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Romance › Re: My Hand Mistakingly Touched His Zip by SWATMan: 8:13pm On Apr 05, 2023
Preciousgirl:
My hand mistakingly touched the zip of my male colleague at work. It hit his thing, it felt small

And surprisingly he smiled

Does that mean he is into me?
You nothing but a shameless GOMER. Go find out the meaning. Keep disrespecting your marriage.
Family › Re: What's The Best Punishment To Give Your Wife? by SWATMan: 6:02pm On Apr 05, 2023
wunmi590:
Brotherly, never allow deveìl to push you to that extent, when you are angry or she says something you don't like, just walk away, don't mind all these alpha males that will tell you to teach her lesson, that you re the head of the house...

If anything bad happen, they won't be there to help you...

Is either you walk away, or go to your private room, calm yourself and believe me, once you do this twice, she will caution herself and behave well...
You have not met the troublesome ones I bet you.
Politics › Re: Ikwerre Vs Yoruba Reactiom After The Civil War. by SWATMan: 5:56pm On Apr 05, 2023
UCyril:
Trash
Bullcrap!
Politics › Re: Woman Narrates How Peter Obi Intervened When She Was About To Miss Her Flight by SWATMan: 12:15pm On Apr 05, 2023
OmotolaBoy:
Peter The Rock!
Doing uncommon things.
Politics › Re: Datti Is More Intellectually Sound Than Peter Obi by SWATMan: 9:36am On Apr 05, 2023
helinues:
I have watched both of them interviews severally and I can conclude that Datti is more intellectually sharp than Obi.

Obi has engaged in so many discussions he had no clue about and when asked question, instead of him to admit he doesn't know, he would rather shift the goal post saying they are misquoting him.

Thank Goodness Nigerians dodged Obi's bullet
At least he is better than your BAT who is going about with a woman's certificate. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: The 1997 Diya Coup by SWATMan: 8:19am On Apr 05, 2023
Not even Generalfeldmarschall Friedrich Paulus did what he did at Stalingrad. So shameful.
Politics › Re: Nigeria More Divided Than Civil War Era – Sanusi by SWATMan: 8:13am On Apr 05, 2023
Lemos14:
This country is beyond redemption
Was it ever one? Would it ever be one? Ofcourse not. Sometimes one begins to wonder if the kind of food we eat affects our faculty's. So sad the kinds of beasts in human skins occupying this space called Nigger-Area as Lugard named it.
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attacked My Friend's Father In Ogun (Graphic Photos) by SWATMan: 4:00am On Apr 05, 2023
TheFacelessMan:
If God didn't create you with intelligence.... you can at least have some empathy or decorum.

This poor man might or might be an APC supporter. Does it mean you should delight in his misfortune?

Some of you here are cursed.
They are not cursed. The level of tribalism on this forum is unbelievable. Yorubas are worst when it comes to lacking in any form of empathy when the issue concerns Igbos,t except you are new or pretending not to know what goes on here.
Politics › Re: 2023: Buhari Delivered His Promise On Credible Polls – Lai Mohammed by SWATMan: 7:10pm On Apr 04, 2023
gly:
Thanks @SWatman. This shows some level of thinking of some of us in NAIRALAND is comparable to that of embryos in their last trimester of gestation of human. They are myopic in thinking and you Will hace to help them dig into fact as you have just done and at the end they will see that they have made a big fool out of themselves. Thanks once more for the extra mile. God bless you.
Thanks and God bless you too.
Politics › Re: "I'm Presently In Court" — Peter Obi Breaks Silence On Treason Statement By FG by SWATMan: 4:40pm On Apr 04, 2023
Psalm 34:19
Many are the afflictions of the righteous; But Jehovah delivereth him out of them all.
Politics › Re: 2023: Buhari Delivered His Promise On Credible Polls – Lai Mohammed by SWATMan: 12:23pm On Apr 04, 2023
Jones4190:
Peter Obi didn't tweet to welcome Muslims to the month of Ramadan

Peter Obi didn't congratulate Anthony Joshua for his victory yesterday

But today, Peter Congratulated one miss Chinalurumogu Eze for winning the 2023 Future Creative Leaders Academy (FCLA) Prize

Shameless B!got
Aa seen on twitters.

