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mikel is going to jail. chelski bad luck

lancaster:
;Dplease lets not deviate
MORE CHELSKI STUFFFFFFFF

HY MY MAN----MORE JOKES ON THE WAY!!

yes mikel is going to jail---get usd to that. ;d

big father:
Story ! Story !! Story !!! Bros make you leave history and let's face the current happenings abeg !
And as for respraying your car, why not dash it out to charity.This will really show your hatred for the BLUES.

EDUCATION- TO DETERMINE A BIG CLUB YOU CAN NEVER IGNORE THE HONOURS AND SILVERWARE THEY HAVE IN HISTORY-----that is th difference between chad and egypt in african soccer for example-------------even if you want to talk about current happening it is worse of for chelski as with all the wasted money they had no trophy last season and will not get one this season-------------SOON the team will be sold bit by bit-----END OF THE BLUES!!

@homosapien
yes true talk---current heppings shows that manchester united is far far far far far far far-------league defending champions---champions league defender ad world champions better than chelsea!!

mikel obi is going to be jailed for one season!!

CHELSEA IS GOING TO HAVE A VERY VERY BAD FEBRUARY------IT IS TAGGED THE BLACK FEB STARTING WITH LIVERPOOL-----then elimination from champions ;league and dropping points seriously in their next five league games-----------let them climd to the second spot now---the higher they climb today the bigger the fall . starting from sunday


switch 47 is a childish imbecilic stupid idiot--------what else a junkie more names please -------or better still ignore the prophet ------but you wont ignore the black february---------- CHELSEA MAY END UP SIXTH ON THE TABLE./FIFTH

BENITEZ IS HAPPY AT THE MOMENT? WHY liverpools' wife chelsea is paying them a visit on sunday-----what a lovely way to start february. liverpool TOM versus CHELSEA JERrY----chelsea will die on sunday!!!

homosapien:
switch
pls no kill yourself over Chelsea.who God don bless no man can cures not even u and your entire old trafford.lol [/color]

mykali:
[color=#000099]stupidity

dyabman:
Switch

You go switch off pretty soon

WHAT? with roman blood money---------bad luck!! have you forgotten the banana peel episod in moscow-------chelsea is doomed---law of diminishing return visa to hell!! oh yes i am stupid----that makes the two of us--------my fellow stupid poster i hail o!!

leave? to where? who wan buy ex convict---dont you know the guy is going to jail----oh yes he is going for sure---to jail!!

CHELSEA FC HONOURS
POSITION IN THE LEAGUE
 
FA Premier League
 
Winners Runners-up
   
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2004-05 2006-07
  2003-2004
 
Football League Division 1
 
Winners Runners-up
1954-1955   
   
   
 
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Winners Runners-up
1988-1989 1976-1977
1983-1984 1962-1963
  1929-1930
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League position 1992 - present 
 
Year  Position 
Premier League 
   
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2006-2007 2nd
2005-2006 1st
2004-2005 1st
2003-2004 2nd
2002-2003  4th 
2001-2002  6th 
2000-2001  6th 
1999-2000  5th 
1998-1999  3rd 
1997-1998  4th 
1996-1997  6th 
1995-1996  11th 
1994-19 95  11th 
1993-1994  14th 
1992-1993  11th 
 





CHELSEA FC
FA / LEAGUE CUP / OTHER TROPHIES
 
FA Cup  Football League Cup 
 
Winners  Runners-up  Winners  Runners-up 
           
2007 2002  2007 2008
2000  1994  2005 1972 
1997  1967  1998   
1970  1915  1965   
 
 
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CHELSEA FC
OTHER ACHIEVEMENTS IN EUROPE
 
Championships League  2007-08 (runners-up )
European Cup Winners' Cup 1997-98 (winners); 1970-71 (winners)
Super Cup 1998-1999 (winners)
     

