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Politics › Re: Uju Kennedy: National Assembly Victimising Me For Refusing To Sign Dubious by SWATMan: 1:40pm On Jul 22, 2024
[quote author= post=131086169]Can you just imagine what these criminals are doing?
Brutal deaths to all corrupt politicians in Nigeria,
Including their supporters.[/quote]Worse things happened during previous admins in this country. This is exactly why we are were we are today.
Politics › Re: We Don't Want Muslim-Muslim Ticket Again - Northerners Tell Tinubu To Resign by SWATMan: 10:27pm On Jul 21, 2024
helinues:
Smiles

We no go even do as if say we see am.. Kidney is allowed

Aggrieved ones are allowed to throw tantrums
So you now know those who are bent on protesting?
Olodo.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Danger To The World, A Liar – Soyinka by SWATMan: 11:13am On Jul 20, 2024
[quote author=Zxcvbnmghtr post=131049716] JD Vance said even worse, but once offered the opportunity to be his running mate he didn't hesitate. Even the moniker below me will change mouth if Tinubu offers him a job to be his Personal Assistant P.A. Na that time una go dey hear "it's an opportunity to serve Nigeria".[/quote

If Soyinka actually said that, then he is an irredeemable idiot. Is he wiser than the American electorates? You have a worse candidate here but never deemed it necessary to condemn him because of tribalism, but you have the audacity to condemn someone who doesn't even know about your existence.
Rubbish.
Politics › Re: Northern Youths Notify Police Command About Planned Protest. by SWATMan: 6:50am On Jul 19, 2024
helinues:
How come na those who claimed they are not interested in the protest have been circulating this on social media.

Hahaha, which kind of reverse psychology be that?
Please define the bolded?
Politics › Re: Ndume: Akpabio Has Reduced Senate To FG Parastatal — Salihu Lukman by SWATMan: 5:58am On Jul 19, 2024
SmartPolician:
If clipping the wings of these northern politicians will make them understand that Nigeria belongs to us all, Tinubu and Akpabio have my full support. We have to rid them of their born to rule mentality.
Turning it into a parastatal is even no where the damage Ahmed Lawan did to the senate. He is hipocrite.
Family › Re: Guys What Should I Do About My Fiance. I Need Advice From Married People Please. by SWATMan: 1:01pm On Jul 18, 2024
Ethanuella:
RUN!!!
You said it all
Politics › Re: No Protest Will Hold In Southwest, Tinubu Not A Failure – Joe Igbokwe by SWATMan: 11:31am On Jul 18, 2024
dododawa1:
A chieftain of the All Progressives Congress, APC, in Lagos State, Joe Igbokwe, has downplayed the possibility of a protest in the Southwest against President Bola Tinubu.

This was as Igbokwe said some states in the Southeast and Southsouth will also not join any protest against Tinubu.

The APC chieftain stated this while noting that President Tinubu is not a failure.


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NEWSNo protest will hold in Southwest, Tinubu not a failure – Joe IgbokwePublished on July 18, 2024By Seun Opejobi


A chieftain of the All Progressives Congress, APC, in Lagos State, Joe Igbokwe, has downplayed the possibility of a protest in the Southwest against President Bola Tinubu.


This was as Igbokwe said some states in the Southeast and Southsouth will also not join any protest against Tinubu.

The APC chieftain stated this while noting that President Tinubu is not a failure.

Posting on his Facebook page, Igbokwe urged Nigerians to support Tinubu because his plans would make Nigeria great.

According to him, “Believe me: This man has great plan for Nigeria. All he needs from us is our undiluted and unflinching support, trust him, encourage him, pray for him.

“Let no one expect any protest in the South West for obvious reasons: PBAT is not a failure.

“I know that some states in South South and South East may not join too. Those who want to protest should avoid Lagos for obvious reasons.”

DAILY POST had reported that activist, Omoyele Sowore had called for a massive protest against the Nigerian government in August over the hardship in the country.

However, as part of efforts to tackle the hardship and hunger, the Nigerian government had rolled out measures to tackle food insecurity within 150 days.

