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FashionRe: Her Dress Is Too Tight And She's Revealing Too Much On A Gospel Album Cover -cri by Swiftlee(m): 6:09pm On Dec 18, 2013
Very reasonable criticism, i really think think the dress was a market strategy and also for publicity...Zone 1, just incase..!
Nairaland GeneralRe: NMAT....Nomski0 wins Best Female Monicker 2013...Congratulations!! by Swiftlee(m): 11:55pm On Dec 17, 2013
Adaobi123, Vivly, Ignis...just incase grin grin
RomanceRe: Finest Guy On Nairaland, Upload Pic, Girls Rate. by Swiftlee(m): 7:17pm On Dec 17, 2013
cyclops4real: i can't dance cry
undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Finest Guy On Nairaland, Upload Pic, Girls Rate. by Swiftlee(m): 7:10pm On Dec 17, 2013
cyclops4real: heres one without glasses, frankly speaking am just bored grin
Please o, bros..are you in anyway this guy dancing personally? No vex oo grin grin

RomanceRe: Finest Guy On Nairaland, Upload Pic, Girls Rate. by Swiftlee(m): 3:57pm On Dec 17, 2013
divex: THIS SITE IS FULL OF VILLAGERS. SORRY OH, JUST SAYING MY MIND. LOTS OF EKAETTE'S AND ADAMU'S
Busted!! grin grin.. You are kinda right, you also forgot to add "Full of Kids too" grin
FamilyA Happy Home by Swiftlee(op): 7:24am On Dec 17, 2013
Please Read this piece to the end..a friend sent it to me..
How do You really expect your wife's boobs
to be as firm as it was when You married
her after You have fondled it every night for
years now?
Have You ever imagined what it feels like to
be pregnant?
Do You really know what it takes to breast
feed?
If your wife has flat boobs now and does
not have that beautiful shape she the first
time You met, it is probably because of You!
Get used to it.
You once had it when it was firm, accept it
now that is sagging. That's no excuse for
cheating. You leave for work and get back at
almost the same time with your wife, she
dashes into the kitchen to prepare food,
helps the children with their home work and
irons their clothes for the next day, serves
your food while You are watching Man
United and Arsenal play,
runs your water for bathing, and put the
children to sleep. She crawls into bed all tired
and sleepy and then You want great
sex...and when she pleads with You that
she's tired, You flare up in anger and
threaten to find a mistree because she is
starving You. Hmmm!
Oga, that's no excuse for cheating... If You
truly want great sex, please help a little with
the chores or get a hand to assist her... When
the food is a little bit salty, You get very
angry and remind her of your mother....
But are You really like your father? You go
to fast food joints and restaurant, pay and
eat tasteless food and still say thank You to
the attendants, and even if You
have the guts to complain, You do so very
coded and calmly...
That your wife can't cook is not excuse for
cheating! Teach her, get her a book or better
still get someone to teach her....
Your wife appeared too decent when You
met her, You probably thought she was a
virgin but was surprised to know she had
slept with a few men when You got
married...That's no excuse for cheating!
Were You a virgin before You married her?
If she probably lied to You about been a
virgin, please forgive her and move on, the
women You are cheating on her with are
not virgins too...
Your wife looks dirty and unkempt....that's
no excuse! If You truly love her, teach to
look exactly the way You want her too...
You will be so surprised to know your wife
is such an amazing beauty....
You complain that it is her nagging that puts
You off and that's why You cheat...
Brother, that's no excuse... Have You taken
time to find out the reason? A lot of women
nag because they are frustrated and do not
have a listening man...
You spend your Fridays dancing and
drinking away time at the club, leaving your
wife and children all lonely at home! And
when then You say, my wife is so boring...
She doesn't want to hang out with me!
Have You asked her if she prefers
somewhere else other than the club?
Please find out what truly excites that
woman and don't use that as an excuse to
cheat.....
Friend, the list is simply endless! There's no
reason good enough in the world to cheat
on your wife! No matter how bad she is, she
really must have a good side.
Please love and encourage her and stay with
your family.
The women You are chasing all over in town
will only stay with You because of what You
have to offer. They will run with three legs
when You have a little challenge! No woman
in this world will love You better
than your wife, so stick to her and
remember that first love that brought You
together!For every woman reading this, do not use
this an excuse to forget your responsibilitie
s. I aint preaching women liberation.
I'm simply encouraging the men to stay at
home, so play your own part and enjoy
marital bliss.
May God Grant Us All Wisdom To Take Care
Of Our Homes. Amen
!! Merry Christmas!
No source cos it was a watsapp message..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Sugar To Employ 150,000 Workers. by Swiftlee(m): 3:39pm On Dec 16, 2013
Kingspin: The job locations are not even convenience convenient and convincing.
Fixed
RomanceRe: UNILAG Girls Classified According To Their Hostels by Swiftlee(m): 8:48am On Dec 16, 2013
Romancegirl: awon hater. If u talk too much i'll expose ur fb username!
See threat grin grin grin Kini big deal babe?? Whats the fuzz about? Why are you taking this stuff personal?

