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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 5:19pm On Jan 26, 2009
14. Did you hear about the new 'Chelsea Bra'? Lots of support but no cups. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(op): 5:12pm On Jan 26, 2009
romade:
u dey vex?
To all lovers of this chelsea joke thread-----JUST get your fun and ignore all chelski scums its all fun here----- grin chelsea has spent so much cash and they aint going to get a single cup two seasons in a row---roman wants to sell them bits by bits like cray fish----END OF THE BLUES---what a waste!! cool
Jokes EtcRe: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(op): 11:53am On Jan 26, 2009
mykali:
this virus SWITCH47 has spread all the way to the jokes section. shocked shocked shocked

seun, i beg u. pls, delete this virus from nairaland. angry

Every time Big Roger attends a Chelsea game he books 2 seats.
One to sit in, the other to throw when the fightin starts.



Two blokes were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read:
"Here lies John Sweeney, a good man and a Chelsea fan."
So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"



Q. Two Chelsea fans jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?.
A. Who gives a F**K!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 11:50am On Jan 26, 2009
homosapien:
you can go ahead and shout out all the rubbish in your mouth,that is your cup of garri.all am concerned about is that all those kids are no contender for my great blue.lol
it is so clear chelsea is going down-----with no cup this season----then will be sold and will find its wayu back to bottom of the league where it belongs b4 jm what a waste
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 8:35am On Jan 26, 2009
any team can beat chelsea------------no CONCLUDED VICTORIES WATFORD ARE AWARE THEY CAN BEAT CHELSEA-----------JUVENTUS IS PAYING A DEADLY VISIT IN EXACTLY A MONTHS TIME-------- cool

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 7:22am On Jan 26, 2009
---------M'brough is coming for chelsea at the fallingstamfordbridge having it in mind that just any team can score there------------hope they also keep in mind to perfect their set piece play with that at least two goals guaranteed!! any way the main matches am looking forward to are chelsea's travel to anfield, the visit of aston villa and the visit of JUVENTUS IN A MONTHS TIME TO DESTROY THE RUBBLES OF THE ALREADY DESTROEYD BRIDGE

SportsRe: Fa Cup: 5th Round Draws by switch47(m): 7:12am On Jan 26, 2009
the big teams are arsenal /man united and liverpool---------------every other teams are underdogs
SportsRe: Chelsea(2) Vs Middlesbrough(0) On Wednesday 28th January by switch47(m): 6:58am On Jan 26, 2009
@POST
Chelsea is a sinking psuedo giant (they are not a big team-there is a BIG THREE not four)on a sinking ground------sinking slowly-------it is no news that Any team from league one to non league ------has scored at stamford bridge this season-------so this weekend is not a workover for chelsea-----------M'BROUGH can score get a draw or even beat chelsea at their home tuff---------chelsea will fight for a draw tough!!
cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Inc by switch47(m): 7:26pm On Jan 24, 2009
FBS:
T'Ham are playing worse than a non-league club. what a mess.
at least they beat burnley that terminated chelsea at the mumu bridge---------
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 7:19pm On Jan 24, 2009
nateevs:
Hey guys. . . .

Seun says the only way to quarantine the virus is not to reply to it. . . . . grin grin grin
Replying to it makes it spread more. . .
how lovely-----------and you shouldnt be talking about the virus either grin grin grin because that amounts to replying him indirectly-------the virus must be stupid------even scums are ignoring him------ grin very interesting
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by switch47(m): 7:14pm On Jan 24, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=196592.msg3381370#msg3381370 date=1232820316]Chris Eagles is a winger, O'Shea is an UTILITY PLAYER.
He can play anywhere in the back four and in the midfield.
Blimey. . . . . . .He has been in GOAL for Man Utd before and made a top class save.

FABIO'S SONG.

Viva Fabio!!!!!!!!!!
Viva Fabio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talented As Hell
Looks Like Rafael
Viva Fabio !!![/quote]grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by switch47(m): 6:59pm On Jan 24, 2009
MrCrackles:
huh huh huh huh
NOW THESE ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS----GREAT ENTERTAINING SOCCER!! THE SPURS ARE PLAYING INTERESTING SOCCER TOO--------------BUT NA OT NA
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by switch47(m): 6:54pm On Jan 24, 2009
NOW THESE ARE WORLD CHAMIONS-------------- grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by switch47(m): 6:48pm On Jan 24, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=196592.msg3381310#msg3381310 date=1232819084]We would kill SPURS.

Fabio is greater than fucking Clichy.
This boy is DIAMOND.[/quote]yes------i agree but spurs aint rotten like chelsea and hey are no push overs----lets see what happens here-------mind you chelsea justmanaged to win ipswich----i think this is a more interesting games of word champions!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by switch47(m): 6:36pm On Jan 24, 2009
I SAID THE SPURS WONT BE A PUSH OVER-------THY ARE NOT ROTTEN LIKE CHELSEA BUT SINCE THIS IS OT lets see what happens----two great teams
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 6:28pm On Jan 24, 2009
BlueDiva:
I'm surely singing along grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 6:11pm On Jan 24, 2009
BlueDiva:
@ Mr stats
Another diarrhea of the mouth?