The measures, announced by the Minister of Agriculture and Food Security, Abubakar Kyari included a 150-Day Duty-Free Import Window for food commodities.
Onye ara.
Science/Technology › Re: Scientists Find Underground Cave On Moon by SWATMan: 9:59pm On Jul 15, 2024
You will never find Hellinues and his ilks in this section grin
Awon Bateria.
Politics › Re: Eedris: Those Who Don't Criticize Tinubu But Criticize My Song Are Happy Slaves by SWATMan: 5:30am On Jun 22, 2024
ElSudani:
Dumb mediocre musician. Who said you cannot criticize Tinubu? But you lied big time when you said Ibos are being discriminated against. Where is your evidence?
I bet you are trying to do Simon Ekpa on them again by pandering to their sentiments.
Happy slave grin
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Criticizes Oby Ezekwesili, Peter Obi, And Alex Otti by SWATMan: 4:11am On May 31, 2024
Watianoengineer:
Nigerians really dodged a bullet by not electing Peter Obi. He appears to be a sectional hypocritical human who can chastise other regions and keep quiet when his people are committing violence against the Nigerian state.


May God bless president Bola Tinubu and give him strength to fulfill his renewed hope agenda.

Biafra is dead and buried. Never again shall any group or individuals hold the Nigerian state to ransom.
Unity beggar.
Politics › Re: Reply To Jaafar Jaafar On Demolition Of Alaba Rago Market By Fellow Northerner by SWATMan: 12:20pm On May 29, 2024
ArewaHouse:
I am deeply concerned by Jaafar Jaafar's recent commentary regarding the demolition of Alaba Rago Market by the Lagos State government. His narrative appears to distort facts, potentially leading to emotional manipulation of individuals from the northern regions, suggesting an adversarial stance by the Lagos State government against their interests and enterprises.

Let's recognize that the demolition of Alaba Rago Market was conducted in collaboration with various market stakeholders, including the Hausa community, with the objective of facilitating a comprehensive overhaul and modernization, thereby enhancing the commercial landscape for all patrons, regardless of ethnic affiliation.

It would be pertinent for Jaafar to recall instances such as the directive from his political godfather, Governor Abba Yusuf of Kano State, who initiated significant demolitions of properties, reportedly motivated by political reprisals against the previous administration.

Firstly, Jaafar fails to acknowledge that the Kano State Government, led by the executive governor, has also conducted demolitions in the past. If he is genuinely concerned about demolitions affecting Northern communities, his criticism should extend to all instances, regardless of the geographical location or the political affiliation of the governing body.

Secondly, Jaafar's attempt to draw parallels between the demolition in Lagos and the events in Kano is misguided. The issues surrounding the Kano emirate saga involve cultural, historical, and political significance unique to the region. Comparing it to a local demolition in Lagos oversimplifies complex matters and detracts from meaningful discourse.

Jaafar's assertion that Northern leaders are solely focused on the Kano emirate saga while ignoring the plight of their constituents in Lagos is unfounded. It's unfair to assume their silence on one matter implies neglect or ulterior motives.

We shouldn't let ethnic bigotry blind us from truth.


Rasheed Yola
Tech and Geopolitics Commentator
Rasheed Yola?

grin grin grin
Travel › Re: Ghastly Accident My Mum Survived From In Nsukka Enugu State by SWATMan: 5:37am On May 20, 2024
alfredo4u:
It happened on Saturday by 2pm immediately after the check point in front of Maduka University Nsukka Enugu after driving from Abuja...

The whole Seven 7 passengers and driver came out alive only My Mum had a little injury in her elbow...

