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coolestchris:
English speaker, calm down

English finder, I am calm

Khd95:
Was he dat bored at the event that he decided to snap his legs,because of socks



Timi no fall my hand oo

That is what happens when of all items, you decide to customize socks

This one even pass jamb kweshun

JonSnow:
Nigerians can look sha.

as in ehn.. See queue

Looks real... Although there seem to be a few miscalculated trajectory

Lier lier! Lekki, VI, Balogun market, Ikeja and Ajah in two hours, for this Lagos? She dey fly?

So in other words you are indirectly telling the ladies how to fake it better

GentlemanUnltd:
[b]Heheehehehe, you re gonna see oba here today, its tag and ask baby! hahahahaha

1. why do you think 94% of guys here aren't to be taken seriously? have you had an encounter with any that you ended up regretting?

2. lot of girls on Nairaland laments about guys here, do you think there re any differences between guys on Nairaland and the ones you would come across on Fb or other social media sites or even in physical, aren't guys supposed to be guy as wherever they find themselves?

3. is your babe a nairalander, if yes what's his moniker and how come your Bae is a nairalander when you don't wanna have any connection between your offline life and Nairaland?

4. If your Bae is a nairalander, apart from him which other Nairaland guy do you chat with off Nairaland?

5. just one reason why you think the guys live fake lives more because I have noticed that some girls when on Nairaland would be acting all burst up but you would experience a totally diff attitude from them when you engages them in off Nairaland chats.[/b]

Too plenty, so I only get to answer one... No be nursing council questions o, see how you take am personal, I am not giving you that luxury
I think 96% are Unserious because one has like 4 accounts so its mainly a repetitive process and pick any random guy, go through his posts and see what you think about them

mhisbliss:
Horlohlah, i think I'm gonna retire i feel very sleepy which is strange because i don't usually sleep by this time, changes makydebbie diddyydiva Maxi112 see you guys lera, and sweettease with her questions, are you the one on your dp? I thought you're a guy

Lol I am, I am a lady o.
Good night.

mhisbliss:
lols sounds like you know me

At least I know I don't get too comfortable talking about such so it was just me putting myself in your shoes but imagine how fast karma struck

mhisbliss:
really? I thought i won or worn you down

Heheheheheheh, not a chance, I didn't want to make you too uncomfortable

mhisbliss:
yes so amazing, i saw everything, please remind me to avoid your questions next time pheew for a moment i thought i just started something i cant finish

lol *rubbing my palms* and I decided to let it slide seff

GentlemanUnltd:
@sweettease what do you think about guys on Nairaland, can you date or have a flirt with any?

2. Do you have a Nairaland crush, if yes, what's his moniker?

3. who do you think live fake lives more between Nairaland guys and ladies?

I know it's only a matter of time before karma strikes(the biatch )
1.I think 96% of guys on nairaland are not to be taken seriously, flirting isn't my thing and out of the sane 4%, I probably would date but I have trust issues with guys here so not likely to happen.

2. What if I tell you my bae is a nairalander that we mutually want to be anonymous?

3 . I've never really thought about it but I'd say the guys

mhisbliss:
but you can ask questions o i thought i was writing jamb all over again

Lmao, I can but I prefer not to, and when I saw the topic, it was like an all you can eat buffet I managed to get tosyne2much to make a few confessions seff
Now I am feeling fly

mhisbliss:
hmmm nice poetry, i like it, inasmuch as i wish to have what they have, i dont make it a do or die affair, i want it to come on its own and in its own time, but right now I'm just ok with single, and its so comfortable i don't see myself in a relationship soon

thanks for the compliment and
I totally get it sister

tosyne2much:
Leave me jawe this babe... how u dey jawe?

correct! I don push you reach wall
very nice, thank you. I managed to squeeze in a few episodes of 'black ish' so had a pretty good laugh

mhisbliss:
the best case study has to be them, i live with them so i have a perfect picture what its like so its not pretense

then I bet you want to have what they have. The write up below is where I am so I get it sha, wrote it about a week ago when I was thinking about some things, tell me if you relate or not.



Here I am again, wishing
I hope to move past this cycle this time
I desire to leave it so badly but sometimes I get comfortable and try to ignore the desires, pretend it doesn't exist, feign satisfaction with not having found but it's all a bogus reality because soon again I get reminded, the thought of not having so depressing yet the fantasy of having so titillating. What will it be like when I find, anything like the fantasy or another route to depression station? So much to give but none to give. Will it eventually blossom or whither. What are my chances? Like Arsenal winning the champion's League or like Real Madrid's. All I have now is envy oddly matched by benevolence and some self pity; the feeling of what could but isn't lasting just long enough for me to convince myself of satisfaction and satisfaction lasting until i get reminded of the hoax, then it is time to wish again!

Softorgasm:
well i don't know because i don't have empty vessels.

Na so

mhisbliss:
i see my parents everyday, no biggy

So you are going to pretend it's the same ehm

tosyne2much:
Would you do that if you had the chance ni?

you are this close to begging me to

Softorgasm:
what is soft, sweet and have the feeling of releasing cum at the same time?..
The answer is me... this is how i will make you feel when you come around me....
My principle in life is always be the best, in friendship, in love, in prayers, in sex...
there is never a dull moment with me....
This is why I'm sweet soft orgasm...
cc sweettease

They say empty vessels make the loudest noise.. What's your take on that?

mhisbliss:
if you're as single as I'm you'll understand my joy and why I'm so comfortable with it, free like a bird and the happiest i can be, now when people cry to me for a heartbreak I'll be wondering what to say to them, laughing will make me a mean person, so i just shut up and tell them i warned you in my mind

That's the bad side. What about when you see the happy couples that are supporting each other and going strong?

Horlohlah:
Nope..that was meant to be a joke.

as was mine

Horlohlah:
Lwkm...He has money ooo,he will be giving her 30k for hair


Mae die!

Do you actually believe 30k for hair is the height?

mhisbliss:
none, i just ask myself, what could possibly come out of this, nothing lemme just hold my peace

It's beautiful though, but then the pain of losing is as excruciating as the joy of having is exhilarating.

tosyne2much:
Hahaha lmao What would I have said?

What if it happens at gun point, I have no choice other than to succumb you know?

Thinking about gun point and succumbing, I thought I was going to do the ra'ping

mhisbliss:
i got tired of people i guess, so i just save myself the troubles

Wait, how can you be tired if you never had?
Tell me, who broke your heart?

tosyne2much:
I never said that oooo... Even if it happens, I no get choice than to do it noni

So you are going to make this about choice you don't have... Na so

mhisbliss:
lets see, I'm way too strong willed, I'm fixated on my ideas and no one dares to change it, i forgive easily but don't give second chances, I'm wild and fun, i get bored easily, i like seeing and saying things exactly the way they're no make believe or fake, i haven't dated anyone more than a year, i dont get emotional, I've never fallen in love etc

Why haven't you fallen in love

tosyne2much:
Even if you're the one I have a date with, I won't still compromise my stand. Only if you get me drunk and ra'pe me sha

Heheheheheheh is that what you fantasize about? Girls ra'ping you?

GeniusDavid, how long have you been stalking this thread?

Fumzey, why are you peeping? come on in