Good victory.

I can see switch is an unbred teen. Just showing off youthful energy.
Free advice, put that zeal and energy into studying, it'll take u places.
Don't bother replying. I'm thru with u.
hey!! dont you get it----------IGNORE SWITCH-------YOU OLD WOMAN!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 6:04pm On Jan 24, 2009
atiku07:
where is dat virus called switch47 running his mouth like borehole


now nateevs am happy
na now you wan come celebrate chelsea's champios league side's victory over ipswich---------THIS GAME WAS VERY ENTERTAINING showing the weakness of a deteriorating chelsea at home!! make una dey celebrate jare-----una do win mumu ipswich grin remember the first HOME GAME  for juventus will be at stamford bridge grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 5:54pm On Jan 24, 2009
i sorry for chelsea-------- see games wey dem dey suffer to win--------the main ones dey come---- grin we go see!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 5:37pm On Jan 24, 2009
Position Player
1  GK Gianluigi Buffon (vice-captain)
3  DF Giorgio Chiellini
4  DF Olof Mellberg
5  DF Jonathan Zebina
6  MF Cristiano Zanetti
7  MF Hasan Salihamidžić
8  FW Amauri
9  FW Vincenzo Iaquinta
10  FW Alessandro Del Piero (captain)
11  MF Pavel Nedvěd (vice-captain)
12  GK Antonio Chimenti
13  GK Alex Manninger
14  DF Jorge Andrade
15  DF Dario Knežević
16  MF Mauro Camoranesi
17  FW David Trezeguet
18  MF Christian Poulsen
19  MF Claudio Marchisio
20  MF Sebastian Giovinco
21  DF Zdeněk Grygera
 DO YOU KNOW THeM??  those players are planning to invade stanford bridge pretty soon------------------ cool Trezeguet's free kick is sure!! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 5:33pm On Jan 24, 2009
nateevs:
Bloody Kalou has wasted a golden opportunity. . . I hope we do not regret that. . .
GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY-----against ipswich grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 5:25pm On Jan 24, 2009
BALLACK PRICE = Ipswich
01 Wright
02 Wright
04 McAuley
05 Bruce  
07 Garvan
08 Miller
09 Counago
10 Norris
15 Balkestein
18 Haynes
19 Walters
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 5:22pm On Jan 24, 2009
see celebration over ipswich o------------i can imagine if they score against west brom----how they will celebrate------anyway------just pray ipswich dont get a free kick grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 5:17pm On Jan 24, 2009
BlueDiva:
Ok, time to take the 'siddon look' approach
SHE GET CHOICE? na today?  the price on lampard can buy the entire ipswich town----yet they are struggling with them-----what a waste
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 5:14pm On Jan 24, 2009
;d   chelsea dey struggle with small ipswich town fc with their champions league squad ;d
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 4:57pm On Jan 24, 2009
BlueDiva:
Too much excitement right now.
Unfortunately, i'll agree with SAF. Our players are ageing.
Seems we can no longer keep up with this kids.
Its time to start giving the lads some playing time, especially when playing with cubs.
you used champions league side/squad with chech in goal---at half time it is 1-1 if you try using your so called mum u lads e for be chelsea 0- ipswich 2 like it is happening at porthmoth now against swancea c  --------why not try drogba-----th guy has got enuff diving lessons grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 4:45pm On Jan 24, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=196587.msg3380965#msg3380965 date=1232811712]What a goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote] HOW GOOD IS JUVENTUS AT SET PIECES?    WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY---------------THE PRICE OF BALLACK CAN BUY THE WHOLE IPSWICH TEAM YET NA STRUGGLE WITH THEM-------------what a waste? grin see full chelsea squad fooling themselves!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 4:40pm On Jan 24, 2009
switch47:
chelsea's champions league side is still trying to maintain one goal lead grin   see struggle----- grin  GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL


CHELSEA IS DOOMED!!
ANY TEAM CAN SCORE AGAINST CHELSEA AT THE FALLING BRIDGE-------------LIKE IT IS ANEW THING EVEN WITH CHECH THERE grin --------WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY---------------THE PRICE OF BALLACK CAN BUY THE WHOLE IPSWICH TEAM YET NA STRUGGLE WITH THEM-------------
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 4:38pm On Jan 24, 2009
chelsea's champions league side is still trying to maintain one goal lead grin   see struggle----- grin  GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL


CHELSEA IS DOOMED!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 4:37pm On Jan 24, 2009
chelsea's champions league side is still trying to maintain one goal lead grin see struggle----- grin
FamilyRe: Can You Borrow Your Womb To Your Big Sister? by switch47(m): 4:31pm On Jan 24, 2009
yes---why not?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 4:22pm On Jan 24, 2009
chelsea don manage score-------------ewwwooo see celebration!! full team/squad grin na on top ipswich dem dey flex muscles---- grin

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