Guys help me and thank God....It can only be God
Thanks be to God for sparing theit lives.
Romance › Re: How Do I Cope With Cheating Husband? by SWATMan: 12:43am On May 17, 2024
Calvary247:
My husband cheats alot.
I tried communicating with him to consider my emotional and psychological well-being but he didn't really take kin interest. I have wanted to cheat back but thinking of it disgusts me. Just help with a piece of advice that will help me.
But i thought they said that women love men who cheat? I read it in a post online and felt it was true. One lady even said that it's better to have a cheating husband who pays the bill than to have faithful one who shares the bill. If i may ask how long have you been married?
Foreign Affairs › Re: IDF Reveals Hamas Terrorists Use UN Vehicles, UNRWA Compound As Cover In Rafah by SWATMan: 10:46am On May 16, 2024
AbuTwins:
Anything Israel shit out from their mouth just swallow am like that!

Anyone Israel kills is a terrorist!

Israel is your god o!

It's only a matter of time as your god go soon die!
Even after watching the video you are still talking like a dimwit? You are irredeemable.
Politics › Re: Senate Approves Death Penalty For Drug Traffickers by SWATMan: 11:07am On May 10, 2024
LegendHero:
Ojuku escaped too before his death. How I wish they can wake him and try him again for drug trafficking offense.

Then after that, hang him again.
Olodo every comment on BAT draws you out of your T-shell. Check his previous post before making stupid response. To you he must be an Igboman for daring to make a scathing remark
Illiterates everywhere, coward.
Food › Re: Harsh Economy: Cut Yams On Sale At Food Markets by SWATMan: 12:34pm On May 06, 2024
MyVILLAGEpeople:
How did this country even descend this low in the first place ?? Nawa

Never been this bad lipsrsealed
That's okay.
Do you know they now sell tiny immature yam seedlings in the market. I thought it was cocoyam when i saw cluster of people around a trader until i got closer to behold what usually used to be thrown away after harvest, or given to farm animals has found it's way into people's menu. grin May God help us.
Crime › Re: Security Guard Frees Generator Thieves In Anambra Over N5000 Bribe (Video) by SWATMan: 9:37pm On May 05, 2024
Tjra:
Obidientts again?

I am not suprised. Na their way.

Eluup 76, Eluup 77... Obi Nwanne
And you failed to comment about your kinsmen who killed their cousin and friends for rituals on the other thread ebimkpami bigot.
Politics › Re: EFCC Denies Releasing List Of Ex-Governors Under Investigation by SWATMan: 9:27pm On May 05, 2024
treesun:
https://punchng.com/efcc-denies-releasing-list-of-ex-govs-under-investigation/
A sacred cow's name was mistakingly included in the list. grin grin grin.
We all know that all the names listed there at at one time or the were facing trial for economic malfeasance with the exception of Joshua Dariye who was granted state pardon for some inexplicable reason. So even if they debunk the list, it makes no meaning. Na our way.
Crime › Re: How I Killed My Cousin, Friend & 3 Others For Rituals – Ondo Fruit Seller by SWATMan: 3:08pm On May 05, 2024
Curious345:
A 39-year-old fruit seller, Dolapo Babalola, has narrated to the police that he used to kill some of his victims whenever they recognised him by dragging their motorcycles with them and cutting parts of their bodies for ritual purposes.

Babalola was arrested and paraded alongside his herbalists, accomplices, and other 16 criminal suspects at the state police headquarters in Akure, the state capital.

Babalola who said he killed his intimate friend and snatched his motorcycle at Oke-Igbo, in the Ile-Oluji/Okeigbo local government area of the state, also confessed to have killed five persons including his cousin.

Narrating how he used to kill his victims, the suspect said, “Whenever they recognise me, I will drag and kill them and their motorcycles with a stick and cut parts of their bodies for rituals.”

While disclosing that he had been in the trade since 2021, Babalola revealed that they carry out their operations within the town and neighbouring states.

According to him, ”I have killed five people including my cousin and my friend, and snatched their motorcycles. I killed Opeyemi who is my friend, and sold the motorcycle to a man in Ibadan called Taoheed. I do not sell human parts, but I took part of one of my victims’ bodies to an herbalist in Ondo who promised to give me an Ifa Oracle.

“At the point where we snatched motorcycles, anyone who struggled with me in the process got hit on the head with a fat stone and a stick.”

