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Why will anybody want to eat ass

skelewu404:
i applied

The second question was for Bagwellz not you.

skelewu404:
have ever seen a woman that is desperate for sex

I was actually pulling your your legs, I really didn't need to know, I edited my post on a more serious note, I hope that helps to make them look and if they don't, at least long enough for you to secure another job.

nusta:
You didn't tell us the funny thing that happened yesterday. Did you do it?

Yes o, what happened yesterday?
Just feign innocence and the good Christian boy that doesn't know what is happening now while you send out CVs in case of necessity. They might eventually be forced to come out straight. If she comes out straight alone without telling you about her husband's involvement, tell her you can't do that to him.

Bagwellz:
Bleep the babe nah getting a job in this country Is not as easy as so do wat Yuh have to do Bro!

What did you do to get your current job?

Eyop:
me i still be smally now How you dey

I'm fine thank you. How are you?

Eyop:
who you wan deceive

Old papa Don't be jealous

jaybee104:
i dnt think its made up as u claim.... ask google na

If you did ask Google and read the listed articles you'll discover it is a hoax article.

You put up a made up article here and those who didn't care to find out the authenticity are already bashing Indians. Na wa o

Hehehehehehehhhe I didn't spend it, only saw it and I'm not ashamed to say, I'm not ashamed of being young

Lmao... Caught in the act #erosenyin

odinese:
The dog resemble witch

Na you initiate am abi

Lmao... What do you mean?

smithsydny:
Who be twins nd who be ibeji?

Ask again

hensben:
well, that's what I digress from your previous post. Are you angry?

No, just wondering how that's the main thing you deduced from my post

paschenko:
never mind bae ... drunk texting

Why are you baeing me
I half expected an insult for your reply sha even though I really didn't get your point. what are you doing drinking on a Sunday afternoon

hensben:
you easily get we.t then.

Really? That's the smartest reason you could think of?

adeh39:
There is nothing as sweet as having a guy make your hair

Sweet? As for me, I don't fancy it at all, some of them even make it disgust me.

paschenko:
me I did a french system of education: 7-7-3.it means I went to primary 7 and SS4, I did my university here 4years. if na french system university wld hv been 3 years. the equivalent to JSSCE there is called Brevet, it more difficult than WEAC/NEC0. the advantage of the system makes u stand out and also u learn an additional language from ur SS1 - u choose from English, Russian, German, Spanish, Italian or mandarin- the french Baccalaureat, which is taken at end of d sec schl like the Nigerian SSCE is equivalent to an OND when it is translated by the French Embassy. With the baccalaureat u can start direct entry in any Nigerian university if u want to study foreign languages...

And your point is?

FriedPlantain:
I'm sure you also have a Junior Secondary school certificate, why didn't you include it on your CV?

We did the 6-6-4 system now, JSSCE is almost not there.

emperorchedda:
I don't see anything wrong with that

Marriage isn't for everyone. The earlier we swallow that the better for us in Nigeria

Then such a person shouldn't be yearning for the benefits like having to spend the rest of your life living with a partner.

Gurgle:
babe its not him, he is posting this on behalf of a woman.

the lady said she doesn't want to get married, rather live with somebody

I actually think the story is made up seff but couldn't help myself

So somebody somewhere in his own twisted desire wants to actually spend the rest of his life with someone without actually marrying her. I'm sure you'll never say amen if someone prays that such faith befalls the girls in your family and your female children.

Maybe because you form too much

nuelzy:
talk of hairstyle....she has it fixed d hips and fat ass is at her back gurl...quit d jealousy already

Suffry dey hate abeg

SAMBARRY:
I over recognise am




all this ritualists pretending like gentlemen sef ehenn

Hmmmm, at least give him the benefit of the doubt and advice a brother now

SAMBARRY:
e change im Monica and storyline and think say some people go still fall maga



modamo ju

What is modamo ju?

drake99:
I have family who can take care of my child if anything happens

Where likely can I see this lady that may want a baby without the men drama

This is your answer

moreeni:
drake!
Next time, don't scare your prospects by stating in the open that the father of the child is likely to die young doing bad business! Who wants that kind of bloodline? Whew! Anyways what u want isn't out of ordinary, older women wouldn't mind( ladies in their forties) .Now think demographic...

SAMBARRY:



.weren't you the guy looking for a woman to get pregnant and then you'll pay her for getting pregnant and delivering.





so mischievous nairaladers flopped your plan and you've restrategized




all this ritualist looking for mumus online sef hennn



didn't the elders tell you that every body don wise up for nigeria including monkeys

Una can dey sabi catch witch sha lol

As carefully thought out as this plan seems, some things don't add up. You'll take care of the child, Life and death, etc. Who will take care of the child if you die?


There should be a lady out there that just want a baby without the men drama, hopefully, you two will meet each other.

Am I the only one thinking about square roots here?

April07:
Wow! This is a really beautiful piece!

And... I read the whole poem without pausing.. yup! I didn't mix up any word

Bad asss

I won't believe you until I hear an audio version.




BTW, I'm wondering how Ghanaians will sound reading this one.

Eyop:
Na wetin i wan do be that now. Na application form I dey one corner dey wait .

Dey wait o, shebi na person wey want something hand dey long pass?

Eyop:
You no see the write up about nurse Abeg bring the form make i fill jare. Atleast i no need go outside go find wetin i don already see

Abi na you suppose send application now seff before a sharper guy does that