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Jbluv55: Hmmm.........*thinking*

Oya upload




Chyco wats up na? Na princeparix abi na jbluv

Shugamania: e no even reach one minute o. Attachment larger than 200kb.

harlos: *pour water on his face*
wake up and stop dreaming

Hhaahahahaaa my boo has got my back

Jbluv55: Are you trying to make a decision abt smtn here?

Okay let me see your pic first to know how long the irungbon is and if i will want to touch it

harlos: I must confess.
You are inspiring

What can i say? Dats part of the reason am here for you

lalaboi: U will on see me when u leave harlos lol

Enemy of true love, they want to put asunder..... Your plan yaff failed

Jbluv55: Hehehehe .......LNGKM......rub my back first and maybe 'fa mi ni irungbon'

Don't do the cheap thng, do the honourable thng, post it with no strings attached

Shugamania: Na lailaiboi i been dey ff talk.


How did u guys get d vn size to be that small?

Don't let it pass 2mins



Jbluv i dey wait for the pic oo
Lala i dey wait for your pic too, since we can't get the vn now

harlos: Moti gbagi relay.... Mobolowowon

it works well in exams too

1. I am a tall guy
2. I av a pot belly
3. I can sing well with good voice

Me answering this will be expo, let me leave it to them




Jbluv if i hear sweet-tease dey derail eh

harlos: ... But our love will remain

My boo always on pointe
You knew just the right phrase to complete the rhyme
There is no another you and am so damn lucky to have the only you

Jbluv55: Hehehehe ......dnt tell me ur tripping now


Don't torture ursef with too much imagination, ask n it shall be given unto you.

Yeah! I was!While the voice note lasted


Jbluv can we pls see your pic? Oya i yaff asked politely

harlos: it is between me and you baby...

The longest french kiss

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Haters can hate
Lala can lactate
Chyco can chocolate

Shugamania: I just dey see resource resource..
No 1.

I tink say na only me oo

Oahray: who's pregnant?

So you didn't know El Guapo has finally scored? Hmmmmmm........Welcome back!

Princeparix: shes Her-waiting-to-be-royal-jumping-majesty Chycoroxie bt i think aw consent to the observing/welcoming process- considering her apiri-quater-danger hit on Jbluv




¤in jaden smith's voice¤ i'm nt d one> it was lala who derailed it wit his strippers gals

Hahahhahah chyco wey jbluv don carry run...... Ndo!

harlos: I see my sweet
My sweet see me
God bless my sweet and God bless me

My sweet carica papaya. Loads of kisses for u only

Awwww booo.........i see you too! Hope its french oh cos you know that's how we roll
*singing* every little thng dat we do should be between me and you the freaky thng dat we do should be between me and you babae

Jbluv55: Below

*clears throat* oh your voice
I see you got your sexy voice on
Nice voice
you are definately not the one with the frying oil voice

harlos: http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/kiss/t4829.gif

harlos: why did you drop a VN drop ur pics and lets see the face behind that cool voice

Your voice is there

He can't that type of voice usually come with a rugged look
Kemistry of Rhythm fm and AJ of cool fm proved dat to me

Shugamania: U.

I still get that Harlos confession on my fone but lala can still try get him sexy voice on also, abi lala you no get sexy for your voice?

Br3nd4: No 1




And Lalas will Lactate

Is it dat you read my mind on dat one or its the pregnancy hormones working?

Princeparix: scotched egg, body dey 4 inside cloth nd jumping biz too sweet saucer.

Pic? U wan see my big head?


[b]Sweet u no go do anytin coz i dey Harlos hand

Plsssssss..........my Harlos isn't gay

Btw you know have seen a pic of you before, don't let me tell the house how you look hehehhehe

Br3nd4: ^^ You dont know?

Hope you slept well. And how's harlos?

Now i know

Of course, what do you expect? I slept in his arms heehhehehehee so we are both doing great

Princeparix: lolz. Sweet i be lykd kiss harlos giv u last nyt carry ur mind nd uche commot. Abeg go find harlos collect am bk. Lwkm4h


wey Deoik nah?

Na you first find my trouble nw Oº°˚˚
First to do, e no dey pain - second to do, your eye go red

ikke: i no sabi why he is giving me so much wahala aniway i thank u all for ur advice i rilly apreciate it i

ikke: í am a white woman and grew up outside nigeria but raised betw blacks n i love nigeria nigeria is my second home n would love to go back some day to naija

ikke: n i would love to meet an honest sincere truthfull nigerian

Huh *raises brow*

Princeparix: wash? I no be washer nah


good morning all

Goodmorning!
Oh sowri, i forget say na jumper you be

Br3nd4: Awww.. Sweet tease.. me love you too..

Your voice is sweet oo unlike some people own thats like frying oil.

Next up Deiok, upload a voice note

Morning y'all.

Goodmorning! Thanx babe



Hahahahaha which one is frying oil voice again?


