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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 3:50pm On Jan 24, 2009

FBS:
keep it up Diva.
Chelsea Line up: Cech, Bosingwa, Carvalho, Alex, Ashley Cole, Belletti, Ballack, Lampard, Malouda, Kalou, Anelka.
Subs: Cudicini, Ivanovic, Drogba, Ferreira, Deco, Mancienne, Stoch.

OSANOBUA LAO!!! SEE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SQUAD------ CHECH in goal against ipswichT dem no get second goal keeper fear no let dem use am ------lampard----- sure sign of chelsea crisis-----see line up-------even at that ipswich still hold their sling-------dey come streess dem--------JUVENTUS dey laugh right now!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(op): 3:41pm On Jan 24, 2009

sylve11:
LAUGH OUT LOUD . MR. SWITCH U JUST TOO MUCH!

BUT THAT BELIEVE OF URS ''THAT ARSENAL IS THE BEST TEAM'', MAN CHANGE THAT C*RA*P

OKAY------i was talking about teams that entertain me when they play----ok?
anyway-------whatever thecase chelsea stinks----- ROMAN ISplanning to sell them-----pretty soon---he says if he cant get someone to buy the team whole---he will sell it bits by bits----like crayfish------ grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 3:12pm On Jan 24, 2009

BlueDiva:
ATTN: OMO IBO
REDIRECTED FROM THE GAYNNERS THREAD
Ok son, since u're Blue, i'd be gentle.
FYI, i'm way past the age u stated. U're talking of Dstv, well sir, we watched our matches live, yea u guessed right same old SB.
Granted i was quite young then, but I imbibed the footy culture early.
We were fans when Chelsea played in the 2nd Division in 88. ^{U were still sucking boobs}
The Megastores used to be my second home.
I can go on and on.
We might be on the same forum, but we certainly are of different class!

scoin scoin--------dem don dey quarrel again-----she dey form who get class for forum------where insults only count to only those who wants it to count

FSB--------TALK SAY DEM GET MATCH--------HOW CHELSEA FANS GO TALK WHEN DEM DEY FEAR? grin

[s]OLD QOUTE (mumu comment)
On losing to Charlton in the carling cup 2005

I want to give my congratulations to them because they won. But we were the best team. We didn't lose the game. Ninety minutes was a draw and it was a draw after two hours. We lost on penalties.[/s]

Jokes Etc › Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(op): 3:02pm On Jan 24, 2009

romade:
i no fit laff o
y u come join my M.J nah
I hope u r a gunner?

talking of Good soccer---arsenal is number one------other far better teams than chelsea are BURNLEY/ man united/liverpool ---------

Qoutable quotes from chelsea

On losing to Charlton in the carling cup 2005

I want to give my congratulations to them because they won. But we were the best team. We didn't lose the game. Ninety minutes was a draw and it was a draw after two hours. We lost on penalties.

how dumb!! grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(op): 2:53pm On Jan 24, 2009

Q. Two Chelsea fans Paul and Danny jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?.
A. Who gives a Fucck! grin

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Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don't know, there are some things a pig just won't do. grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(op): 2:53pm On Jan 24, 2009

Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated?
A: 50,000 more Chelsea fans

Q: How do you define 144 Chelsea fans
A: Gross Stupidity

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Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange?
A: To prove that crap can float.

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Q: What is the difference between Drogba and a mini?
A: A mini can only carry three passengers.

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Q. Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A. So they know which end to wipe!

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I've heard that Stamford Bridge has arguably the best pitch in the Premiership. Well, not entirely surprising considering all the shit that has been on there.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan!
grin

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Q: What do Chelsea keepers and singer Michael Jackson both have in common?
A: Both wear gloves for no apparent reason. grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(op): 2:51pm On Jan 24, 2009

A man goes into Heathrow Airport and eventually goes into the departure lounge waiting for his flight home to be called. All around him there are overturned tables, upturned chairs, smashed windows, flight monitors broken and crowd control barriers lying on the floor.
"Christ, what's happened here?" he asks one of the ground crew.
"Oh yeah", he replies "Bloody hopeless , we had the Chelsea players in here this morning filming the new Nike ad".