Another suspect, Quadri Lawal and his cohorts confessed that he cut off one of his victim’s heads into two, one part for his colleague, and kept the other for ritual purposes.

The 35-year-old man while recounting the events, said, “While hunting in the bush, I stumbled upon the lifeless body of a woman, which I then informed Oluawo about.”

He continued, “Oluawo requested that I extract certain body parts, which I complied with by cutting off a portion of the human head. One part was kept in my residence, while the other was handed over to Oluawo as requested.”

Lawal further said they used and turned the head into black soap for people, for different purposes mainly for money making.

He said, “We used to cut human parts on demand by some people ‘big men’ and we use them for black soap making. “

Parading the suspects, the Ondo State Commissioner of Police, Abayomi Oladapo, disclosed that other arrested criminal suspects were those involved in the kidnapping at Ofosu in Idanre, those who killed one Evangelist Opeyemi Oyelakin and two herbalists who cut human parts for money ritual purposes.
He said, “Sequel to the arrest of one Babalola Dolapo Daniel who led police detectives to a shallow grave at Oke-Igbo where the corpse of Opeyemi Oyelakin, a commercial motorcyclist was exhumed, other suspects have been arrested in connection with the case.

”Further investigation revealed that the suspect had killed four persons in various locations and stole their motorcycles.

“In April 2023, he killed a motorcyclist in Kabba, Kogi State and Ife, along Ilesha Road in Osun State, removed some parts from the corpse for rituals.

“In June 2023, he killed another motorcyclist at Ondo town and dumped the corpse in a farm at Oboto bush along Bolorunduro road, Ondo town while in October 2023, the suspect and one Sikiru Mutiu aka S.K. deceived his childhood friend by name, Joel Olagoke to take them with his motorcycle to a location where he was killed, his body dismembered and handed to herbalists; Mujeeb Lawal and Shina Ojo who are both in police custody, for rituals.

“The duo of Abiola Olatunji Toheeb and Ayegbajeje Micheal who are receivers of stolen items and one Oyediran Waheed Olaitan who helps in the production of fake documents to aid the selling of the stolen motorcycles have been arrested.

“Seven motorcycles have been retrieved from the receivers while one suspect is still at large,” he said.

In the same vein, the Commissioner of Police said the Command has also arrested a suspected assassin who affirmed to have killed over 500 people, and that he was paid to kill the owner of a pure water factory.

“On April 18, 2024, at about 7pm, a case of threat to life and demanding money was reported to the police. The complainant stated that she received a call from a strange number and the caller introduced himself as an as
How I Killed My Cousin, 4 Others For Rituals –

A 39-year-old fruit seller, Dolapo Babalola, has narrated to the police that he used to kill some of his victims whenever they recognised him by dragging their motorcycles with them and cutting parts of their bodies for ritual purposes.

Babalola was arrested and paraded alongside his herbalists, accomplices, and other 16 criminal suspects at the state police headquarters in Akure, the state capital.

Babalola who said he killed his intimate friend and snatched his motorcycle at Oke-Igbo, in the Ile-Oluji/Okeigbo local government area of the state, also confessed to have killed five persons including his cousin.

Narrating how he used to kill his victims, the suspect said, “Whenever they recognise me, I will drag and kill them and their motorcycles with a stick and cut parts of their bodies for rituals.”

While disclosing that he had been in the trade since 2021, Babalola revealed that they carry out their operations within the town and neighbouring states.

According to him, ”I have killed five people including my cousin and my friend, and snatched their motorcycles. I killed Opeyemi who is my friend, and sold the motorcycle to a man in Ibadan called Taoheed. I do not sell human parts, but I took part of one of my victims’ bodies to an herbalist in Ondo who promised to give me an Ifa Oracle.





In the same vein, the Commissioner of Police said the Command has also arrested a suspected assassin who affirmed to have killed over 500 people, and that he was paid to kill the owner of a pure water factory.

“On April 18, 2024, at about 7pm, a case of threat to life and demanding money was reported to the police. The complainant stated that she received a call from a strange number and the caller introduced himself as an assassin.