Foreign AffairsRe: The World’s Largest Gay Mass Wedding Holds In Brazil [photos] by Swiftlee(m): 9:52pm On Dec 14, 2013
Oh...Blood of Jisos!! I was even scared to open this page! After opening, i could'nt help but marvel at these insane sets!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduate Trainees At Actionaid Nigeria - October 2013 by Swiftlee(m): 6:59pm On Dec 10, 2013
Please, just click on "JOBS" on the website, you will locate the application form you can download and fill..Goodluck
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduate Trainees At Actionaid Nigeria - October 2013 by Swiftlee(m): 6:53pm On Dec 10, 2013
AAN is inviting applications from qualified
candidates to fill the position of Women’s
Rights Manager.
AAN is inviting applications from qualified
candidates to fill the position of Women’s
Rights Manager.
Person SpecificationsEducation/
Qualifications • Degree in Social Sciences,
Arts or Humanities is essential. • Masters
Degree in a related field is essential.
Experience • Eight years post NYSC
experience is essential• Four years
experience in a similar position in the
development sector preferably in Women’s
Rights work is essential• Experience in
national level advocacy & campaigns is
desirable
Skill/Abilities • Strong oral and written
communication skills is essential• Excellent
skills in programme information
management is desirable
Personal Qualities• A person of integrity,
creative and takes initiative, able to work
effectively in a diverse team environment
are essential
All interested candidates should complete
the application form accessed from
www.actionaid.org/nigeria and send as an
MSWord attachment to vacancy.nigeria@
actionaid.org. Only Electronically submitted
forms will be entertained. Scanned
application forms will be disregarded.
ActionAid offers competitive terms of
employment. Applications from women are
particularly welcome.
Closing date for receipt of applications is
20th December, 2013 . While we respect all
applicants, interview date will be
communicated only to short listed
candidates
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Things Nigerian Job Seekers Should Have While Searching For A Job by Swiftlee(m):
You need God! See, without God your connections are nothing! Infact without God, your certificates and qualifications are valueless!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduate Trainees At Actionaid Nigeria - October 2013 by Swiftlee(m): 2:07pm On Dec 10, 2013
Please guys check the website of Action Aid. There is another vacancy available..
FamilyRe: The Birth Of Our Baby Girl Realtime Updates by Swiftlee(m): 7:33pm On Dec 09, 2013
baba2ndey: More greece to ur elbow bros Apoti, I wish her safe delivery and congrats in advance.
Grease
HealthRe: Safe Home Remedies For Yellow Teeth#dentist Directive by Swiftlee(m): 12:26pm On Dec 08, 2013
Hello dear, if Gods plan for you is yellow teeth, not even iron sponge can clean it!
SportsRe: FIFA 2014 World Cup Draw In Brazil by Swiftlee(m): 7:12pm On Dec 06, 2013
I am shaking my head in pity like this omonile ad below grin grin Oh Ghana..hmmm we shall meet again grin
SportsRe: FIFA 2014 World Cup Draw In Brazil by Swiftlee(m): 7:07pm On Dec 06, 2013
adaobi123: Did you win ?
1 question; answer 2 grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Gen. Muhammadu Buhari Addresses Nigerians by Swiftlee(m): 11:34am On Dec 06, 2013
Dahomey Amazon: When Babangida sacked Buhari was he the most senior officer ? All you have posted is just assumptions, i have posted what the history books says.
Someone wrote the history book and it can not boast of infallibility just as you said some of the post up there are just mere arguements by people; having said that...I admire your arguements though scanty and not convincing. I still would say..i did not receive any insults from you. Kudos !!, but the truth still lyes..The only Head of State who was not involved in any coup is Abdulsalam!#You can disproof please..I am over and out..check back later
PoliticsRe: Gen. Muhammadu Buhari Addresses Nigerians by Swiftlee(m): 10:55am On Dec 06, 2013
Dahomey Amazon: @ bolded if Buhari staged the coup why did the colonel have to pull his pistol? You mean they didn't agree who should lead the government before hand

Why was Buhari not present in the said meeting?