@PeterObi
During this very sombre time in our nation’s political history, I would like to enjoin our Muslim brothers and sisters as you begin the one month fasting, praying, and alms-giving during this holy month of Ramadan.
Politics › Re: While Nigeria Sinks In $103bn Debt: Wike & Fayose Sips Away £10K Whiskey. by SWATMan: 5:17am On Apr 04, 2023
Pinkybae:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk5qSQYng8o

Watch the video to understand the depth of Nigerian economic quagmire.

If you're from the SW and SS and you're not sitting on that table with them and still supporting these old order politicians, you need to take a long look in the mirror. And while doing that, you need a long soul search😡

All you do is standing on the sideline cheering them as they drink away your future and sipping into family into trans- generational poverty.

The $103bn loan is another gaslighting. Nigeria is owing N77Tn and approximately $160Bn.

You, your children and grandchildren are going to pay back that loans that ended up in their pocket/ offshore bank accounts.

The debt that wasn't used to better your life.

And you still support PDAPC??
They won't listen.
Politics › Re: ‘yes Daddy’, Kano Rep Mimics Obi After Meeting Kwankwaso by SWATMan: 8:59pm On Apr 02, 2023
Massiveglory:
We know Peter obi.
We know his history.
We know his background
We know what he stands for .

Who really knows tinubu?
Who knows his history?
Who knows his background?
Up till date, no one in the world really knows Tinubu.

Name is questionable
Background is questionable
Age is questionable
The real sex gender of the name " bola Tinubu" is questionable
Education/ Degree is questionable.
Source of wealth is questionable .
Personality is questionable.
Life as a whole is questionable.

Upon all these abnormalies and embrassments , he comes up with a muslim-muslim ticket in a country as porous as Nigeria.
His drug case is now a front burner issue worldwide and in s bid to push back, he is pushing out lies and fake stuffs on PODATTI and some people are concluding.

IS THIS WHAT NIGERIA WANTS ?
IS NIGERIA UNDER A SIEGE?

PODATTI crime is that he goes to court test the process that selected tinubu and to reclaim the mandate rightly given to him by Nigerians.
These APC guys are very cheeky grin
Building a mountain out of a mole hill. What is legally or morally wrong in the said audio if I may ask? These same people see nothing wrong in PMB institutionalizing Islam as a state religion by employing selekzia when appointing officials, based on his Fula tribe and religion. The fact that they have nothing concrete against PO is driving them really crazy ; leading to all these brouhaha. As stupid as they are they see nothing wrong in BAT choosing a muslim deputy in other to get Muslim votes, but see everything wrong in every step Obi makes in canvasing for christian votes. Nigeria is filled with Idiots and tribesmen. All these are ingredients that will crumble this union someday.
Politics › Re: APC’s Propaganda Machine Can’t Stop Us From Reclaiming Mandate – Obi by SWATMan: 8:29pm On Apr 02, 2023
DesChyko:
…says fake audio conversation with Oyedepo product of party’s endless forgeries


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/04/apcs-propaganda-machine-cant-stop-our-mandate-purist-obi/

Recall that Festus Keyamo assured Nigerians his party will unleash streams of propaganda if that's what it takes to protect Asiwaju's mandate. See video below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0NPolC76Dk
Well said.
Politics › Re: "I Will Confess"—Peoples Gazette's Journalist Behind Obi&Oyedepo Fake News Says by SWATMan: 11:35pm On Apr 01, 2023
Kingsmeal:
The journalist behind the "exclusive" story by People's Gazette, an online tabloid, has finally said he will confess on the reason behind the story he wrote on Obi and Bishop Oyedepo, after the purported leaked audio was bursted as fake news.

