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I don't mean to offend you with this but you should really ponder on the parable 'as goat take stand for market na dem dey price am'

Afam4eva:
The fact that it made the list is an achievement in my opinion.

I've come to respect your opinion to the extent that this from you got me like I had to click on your profile to confirm if it's actually you or another Afam4eva

BoboYekini:
They rub their belly buttons together.

my ignorance no reach that level

CFCfan:
They can't have inter course, but they can have MouthAction (or stimulation)

And someone got raped that way? Lmao I think it's hilarious but then again, it's all still strange to me.

I still don't understand how lesbians have sex o

Sylver247:
wont they give me a fake one?

No, they won't. I recently got a new one because my old birth certificate was mishandled and it wasn't as neat as I'd want it to... The size wasn't up to A4 but it's an exact replica of the one my sister has been using from birth. They are usually in charge of recording birth and death so they have easy access to the required document and stamps.

If you are in Lagos, go to any local government council, they are some LGA guys that can give you a stamped birth certificate for as low as 2k, they are usually at the gate asking people coming in what they want to do. They might find you before you find them self.

With those criteria, it should be at least 100k as long as you don't have eye for paying rent in places like lekki but that is not the case for majority of Lagos residents, in other words, most Lagos residents aren't living a decent life. Even with that, renting a good self contain is likely to take 6 months salary on average. No be small wa

Hmmmm... I don't know what it feels like being female and trapped in a male body so I'll try not to judge them although this still looks stranger than fiction to me

Cutehector:
it is not sweet ... Its interesting.

And you think that was unintentional?

tosh26:
Smiles..I wouldn't associate with perverts.

Good, you never know what friends and family do behind closed doors.

The story sweet o

tosh26:
I know my friends and family to certain extent they wouldn't associate with pervert people.

Speak for yourself o

See swag

Maybe it's time you stopped forcing it and resign yourself to faith.

MrFlavvor:
have you got an ass?

#justasking

No I don't have one, it's yours I use

marshalcarter:
If she's not a manchester united fan-NO
If red is not her favorite color-NO
If she doesn't sip weed-NO
If any of her frnd is chelsea fan-NO
The rest is known by my oga@the top #clears throat# finish.





#sipsW33d#

Chai, so some people are still in the era of cracking my oga at the top jokes

Are you husband hunting?

Talk about threads inspired by loneliness

kestolove95:
Hear d manager name..mr dotun..God safe u sai na yoruba man...if to sai na igbo man...I die if u go even see 500K...ibos and 419 b like car and petrol

I'm not igbo but this is uncalled for and really isn't funny.

NeduLuiZ:
Breeding the next generation of runs girls

The niga go high pass khalifa

Lmao

It will be ironic for you to publish such a book if not paying your school fees leads to you not writing exams and then spending an extra year.

Front page topic at this time... hmmmm na so?



Her wedding gown is fabulous

Eyop:
Don't worry e go soon clear for ya eye how I go take confirm

hehehehehehehhhe.. . Indeed

Eyop:
Lol...naaah. I am 180cm on the dot so I pass you but if you are truly 174cm,then you try but e remain to confirm

Ask far as confirmation goes... O. Y. O. You just have to take my word for it.

Eyop:
5'8" who dash you

Jealous? Don't be, I'm 5'8/174cm tall
I know you are 5'5 so keep off

Sorry about it all, I feel your pain because I know how difficult it would be for me to date a guy who is 5ft tall when I'm 5'8".

stardragon:
urs dp is sweet!

Thank you

jaybee3:
Perhaps we should all join hands and invest in correct aboniki for you

I will not play with you again since I now know you don't have my best interest at heart

jaybee3:
You are always on perf threads, trying to pass a message across?

Hmmmm... one too many coincidence I guess
Or maybe I just really like perfumes

Clinton594:
Questionnaire!
Do u give employments?

Are you unemployed and broke?
I asked a rhetorical question because of his questionable morals but adding 2 and 2 together isn't one of your traits I guess.

Tapout:
mtcheww, u come here making noise over a piece of shit that's just two hundred and fuc"king fifty naira ?? I wonder the type of men it sweeps off




I recomend my raid insecticide for u, atleast it more expensive than ur so called casablanca mtcheew...

Why don't you tell us the one you use and its price?
If a girl uses an expensive perfume and states it, she is forming, if she is bold enough to state the one she uses regardless of it's inexpensive price tag, she is cheap.
Where in the thread did the op ask for the posters to be criticised, na so una take dey fail exam.