You can do better
I think i have done enough to convince you. I mean, why wont you ask yourselve since you claim to know about the military era. Why would a soldier fight for another soldier to take a vacant position after the stager is killed? My dear In 1975, a group of Colonels sacked the
government of General Yakubu Gowon in a
bloodless coup. It may interest you to know that, it was General Murtala Muhammed
who masterminded this coup. In this coup,
no live were lost. General Murtala
Muhammed assumed power in July 1975. See my dear, in the military. Except you are extraordinary, you dare not take the position of you senior! A juniur stage, a senior takes over..thats the way it is...You dont expect Buhari to be in the meeting, when he knows they cant try shit! He already knows the outcome, the worst is they kill themselves, he still takes over..
PoliticsRe: Gen. Muhammadu Buhari Addresses Nigerians by Swiftlee(m): 10:29am On Dec 06, 2013
Dahomey Amazon: Patiently waiting for how Buhari staged the coup
Hello Kids..since you are too lazy to do the work your selves let me help you out. First and foremost you know nothing about military coup and its strategies!! Just as you are being dribbled by you today political gods to oppose and disorganise the government's efforts! Having said that, let me clearly inform you that there is a great distinction when you juxtapose Coup staging/Execution and Coup planning. The December 31, 1983 coup was staged by Brigadier Bako! I think that is the basis of your arguement kids grin grin #Military strategy# let me shock you again, Gen. Obasanjo has never staged a coup, but has been a planner of a coup just like Buhari..#You sentimental brians wont let you see this# Now lets go back to the former.. After Bako who staged the coup was killed, A Colonel
pulled out his pistol and threatened the
coup plotters that if Gen. Buhari was not
made the new Head of State, none of them
gathered at the meeting would come out
alive, cos buhari was the most senior among them then.#Just think about that, i dont need to spill everything out, you that thing at your disposal#
Let me stop here.. But know this! Buhari can never be Nigeria's President! Babangida discovered this earlier and dicleared that he is not a politician even Abdulsalam;though was not involved in coup..Obasanjo won because Nigerians where still not healed of thier cuts from the military then#1999.
PoliticsRe: Gen. Muhammadu Buhari Addresses Nigerians by Swiftlee(m):
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PoliticsRe: Gen. Muhammadu Buhari Addresses Nigerians by Swiftlee(m): 9:59am On Dec 06, 2013
Dahomey Amazon: Is what your history books say? or you are quoting from your village town hall gossips. Post details of the coup na
You seat down let me do the work for you!! After showing you the way!!
PoliticsRe: Who Will Be Nigerian 'nelson Mandela' by Swiftlee(m): 9:22am On Dec 06, 2013
Obasanjo
1. Just incase..
SportsRe: Which Of These Groups Will U Prefer For Nigeria In Today's Fifa Seeding by Swiftlee(m): 9:20am On Dec 06, 2013
Group G is better mehn, besides what time will the draw start?
PoliticsRe: Gen. Muhammadu Buhari Addresses Nigerians by Swiftlee(m): 9:12am On Dec 06, 2013
Dahomey Amazon: Bloody lair, which government did Buhari overthrow? Post evidence and link or you GO and DIE
See this one!!! Buhari overthrew Shehu Shagari on December 31, 1983.. What more evidences do you want at this age?? You will find it here www.giyf.com
PoliticsRe: Again, Oduah Fails To Appear Before Senate Panel, Service Chiefs Too by Swiftlee(m): 9:03am On Dec 06, 2013
What do you guys expect! This is pure contempt of the law court!! Another charge counted against her. We are leaving in naija sha. Just incase..
EntertainmentRe: Anita Joseph Gives Life To Christ…regrets Having Tattoos In Her Body by Swiftlee(m): 8:59am On Dec 06, 2013
Bia... Is that her former picsure or the new born again pose? Besides, if she is truly born again and changed, time to wear cloths to cover those places. You cant walk up to me with tatoos in all K n C and expect me listens. Aboki na, try as fast as possible to clean those stuff! Im not a fan sha, just incase..grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Pastors Asking All Virgins To Step Out. Is It Right? by Swiftlee(m): 7:17pm On Dec 05, 2013
lynpetra: How old are u swift??
You are just asking i quess!! You would be shocked if i told you the motive of your question!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastors Asking All Virgins To Step Out. Is It Right? by Swiftlee(m): 7:08pm On Dec 05, 2013
lynpetra: LOL. tongue
huh huh undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Pastors Asking All Virgins To Step Out. Is It Right? by Swiftlee(m): 6:57pm On Dec 05, 2013
lynpetra: Am sure your cheap post makes you feel so damn good with yourself.Am happy to be of good service. wink
Indeed!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastors Asking All Virgins To Step Out. Is It Right? by Swiftlee(m): 6:31pm On Dec 05, 2013
lynpetra: Can imagine trying to stand up...then my mom dragging me back to sit my assss down grin cheesy
Lovely grin grin, If your mum doesnt save you,who will huh ?? She knows how many guys she has seen in the garden visinity grin Just for the records,nice mum u ve gat.

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