”He demanded that a certain amount be paid to an account or the complainant will be executed.

“Out of fear, the victim sent the sum of ₦110,000 to the account forwarded to her, and through technical assistance one Adetokunbo Adesina was arrested. The suspect claimed he extorted the victim because she refused to employ him in her pure water factory,” CP Oladapo narrated.

https://leadership.ng/how-i-killed-my-cousin-4-others-for-rituals-fruit-seller
These guys are archaic. Where's the so called sophistication? Sharing the same space with these urchins, is like finding oneself in the midst of a pack of hyenas. What's worse than an entrenched value system that looks normal to those who take pleasure in abusing other tribes for something worse than a bursted jaw?
Shame on them.
Politics › Re: Ohanaeze Ndigbo Condemns Demolition Of Properties Worth N11 Billion By FCT Admin by SWATMan: 4:27pm On May 04, 2024
LegendHero:
That’s why no Igbo is on the top 10 richest.

Even the 1965 Time magazine richest Nigerian list was dominated by the Yorubas so we all know who is rich in real life and who is rich on “social media”.

Iwanyawu the peeg won’t be the one to tell us the rich and poor, we know that ourselves.
Liar.
Where did the 'magazine' mention the names of the yorubas as you claimed?
Deranged bigot.
Politics › Re: See The Supposedly $200m Landmark Beach Investment That Got Demolished by SWATMan: 12:28pm On May 02, 2024
Nightwolf1:
Idiot wey no get shishi and rely on propaganda stipend worth 15k per month to cater for his miserable life says 200 million dollars investment is supposedly.

Make him show us the one wey him papa get for comparative analysis. No be by cho cho cho cheesy cheesy
..
.


He's a dirty tribalist and has never disappointed me for once.
Culture › Re: Biracial: What Could Be The Reason For Fair Complexion Among The Igbos? by SWATMan: 5:21pm On Apr 29, 2024
ElSudani:
There are some fair skinned Ibos. But the majority are dark skinned like Oby Ezekwesili.
The OP is mentally enslaved thinking lighter skin means better!
What a shame.
Omo pupa o! Omo pupa lemi fe, omo pupa o!............... ; grin grin grin

That music was from your kinsman in the late sixties, you now know better who should be ashamed.
Politics › Re: Price Hike: Ondo Monarch Bans Forced Association Membership On Traders by SWATMan: 2:29pm On Apr 28, 2024
jmoore:
How will it be implemented?
He doesn't even have such powers and yet some people are hailing him out of absolute ignorance grin forgetting that we do not run a constitutional monarchy.
Politics › Re: Nigeria, not yet ripe For State Police - IGP Egbetokun by SWATMan: 1:21pm On Apr 22, 2024
Hand of Esau, voice of Jacob. With state police, 2027 would be a herculean task for some people. With the amount of political power concentrated at the centre, it will take only a person in the mould of Nelson Mandela to allow a review of the constitution that would whittle down his power. They branded the northern political keaders as being archaic who enjoy primitive accumulation of power. Hipocrites claiming NADECO.
Crime › Re: Three-Month-Old Baby Abandoned In Lagos (Photo) by SWATMan: 8:35am On Apr 22, 2024
haybhi1:
If your people have not come online a day and utter gibberish, as an evidence of generational unintelligence, displaying their mistaken existence; their day would be marked by gloom.
Them take am do una ni?

Who isn't aware every single hotel in housed largely by your people? Just yesterday, I and my guys went to have a nice time at GRA, saw one girl, she said she's Onyinye, after a few talks she introduced her price, I quickly picked I was wrong thinking she was responsible. Talked to another, she said she's Chioma, at a different time, around but elsewhere, she introduced her price too, I promised to call her, and deleted her contact afterwards. Imagine how distant Ilorin is from the east and these shameless people still transported their rubbish down here. Well, those Alhajis parronize them sha.

They'll have one unwanted preg now, born and abandon the innocent baby, he/she'll grow and start typing rubbish like this dolt I quoted, unless fate favours him/her. Well, them say dem dey make bastard money anyway.