JUDGE WHO HAS THE BETTER PEDIGREE----ARSENAL HAS A BETTER HISTORY---SO GO REST FIRST ON THAT ONE

IN TERMS OF CLUB HISTORY CHELSEA IS NO WHERE NEAR ARSENAL AND BEFORE THEY GET CLOSE IT WILL TAKE YEARS AND YEARS---------DONT EVEN TRY COMPARE YOUR SELF WITH LIVERPOOL OR MANCHESTER UNITED---IF JESUS TARIES IT WILL TAKE A MILLION LIGHT YEARS TO GET TO HAL;F MAN UNITED LEVEL IN ACHIEVEMENT-----LOOK AT THE PREMIERSHIP----YOU JUST MANAGE DO SMALL GRAGRA LIKE HULL CITY FOR TWO YEAR WASTE MONEY SMALL COME DEY MAKE MOUTH ----OMO YOUR CLUB HAS NO HISTORY WORTH RECORDING-----THE TEAM IS THE BIGGEST FLUKE IN HISTORY AND ITWILL SOON GO WHERE IT BELONGS-----

manickal:
if u hate chelsea for the main reason that u think we bought our way into the top 4 clubs, then i'm sorry. u myte prolly be doing same to Man City in the next few years. so i dont have a clue as to what ur problem is.

as for the highlighted, we've finished in the top four for five seasons (since i became a fan) , winning both of them. . .so what is ur arguement? if u wanna hate, pick on Arsenal who havent won shyt in 3 years now with all their fantastic football.

wHAT NONSENSE? ARSENAL IS A BIG TEAM WITH PEDEGREE AND BETTER RECORD THAN DUMB CHELSEA!!  and it was not money but common sense!!

ARSENAL FC HONOURS
POSITION IN THE LEAGUE
 
FA Premier League
 
Winners  Runners-up 
   
2003-04  2004-05 
2001-02 2002-03 
1997-98  2000-01 
  1999-2000 
  1998-99 
 
Football League Division 1
 
1990-91 1972-73 
1988-89 1931-32 
1970-71 1925-26 
1952-53 
1947-48 
1937-38 
1934-35 
1933-34 
1932-33 
1930-31 







 
League position 1992 - present 
   
Year  Position 
Premier League 
   
2007-2008 3rd
2006-2007 4th
2005-06 4th
2004-05 2nd
2003-04 1st
2002-03 2nd
2001-02 1st
2000-01 2nd
1999-2000 2nd
1998-99 2nd
1997-98 1st
1996-97 3rd 1995-96  5th
1994- 95  12th 
1993-94  4th 
1992-93  10th 
 







FA / LEAGUE CUP
 
FA Cup  Football League Cup 
       
Winners  Runners-up  Winners  Runners-up 
           
2005  2001  1993  1988 
2003  1980  1987  1969 
2002  1978    1 968 
1998  1972    2007
1993  1952     
1979  1932     
1971  1927     
1950       
1936       
1930       
   





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Fairs Cup  1969-70 (winners)
UEFA Cup 1999-2000 (runners-up)
Cup Winners Cup  1994-5 (runners-up); 1993-94 (winners); 1979-80 (runners-up)
European Cup / Champions League  2005-06 (runners FIRST LONDON CLUB IN FINALS

lysaa:
just gimme 10 reasons y I shouldn't shoot this poster, then I'd give u 20 reasons y u are dumb!

there is only one smart reason why the poster thinks your post is dumb----------if you cant see him then you cant aim your gun at him and  that means you are incapable of shooting him.

besides the poster(switch47 -yeah me) is DUMB, stupid , mad ,crazy daft good ,bad ,ugly, eccentric,idiotic, depressed------all rolled into one and he does not give a shitt what anybody thinks because you dont know him, cant know or ever see him or know his identity so he sees the online thing as just a fake reality-----a place to derive his dumb fun --------he is a schizophraniac and dont give a hoot.

chelsea is currently celebrating victories over SOUTHEND, IPSWISC T AND BORO (3RD FROM THE BOTTOM TEAM) chelsea a team that has not been able to beat any team in the BIG THREE[/b]9no big four chelsea isnt a big club) only big money to waste---------------the more they clime now in celebration over boro the bigger the fall on sunday( scolari is looking for a draw)  SUNMDAY will surely be a turning point for chelsea and FEBRUARY 2009 will be remembered in the historyof chelsea as the BLACK FEBRUARY!!------ the blues is a forgone conclusion.






