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Crime / Re: There’s Nothing Like Money Ritual – Police Warns Killers by swift25(m): 5:47am On Feb 16, 2022
Barbaric does not explain what’s happening here. It’s plain Evil and wickedness at the highest level. Barbaric are a people who have not experienced civilization and education and do not know better. Most of this perpetrators
are fully conscious and have some basic education and know what they are doing
Business / Re: CBN Introduces ₦500 Million Grant For Graduates, Undergraduates by swift25(m): 10:41am On Oct 21, 2021
MyExpression:
Laudable project but with some constraints.

Are the graduates going to apply through the schools?

Repaying a GRANT; hope there is grace period for beta testing, launching and market penetration before we jump into profitability.

Where's the site or office to visit to access this fund?

Who are we pitching to and when?
Is there limit to the business idea...agro, tech, construction, med science etc?

Rating by 1st, 2nd, third is still technical.

Why not allocate a sum to the 36 states, and let them support like 20 businesses each, with a benchmark of 1-2million naira per project......

Too many blanks in this project mehn.

Please how do I get further info?
Does this not make more sense. Give 100 graduates 5million each or 300 graduates 1.5 million with mentorship. It’s dumbest intervention project ever.

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Webmasters / Re: Please Where Can One Find Free Wifi Locations In Lagos? by swift25(m): 2:54pm On May 24, 2021
Thanks people, are there any more
Webmasters / Please Where Can One Find Free Wifi Locations In Lagos? by swift25(m): 7:45am On May 24, 2021
Please where can one find free WiFi locations in Lagos? So that an individual will be able browse the web and download resources.
Travel / Re: Nigerians Abroad Share Funny Incidents Of Culture Shock. by swift25(m): 9:31pm On Apr 17, 2021
musicwriter:


Thank you.

I personally grew up in the village, so I could be said to have tasted something close to an organic African society.

Yes, when we were kids growing up in the 80's, your mother could send you on an errand and when you get there you may not see the seller. But you'll see the wares and money on top of it. If its note, you'll see a small stone used to keep the money in place against breeze. All you'll do is take the item you want and keep your money together with the rest of the money. The owner would go and come back and nothing would be missing. But that was not even too common.

The commonest one was that people went to farm or market and closed the door without key!!. Most of the doors were made of palm branches and had no key place at all. Yet, the owner of the house would go and come back at night and nothing would be missing in the house. Once upon a time here in Nigeria!!

I lived it myself so I don't need any white bourgeoisie Anthropologist to tell me we Africans are the best people ever. But we've been destroyed. Very unfortunate.

i don’t believe. You mean there was no crime

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Health / Re: AKA‘s Fiancée, Nelli Tembe Commits Suicide, Jumps Off A Skyscraper by swift25(m): 8:20am On Apr 12, 2021
lkillbrokehoes:
This is so bad, suicide is never an option.
its Bro, nobody in their right senses would jump off a skyscraper. It’s a mental illness. So don’t say suicide is never an option. To them it seems like an option, because there is a delusionary element involved ok.

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Family / Re: Angela Nwosu: Why Family Members Of Some Rich People Are Poor by swift25(m): 6:43pm On Mar 21, 2021
Also know that there are Rich People who don’t want their struggling family members to make it like them. Don’t they try to frustrate their hustle and spoil their name. When you work for them they keep you stagnated.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, What Makes A Guy Boring? by swift25(m): 11:58pm On Jan 15, 2021
Glawrie:
Well, when we say we don't like boring guys, it's not as if we want a talkative o. But as a guy, you should be able to keep up a conversation with your girl and make every moment spent with you to be lively. Do something to make us miss you more (not just sex).
As for me, I like a calm guy with a little bit of fuckboyness (a good bad guy). Balance the two, calmness and badboyness. wink
owkay thx
Health / Re: Missing Dele Bandele Commits Suicide Over Depression (Suicide Note) by swift25(m): 6:22pm On Jan 13, 2021
This world is a wicked one filled with wicked people, people who are not happy that you are alive. They are waiting for you to take your own life and the majority of these are church going folk together with men in collars

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump May Grant Himself Presidential Pardon For Capitol Invasion – White House by swift25(m): 8:41pm On Jan 08, 2021
blinking001:
Trump will always have my respect as the man who fought evil. Useless Americans dont know what is coming..
You can’t stop it no matter what. You wanted to use trump to the delay the end time. Prophesy must be fulfilled

