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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 9:49am On Sep 06, 2019
airmark:
Top 10 biggest spenders of the last decade:

1. Man City: 1.6b€
2. Barcelona: 1.5b€
3. Chelsea: 1.4b€
4. PSG: 1.3b€
5. Juventus: 1.2b€
6. Man United: 1.2b€
7. Real Madrid: 1.2b€
8. Atletico: 1.2b€
9. Liverpool: 1.1b€
10. Inter: 968m€

via : CIES
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 6:30pm On Sep 05, 2019
Melvyn11:
Just pray Pepe delivers tongue
First two games against the top 4, new league, probably isn't 100% sharp yet either no preseason for him, Played against the 2 best leftbacks and Best centre back in england, gave them horrible game and nightmares.He mentally broke danny rose then physically broke him. When he is settled best Winger in the league no question.
The talent is obvious. The ability to really dominate is there. Perhaps a little too anxious about opening his account. Finishing and final pass is abit off at the moment.
But I love how any defenders in between him and the goal is just a mere distraction to him.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 6:06pm On Sep 05, 2019
Even United fans knows he is nothing but a speed merchant. Mr Kick and run cheesy cheesy cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 5:35pm On Sep 05, 2019
[quote author=Melvyn11 post=81946574][/quote]Club that's struggling to even play football is shouting pepe up and down cheesy cheesy. Before December the wailing on top james head will pass those of the Israelites grin. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 2:32pm On Sep 05, 2019
GloryIsaac:
You started it though grin
Big headed Lana1 did. Putting James and Pepe in the same sentence was an insult,he has to apologise cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 2:22pm On Sep 05, 2019
Chrisus:
Keep your dribbles, we'll keep our goals cheesy
cheesy cheesy cheesy Ok.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 2:17pm On Sep 05, 2019
People that 5pts in 4 games cheesy
Couldn't Win Crystal Palace and Southampton
Have the audacity to compare one kick and run merchant cheesy to King Pepe because he has scored 3 goals

This is what happens when you score 3 goals in a team with mediocre players.
Their fans see you as a god!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 2:04pm On Sep 05, 2019
Lana1:
Is it the same way u were ready to stake that Neymar will leave PSG? Better go and find somewhere to sit quietly
Initial gra gra FC cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 2:03pm On Sep 05, 2019
GloryIsaac:
How many goals do they both have now? angry
He has started just 2 games against Tottenham and Liverpool. It's silly to compare any players stats before November. James has had the better start between both just in goal stats only because Pepe is miles ahead in other areas but he is helped by playing lesser opponents. As the season progresses you will come to the realization that Pepe is miles ahead of James.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 1:54pm On Sep 05, 2019
iamharkinwaley:
Idiot, [/b]James already had 3 goals and more to come,[b] how much goals has your Pepe Shaku Shaku scored? Answer am first.
No need for insult Bros. Then stake on the bolded if you dare.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 1:51pm On Sep 05, 2019
Smellymouth:
What about goals scored?
Pukki has more goals than Harry Kane, who is better? It's just 4 games into the season using goals scored is pointless when pepe has played against tougher opponents than James.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 1:45pm On Sep 05, 2019
Put your money where your mouth is. Pepe will contribute more goals and assist than James this season. Who is ready to stake? angry angry. No too much noise lamentation Fc cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 1:42pm On Sep 05, 2019
Lana1:
This only proves James is better at crossing than Pepe. Besides, who u want make he dey connect with James' crosses? Is it that Rashford that isn't good at anything?
cheesy cheesy Kick and run merchant.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 1:37pm On Sep 05, 2019
Lana1:
Whatever he is, he's sha better than Peperenpe. cheesy cheesy
Maybe in your dreams cheesy cheesy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 1:30pm On Sep 05, 2019
Lana1:
It is easy to score 22 goals against plumbers from Troyes FC. We are waiting for him to turn up against actual footballers in a top 2 European league.

And Walcott is British btw.
True James is the future of football. cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 12:50pm On Sep 05, 2019
GloryIsaac:
[s]James better improve his crosses though grin grin[/s]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 12:47pm On Sep 05, 2019
GloryIsaac:
Lmaooooo

This means James has successfully completed 11% of his crosses so far.

Whereas Pepe has successfully completed 0% of his crosses so far.

Which also means that James has a higher chance of completing a cross, whereas Pepe has absolutely no chance. You can't make this up wink
Bwhahahaha 18 crosses attempted, completed only 2 playing against Crystal palace and Southampton. He should keep it up please cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 12:17pm On Sep 05, 2019
2 crosses out of 18 cheesy. Is that not Ashley young level grin grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 11:53am On Sep 05, 2019
Lana1:
U've just defined Pepe. grin
Oga Pepe has plenty sense grin. 22goals and 11assist last season proves my point cheesy. Ewon British Walcott was celebrating like Ronaldo only to loss grin grin.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 9:36am On Sep 05, 2019
Lana1:
Kick and follow wey dey score? I'll take that. How many years una play Walcott again? cheesy
Thank God you agree Daniel James is just the lastest version of Walcott cheesy cheesy. Players with speed and no sense grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 8:49am On Sep 05, 2019
grin grin grin