A Chelsea supporter goes to his doctor to find out what's wrong with him.
"Your problem is you're fat, "says the doctor.
"I'd like a second opinion" responds the man.
"OK, you're ugly too" replies the doctor.

Jokes Etc › Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(op): 2:50pm On Jan 24, 2009

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.
Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.
Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved

Jokes Etc › Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(op): 2:50pm On Jan 24, 2009

Two blokes were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read:
"Here lies John Sweeney, a good man and a Chelsea fan."
So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"

Jokes Etc › Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(op): 2:48pm On Jan 24, 2009

Four surgeons are taking a coffee break:

1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is colour coded."

4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arse's are interchangeable." grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 2:38pm On Jan 24, 2009

FBS:
cant you guys just leave him. Imagine that he is not there.

IMPRESSIVE!! i guess that will be better----------IGNORE SWITCH-----so he can concentrate and limit his posts on what he gat to post and not waste time on 'intelligent' comments from whoever-----IGNORE SWITCH47!!
But i bet you cant ignore chelsea's doom-------and final fall------gradually it comes---you see it, tries to avoid it ,yet it comes--------What a waste ipswich T is around o------try field your best---so you can manage to win-------the end of the blues is at hand grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 2:02pm On Jan 24, 2009

Ibime:
Muki, please get Seun to ban this guy.

for whatever reason------------muki, you heard him -----get seun to ban switch47--------so he can create another ID---------to continue his mission-----swith 48-49-50 to 1trillion is available to register--------ban my ISP & i will use another ISP-------even at that banning isp will affect other people-------and believe me----I KNOW GUYS FROM THIS THREAD WHO COMES TO MAN U/ARSENAL/LIVERPOOL/SPURS(ALL BIGGER CLUBS THAN CHELSEA) TO SPIT blue crap and you got to ban them too-----------------------

by the way-----ipswichT are now at stamford bridge waiting for kickoff--------knowing that everyteam can get result there if they just play their game----even prime fc of oshogbo has written chelsea a letter for a friendly at the bridge----------chelsea is jinxed and finished----------its a gradual process---like being roasted on slow fire====things fall apart-------chelsea? what a waste------

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 1:33pm On Jan 24, 2009

Chelsea is worried about ipswich.T -------no surprise-------Burnley flogged them at home, southend drew with them at home---------so stamford is a place where the fans are in constant fear of any team-------even if the wasted price on lampard can buy the entire oppossing team----------What a waste of cash----with no commensurate result--------------------------Chelsea's exit from the FA CUP will come-----the question is how soon? a per the trip to anfield-----------4get anything good------its all doom and gloom for chelsea this season-----no cup,no silverware--------the chlsea so called fans love saying 'WE' like roman/chelsea gives a damn if they exist----hahahaha 'WE' indeed them know you as fan for london WE WHO?the real fans knows themselves in england----mindless escapism

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United vs. Chelsea: A Review by switch47(m): 12:36pm On Jan 24, 2009

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=2880.msg3380346#msg3380346 date=1232795156]U don't even know your football.
In Nov 2008, It was Arsenal that defeated Man Utd, not Chelsea.
FYI, that was the last time United have lost a league game this season.
Why mix up Arsenal's resultz with Chelski?? R u a GAYNNER in disguise?? grin

[/quote]chelsea 'so called fans' are extremely intelligent in the art of mindless ecapism-------------they dwell on insignificant things like DONT BE SURPRISED IF THEY CELEBRATE A GOAL SCORED BY TERRY DURING TRAINING---------CHELSEA WILL NOT GET A SINGLE TROUPHY THIS SEASON------------ROMANIS LOOKING FR A BUYER if he cant get one soon-----he will sell the team bit by bit like cray fish----what a waste

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by switch47(m): 11:50am On Jan 24, 2009

lets see how todays game goes, the spurs aint a push over-------

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 11:24am On Jan 24, 2009

, Chelsea is worried about ipswich.T -------no surprise-------Burnley flogged them at home, southend drew with them at home---------so stamford is a place where the fans are in constant fear of any team-------even if the wasted price on lampard can buy the entire oppossing team----------What a waste of cash----with no commensurate result--------------------------Chelsea's exit from the FA CUP will come-----the question is how soon? a per the trip to anfield-----------4get anything good------its all doom and gloom for chelsea this season-----no cup,no silverware--------the chlsea so called fans love saying 'WE' like roman/chelsea gives a damn if they exist----hahahaha[b] 'WE'[/b] indeed them know you as fan for london WE WHO?the real fans knows themselves in england----mindless escapism