[b]i now take public transport because my car is blue(God i need to respray to avoid bad luck)

mikel obi is going to jail. chikena. he must go to jail.

chelski is celebrating o the victory over 3rd from bottom boro let us not interuppt them let them climb the higher they go this weekday.the bigger the fall on sunday

anyway- the jokes continues!! shortly

[quote author=invisible! link=topic=196587.msg3399333#msg3399333 date=1233227563]You are prolly annoyed and embarassed that we won? more heartbreaks for you as we bounce back. Hide your face and run away, cry your hearts out, beat your wife, break your telly, Chelsea will give you heart attack.[/quote]

switch47:
@thread
Chelsea was able to beat second from bottom BORO and you guys call it a warning sign to the reds(liverpool)? it is still very true that CHELSEA HAS NOT BEEN ABLE TO BEAT ANY STRONG TEAM THIS SESON. any team in the 'BIG THREE' and on sunday i guess chelsea will be lectured on the art of soccer at anfield. THIS IS THE BEGINING OF THE END

SUN 1 FEB- LIVERPOOL - chelsea (chelsea wants to play 4 draw says scolari)
sat 7 feb hull city- chelsea
sat 21 feb ASTON VILLA- chelsea
wed sat 25- chelsea- JUVENTUS (last burial)
28 sat - wigan- chelsea
3 mar porthmoth-chelsea
10th march JUVENTUS - chelsea (last burial part 2) Roman final heart break


I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT BY THE TIME THESE FIXTURES HAS BEEN PLAYED---------CHELSEA WILL

1. NOT BE IN SECOND SPOT and may not qualify for champions league or even UEFA.
2. WILL BE OUT OF CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
3. HOPELESS

, chelsea is a forgone conclusion.

lancaster:
i just wish u will have the same passion and/or sentiment for our Nigerian clubsides

WHICH ONE ;THE ONES THAT BEAT REFS TO WIN MATCHES,OR PLAY TILL MIDNIGHT TO GET A GOAL,OR GET PENALTIES FOR A FOUL ON THE CENTER CIRCLE,OR WEAR JERSIES WITH NUMBERS WRITTTEN WITH PAINT OR,

    chelski is celebrating o let us not interuppt them let them climb the higher they go this weekday.the bigger the fall on sunday

homosapien:
switch
not funny.

YES, not funny!! hominids dont get the jokes till the rest stops laughing

@thread
   Chelsea was able to beat second from bottom BORO and you guys call it a warning sign to the reds(liverpool)? it is still very true that CHELSEA HAS NOT BEEN ABLE TO BEAT ANY STRONG TEAM THIS SESON. any team in the 'BIG THREE' and on sunday i guess chelsea will be lectured on the art of soccer at anfield. THIS IS THE BEGINING OF THE END

SUN 1 FEB-        LIVERPOOL - chelsea (chelsea wants  to play 4 draw  says scolari)
sat 7 feb                 hull city- chelsea
sat 21 feb             ASTON VILLA- chelsea
wed sat 25-            chelsea- JUVENTUS (last burial)
28 sat   -          wigan- chelsea
  3 mar                porthmoth-chelsea
10th march     JUVENTUS - chelsea    (last burial part 2) Roman final heart break


I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT   BY THE TIME THESE FIXTURES HAS BEEN PLAYED---------CHELSEA WILL

1. NOT BE IN SECOND SPOT and may not qualify for champions league or even UEFA.
2. WILL BE OUT OF CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
3. HOPELESS

, chelsea is a forgone conclusion.

jarus
ok true talk. done . drogba cancelled

eastbay said

BlueDiva,
Being selective here,abi?
Remember that Juve were relegated because of the match fixing scandal,not because they were thumped 3-nil by their closest rivals,or couldn't keep a clean sheet even against the likes of Stoke and Ipswich, or take 1 out of a possible 12 at HOME against their title rivals.

