerely As Asked By Psquare (for couples) by Swash042(m): 5:30am On Sep 02, 2015
purest21:
This story's so lame unless they were never husband and wife.
ANALYSIS>><

They gave the man the gun to shoot the wife, he didn't and his punishment was reduced to just hot slap after threat of getting shot.
.. The wife now saw it that the robbers were just bluffing and yet she decided to pull the trigger. Was she scared of hot slap that she rather shot the man than be slapped as well OR
... Did the thieves later amend the threat to shooting both of them if she did not shoot the man? because that's only the possible scenario the real fear could grip her

PSquare I no get answer for your little fiction sorry :-D
Exactly my thought.
Education / Re: A Dozen Words That Even The Most Educated Nigerians Use Or Interpret Wrongly by Swash042(m): 7:16pm On Sep 01, 2015
Interesting and educative thread... More of dis on FTC...





BTW I wan barber my hair 2moro. grin
Career / Re: MTN, Etisalat And Glo: How They Pay Their Workers - www.NigerianBulletin.com by Swash042(m): 6:49pm On Sep 01, 2015
Ok seen....next pls
Investment / Re: Dangote meets Mugabe on investment approval (PHOtO) by Swash042(m): 5:38pm On Sep 01, 2015
Kk

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