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United vs. Chelsea: A Review by switch47(m): 11:10am On Jan 24, 2009

, CHELSEA WAS TERMINATED, THEY ARE A JINXED SIDE!! THE TEAM WAS DEFEATED BY A CLEARLY FAR FAR FAR FAR BETTER SIDE, WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY, grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 5:58pm On Jan 23, 2009

HorneyChic:
@Switch47
Ok, u've been noticed, now run along and water the flowers

i wonder what the above statement was meant to serve, things best known to you, honey + Hot = horney chic( you bn miss the spelling of Hot before?) YOU IS HALORT OR PROSTITUTE OR A FLIRTH what manner ofindecent user name , anyway dont waste your precious time replying my posts, they are not worth replying---------just ignore-----simple---I NEED NO NOTICE TO ENJOY MYSELF, afterall you dont know my true identity---i am patiently looking forward to chelseas next loss-----------CHELSEA IS DOOMED!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 5:32pm On Jan 23, 2009

manickal:
@switch

see this dumb gay. dont u see nobody has ur time here? do i have to read it out to u that u are being ignored bcuz of ur stupidity? the worst part is that after chelsea defiles all the odds to win the league u will be no where to be found to eat this bullshyt ur spewing here.

shooo , who says am here to be replied ? i dont need your attention, because like nateevs said they are too intelligent for a dumb ass person like me to understand, but switch will post all he has got to post, here , your ignoring it wont save chelsea neither will it stop me from celebrating when all comes to pass, grin

EXPECTATION PREDICTION-

CHELSEA WILL BE TERMINATED AND SENT OUT OF CHAMPIONS LEAGUE BY JUVENTUS, CHELSEA WILL DROP MORE POINTS IN THE LEAGUE, CHELSEA WILL BE ELIMINATED FROM FA CUP, CHELSEA WILL BE SOLD,THERE WILL BE MAXIMUM EXODUS & Imbalance in the team and like new castle it will go down, THE CLUB IS DOOMD!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 4:36pm On Jan 23, 2009

dyabman:
who is this dehydrated being here, trying to be recognised,

[b]CHELSEA NEWS
Anelka predicts English treble in Europe
January 22, 2009

Chelsea striker Nicolas Anelka believes his team will beat Juventus in their Champions League last-16 clash - and that Manchester United and Arsenal will have similar success against Italian opposition.

United face Inter Milan, while Arsenal take on Roma and Anelka is confident it will be the English sides who reach the quarter-finals rather than their Serie A counterparts.

However, the France forward is well aware that Chelsea will have to contain the threat of his former international team-mate David Trezeguet who is back playing after a lengthy injury lay-off.

"It's really bad news for us," Anelka told Gazzetta dello Sport. "I admire David, a goalscorer like few others, he was born to score. If you give him half a chance in the area he will take it.

[b]"It's going to be a very tough match, Juve are a really top team. Against Italian sides it's always hard, tactically they're the best in Europe.

"If Chelsea don't find their feet, don't score a goal, we will be risking a lot. We have to score in the first leg, and especially not concede, so we can play for it all in Turin.

"Juve are right up there with Inter. (Alessandro) Del Piero is an inexhaustible talent. (Pavel) Nedved, (Gianluigi) Buffon, all of them.

"To beat this Juve, Chelsea have to put the maximum effort in."[/b]He added: "If I had to bet though I think it will end 3-0 to the English sides. Chelsea, Manchester United and Arsenal will all progress.

"Just look at history. But anything can happen."

Anelka currently heads the Premier League goalscoring charts with 14 - needing three more to match his season's best at Manchester City and Arsenal.

However, Chelsea have shown signs of faltering in the league and the recent 3-0 loss to Manchester United saw them slip to third spot.

Anelka knows the team cannot afford any more mistakes.

"We're two points off United and Liverpool, the race is very open," he said. "But it is a very hard race.