I'm not being obsessed.
Your noise about Chelsea is too much;but apparently the 3-nil spanking (without a shot at goal).We're just helping to keep the noise down a bit.
You and your over-aged,over-hyped,over-fluked, over-fed and over-paid players. no be me talk am o you chel;ski have died finish

a lot so is chelsea

HOME VIDEO


TITLE-       THE LAST BURIAL   
FEATURING-      banana peel john terry, mikel obi the drunk driver, scolari, lampard lasemo lasemo, drogba AKA aderogba, PETERU chec , KOLA anelka, ASHES COLE, belleti grass cutter, cowmalu da,? kolou,
STAR ACTORS- the killer squad italian mafias-------juventus FC

venue- PART ONE   the falling stamford bridge (theartre of nightmare)
COMING SOON     FEBRUARY 2009 champions league production


Position Player
1  GK Gianluigi Buffon (vice-captain)
3  DF Giorgio Chiellini
4  DF Olof Mellberg
5  DF Jonathan Zebina
6  MF Cristiano Zanetti
7  MF Hasan Salihamidžić
8  FW Amauri
9  FW Vincenzo Iaquinta
10  FW Alessandro Del Piero (captain)
11  MF Pavel Nedvěd (vice-captain)
12  GK Antonio Chimenti
13  GK Alex Manninger
14  DF Jorge Andrade
15  DF Dario Knežević
16  MF Mauro Camoranesi
17  FW David Trezeguet
18  MF Christian Poulsen
19  MF Claudio Marchisio
20  MF Sebastian Giovinco
21  DF Zdeněk Grygera  AKA KILLER SQUAD---------BY the way juventus was considering bringing their TEAM C  to the bridge but their fans are afraid that chelsea may manage to get a draw if they do so-------so the killer squad are coming to town

WATCH OUT!!   FREE TO SEE THIS INTERESTING STORY ON SUPER SPORTS!! chelsea is nothing but toilet roll in the hands of the creator   every body


THE WHOLE DEMOLITION STARTED WITH A DRAWING OF THE SCALE AT BRIDGE: MAN U MARKED THE BRIDGE FOR DEMOLITION WITH A 1-1 DRAW, THEN LIVERPOOL WAS AWARDED THE CONTRACT BY THE FORMER F.C.T MINISTER TO DEMOLISH THE BRIDGE AND IT SEEMS THE WILL RE-BUILD THE BRIDGE, SO MILITANTS FROM ARSENAL GUNNED THEM DOWN, LEAVING ALL PLAYERS DEAD , FINALLY A THREE DAY :-3-0:- BURIAL RITE WAS PERFORMED IN OLD TRAFFORD ON THE 11TH DAY OF JANUARY 2009. R.I.P

Team News '08

Marlon Made For A Challenge
LAST night's results have given both sides added
incentive to win at Stamford Bridge tonight, but one man
perhaps has more of a point to prove than the rest.

"The gaffer asked me if I was up for a challenge and I
am," says new signing Marlon King. "I just want to
knuckle down and get on with things for Boro now."
If King - who was on the end of s 3-0 defeat against
Chelsea at the KC Stadium earlier this season - wants a
challenge he's about to get his wish, as Luiz Felipe
Scolari's side need to win to close the gap on
Manchester United.