The journalist identified as Ayoola Babalola, in the so called exclusive story, said that Peter Obi called on Bishop Oyedepo on the eve to the Presidential Election to help him canvas for votes from Christians in the SW and NC part of Nigeria.

Ayoola, in the story, also said that Peter Obi tried to play the religious card a day to the election.

However, a supposed leaked audio clip which was uploaded to back up the story, has be found out to be a heavily doctored audio using Artificial Intelligence.

In the said leaked audio, Obi responded the said Bishop Oyedepo that he was in Onitsha as would be voting in Onitsha.

A quick check on the internet, revealed that Mr. Peter Obi was in Agulu, his hometown in Anambra state on the eve of election and equally votes with his wife in Agulu, instead of the said Onitsha in the leaked audio.

Following the heat of the expose, the journalist behind the story has come out to say that he will confess.

Replying a Twitter followed who called him out for publishing a fake news, Ayoola made the tweet below.


https://twitter.com/ayoolababalola_/status/1642217170535890952?t=bI9AwYlSolDAWKTLheuh5g&s=19[/quote]Faky faky news I thought some sophisticated poos said that fake new is synonymous with IPOB. His type are the those Apostle Paul referred to as the Beasts of Ephesus.
Politics › Re: Eze Fredrick Nwajagu Arrested For Threatening To Invite IPOB To Lagos by SWATMan: 1:13pm On Apr 01, 2023
7upnigeria:
IPOB will be taken care of in Lagos, I CAN GIVE YOU 200% ASSURANCE but 100% of Igbo businesses will go down. There will be too many justifications to close down their businesses or make them sell the shops for cheap. Go and google what the uk did to businesses of Russians when russia started the Ukraine war, I know what to do to get igbos out of yorubaland. How much more OUR LEADERS IN YORUBALAND, I'm sure they're already planning how to handle the fools called IGBO.
Noise maker easier said than done. When it begins you will be the first to scamper for safety.
Oloshi.
Politics › Re: Eze Fredrick Nwajagu Arrested For Threatening To Invite IPOB To Lagos by SWATMan: 10:55am On Apr 01, 2023
JohnnA1:
Good.

Revoke the C of O of the terrorists property, and charge him accordingly; after which he should be deported to his region after serving his sentence.

A decree must be passed that no traditional title is allowed in the SW; only our OBAS are recognised as traditional rulers in Yorubaland.

Lagos (and other SW states) is NOT IGBOLAND. If you are not comfortable in Yorubaland, please go back to your region.

Yorubas will not fold arms and allow erratic, chaotic and delusional elements on our land as it is in Igboland.

O da bo!
Olodo Rabata!
You got no shame. Are they not Nigerians anymore? As far as myopic oafs like you who do not understand the term 'One Nigeria' litter the social space calling for Igbos to return to their region, the more you give out yourselves as ignoramus, empty brain lacking in content; tribal bigot. You pushed a man to the wall and expect him to fold his arm?
Politics › Re: Eze Fredrick Nwajagu Arrested For Threatening To Invite IPOB To Lagos by SWATMan: 10:42am On Apr 01, 2023
seanfer:
One goat has been tamed, you're next.
Because he spoke Abi? Suppose IPOB are already in Lagos without anyone being aware what would you do?
Politics › Re: Obi Supporter Removed From Plane. Shouting Obidients Obidients. Video by SWATMan: 5:55am On Apr 01, 2023
StOla:
They are totally insane and irrational.

The SouthWest outside Lagos did not vote for Obi.

The NorthWest does not even know any politician called Obi, talkless of voting such.

The NorthEast does not even know Obi.

The MiddleBelt was won by Tinubu in 4 out of 6 states.

Even Benue with a PDP Government and Governor who pledged to work for Obi, was still won by Tinubu.

So what exactly is making Obi deluded that he won a national election with Igbo votes and some SouthSouth support?

The same Obi who always set himself up as an Igbo regionalist even when he was Governor.

