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Jbluv55:

1) My sister is dark complexioned.
2) I currently use an android.
3) I can repair computers.

I feel the answer is gone but I'll go for 2

lalaboi: Did you post something ? i didnt see oo. .

Oh yes, i aint talkn cleavs na. You dont happen to have beards do you? lol

Okay..... 1more time b4 i take it down and i don't have beards oo

Bantino: 3

I can twerk, dance konto, galala, alanta, etighi, azonto, skelewu, etc, etc, etc its mostly in my room especially twerking but nor try me o

Jbluv55: 2

I never know wetin i won use three pairs of piercing do oo lol your turn

lalaboi: 1

If you like think say na cleavage
Going down in 5......

O Nitlad........i see you....

Shugamania: Ur turn again, is this a conspiracy?

Hahahahah e reach to ask oo



1. I am hairy.
2. I have 3pairs of ear piercing.
3. I am a good dancer.

Jbluv55: Why you dey find am na? You don gree dat sweet-tea may e cold abi
Anyway I can still manage it like dat, so lemme hav it.

Manage ke? Hungry never catch you

Who help me see Harlos now?

Shugamania: ..


Eh..
Zo kicha rago sallah


My Hausa no fluent o, just reply in English. Did u stay in d north?

And you dey form badass me kon dey envy you and your hausa
[quote author=ms_pee]I just formatted my memory card [/quote]Ah! I believe you

lalaboi: Naaah. . Draw still good. Win was better. I had faith in these boyz. . na me train them

you don dey see vision

lalaboi: [size=4pt]Silently walking in [/size]

Narrow escape, you for cry walk in after dat match

[quote author=ms_pee]My smile haf finish. I used all of them to take pictures. [/quote]Oya let's see some of those pics

Swiftboy: Looking for attention! Where's she? Lol

She went to the market, find her go

Princeparix: u dey duty nah..... Me na standby nah 4 oux

Instead of you to go to church and pray against every spirit of ASUU strike

Princeparix: nah. I'm on standby

Stand-gini? Which one be dat?

Shugamania: Abajo.


1. My birthday is in December
2. My birthday is in January
3. My sister's birthday is in July.

1.

lalaboi: na jeleosimi i go na

E clear

Br3nd4: Hehehe.. Here u go

I catch you
You fine nw, why you kon dey hide?

Princeparix: wetin u d do hia or u be atheist?

I am on duty i culdnt go to church
What about you

lalaboi: number 4 1

Which pry sch you go?

Jbluv55: Hmmmm....tricky one heRe...I go 4 number2

My guy i dey on duty oo, i no even go church

Shugamania: No 3

I no even remember the last time i go party your turn

Some people no just go church

Br3nd4: I sent him here buh . . . . . . . . .

You didn't deliver
Where is my Harlos

lalaboi: Mingling with me can only have one effect. . the ginger effect. with ginger you can do anything positive

Ginger kor, garlic nii, abeg put your tongue back in jor, eshinshin bo

lalaboi: hehehe. You are sloe these days.. Must be the Harlos effect. . . not a good sign lol

Must be mingling with you effect

lalaboi: ess erm haych. .

Huh What does ess erm haych mean

lalaboi: I am right here at Nairaland Bar. . . you can see me. But you cant find your harlos. Choose to belive what you wanna sha. I just dey let you knw

I don hear i believe you

lalaboi: The 24hrs strip club down the road . . He's bn there for over 12 hours spending all that money in your account. You nor get alert ni?

Ah! Lielieboi, i tink say you no dey lie on sundays Oº°˚˚
My Harlos is not like you is that where you are?

lalaboi: i know where he his. . but you wont believe

Where?

Bantino: Whatz going on here?? Brenda, you want to sell your son now?

Am missing him

Jbluv55: Sweet-tea I'd like to take you this morning without Shuga

Lol you go just purge

Br3nd4: *clears throat* Ehmmm ... Just small money.. 20 million dollars. Only.

I'll pay if he shows up in 5mins

Jbluv55: Reine darling .........Bawo ni nyt é?.....Dreamy of me ? Or bed bugs ? Which of the 2 ?

None! She dreamt of lala

[quote author=Mr.T Anonymous]To express my feeling about the christian "god" !!!
After trusting him so much,never knew he could disappoint me,now I'm going to start all over,I will never believe in a god again.
Now I don't know what to do
Commit suicide?HELL NO.


I was so stu.pid,foolish and silly for placing my mind and life on such a pre-assumed god!!! [/quote]Awwwww.....come here *hugs him*
I don't know what you went through and i probably won't understand but its well dear




As for me, i believe there is a power of darkness and there are evil forces, hav seen ppl confess to practising witchcraft, the money rituals and the likes is proof enough so i can't let go of the one thing i believe has a higher authority over them all, no matter what i go through..... The closest i came was believing He doesn't answer my prayers. I asked for one more to proove he does and He did it. I don't know how you guys do it but the faith, trust and hope i have in Him keeps me going, i don't know what I'll do without Him.

Br3nd4: Good morning hon, how was your night?

Sweat tease love, good morning. Looking for Harlos?
How much you willing to pay?

Yes
How much are you charging?

If someone tells you to dress up for a meeting with the president, will you dress shabby or question someone for looking good?
Why is it that when it comes to church matters and God, questions like this keep coming up


Am not in support of borrowing and indecent dressing but simply looking good, why won't i dress fine to go to the house of my heavenly father and worship him