It's a gap which was widened to five points with a 5-0
thumping of West Brom at the Hawthorns, while wins for
Tottenham and Sunderland helped pull those clubs away
from the relegation zone.

The results left the bottom two, West Brom and Stoke
(who now without a win in nine), unchanged, with Boro
next then Blackburn, who entertain Bolton this evening.

Defeat for Portsmouth left them looking over their
shoulders, while Fulham with just one win in nine means
there are not comfortable despite their 10th place.
"It's hard not to look at other results but it's all
about focussing on what we do," says King. "There are
players in this team who can produce a bit of magic.
They have been great and everyone has helped me settle
in very well.
"But the table doesn't lie. Sometimes you look at it and
see teams who have spent a lot of money and they're down
with us. Money doesn't buy you success.
"Sometimes it's about getting results the ugly way.
Worth ethic is very important, doing the ugly things
well, the basics. It starts with the foundation and that
starts tonight at Chelsea.
"What game is easy? No-one is unbeatable, teams are
losing points all over the place, Southend gave Chelsea
a real game recently, so did Stoke and Ipswich. If you
stand off and show respect they'll take advantage of you
- we're all looking for to this.
"Before this season they hadn't lost at home for four
years, but this year the league is different. First and
foremost it's all about survival, that is massively
important for this club."
Full coverage of tonight's game will be available
on Boro World. Right now on Boro World we have
exclusive interviews with Marlon, Gareth Southgate
and captain Emanuel Pogatetz.


I SEE BORO GIVING CHELSEA A RUN FOR THEIR WASTED MONEY.

J[b]uve was reegated not because they did not win---it was a punitive measure. chelsea is just a lousy waste of money and they will go extinct soon!![/b]

argent:
The answer to this question is switch47

you mean chelsea wants to sign switch47----------i already play for the world champions and i dont think i would want to join a clup with no cup!!

Marymos:
Switch 47,take it easy with Chelsea.Is not yet over 4 them.If the owner of the club will change Scholari and inject new players into the team,they may come up again.As at this moment,they are 3rd on the premiership table.

point of corection chelsea is number four on the table as i speak-------and their bad luck is the gods doing--------nothing can save chelsea they are doomed with bad luck--

COME I CAN'T STILL UNDERSTAND THE NOISE CHELSEA FANS IN NAIJA ARE CHANTING ABOUT? MANCHESTER UNITED BEAT THEM MERCILESSLY IN FRONT OF JOSE MORINHNO 3-0, IS IT NOT SHAMEFUL WHAT MAN U DID TO THEM?

AT LEAST RESPECT SHOULD NOW BE GIVEN TO MAN U FOR SOME TIME. WE HAVE 10 EPL TROPHIES COMPERED TO THEIR TWO, NA WAH OOOOOO! THE DIF. IS CLEAR

THE WHOLE DEMOLITION STARTED WITH A DRAWING OF THE SCALE AT BRIDGE: MAN U MARKED THE BRIDGE FOR DEMOLITION WITH A 1-1 DRAW, THEN LIVERPOOL WAS AWARDED THE CONTRACT BY THE FORMER F.C.T MINISTER TO DEMOLISH THE BRIDGE AND IT SEEMS THE WILL RE-BUILD THE BRIDGE, SO MILITANTS FROM ARSENAL GUNNED THEM DOWN, LEAVING ALL PLAYERS DEAD , FINALLY A THREE DAY :-3-0:- BURIAL RITE WAS PERFORMED IN OLD TRAFFORD ON THE 11TH DAY OF JANUARY 2009. R.I.P

MAY THE CONTRACT OF COACH SCOLARI REST IN THE EXIT DOOR, IF HE DOES NOT PERFORM WELL AFTER THE BURIAL CEREMONY, AND WHAT DO U ALL SAY? juventus has been awarded the final contract tagged------THE LAST BURIAL 1 & 2 WHAT A WASTE


@bluediva
yes so so obsessed with -----------thats how i get my fun-----