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Forum GamesRe: HOW FAST ARE YOU AND HOW GOOD IS YOUR NETWORK.....??? by Swiftlee(m): 7:11pm On Jan 04, 2014
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Forum GamesRe: HOW FAST ARE YOU AND HOW GOOD IS YOUR NETWORK.....??? by Swiftlee(m): 7:10pm On Jan 04, 2014
PETERS on the way grin
Forum GamesRe: HOW FAST ARE YOU AND HOW GOOD IS YOUR NETWORK.....??? by Swiftlee(m): 7:04pm On Jan 04, 2014
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Forum GamesRe: HOW FAST ARE YOU AND HOW GOOD IS YOUR NETWORK.....??? by Swiftlee(m): 7:04pm On Jan 04, 2014
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Massive Recruitment At Queen's College Aba. by Swiftlee(m): 2:26pm On Jan 04, 2014
[quote author=ChEkWaS IyKe ]A close frnd of mine, very close to the Propriator (the owner) just revail dis to me nw, so I tot it wise to post it here. A newly appoved private secondary school (Queen's College Secondary School, Aba) 11 Omuma Road Aba, Abia State to resume this January needs qualified Teachers to fill in the various positions.

Mathematics
English Language
Frensh
Igbo Language
Economics
Computer
Religious Knowledge
Commerce
Agricultural Science
Physis
Chemistry
Biology
Physical and Health Education
Lab Technicians
Gate Man
Geography
Technical Drawing
Fine Art
Home Economics
Administrative Officer
Lady Secretary
Messager

Clearners etc.

Send ur CV to Queenscollegerecruitment2014@yahoo.com or send ur cv in person.[/quote]Thank you grin I am done for now sir!
Christianity EtcRe: (ANSWERED) 4 Obvious Reasons Why Camera Men Don't Fall Under The Anointing. by Swiftlee(m): 10:19am On Jan 04, 2014
True and intelligent points..The major fact is, you cannot fall under the anointing if you are not spiritually connected to the inspiring moment, forget about the ladies that fall anyhow, not all of them truely are connected, they just fall. I have been to a crusade back in my school days in a stadium, it was a big crowd, so compacted that you could only stand. 'The man of God sent the annointing' if you know what i mean, so the wave started from the front..Oboy, see as one girl for my front come jam me..chai! See my fall pass her own sef, I immediately stood up because I knew it was not the annointing that brought me down, and the Man of God was instructing the ushers to bring anyone that falls to the front..I jumped up oo...so, in a gadering like that, it is not everybody that falls actually falls..remember,connection matters..grin grin
EducationRe: Pls Fellow Nl Can Someone Please Solve This Mathematics? by Swiftlee(m):
Check this out
9*9=81(-9) =72
8*8=64 (- 8 )=56
7*7=48 (-7) =42
Till
3*3=9(-3)=6
You are free to copy my work...
EducationRe: Pls Fellow Nl Can Someone Please Solve This Mathematics? by Swiftlee(m): 9:58am On Jan 04, 2014
Wait for the answer..
EventsRe: 2014,A Repition Of 1997*check In* by Swiftlee(op): 3:31pm On Jan 03, 2014
I have been searching for a 'sauce' for my research, so i finaly saw a link that is applicable, still serves a the source http://www.osundefender.org/?p=142360

The dates of 1986 are exactly aligned with
the dates of 2014 – so anyone who does
discover a dusty 27-year-old calendar in the
cupboard will find it is a perfect fit all over
again.
And the overlap has provided inspiration
for calendar makers, who have started
reprinting photos from the 1980s in
celebration of the event.
Last night more than 300 other calendars
from 1986 were listed for sale as more
people rushed to get in on the craze – or
perhaps just clear out their cupboards.
But while the matching of dates across
years seems unusual, it actually is not that
rare an occurrence.



Calendars from 1997 and 2003 will also
prove a perfect fit with this year’s dates.
And if you’re the type to plan ahead, 2014
calendars will work for 2025 – which may
come as some comfort to fans of Sir Cliff Richard, who last month announced that his
2014 calendar would be his last.
Sir Cliff is believed to have sold more than
1.5million calendars over his career and
regularly features in the top ten lists, but
says they have become too much ‘pressure’
as he gets older.