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Crime / Re: Police Officer Hits A Lady With Gun In Warri As She Bleeds From Nose (Graphic) by swift25(m): 11:49am On Dec 30, 2020
Ausval:
Everytime police brutality Police brutality ,but i don't see you guys posting how some people behaves when they encounter the police . Alot of times people get these police men agitated by insulting ,assaulting and makes it extremely difficult for the police to do their jobs , but nobody will ever post that. Have seen ladies raining alot of insults on uniform officers, making a whole lot of irrelevant treats but nobody will ever film that . have seen people trying to seize riffles from officials and in such situation when the official react ,it becomes police brutality ... If we want a good police system ,we must learn to be good citizens as well.. Police na person pikin too, Police na person papa/ mama too...let stop tbe unnecessary hate
what are you saying? Makes no sense. Keep your cool at all times. Truth is the police is always the first to harass. STOP LYING
Travel / Re: See The Odd Side Of Living In Canada: Nigerian Lady Experience: PICS & VIDEO by swift25(m): 12:31pm On Dec 26, 2020
She should keep quiet, seeing snow is an opportunity some people might not see snow in their entire life.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Married Folks Share Your Spouces Habit Or Bad Habit That Annoys You Or U Dislike by swift25(m): 11:06am On May 30, 2018
Married folks share your spouces habit or bad habit you dislike or that annoys you. And how you cope with it.

Well i know for one most men dont like their wives tying wrapper round the house. lol grin
Education / Re: Cornell University Student Strips In Class To Defend Her Presentation In NewYork by swift25(m): 9:35am On May 11, 2018
I am completely speechless. As in for real?...where is the prim and properness , character and morality that comes with education. Education is incomplete without these. oh so you want to start attending class in a bekini. this are the reasons the U.S is retrogressing among the league of nations.
Politics / Re: Top 10 Takeaways From President Buhari’s Visit To Lagos By Abdulkabir Olatunji by swift25(m): 4:00pm On Mar 30, 2018
Opinionated:
By Abdulkabir Olatunji

Lagos, the centre of excellence is playing host to President Muhammadu Buhari and as expected there is a lot of chatter about this visit.

having taken time to closely follow this historic visit, these are my top 10 takeaways from the visit:

1. President Buhari is Likely to be Reelected for a 2nd Term

Regardless of your political inclination you should learn to read strategic political moves and if you understand how the president got elected in 2015 you will appreciate that he managed to galvanize majority of the power brokers that got him elected yesterday at the 10t h Bola Tinubu Colloquium. They are now firmly behind him and he looks unstoppable for 2019 barring any miracle of humungous proportions.

2. Bola Tinubu is the Most Influential Politician in Nigeria
It is almost useless to try to list who was present yesterday at the colloquium because anybody who is anybody was there bar a very small handful of people mainly former Heads of State and Presidents, the Senate President, Bukola Saraki, Speaker, House of Representatives, Yakubu Dogara, APC Chairman, John Odigie-Oyegun who seems to be losing out in the All Progressives Congress (APC) internal power struggle. Outside of these major players, practically everybody else who matters was there from traditional leaders to governors to the captains of Industry. They were all there to celebrate the man that President Buhari described as a ‘strategist’. No doubt, he is the leading political strategist of our time in Nigeria.

3. President Yemi Osinbajo is intent on Prosecuting Former President Goodluck Jonathan

Nigeria’s Vice President, Yemi Osinbajo seems intent on exposing the alleged corruption of the former President, Goodluck Jonathan and some of his cronies. He again attacked the former president for looting the treasury.

Read some of his words at the event:

“And when we say that this same government that spent N139 Billion only on all of Agric, Power, Works and Housing, Transport, etc; spent between January 2015 and the elections, the sum of a N100 Billion in cash and 289 million dollars, altogether about a 100 Billion in cash, was released and spent, shared.

“This sum of money was in excess of the amount of money that was spent on Power, Works and Housing. And this is the point we are making, that there is no country in the world, and we must know this; there is no country in the world that would allow its resources to be plundered in the way our own resources were plundered and expect to be economically viable; it is not possible.

