₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,303 members, 8,421,233 topics. Date: Saturday, 06 June 2026 at 04:20 AM

Toggle theme

Sweetberry's Posts

Nairaland ForumSweetberry's ProfileSweetberry's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 (of 7 pages)

HealthRe: Egg Everyday? by sweetberry(f): 4:24pm On Dec 01, 2007
nope eating egg everyday is not a good idea
egg yolk adds to your cholesterol and too much of cholesterol has we all know isn't good for us but you can eat as much egg white as you want because that hasn't got cholesterol

& it also depends on your other food consumption in a day i mean if the egg yolk is the only food you eat that has cholesterol then i suppose it is not as dangerous but if you consume meat,milk e.t.c then egg yolk is not a good thing to eat everyday.
HealthRe: To Reduce Fat In The Tommy by sweetberry(f): 4:12pm On Dec 01, 2007
no two way about it,
more exercise (crunches will benefit you better) & less junk food & More healthy stuff like fruits, water e.t.c
HealthRe: Who Own The Child,is It The Mum Or The Dad by sweetberry(f): 4:07pm On Dec 01, 2007
i agree with dot2002, the child is not owned by anybody that is why when you abuse the child the government take him/her away from you
if you like destroy your car, computer e.t.c no one will disturb you because that is your property but you cannot do the same to a child
HealthRe: Beautiful Skin by sweetberry(f): 4:03pm On Dec 01, 2007
they take care of themselves i.e they drink loadz of water, eat healthy food, get a personal trainer, very good make up artist e.t.c
besides most of those celebrities are naturally pretty
RomanceRe: Can't I Marry My Girlfriend? She's Fifteen by sweetberry(f): 3:36pm On Dec 01, 2007
i don't know you but i can tell that you are a loser, friendless, havin sex with a child, doesn't have the bottle to talk to a matured lady,so decide to stay with the teenager that probably gave you the time of day & worshipped you.

i cn't even believe you are even thinking of marryin a 15 yr old girl, doesn't the fact that she is a minor bother you or the fact that you can easily be her father?

oh so you feel guilty about what we faceless people on the forum are saying, you wait until they hear about this in your town you will know the feeling of guilt & shame then.

where i live you will be placed o the sex offender list, you will be banned from working with children and your face will be on the front page of almost all the newspaper & your name will be tainted forever because you are a PAEDOPHILE

i can go on & on but all I'm going to say is shame on you!!!
RomanceRe: I'am 27, She Is 16: I Did It And She Is Not A Virgin. by sweetberry(f): 3:20pm On Dec 01, 2007
@ poster
after all the talking & advising from almost everyone that replied your question, u still went and slept with a child,  may you regret that decision for the rest of your life.AMEN
RomanceRe: I Am Going Gaga by sweetberry(f): 1:11pm On Dec 01, 2007
what a vicious circle you want to get yourself into, i mean why will you want to teach the guy a lesson, what you don't realise "is that your teaching him a lesson" doesn't end dere because he will definately want to retaliate and u also will e.t c so where does it end?
besides where were the two (your girlfriend & rival) of them? in the club, his house? if it is the latter what was she doing there at midnight?
i beg no one is worth the stress, just move on with your life.
Jokes EtcRe: The Best "dear John" Joke? by sweetberry(f): 2:59pm On Nov 26, 2007
lol now that is a good one grin grin grin
FamilyRe: My Sister My Enemy by sweetberry(f): 5:29pm On Nov 25, 2007
Nihil-ce-M:
@ poster

I am sorry for what happened but all the same: DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR ENGLISH. GOSH! PUNCTUATION MARKS ARE NOT MYTH. THEY DO EXIST!
smart ass either you have somethin relevant to say or get lost

@ poster
ifyalways:
dear me please forgiveness heals.its difficult but try to forgive her.
I second the post by ifyalways. Try to forgive her
CultureRe: What Does 'Iyawo' Mean? by sweetberry(f): 1:38pm On Nov 23, 2007
TEE ZERO:
This person who has referred to you twice as Iyawo, what exactly is your relationship with him? Are you married? Is he about to marry you? Are you co-habiting? Questions, questions,
gbeborun

@ poster
iyawo means wife or wifey
Jokes EtcRe: I Owe My Mom. by sweetberry(f): 10:57am On Nov 23, 2007
grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Scam by sweetberry(f): 4:04pm On Nov 22, 2007
only a dunce will fall for this
Jokes EtcRe: Application To Date My Daughter by sweetberry(op): 8:20am On Nov 21, 2007
@ biggerboy
u got any sense of humor @ all undecided
it is just a joke
Jokes EtcApplication To Date My Daughter by sweetberry(op): 1:11pm On Nov 20, 2007
saw this on the internet very very funny  grin grin
may y'all never meet this kind of family

Application for Permission to Date My Daughter
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless
accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage,
and current medical report from your doctor.

NAME_____________________________________  DATE OF BIRTH_____________

HEIGHT___________  WEIGHT____________  IQ__________  GPA_____________

SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________  DRIVERS LICENSE #________________

BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES____________________________________________

HOME ADDRESS_______________________  CITY/STATE___________  ZIP______

Do you have parents?               ___Yes  ___No
Is one male and the other female?  ___Yes  ___No
If No, explain:
       ______________________________________________________________

Number of years they have been married ______________________________

If less than your age, explain
       ______________________________________________________________

       ______________________________________________________________


ACCESSORIES SECTION:

A. Do you own or have access to a van?              __Yes  __No

B. A truck with oversized tires?                    __Yes  __No

C. A waterbed?                                      __Yes  __No

D. A pickup with a mattress in the back?            __Yes  __No

E. A tattoo?                                        __Yes  __No

F. Do you have an earring, nose ring,               __Yes  __No
   pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?

(IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION
AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY.  I SUGGEST RUNNING.)


ESSAY SECTION:

In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?

       ______________________________________________________________

       ______________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?

       ______________________________________________________________

       ______________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you?

       ______________________________________________________________

       ______________________________________________________________


REFERENCES SECTION:

Church you attend ___________________________________________________

How often you attend ________________________________________________

When would be the best time to interview your:

       father? _____________

       mother? _____________

       pastor? _____________


SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:

Answer by filling in the blank.  Please answer freely, all answers
are confidential.

A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:

       ______________________________________________________________

B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:

       ______________________________________________________________

C: A woman's place is in the:

       ______________________________________________________________

D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:

       ______________________________________________________________

E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? ___________________________

       ______________________________________________________________

       ______________________________________________________________

F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is:

       ______________________________________________________________

F. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO
THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT,
NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE
WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.


_________________________________________________________
Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, slowpoke!)


_______________________________      ________________________________
Mother's Signature                   Father's Signature

_______________________________      ________________________________
Pastor/Priest/Rabbi                  State Representative/Congressman

Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and
non-sexual. Please allow four to six years for processing.

You will be contacted in writing if you are approved.  Please do
not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would
cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be
notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases.
(you might watch your back)To prepare yourself, start studying Daddy's Rules for Dating.
FashionRe: For Jeans Addicts Only: Come On In by sweetberry(f): 7:24pm On Nov 19, 2007
revers jeans & miss sixty jeans are so lovely, they make your butt look real good
i love almost all jeans as long as it has pocket at the back & hasn't got any weird color or design
CelebritiesRe: Jamelia Vs Kelis Who's Pretty? by sweetberry(f): 7:09pm On Nov 18, 2007
i think kelis is prettier
i like the fact that she experiment a lot with her clothes & hair
CelebritiesRe: Is This the Beautiful Ciara? by sweetberry(f): 7:07pm On Nov 18, 2007
She looks good
almost everyone has problems with the weight issue so that is not realy a big deal.
Christianity EtcRe: He Saw His Dead Mother by sweetberry(f): 9:24am On Nov 18, 2007
i just got goosebumps by reading that.
TravelRe: Disadvantages Of Living Abroad As To Living In Nigeria by sweetberry(f): 6:45pm On Nov 16, 2007
LoverBwoy:
You can't use this line " Do you know who my Father is?!?!" you'd probably get sectioned under the mental health act wink
[/i]
grin grin grin
FamilyRe: I Am Getting Married by sweetberry(f): 11:37am On Nov 14, 2007
congratulations & happy married life
RomanceRe: International Dating Etiquette by sweetberry(f): 8:24pm On Nov 12, 2007
your yoruba
foreal foreal??
wrong information u got up dere
CrimeRe: Should This 19 Year Old Smuggler Be Executed? by sweetberry(f): 8:20pm On Nov 12, 2007
mazaje:
What's this old news doing here?
& how is it your business
if you don't like it waka pass
it might be old news to you but to me it is new ok
Jokes EtcRe: The Usher And The Man! by sweetberry(f): 8:00pm On Nov 12, 2007
mimiko:
well i don't understand this i used to ve a bible in my house but i want to laugh to it
hehehehehehehehehheehhe grin grin grin
because i believe i it s funny in Jesus name Amen
now that is funny grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Should Arms Be Legalized In Nigeria? by sweetberry(f): 7:53pm On Nov 12, 2007
olayinka52:
Hey, let this country be gun free, because i have a lot of girls, if the use of gun is legalised they going to finish me just one day!!! shocked and i still have a lot of girls to deal with,
yeye man gun should be legalised for JUST the girls to deal with you smiley
CrimeRe: Should This 19 Year Old Smuggler Be Executed? by sweetberry(f): 7:51pm On Nov 12, 2007
yeah cry
CrimeRe: Should This 19 Year Old Smuggler Be Executed? by sweetberry(f): 2:17pm On Nov 12, 2007
may his soul rest in peace Amen
RomanceRe: I'm 15 And My Boyfriend Is 20: Is That Right Or Wrong? by sweetberry(f): 3:03pm On Nov 11, 2007
until you are 18, people over 18 will always be too old for you
RomanceRe: I'm 27, She's 16: Should I Disvirgin Her? by sweetberry(f): 2:40pm On Nov 11, 2007
sweetlizzy:
i lost my virginity at the age of 15. though he was 18 then. i'm still in love with him. it all depends on love. follow your heart big brother
that is a big difference both of you were still kids

@ topic
boogey is 27 he should be wise enough to know what is wrong or right, the girl is still a minor (16)
boogey DON'T sleep with a child
FoodRe: Amala And Gbegiri Lovers` Forum by sweetberry(f): 6:10pm On Nov 10, 2007
iya yusuf at Gaa Akanbi junction in Ilorin
LiteratureRe: Whats Your Best African Novel by sweetberry(f): 4:42pm On Nov 07, 2007
Triumph of the water lily by Stella Osammor
O LE KU by Akinwumi Isola
FamilyRe: How To Put Your Baby To Work by sweetberry(f): 4:37pm On Nov 07, 2007
now that z funny  grin grin grin
the baby is soo cute
TV/MoviesRe: Little Miss Jocelyn by sweetberry(f): 11:58am On Nov 04, 2007
i use to watch this comedy it was so funny especially her trafic warden role

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 (of 7 pages)