"Up until now we've had bad games against United, Liverpool and Arsenal. It's obvious that we can't continue dropping points against our direct rivals, otherwise we can say goodbye to the title.

"On February 1 at Anfield we have to absolutely beat Liverpool."

Recent reports have hinted that Chelsea manager Luiz Felipe Scolari's job could be on the line, but Anelka insists the former Portugal coach is the right man for the job.

"He's Brazilian: he wants good football, attacking football, which is ideal for me." added the 29-year-old. "But he has only just arrived in England. He's still learning, English football is not like that of Brazil or Portugal."[/b]

EXPECTATIONJPREDICTION-

CHELSEA WILL BE TERMINATED AND SENT OUT OF CHAMPIONS LEAGUE BY JUVENTUS, CHELSEA WILL DROP MORE POINTS IN THE LEAGUE, CHELSEA WILL BE ELIMINATED FROM FA CUP, CHELSEA WILL BE SOLD,THERE WILL BE MAXIMUM EXODUS & Imbalance in the team and like new castle it will go down, THE CLUB IS DOOMD!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by switch47(m): 5:57pm On Jan 22, 2009

Man united is on course but i doubt if they can win the carling cup, the spurs are going for it withj their life, the premiership is RED Man united---------Liverpool still in contention, and i still love Arsenal play!! Chelsea sucks

Sports › Re: Ladan Bosso Has Shattered The Minds Of Nigerians! by switch47(m): 5:53pm On Jan 22, 2009

Na today,

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 5:46pm On Jan 22, 2009

EVERYTHING IS GOING FROM BAD TO WORSE FOR CHELSEA, What a waste, some mistake them for a big team because of recent short lived jm success, but they lack the pedigree and status of a big team, they are just a bunch of wasteed money players, the team? soon to become something like newcastle after the upcoming sale by Roman, then it will go down like Queens park rangers (actually a bigger team than chelsea) once, and still, CHELSEA what a waste,

Sports › Re: Chealsea Finally Exposed by switch47(m): 5:38pm On Jan 22, 2009

CHELSEA IS DOOMED THIS SEASON, they will get nothing, worse still the team will be sold, which will result in serious instability, soon the team will be worse than newcastle , and eventually like queens park rangers, their supporters mistake the team for a big team with pedegree because of recent short lived success, what a pity, chelsea is going down, soon into oblivon

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 8:23am On Jan 22, 2009

nateevs:
@Mykali. .

Don't get worked up. . . . I contacted Seun. . . he said it's not a real poster. . . apparently it's a virus!. . . . .

virus, virus, virus, why not go get kaspasky, AVG or NORTORN, meanwhile BRACE YOUR SELF FOR JUVENTUS VISIT TO THE STAMFORD BRIDGE, remember Aston villa will pay you a 'injury visit ' some five days before then, The dooms day is fast approaching, i sympathise with ROMAN what a waste of cash and human resources
grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 8:15am On Jan 22, 2009

nateevs:
@Mykali. .

Don't get worked up. . . . I contacted Seun. . . he said it's not a real poster. . . apparently it's a virus!. . . . .

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Inc by switch47(m): 8:03am On Jan 22, 2009

@post
spurs is a great team, irrespective of their position in the priemiership, they are in the league cup the great Arsena isnt ,mummu chelsea is not (both eliminated by under dog Burnly, let no man downplay the defeat of Burnley, what spurs has so far you cant take it from them, and to thin k they will be relegated, you must be joking, the bottom isnt a joke this season with the last five teams all on 21points, it shows the premiership is a battle ground and the hottest in the world this season, no pshover teams anymore, CONGRATULATIONS TO SPURS, A WELL DESERVED WIN!! a high morale to take to the next league game!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: "I Nearly Signed Chelsea's Best!" - Arsene Wenger. by switch47(m): 6:58pm On Jan 21, 2009

dumb post dumb thread, like wenger gives a hoot if you ever exist

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 6:52pm On Jan 21, 2009

chelsea is , patiently waiting for the evil day, terrible exit from the FA cup and a disgracefull exit from the champions league, the seconds is passing, tik tok tic tok, the fulfilment of the prophecy, cool

as per the premiership, all hope is lost ~~locked~~

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