“Nigeria is unlike any other country because of the level of corruption that was perpetrated. We must stop that corruption and that is why we are so committed.

“When you fight corruption the way we are fighting it, corruption is going to fight back. The system would fight back. You will find that the fight-back is taking place everywhere, it is taking place on social media, it is taking place everywhere. But we are determined.”

How far he and the administration are determined to go, we shall see in the future.

4. Governor Ambode will stop at Nothing to Please his Political Benefactor

Governor Akinwunmi Ambode is a direct product of the Tinubu brand of politics and it is obvious to see that he is taking every measure to honour the President who is obviously a key ally of his political benefactor; from declaring a work-free day for civil servants, to closing major roads to the extent that the president felt compelled to overrule some of the restrictions. The Ikeja computer village at was shut and the Ikeja branch of the Nigerian Bar Association felt the full weight of the government’s instruments of coercion over its planned protest over the new Land Use Charge rates which have become a source of conflict in Lagos. Security agents were deployed to the branch’s office and its chairman, Adeshina Ogunlana, confirmed the development to press stating:

“The police have invaded my secretariat, there are about 50 of them who are armed, and they are saying that they don’t want the protest tomorrow (Thursday, 29th March, 2018).

5. Tinubu Does Not Appreciate Obasanjo’s Letter Writing

Asiwaju Bola Tinubu took a dig at former President Obasanjo over his letter-writing, tagging his letter ‘bad-belle’ writer wondering if the latter “had not been there before”. The former president has in recent months tried to position himself as the de facto leader of the opposition to President Buhari. Tinubu is definitely not impressed.

Read what he said: “I remember my grandmother used to send me to a letter writer in the post office of those days and near the magistrate court. So somebody is writing letters these days, a letter of politics, as if they’ve never been there before. Bad belle letters.”

6. Saraki and Dogara are in the Political Wilderness

Senate President, Bukola Saraki and the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Yakubu Dogara have not managed to get themselves back into the mainstream of the APC after they partnered with opposition PDP lawmakers to get elected as the presiding officers of the 2 chambers of the National Assembly. Their absence at the Bola Tinubu Colloquium shows that they feel ostracized enough from the Buhari-Tinubu axis of power within the party to stay away altogether. It will be interesting to see what moves they will make as 2019 approaches.

7. Chief John Odigie-Oyegun’s Days as APC Chairman Look to be Ending Soon
Certain events are indicative of the state of political relationships and who is actually in power and those out of it. If Chief Oyegun could not find his way to the Colloquium of his party’s strongman, which event will he now attend? Deciding to miss the event was a big political blunder on the APC Chairman’s part. He should have learnt from Tinubu who continued to work with President Buhari even when they seemed to have diverged politically when the latter got sworn-in as president and started pandering to other interests.

8. Lagos, Sorry, Bourdillon is now the Political ‘Capital’ of Nigeria
Now that President Buhari has shown that he is firmly in Tinubu’s camp, practically every other politician who wants to achieve their political dreams through the APC will try at the very least to be in the good books of the ‘Lion of Bourdillon’ who has definitely found his roar back. You can be sure that many politicians who had been developing anti-Tinubu tendencies in the last 3 years will be finding ways to retrace their steps. Tinubu is a believer in ‘the more, the merrier’. He is likely to accept them.

9. The Opposition will have a tough Time Regaining Power in 2019

Asiwaju Bola Tinubu himself has said it: “that party (PDP), should forget it, they are not coming back”. A large part of the opposition’s calculations thus far had been premised on the perceived rift between President Buhari and Tinubu. Now that we all know the rift is gone, what is the opposition left with? Not much, except by some miraculous means they manage to wrest power from the APC in 2019.

10.Shutting Down Eko Hotel is Becoming Stale

It was Olamide the Nigerian rap champion of the moment who bragged about “shutting down Eko Hotel” (the convention centre). However, the place was packed to the rafters yesterday to the point of overflowing which points to the fact that, Lagos needs a bigger indoor events centre that is not owned by a religious organization. The Buhari-Tinubu shutdown of Lagos points to this and many in Nigeria and beyond would have taken note.