The 2014 calendar shows the 73-year-old
wearing cowboy boots perched on the
bonnet of a car and walking down railway
tracks with a guitar on his back.
Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams and Gary
Barlow all also feature in Amazon’s top ten
best-selling calendars for 2014.
Events2014,A Repition Of 1997*check In* by Swiftlee(op): 2:45pm On Jan 03, 2014
4/4/2014 Friday
6/6/2014 Friday
8/8/2014 Friday
10/10/2014 Friday
12/12/2014 Friday
We are going to use calender of 1997 in
2014.
Date, Day and even Festivals are same. Who
said History does not repeat ?!!
I hope that i am the first to bring this
information to you grin grin ... Enjoy the year of 1997
in 2014....! So We are back in90s
CelebritiesRe: See What Nature Did To Dis Guy by Swiftlee(m): 9:32am On Dec 31, 2013
Airforce1: Yimu
Back at you

I'm not Gay
grin grin Tor..
CelebritiesRe: See What Nature Did To Dis Guy by Swiftlee(m): 8:19am On Dec 31, 2013
OP how many times did i call you?..

FamilyRe: Could '4:30 Eyes' Be Hereditary? by Swiftlee(m): 8:16am On Dec 31, 2013
All this Nairalanders self, always a friend of mine..grin half past,quarter past or even O'clock are all owned by people, there must get married..infact OP..

RomanceRe: Would You Get HIV From A Celebrity? by Swiftlee(m): 8:12am On Dec 31, 2013
OP..

Jobs/VacanciesRe: An Awkward Moment During A Job Interview... by Swiftlee(m): 10:14pm On Dec 30, 2013
[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]Ur own is better , I went for an interview recently and the girl sitting opposite me also an applicant, sat recklessly and I cud see her panty...I had an erection straight , around that time they started calling names for interview to commence , my name was called and I cudnt stand up....I can neva forget that day till I die, I swear embarassed

Wen erection went down i jus left to go home, cos I don fail interview already...that girl na the winch wey dem send to me huh[/quote]grin LMMTO, So on unfortunate grin,though you should have stood up and walked headup to those interviewers..If there is any question related to why there is a national salute below, just say; your GF installed a device there grin
FashionRe: Whats The Difference Between THICK And FAT by Swiftlee(m): 10:39pm On Dec 29, 2013
[quote author=dd_jay]but steph,is d girls in ur profile pic you[/quote]grin Yeebah!!! This is definitely Hindu language..far from the english i know sha grin
FashionRe: Whats The Difference Between THICK And FAT by Swiftlee(m): 7:55pm On Dec 29, 2013
Cherish100: Oh my! So this topic made front page grin . For me, thick is big boobs (not necessary), flat stomach (necessary) and hip+arse. The fat is attractively distributed. Fat is when the stomach covers everything...lol and makes the person look out of shape. A thick woman has toned body, a fat woman has flabby body. I don't mind any of the terms being used on me, though. cheesy
You ve got a posh answer here, grin grin, having said that..You are on the thick side...PM on the way smiley
FashionRe: Whats The Difference Between THICK And FAT by Swiftlee(m): 7:42pm On Dec 29, 2013
The Difference between THICK and FAT is engroined and can be depicted in the picture encapsulated below...remember..picksures or is not true.. grin grin

Christianity EtcRe: Is Christmas Celebration Biblical Or Satanic Act? by Swiftlee(m): 11:01am On Dec 25, 2013
Wisdytech: without prove?
What proof do you want? Havent you seen people that adopt a birthday because even thier mother could not specifically say that day or circumstances that sorrounds thier birth. Look here my friend, some people can tell day, month, hour and munite they were born because someone took note of it. You guys should stop flogging non issues. OP, how are you sure you are the owner of the date of birth you write on your documentshuh ?? You were told right? Whats the date of birth, of Abraham, David, Jeremiah, John the Baptist, even Peter...how was thier calender those times? You should know that, the calendar was of less significat those era...my friend, i would say this again, dont bother yourself about this you cant change!!
Christianity EtcRe: Wow:imo State Catholic Priest Pulls Out Gun, Threatens To Kill Church Members. by Swiftlee(m): 7:58am On Dec 25, 2013
Picsures or it dint happen! Besides,the father may be a hunter oo!!!
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy As Father Christmas!!! by Swiftlee(m): 7:54am On Dec 25, 2013
Check out Ice Prince (Rider)and MI(Father Christmas)..

CelebritiesRe: About Seun Osewa by Swiftlee(m): 7:51am On Dec 25, 2013
Just incase,Merry Christmas!

