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PoliticsRe: Commonly Used Phrases In Defense Of GEJ On Social Media by Swiftlee(m): 11:04am On Nov 28, 2013
Abu Mikey:


**dies**
gringringrin
**Calls some nairalanders to help take this guy to the morgue, before he decides to wake up** grin grin
PoliticsRe: Commonly Used Phrases In Defense Of GEJ On Social Media by Swiftlee(m): 10:31am On Nov 28, 2013
Every country has its own problems and challenges..these may be our own God given challenge grin
CelebritiesRe: Don't You Just Love Toolz And Tunde Demuren... (photos) by Swiftlee(m): 10:29am On Nov 28, 2013
Which tool ? That name is just funny grin grin
RomanceRe: Can U Share Ur Toothbrush With Ur Lover ? by Swiftlee(m): 10:27am On Nov 28, 2013
Bia..OP, this is not a matter of yes or no or yes of no...the thing is a blank transparent No..There are some things you cant share, toothbrush sharing violate health ethics..no matter the love! Kobaku ba ko?
CelebritiesRe: Do You Guys Agree That D'banj & Don Jazzy Built The Ent. Industry We Have Today? by Swiftlee(m): 10:14am On Nov 28, 2013
Style Plus + Sunny neji + Mohits + RuggedMan + Psquare(Plantashun Boys -Tuface) = All + Tubaba
Its just pride to say mohits built it alone..for what!!
RomanceRe: Why Are Women Attracted To Men In Cars? by Swiftlee(m): 9:57am On Nov 28, 2013
Dem still dey use dis kind 404 for una side huh grin mehnn..no wander ! The owner must be a rich dude in that woman's eyes..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Gift Of 3million Or A Job Of 75k Per Month: Chose One! by Swiftlee(m): 7:49pm On Nov 27, 2013
Ogbeni grin.. 3Million is the way! If you are placed on a salary, before you get that 3million..it takes you 3 years and 4months...that is if you keep accumulating the salaries without using em... Now,the law of inflation and devaluation would still catch up with that 75k..the value would have reduced in 3 years also. The investment of 3 million is years would be more than double..believe me! Even if its pepper you invested it in..
CelebritiesRe: What Is Wrong With This Photo Of Jim Ikye? by Swiftlee(m): 10:12am On Nov 27, 2013
There is an Isreali gun called Mc uzi SMG, the states security use it for operations..very powerful..i think he is in possession of one! He is not suppose to carry it on the streets!
HealthRe: Nigerian Girls: Do You Exercise? by Swiftlee(m):
Please!! Please!! You guys should not spoil this thread for some of us that are still innocent! The OP asked an innocent sincere kwesion..you guys have diverted the thing towards your naughty minds! I de vex oo... huh

RomanceRe: How To Know If You Are Matured Enough For A Relationship by Swiftlee(m): 9:55am On Nov 27, 2013
So someone has to wait for all these epitles! You go grow dreadlock for chestgrin grin
PoliticsRe: 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan. by Swiftlee(m):
So if he followed his parents..he would have been paddling one canoe on otueke river, netting fish like Peter and Andrew the sons of Zebedee! Thanks to God grin For some of you who might have lost hope..dont worry,your place of birth and where you come from can never determine your destiny! Even your looks or your voice/english pattern cant stop you..If you know what i mean..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancies @ Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) - November 2013 by Swiftlee(m): 8:38am On Nov 27, 2013
Finally I get to know the full meaning of KFC. I thought it was Killing Fans Of Chelsea'
huh
CultureRe: Which Village Are You From? Represent Your Village Here by Swiftlee(m): 7:11pm On Nov 26, 2013
Omaye me de mi abe? See traffic grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: Nigeria Got Talent.. Bad Judges by Swiftlee(m): 5:31pm On Nov 26, 2013
Sorry i could not watch it..No NEPA here..sorry PHCN here since oo
EducationRe: English Word With Three Different Consecutive Repeated Letters? by Swiftlee(m): 4:07pm On Nov 26, 2013
[quote author=Beaf!]Yeah!
This is correct but it cracked me up cheesy we have three eees in it.

The thread says three consecutive LETTERS not words. Some people are typing rubbish![/quote]See this one grin grin you are saying people are typing rubbish and you dint even understand the question!
Bia, the thing is 3-DIFFERENT-CONSECUTIVE-LETTERS..That is; Any letter appearing should be double, but must have 3 double letters in a single word! grin Example.. Beeaaff, ooddee, or oolloodo..thats it grin
EducationRe: English Word With Three Different Consecutive Repeated Letters? by Swiftlee(m): 3:49pm On Nov 26, 2013
safarigirl: moNOPoly
Am seeing tins grin grin
PoliticsRe: Doubts Surround Alleged Attack On Oduah’s Car by Swiftlee(m):
Yes oo, everybody has the right to doubt especially in a country like Nigeria where we have lots of 'saga', lots of money being lutted/missing and nobody asking questions, even the people asking are being silenced with money or through force! A country where every crime history in the Government offices and parastartals are under investigations and review for years without final reading and conviction and a poor nigerian steals a goat (im not justifying this fact!) out of frustration and gets jailed by the court for 19 years the second day..Look nobody believes your trick to cover your mess! Check the report again, the time of police report being Monday was stated categorically four times..shows even the police are in doubt ! grin Having said that, nobody believes the politicians who dont believe her either..they are all the same after all, if not worse.
LiteratureRe: Tim Lahaye Books by Swiftlee(m): 9:07am On Nov 26, 2013
Is this thread still alive?
Christianity EtcRe: Woman Gets A Call And Text Messages From 'Satan' by Swiftlee(m): 5:33pm On Nov 25, 2013
Its nothing though..someone may have taken her phone and saved that number as a name for another number which would show as that 66 what ever...if you know what i mean..grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: Nigerian Idol Season (4) Aspirants, Let's Meet Here. by Swiftlee(m): 5:01pm On Nov 25, 2013
Don famous: The hope OP posted and ran away. SMH
Ogbeni grin grin na OP no be Hope. Besides..that your 'SMH' in capital letter sohuh Hope that head dont cut away cos of shaking grin grin
PoliticsRe: 2015: South-south Will Disown Jonathan If He Doesn’t Run by Swiftlee(m): 3:03pm On Nov 25, 2013
littlehooper7: IN DEMOCRACY:

MAJORITY HAVE THEIR WAY N MINORITY HAVE THEIR SAYS..