[b]Source: [/b]http://www.opinions.ng/top-10-takeaways-president-buharis-visit-lagos/

Idiotic rubbish.... let the people decide. go out now and get ur pvc card go out and vote. its high time in nigeria where the lives of the people matter the most.
Car Talk / Re: Man Sues BMW After X5's Automatic 'Soft' Self-Closing Door Cut Off His Thumb by swift25(m): 8:20am On Mar 27, 2018
Whats the point exactly? Must your door close automatically, cant you use your hand to close your hand to close the door. must every thing be automatic, unneccesary effizzy,special effects, abeg collect your money, every kobo ov it.

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Romance / Re: Lady Destroys Boyfriend's Laptop, TV, Shoes After Finding Out About Main Chick by swift25(m): 7:55pm On Mar 16, 2018
loll grin she how she behead the laptop, when a woman is angry run for your life. remain small it for be in head
Business / Re: Femi Otedola And Bill Gates Pictured Together by swift25(m): 10:03pm On Mar 01, 2018
This picture is photoshoped sad angry grin
Family / Re: Wife Caught Her Cheating Husband With Another Lady, Pours Hot Soup On Him by swift25(m): 7:56am On Feb 09, 2018
first of all i laugh in greek...that slap can rewire the brain positively or negatively. A pure destiny changer. the guy is seeing a personal rainbow and jupiter and mars including neptune without a telescope, thats what that kind of slap can do.from the look of things she might be an unpleasant woman to live with, but that doesnt justify his infidelity or cheating.

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Religion / Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by swift25(m): 9:04pm On Sep 26, 2017
Any xtian lady here want to hang out. send me a mail. mod we should have a xtian dating/hangout section here on nairaland apart from romance and sexuality section.

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Jokes Etc / Re: MEN: When Wives Correct Them Vs When Female Boss Correct Them. HILARIOUS PIX by swift25(m): 3:17pm On May 25, 2016
Very true!!! A man's ego can be as high as mt everest..women u av to be gentle and subtle abt it
Celebrities / Re: Rita Edochie: I Was Sexually Abused And Impregnated In Primary 6 by swift25(m): 2:59pm On May 25, 2016
God Bless her soul!! it probably hasnt been easy for her. hope d molester was punished for his wrong act.
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by swift25(m): 11:08pm On Aug 27, 2014
lolaluv1: Irawo irawo eh
Irawo irawo ooo

Irawo - Seyi Shay
same here
Health / Re: Bankers In Nigeria Now Wear Gloves To Attend To Customer. by swift25(m): 10:55pm On Aug 10, 2014
kevoh:
Then the innocent customer should get himself a pair of gloves too!
Protection from ebola is a prerogative of everyone. The banker(teller) is only there to attend to your banking/financial transactions not health issues.
every one shld just where gloves period
Webmasters / Looking For V.good Webhosting Service by swift25(m): 7:37am On Jul 10, 2014
pls guys who has a idea of a v.good domain registrar apart from godaddy
Phones / What Is The Price Of The Cheapest Android Tablet In The Market by swift25(m): 9:14am On Nov 27, 2013
what is the price of the cheapest android tablet in the market and the brand pls
Webmasters / What Is The Price Of The Cheapest Android Tablet In The Market by swift25(m): 9:07am On Nov 27, 2013
what is the price of the cheapest android tablet in the market and what brand pls
Career / Free Recharge Card Mtn Recharge by swift25(m): 4:22pm On Jun 17, 2013
free mtn recharge card pin number 7010 8405 3428 if it loaded pls indicate
Career / Pls Where Can I Get ACCA Textbooks To Buy . by swift25(m): 8:20am On Mar 05, 2013
pls where can i get ACCA textbooks to buy here in nigeria, especially F1,F2,F3 (knowledge)
Webmasters / Which Is Better .com Or .com.ng by swift25(m): 6:13pm On Feb 07, 2013
hello guys,pls help me out here, which is better to register a .com or a .com.ng
Webmasters / How Do I Upgrade My Php Version From 5.2.3 To 5.2.4 Or Higher by swift25(m): 6:30pm On Feb 03, 2013
pls guys how do i upgrade my version of php from 5.2.3 to 5.2.4 or higher, actually im trying to install wordpress stack on my system but its keeps throwing an error message that php is not installed or that i have php 5.2.3 running and that i need 5.2.4 or higher, im using wamp 5 at the moment. i down loaded the new wamp server and installed it .but when it gets close to finishing it tells me that, that a particular file is not installed.

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