PoliticsRe: Jonathan Drags Obasanjo To Human Rights Commission Over Criminal Allegations by Swiftlee(m): 7:48am On Dec 25, 2013
Just incase! Merry Christmas!
Christianity EtcRe: Is Christmas Celebration Biblical Or Satanic Act? by Swiftlee(m): 7:46am On Dec 25, 2013
Dont be confused by what you hear!! Do you attend Night vigil?, wednesday class?, church aniversaries? Basars? And other festivities your church put on its programme, if yes! Christmas is not an exception to a festive period ordained! Nothing is wrong with it!
Nairaland GeneralYour Christmas Message Album 2013 by Swiftlee(op): 7:09am On Dec 25, 2013
Faith makes all things possible, hope makes all things work,love makes all things beautiful. My wishes for you knows no bound, may the joy attached that new born Christ never depart from your life. Wishing you all; registered nairaland users and quests a Happy Christmas and a Prosperous New Year. Here is taking out time to say i wish the poster below me the sweet magic of Christmas to Gladen your heart. Please; wish the poster above you a Merry or send him/her Christmas messages. Even if you dont believe in Christmas, i wish you a Happy Holidays...let the wishes continue...

Jokes EtcRe: How to Get 6GB free on MTN by Swiftlee(op): 7:21pm On Dec 24, 2013
So..This Topic made FP.. grin grin Come for for all of una wia insult me i forgive you from the bottom of my heart,but i wont forget the insults oo...

FamilyRe: Make Your Christmas Shout Outs. by Swiftlee(m): 5:55pm On Dec 24, 2013
I want to South out to everybody in the North,considering the Birth of that Mighty person in the East, though Western world are failing to believe His Supremacy! Bringing all nodal interjections into a lateral Juxstaposition making all of us one, i wish you well and i give my loved one's and my lovers, and shouts to you Nairalanders...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Has Anyone Paid 7000 Naira For Chevron Oil And Gas Recruitment Form??? by Swiftlee(m): 10:06am On Dec 24, 2013
Merry CHRISTMAS! In other news, OP; piksures or it dint happen!
TV/MoviesRe: Letter To Nollywood by Swiftlee(m): 7:30pm On Dec 22, 2013
I am tired of you guys complaining about Nollywood! If it sucks go and watch the one's that does'nt suck!! Who is forcing you to watch the home videos?? See.. :-/ am tired of all this repetitions about nollywood this bollywood that!! See, nobody should qoute me to say rubbish ooo!
Jokes EtcRe: Ask Me Anything On Why The Chicken Crossed The Road. by Swiftlee(m): 6:30pm On Dec 20, 2013
OP!! :-/
Nairaland GeneralRe: *~Fynestboi Is Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2013 *~ Congratulations!!! by Swiftlee(m): 3:27pm On Dec 20, 2013
estatemark: Congratulations to you fynestboi.

You are now a confirmed star, keep shining. By the way, what does it require to become a moderate?
With this english? grin grin Ogbeni..
Jokes EtcHow to Get 6GB free on MTN by Swiftlee(op): 9:44am On Dec 20, 2013
This posts are for those who did not receive their 6Gigs during the period when MTN was giving out them it out.

I discovered that MTN is doing a Christmass Bonanzaaa grin grin Use this while it lasts...and lastly,please dont share too much to avoid it being blocked, ilove you..that is why i am sharing it here..

Having said that, sorry if this is not the best place for this posts..Mods pardon me oo.. grin grin
Just follow the steps below to recieve yours, you must be on MTN Ipulse or Paygo or migrate by dialing *409# or through talk by *419#

* Now, just goto your settings > general > Time and Date and set your date to 5th of october, 2019.

#Note you are doing this to enable your data last long..


*After setting it just text reset to 131.
#Ignore the message that would come like" Dear Cutomer,Invalid request"

*
Now Text 6GBH19 to 131
#wait for like 2munites, and Text Activate to 131#

*You would get a message like "Request Processing,you get a reply shortly." about 30 seconds again you get a message like "Dear MTN Customer,this service is no longer provided to Nigerians"

*Finally,Dial *555*1*19#
You get a Warning Message like# Hey Oga, you have been trying to get this 6Gigs free :-/, shey you know how much dey thing the cost? You customers won't pity person,you guys want to run us down by force, please naa.. grin grin

Have a nice day and please try and laugh to this dry joke..and dont forget to put a smile on someone's face today.. grin

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