Deiok, we are waiting

^^^hehheheehhehe the 2 posters above should get a room

I guess the signs were there before it got to this stage, you chose to ignore it.

ikke: i never met his family or friends when i dated him for this 2 years n when i stayed in abuja in hotel i was not allowed to go out of the room must stay day n nite in the room,when i ash why dont we go out or going to ur family in kaduna,he says always it not safe to go out,he travelled always in the weekend from abuja to kaduna,but i must stay in hotel in abuja he bought me food for 2 days

He really did hit the jackpot! *No offense*
Dis is reason enough for you to get suspicious...... I hate to break this to you but he is probably married with kids. There is no more here, just forget the dude, he is one of those low life oppurtunists.

From what i read, she is still into you and would say yes in due time if there is no other guy in the picture that she is really into, i just hope she makes you suffer before she gives in

I don't care whether first or not, just don't forget. My ex forgot the first time cos fbk didn't alert him, then i purposely changed it to Jan 1st and turned on the alert the following year, i called him on the 21st of oct (my bday is 20th oct) to ask what happened? He quickly went on fbk and came back telling me he tot its Jan 1st i went berserk even if he forgot, how Jan and oct take relate?

Creativity fail

ikke: i did nothing u know i told i had to go for some reason after 6 months to my country when i was back in my country he changed starting to ignore me and when he talked he called me a liar and he couldnt trust me,and he blocked me everywhere on whatsapp and facebook,you see i cant call him because hes deaf,i gave him laptop 4 cell phones,2 digital cameras ipad money,some one told me once be carefull when u are not usfull to him he will dump,guess what the person was right,i know i have to apoligize to him even when i didnt do wrong,i rote so many emails but he dont respond,i dont know wat changed his mind,must i leave him alone dont know wat to do

You need not say more, forget him! There are many ways one can be a victim of fraud, and this my dear, is one of them. He will continue trying to get more from you until he can get no more.
Btw if he really cared about you, your 6months stay in Nigeria wuldnt have been in an hotel. When you start ignoring him now, he might pretend he wants you back to win you over again but don't fall for that cos the faster you move on the better.

ReineViolet: [size=2pt]Aw Baby! You're making me shiver all over[/size]...[size=2pt]and people are watching us...Love you baby. Let's take this inside[/size]

Since last night na nw you dey come, dat soldier standing at attention go don already salute

Jbluv55: 2

*Tease you go teach me how to draw diagram of heart o......I nid to show sm1 a diagram of my heart b4 I give it out *

I finish work for that diagram of the skin, labelling and description


No problem, na small thing, heart and kidney are my favourite diagrams
First of all, who you won show?
Tell me and i will draw and upload a diagram for you

Shugamania:


3

I no too know am oo but i use akpako mark must come out

Deiok: no be lie ooh my yansh do turn knob. Next time i go put foam b4 i jump.


#1

Your turn, they'v not asked dat yet, my mock exam continues

harlos: even when the sky turns black and white, our love remains coloured.

My sweet

even the house will be glad to have u

Awwwwwwww...booOoooo
Goodmorning

Princeparix: lolz. ST i didnt jump pass ur voice note. I do appreciate.
Ur voice no fit voice notes,
na OPERA'S fit am

Haaaaheeeeehehheheee you just decide to wash abi? Lol itz allowed, tank you
Goodmornin.

talina:

Hi talie, goodmorning

Jbluv55: 2

I know say na dat one una go first pick

Let's wait and see

Shugamania:

I pity ur 'yansh' bone.. Keep jumping.

No mind am, him never notice say people princeparix wey dey jump, na water him dey enter

Vivly: Correct. Your turn

Tanx dear

Still on diagram thngs
1. I drew a diagram of the lungs today
2. I drew a diagram of the skin today
3. I drew a diagram of the ovarian follicle today.

Deiok: Hmm hmm. *clears throat*. first of all nice voice you got there.

Second of all, you spend too much addressing one person which i will not mention. And some other persons names are still missing out, like shugamania.

Thirdly, my name is pronouce DE I.O.K, you tried anyway.


fourthly, you were saying something about your birthday which i didnt get clearly. And twerking, u wan tell us say u get ikebe abi, i am watching 2D ooh.

And finaly, i like it thumbs up.

*clears voice, first of all, thank you

I called shuga right after brenda and b4 lala

I still don't know how to pronouce that, drop a voicenote

I said am going to be 16 btw who tell you say na only big ikebe sabi twerk?

Shugamania: Sweet mercyy..

U sure say Harlos no go faint after hearing this sweet voice so?

Thanks bebe.. U're one of d reasons this place rocks. Love y'all scatter XoXo


Make me too go record my own, i'll post it on xmas day

Lol......he won't, he is used to it


tanx babe *blushing*


Ah! Xmas too far now. Lol

Shugamania: Me i will love to see that twerking vid oo. Sweet tease, special birthday giveaway.. No?




Lolll.. U need to be slapped 'vigorously'






Lol. Not just first, she spent half d time on harlos, trying to increase his blood pressure am sure.
U better tell Reine to drop one for u too.

Ah! No oo, dat twerk video is only for Harlos hehehheheheheh

Jbluv55: Interesting&sweet voice but two flaws :
1) Not as sweet as mine

2) Did you mention me? Or maybe you did but no 'Mwah' 4 me.

So I demand for another one that mentions me with 'Mwah' attached

Thank you
1. You stil have pre-puberty voice?
2. I did, the muah at the beginin and the end is for everyone nw(including you)