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@Poster

why do Naija guys always generalize everything?? If your sisters are cheap, that's your kool aid.

jennykadry:
ibkaye please give me your handkerchief sly is here,i just remembered his condition

Come to think of it Ibkaye sounds far more matured than most of these yeye girls on Nairaland. And we are always knocking her age. She is more matured than at least 85% of girls here.

arshy:
just ask them how they are surviving the competition. Thats all, they will tell u stories, and u would want to tell them to stop. You can bet me

@Poster

Don't you dare ask about money,promotion or competitors. Trust me i know what i;m talking about. Most employers wants someone who can close the deal at the end of an interview. And that's why they ask that question last. Employers resent Mr Know-it-all candidates. Especially, a profitable organization wants you to sell yourself. Before they ask you that question, they must have already asked you some company-related questions and that's when you should have hinted them about your knowledge of the company and competitors. Be calm, collected and make eye contact. Also shake their hands very firmly when leaving. . Goodluck.

ibkaye:
Please translate

Ahhh this is trouble ooo

mayhem:
The story of my life
No.1 there is nothing extraordinary about me
No.2 I just have an average job i.e a million naira
No 3. I tend to be withdrawn towards women because of only one thing .women spoiled me .Too much attention from home to work to church, I tried to avoid too much affection that it makes me a man of 31 to cry sometimes over my inability to love or like somebody constantly . is something wrong with me ?.

Women throwing thongs at you and you are ducking it?? Yeah something is wrong with you.

ibkaye:
we're talking about sex aren't we?

ahh !! Egbami ooo

akyns:
When your prospective employer asks u if u have any questions for them, what would be the most appropriate response?
Guys, over to you.

Don't you dare ask them anything about pay or promotion. The question is a trap and if you fall into it, you are in trouble !!! The question is a ploy by the interviewer for you to sell yourself. Interviewers usually ask that question at the end of the interview.

Instead, tell them that they seemed to have answer all of the question you had the moment. But ask them if you can make a comment? if they allow you, then they want you to sell yourself !! Tell them this.

" I appreciate the opportunity you gave me to interview for this position and i really appreciate the time given me to present my case. I know there are a lot more candidates behind me coming for the interview and there were more before me. some of them may have more experiences and qualifications more than me and some of them don't. But i feel like I'm the best candidate for this job! I'm a team player, i work well with people and I'm willing to learn and grow with this great organization. I'm very diplomatic and always strive to achieve my goal. No one amongst this other candidates is willing to learn and experience growth with this organization as i do. I am an achiever and if given the opportunity i will not disappoint you ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for the interview".

Now don't forget to shake their hands and look at them in their eyes as the interview wraps up.

ibkaye:
I will keep the guy waiting untill I am ready to hand over the 'stuff', for me, that is when we are married, If he truly loves me, he will wait, if he doesn't want to wait, well, good riddens

what stuff?? what would you know about "stuff" sweetheart?

@Poster

Yeah i remember this site.

Some heifer i dated few years ago had me on there. She wasn't even a date, it was just a fling. She got mad 'cause i told her i was tired of the mess. She got mad claiming i used her and put me on there. My co-workers saw me on the site and told me. I threatened her with a lawsuit and slander before she removed my name. I think there is one for men too. Don'tdateher.com or something like that. i know 2 guys on that site as of last year.

The truth about this site is most of these women still want the guy back and they go to this site when all their efforts fail. In my own case, the girl was my boss and she just came out of a relationship. She was the one even stalking and blowing up my phone. Until i changed my number and the job. That's when she went to this site. I all of a sudden became a user, a cheat etc. After i told her that i felt like she needed to go back to her ex because he still wants her. I never wanted the fling but she seduced me into it. Guys, watch out for die hard women. And if you find yourself on this site, threaten her with a lawsuit and i bet she will remove it.

@Poster

Do your thing Playboy !! Shake them haters off. And swing your Mandigo like it's God-given.

merge:
Happy Birthday

Don't worry sweetheart. we are very welcoming at Nairaland, we welcome Akatas or Akata-wannabes too. welcome.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=134244.msg2262035#msg2262035 date=1210809798] hey its my birthday, i'm in too good a mood to fight,,,, even with u babes [/quote]Happy Birthday babygirl !!

merge:
Too smart for that

Naija Yanker BABE

It will be nice if we can see your picture so that we can cross the road when we see your face.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=134244.msg2262015#msg2262015 date=1210809501]@ merge

the thing is u dislike Nigerian men right? leave them alone!

no one is forcing you to befriends with them or have any dealings with them,

what do expect to achieve from this thread? do u expect them to come apologise or beg u or sumthin

yes they've got problems, they can be annoying blah blah blah, we've heard it all but there are people who like them, just the way they are, issues and all.

Quite frankly, it doesn't really matter if u like them or not.[/quote]BINGO !!!

Roscodaddy:
@ poster where r u from

Don't worry, sooner or later she will be introduced to the Baby Daddy drama game.

Roscodaddy:
@ poster where r u from

She's one of those Confused Naija sistas in Yankee. She traded Igbo for Ibonics.

merge:
My dislike in a general way not a romantic way.

I should have put this in the culture or another section.

So you like them for sex but not for relationship. ??

debosky:
My eyes are open mate, and what they see are dreamers and wishers. But thanks for having my back

Any day Bro'. They throwing trousers at your girl like teddy Pendegrass.

Roscodaddy:
@ poster,are you sure you are not looking for a nigerian man,make u talk we plenty here ohhhh,enough to last u a life time

No she is not looking for a Nigerian. Nigerian men don't do enough magic.

debosky:
You don't think so?

People are allowed to dream and bake pies in the sky - I am telling you definitively, the issue is SETTLED.

Ok o. If i were you i'll keep an open hears and eyes.

debosky:
There is no battle - this matter is already finished.

Lady T is taken and NOT AVAILABLE, so suitors should cast their nets elsewhere. End of Story

I wouldn't say that bro'. May be you don't know her like u thot. A whole thread was created on her behalf. I call that competition.

LadyT:
Ok Sweet T you are posting too much here.
I know you are deeply in love with me now stop please.

I told you i love you like a fat boy loves cake

LadyT:
Omo Jamo!!!

Omo Ireke!

There are even worse!!!

You better stick to the rotten Nigerians.

experience experience.

debosky:
What is going on here?

Lady T answers to ONE MAN only, so KEEP OFF

I'll be the referee

LadyT:
@SweeT Shut up please. I'm fed up of of you using crack before you come online. Look at the nonesense you are posting.



@Debo

I guess truth hurts.

merge:
You two are not the only two choice oooo

The world does not end at white and black

yeahh, he's Mexican.

merge:
ok ooooo

Is your boyfriend white??

debosky:
What is going on here?

Lady T answers to ONE MAN only, so KEEP OFF

oh oh. Fights.

@poster

Did you hear that?? You better pull your pants up.

merge:
General Observation.

Don't judge a drink by the color of it's cover.

merge:
Never dated one so whatever.

so why the complaints?

merge:
ok ooooo

pele, sweetheart. you should have duck.

merge:

oh i see why. Darggone heart breaker !!