Lana1 come and see o.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 8:41am On Sep 05, 2019
Lana1:
grin grin grin

Swissh come and see o.

grin grin grin
Run and kick Mechant cheesy. Here is his best Talent grin.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 7:33pm On Sep 04, 2019
airmark:
grin grin grin
Swissh will join the entourage in Spain in court.
It's melvyn11 I will call for you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 2:40pm On Sep 04, 2019
raumdeuter:
1 Klopp
Very far gap

next Naggelsman

Last Tuchel

Klopp is the ready coach Bayern should get now if he is available. Him and Pep are the 2 best coaches by a distance. We cannot get Pep again but Klopp being German might be tempted

2. Naggelsman is young and has done a lot of impressive work, He plays very aggresively but he still has lapses in defence. Which he needs to fix,I think he needs a tier 2 gig to prove himself like he is doing at leipzig now

3. Tuchel is the worst IMO I think he is even worse than Kovac and the reason is this. Tuchel is a tactical mind in the German coaching test conducted by the German FA only Tuchel and Tobias Schweinsteiger got perfect scores in the THEORETICAL exam

So this theory affects him so much, He tries to be a Pep but an inferior version of it. When he faced Pep he tried to use Peps press against him Guardiola simply instructed Boateng to be sending long balls over the press that put Muller and Lewandoski vs Slow Hummels and Sokratis, at the end of the game it ended 5-1. He doesn't know the difference between theory and when to be practical

Being an idealist, he thinks he can load teams with average players and get them to play his way, This can work at smaller teams but not at top sides, At Dortmund he bought over 10 players who are totally useless and the team is still struggling to offload them Schulle, Toprak, Isak, Mor, Rode, Gotze, Merino, Castro, Bartra, Park. He had some successful transfers like Dembele and (Weigl)

He is known to have done some of the worst bottle jobs in the history of football.
He led Liverpool 3-1 at Anfield by the 60th min
and went to lose 4-3 conceding 3 goals in 30mins
He led PSG when Man utd academy eliminated them after leading 2-0 in the first leg last season
Going to Anfield and leading 3:1 is already Impressive despite the Result.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 8:36pm On Sep 03, 2019
Ravioli:
Stvpid

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 8:14pm On Sep 03, 2019
purpleprincess:
You are the most useless dolt i have ever met on the net. So because i am not a united fan i can't have an opinion on United matters? When idiottts like you do not have reasonable, they always resort to Argumentum Ad Hominems and Ignorantio Elenchi. If you could read, you'd have also read that i said my dad is a staunch united fan and i always watch united matches with him even until today. Ewu gambia! Never quote me again you foolll!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Swissh: 6:53pm On Sep 03, 2019
Guendouzi is smashing it so far in this season. He has improved his possession and positional game and is rightly getting the hype these days.
Along with Ceballos and Willock and swiss good Maitland-Niles the future is looking bright in centre midfield position. Time to move on from Xhaka
In the three seasons he's been a first XI player we've spent 3 seasons not touching the top 4.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 12:59pm On Sep 03, 2019
Segedinho:
baba


Phuck u


cool
Calm down chief cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 12:58pm On Sep 03, 2019
SkimpleD:
I go shook shook you lipsrsealed


If you no show us Neymar in Barca or Madrid Jersey before the close of the day, may thunderstorm strike you huh
Done grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 12:56pm On Sep 03, 2019
Lana1:
I meant "Arsenal front 2". Lacazete and Aubameyang.

We all know Ceballos and Pepe na shīt. grin
Were you drunk when you wrote Arsenal front 3 cheesy. After Pepe catch your 200million back line I will be here to read your lamentations grin grin grin.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 12:53pm On Sep 03, 2019
Lana1:
U would have had a point if Rashford was playing as a prospect earning less than 100k a week like his mate Tammy Abraham.

But the guy carries himself like an Mbappe, fleecing the club for 250k p/w(not even sure if Mane, Salah, Kane and Aguero earn up to this), and then proceeds to drop 0 goals in 10 games.

If he gets sold and performs elsewhere then good for him. Record has it he has been useless for United in 4 years.

[/b]Overrated English Macheda[b].
I too like Lana cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy. Werey boy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Swissh: 11:36am On Sep 03, 2019
Lana1:
Liverpool and City's front 3 and to some extent [/b] Arsenal's front 3 [b] is why i always screamyearn cheesy for good strikers that score almost every week.

Not frauds like Rashford that will score once in 10 games.

If Salah and Mane were as useless as Rashford, Liverpool wont be the force they are today.
If RVP, Hernandez and Rooney were useless in 2012/13 like Rashford is today we would not have won the league that year.

The defence and midfield can be average but once you have reliable strikers, ur problem is half solved.
This is why i can never rate a striker who constantly goes more than 2 games(at least) without scoring. Cant rate one who needs 2 chances to score one goal either.

We need to get rid of this Rashford. And if we are being realistic, unless proven otherwise, Martial too.

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