GOATLUCK EGBERE JONADWARF
I hate this mehn!!! What sort of rubbish is this..no matter what your grieviances are, why would you resort to calling your presidents unappealing names!! He is a father someone's father! No matter you grieve/hate..not this! Be civilized and educated,that is if you are...i dont blame the mods for always banning you!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Direct Sales Job @ FCMB Or Fidelity by Swiftlee(m): 2:14pm On Nov 25, 2013
coconut head: Ejiofor, you and who are keeping which word? undecided
Your username is off the hook mehn.. grin grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: Nigerian Idol Season (4) Aspirants, Let's Meet Here. by Swiftlee(m): 1:26pm On Nov 25, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]This was me at last years auditions..


[img]http://1.bp..com/-0ZucMS3kniA/TxIGlhAHoWI/AAAAAAAAASM/QQv4inCtLuE/s1600/tumblr_lpfnfwp4vr1r11xkzo1_400.gif[/img][/quote]Yah!! grin See the person i was talking about..erm..abeg, since you contested in the last show...how many Okija juju, did you carry along for audition, like how many pickup van huh so that, uncoming contestants can be fully ready and informed..please oo..can a fully established herberlist go there for audition?..cos i always see one guy with his Iffa bones on this forum..grin
TV/MoviesRe: Nigerian Idol Season (4) Aspirants, Let's Meet Here. by Swiftlee(m): 1:06pm On Nov 25, 2013
What is Nigerian Idol? I have been seeing one name like Okija_juju and Pagan9ja on this forum...are they in anyway affiliates to amadioha or sango..or even this Naija Idolhuh#Thinking aloud huh huh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Simple Way To Write A Very Good Cover Letter..... by Swiftlee(m): 1:02pm On Nov 25, 2013
Look at what you guys are doing! grin grin why do you resort to writing your emails all over the forums at any slightest space. You can just download that attachment as an Image!!!!! Hah..shey wuna no sabi use wuna BB abi na phone abi na computers again??
RomanceRe: How Do I Get Rid Of My Big Butt Am Shy Having It by Swiftlee(m): 12:32pm On Nov 25, 2013
drnairalov: bros...Jesus didnt die 4 dis u know ...u4 tell me say we dey fyt b4!
Sorry man..na joke me dey ogrin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Wil I Answer Him If He Ask 4 My Nysc Cert? by Swiftlee(m): 11:17am On Nov 25, 2013
Its really a pity when a graduate like the OP would be behaving this way, like how on earth can somebody who claims to have passed through the four walls of the institution have such an attitude...I put it to you! that,if actually you have passed any interview concealing your real person behind the covers of a nice guy! You would get a sack soon! #not a curse or a wish# but the fact for character incompetence and defermations. Look brother..you have a long way to go..hiding behind a faceless social media to be rude to presumably more experienced people wont do you any good..prolly, you are thinking nobody would know whom you really are,right? Not cool..Finally;Work on attitude...dont think everybody on vacancies/job section is jobless...you are way too far sitting on a crude oil pipline if you think that way! Peace..
RomanceRe: How Do I Get Rid Of My Big Butt Am Shy Having It by Swiftlee(m): 10:59am On Nov 25, 2013
drnairalov: Pls how do i get rid of my fine face...am shy of having it sad sad Idowuogbo Nadia_SA1, Adaobi, lila_martedi, wont let my phone rest after seeing my pix.. I just wanna be free. I knw am fine but this attention is 2 much Pls help cry cry cry
First of all, You get rid of it if you have it! Having said that, your face worwor pass farmented casava grin grin . I may help if you really want to make people still run away from you like before..just mix kolanut,ginger,red pepper,aleo vera,ugu, plantain pills and acid...just poor it on your face...you go know the difference between...worwor and war zone...and those girls would still be around not because there are tripping, but for sympathy grin grin Oloshi
FashionRe: Rihanna Or Ebube Nwagbo, Who Wore It Better? by Swiftlee(m): 10:29am On Nov 25, 2013
Whether Ebube or Rihanna...anybody wia no wear em own well, make una go wear am well for am...mmmstew grin
SportsRe: Odemwingie, Taiwo, Uche Set For Eagles Recall by Swiftlee(m): 1:13pm On Nov 24, 2013
Hello Keshi,If you can read this; we have a considerable number of strikers already that are averagely up to the task..what we need in the super eagles now is the back four coming together to work! Defenders who are always concious, and somebody to support Mikel..I discovered that our defenders dont have that experience against a big opposition..Imaging three defenders running to tackle just one winger on flank on that Italy friendly...bro grin work on your defence!! I repeat..work on your defence!!
EducationRe: ASUU To Meet Jonathan by Swiftlee(m): 12:56pm On Nov 24, 2013
Jhulyan: unto ur papa where im b ba??
grin grin grin

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