My anger is, you'll set out your day/week, hoping to join issues with no one; online or offline. But the moment you come online, you'll see one dumbo, Obirodent, brain-proof dolt from the SE that will come forth with a derogatory remark to your tribe, and when you're not a bastardd, you'll be worked up to reply—to show they have no monopoly of uncouthness, at least.

Ask them what they gain putting down others, with derogatory or snide remarks, nothing more than just a moment of laughter. Poor inferiority-complex subhumans. If I didn't have a few of them as friends irl, I'd almost generalize.
Your long epistle to malign a tribe just because of this post, not only exposed you as an ethnic bigot full of latent hate, but a blithering dimwit.
Take a break kerb crawler.
Properties › Re: Lagos Govt List All The Illegal Estate Developments To Be Pulled Down In Epe Axi by SWATMan: 1:53am On Apr 22, 2024
Moroccoguy:
The Lagos State Government has taken decisive action against illegal estate developments in the Epe corridor of the state. Dr. Oluyinka Olumide, the Commissioner for Physical Planning and Urban Development, led a special joint exercise to the area, covering locations such as Alaro City, Okorisan, Igbodu, Molajoye, Shaala, Ketu, and Epe.

During the exercise, notices were served on estate developments including Patriot Bay Estate, Smart City Estate, The Legend, and Hilton Royal Garden, among others. Dr. Olumide emphasized that developers must obtain layout approval, planning permit, and fencing permit before commencing any estate development.

These requirements are essential for creating an organized, livable, and sustainable built environment. Layout approval ensures proper arrangement of the estate and allows for the provision of necessary services and infrastructure.

Planning permits address the planning requirements for individual plots within the estate. Dr. Olumide urged property up-takers and buyers to be cautious when investing in estates without approval to avoid unnecessary embarrassment and potential demolition of their property.


To assist developers and buyers, the Ministry of Physical Planning and Urban Development provides a planning information service. This service offers information on approvable developments, zoning arrangements, and approval orders for specific locations.

The ministry’s staff is also available to guide developers through the necessary processes. Mr. Oluwole Sotire, the Permanent Secretary of the Office of Physical Planning, emphasized the importance of obtaining all required approvals before starting any project.

Additionally, property owners and developers are encouraged to take advantage of the 90-day amnesty period to regularize their permits for existing buildings.


https://naijnaira.com/lagos-govt-list-all-the-illegal-estate-developments-to-be-pulled-down-in-epe-axis/
Anytime i read news of this nature about Lagos, I only wonder the true meaning of the the word "Centre of excellence"
Crime › Re: British-Nigerian Man Jailed For 28 Years After Shooting Man Over £3.50 Drug Debt by SWATMan: 9:01pm On Apr 21, 2024
99thEnemy:
wetin be NCAN?
Name Checkers Association of Nigeria grin
Crime › Re: British-Nigerian Man Jailed For 28 Years After Shooting Man Over £3.50 Drug Debt by SWATMan: 12:47pm On Apr 21, 2024
grin grin grin
The moment I saw UK,.........

NCAN over to you.
Health › Re: My Patient Has Gonorrhea In Her Eye (photos) by SWATMan: 8:46pm On Apr 20, 2024
NairaOcean:
"Seems like some of you do not know that gonorrhea can affect the eyes. It’s called gonococcal ophthalmia or gonococcal conjunctivitis.

The same bacteria that cause gonorrhea affecting your genitals can also cause gonorrhea of the eye if introduced into the eyes.

You continue taking semen in your eyes wai. You will learn the hard way."
- Dr. George
That's a chinese grin
Family › Re: The Number Of Children Living As Servants By State - StatiSense 2021 by SWATMan: 5:46pm On Apr 19, 2024
[quote author=amaridigital post=129527237]And the Igbo child prostitutes wey full brothels all over the country is part of the Agba boi-Agba gai culture right?[/quote


GTFOOMM!
Blithering dimwit. I don't think i ever mentioned you.

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