The guy is sick upstairs.
Don't worry very soon you will realize that he's not sick. grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu And Femi Gbajabiamila Taking A Stroll In Paris, France (Video) by SWATMan: 5:53am On Apr 01, 2023
herkeem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsrZsrFyGDc


The President-elect, @officialABAT
taking a stroll on the streets of Paris this evening (about an hour ago) with Speaker of the House of Representatives, Rt. Hon. Femi Gbajabiamila.


Nlfpmod mynd44 Seun lalasticlala
They have started again.
Politics › Re: Pro-Tinubu Supporters Obtain Permit To Rally In Washington DC by SWATMan: 10:02pm On Mar 31, 2023
LegendHero:
Nigerians in USA have obtained permit to demonstrate against anti-democratic elements who want to overturn the 2023 presidential election.

In the permit shared, the pro-Tinubu supporters want president Joe Biden to support Nigeria for easy transition to democratically elected president-elect Tinubu.

—Venue: 5537 Ruxton Dr, Lanham, Maryland, 20706.

—Expected participants: 100.

—Date: 04/03/2023

—Time: 12pm ET.

CC: Mynd44
Now they are not miscreants as your fellow tribesmen have been shouting all over the internet kwo?
Hipocrite. T
Politics › Re: Suspension: Ayu Heads To Court As PDP Appoints Acting Chair by SWATMan: 9:48am On Mar 30, 2023
Afamed:
PDP, party of IP+OB
Empty brain.
Politics › Re: Panic As Nigerians Storm Defence Hqs, Beg The Military To Seize Power & Stop Tin by SWATMan: 7:23pm On Mar 29, 2023
yarimo:
Some group of IPOB terrorists not Nigerians
And the military did not shoot the terrorists? 😄😄🤣
Politics › Re: Panic As Nigerians Storm Defence Hqs, Beg The Military To Seize Power & Stop Tin by SWATMan: 7:19pm On Mar 29, 2023
Christistruth03:
Exactly

Peter Obi is going back to Anambra

Somebody who didn't even come second
But the guy in Owerri came fourth and is the current governor yet you didn't see anything wrong in that because it favored APC. What goes round comes around.
Politics › Re: Petition To Ban Peter Obi For Inciting Religious Crises In Nigeria by SWATMan: 6:33pm On Mar 28, 2023
Johnjustice:
Peter Obi saw what divisive rhetoric did in Rwanda, saw it in Iraq and other such lands engulfed by war. Peter Obi is discriminating against Muslims, pitching Christians and Muslims into a civil crises. UN charter recognizes freedom of religion and association. Peter Obi must be given travel ban for inciting discrimination based on religious grounds.
GTFOOH!
Tribal oaf.
Politics › Re: Where Igbos Truly Part Of Buhari's 5 Percent ? by SWATMan: 7:17am On Mar 28, 2023
EmeeNaka:
Nonsense
Babanla nonsense.
Politics › Re: Igbos Living In Lagos Are Lagosians, United Kingdom Insists by SWATMan: 11:41am On Mar 27, 2023
mcmurphy132:
This UK Sabi whyne Igbo. Na so them they whyne Nnamdi kanu.. fir there benefits
They are not whinnying anybody but rather seeing that many westerners are uncivilized and dysfunctional lots . When Nnana called some of them sophisticated morons, they called for his head; today he has been vindicated.
Politics › Re: Sowore Slam Obasanjo Over Igbophobia Comment, Accuses Him Of Hypocrisy by SWATMan: 11:22am On Mar 27, 2023
Eniitankorede:
Stop talking nonsense!!! All the igbos in Jonathan government, what good did they bring to Nigeria?. Not even a second Niger bridge which they so desperately needed for their people. Deziani stole our wealth and ran away to UK claiming to have cancer. All the igbos in electricity commission, including Peter Obi collected bribes from contractors and plunged the nation into more darkness. And you are here talking nonsense.
Bigot.

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