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 European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: All Chelsea Fans Must Hear This by switch47(m): 1:41pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
chelsea is a useless team so much wasyte of cash with no result.what a waste |
| Sports › Re: Etim Esin Search In Okochas House Party For Stolen Gsm Phone by switch47(m): 1:33pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
it would not have been a big deal if it were to be drogba, maloda or kalou--------- |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea's Quiz 3 by switch47(m): 1:26pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
COME I CAN'T STILL UNDERSTAND THE NOISE CHELSEA FANS IN NAIJA ARE CHANTING ABOUT? MANCHESTER UNITED BEAT THEM MERCILESSLY IN FRONT OF JOSE MORINHNO 3-0, IS IT NOT SHAMEFUL WHAT MAN U DID TO THEM? AT LEAST RESPECT SHOULD NOW BE GIVEN TO MAN U FOR SOME TIME. WE HAVE 10 EPL TROPHIES COMPERED TO THEIR TWO, NA WAH OOOOOO! THE DIF. IS CLEAR THE WHOLE DEMOLITION STARTED WITH A DRAWING OF THE SCALE AT BRIDGE: MAN U MARKED THE BRIDGE FOR DEMOLITION WITH A 1-1 DRAW, THEN LIVERPOOL WAS AWARDED THE CONTRACT BY THE FORMER F.C.T MINISTER TO DEMOLISH THE BRIDGE AND IT SEEMS THE WILL RE-BUILD THE BRIDGE, SO MILITANTS FROM ARSENAL GUNNED THEM DOWN, LEAVING ALL PLAYERS DEAD , FINALLY A THREE DAY :-3-0:- BURIAL RITE WAS PERFORMED IN OLD TRAFFORD ON THE 11TH DAY OF JANUARY 2009. R.I.P MAY THE CONTRACT OF COACH SCOLARI REST IN THE EXIT DOOR, IF HE DOES NOT PERFORM WELL AFTER THE BURIAL CEREMONY, AND WHAT DO U ALL SAY? |
| Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Arrested For Drunk Driving by switch47(m): 1:23pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
@post This was caused by chelsea bad luck-------------being in a bad luck team brings bad luck---i guess it is the chelsea frustration------send him to jail------6 months is just okay. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(op): 1:14pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
[b]HOME VIDEO TITLE- THE LAST BURIAL FEATURING- banana peel john terry, mikel obi the drunk driver, scolari, lampard lasemo lasemo, drogba AKA aderogba, PETERU chec , KOLA anelka, ASHES COLE, belleti grass cutter, cowmalu da,? kolou, STAR ACTORS- the killer squad italian mafias-------juventus FC venue- PART ONE the falling stamford bridge (theartre of nightmare) COMING SOON FEBRUARY 2009 champions league production Position Player 1 GK Gianluigi Buffon (vice-captain) 3 DF Giorgio Chiellini 4 DF Olof Mellberg 5 DF Jonathan Zebina 6 MF Cristiano Zanetti 7 MF Hasan Salihamidžić 8 FW Amauri 9 FW Vincenzo Iaquinta 10 FW Alessandro Del Piero (captain) 11 MF Pavel Nedvěd (vice-captain) 12 GK Antonio Chimenti 13 GK Alex Manninger 14 DF Jorge Andrade 15 DF Dario Knežević 16 MF Mauro Camoranesi 17 FW David Trezeguet 18 MF Christian Poulsen 19 MF Claudio Marchisio 20 MF Sebastian Giovinco 21 DF Zdeněk Grygera AKA KILLER SQUAD---------BY the way juventus was considering bringing their TEAM C to the bridge but their fans are afraid that chelsea may manage to get a draw if they do so-------so the killer squad are coming to town WATCH OUT!! FREE TO SEE THIS INTERESTING STORY ON SUPER SPORTS!! chelsea is nothing but toilet roll in the hands of the |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool(1) Vs Everton(1) On Monday 19th January by switch47(m): 1:09pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
homosapien:MARK MY WORDS------------------CHELSEA WINS NOTHING THIS SEASON-------CHELSEA IS A SMALL TEAM WITH A MONEY BAG WHO LOVES WASTING HIS MONEY-------CHELSEA IS FINISHED CANT YOU SEE?  |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Who Is The Biggest Waste Of Money At Chelsea? by switch47(op): 12:59pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
Who is the biggest waste of money at Chelsea? vote!! Damien Duff 17.0 Million Juan Veron 15.0 Million Adrian Mutu 15.8 Million Scott Parker 10.0 Million Paulo Ferreira 13.2 Million Ricardo Carvalho 19.85 Million Shaun Wright-Phillips 21.O Million ( Andriy Shevchenko 29.0 Million ( Ashley Cole 5.0 Million + willam Gallas
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| Sports › Re: West Brom(0) Vs Manchester United(5) On Tuesday 27th January by switch47(m): 12:54pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- COME I CAN'T STILL UNDERSTAND THE NOISE CHELSEA FANS IN NAIJA ARE CHANTING ABOUT? MANCHESTER UNITED BEAT THEM MERCILESSLY IN FRONT OF JOSE MORINHNO 3-0, IS IT NOT SHAMEFUL WHAT MAN U DID TO THEM? AT LEAST RESPECT SHOULD NOW BE GIVEN TO MAN U FOR SOME TIME. WE HAVE 10 EPL TROPHIES COMPERED TO THEIR TWO, NA WAH OOOOOO! THE DIF. IS CLEAR THE WHOLE DEMOLITION STARTED WITH A DRAWING OF THE SCALE AT BRIDGE: MAN U MARKED THE BRIDGE FOR DEMOLITION WITH A 1-1 DRAW, THEN LIVERPOOL WAS AWARDED THE CONTRACT BY THE FORMER F.C.T MINISTER TO DEMOLISH THE BRIDGE AND IT SEEMS THE WILL RE-BUILD THE BRIDGE, SO MILITANTS FROM ARSENAL GUNNED THEM DOWN, LEAVING ALL PLAYERS DEAD , FINALLY A THREE DAY :-3-0:- BURIAL RITE WAS PERFORMED IN OLD TRAFFORD ON THE 11TH DAY OF JANUARY 2009. R.I.P MAY THE CONTRACT OF COACH SCOLARI REST IN THE EXIT DOOR, IF HE DOES NOT PERFORM WELL AFTER THE BURIAL CEREMONY, AND WHAT DO U ALL SAY? PLEase never compare chelsea with man uynited again-----------they are worlds apart-----------man united is a big team chelsera is a timy team with a billiuonaire who loves wasting money!! |
| Sports › Re: Chealsea Finally Exposed by switch47(m): 12:49pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
chelsea is finished not only for this season but doomed forever  |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United vs. Chelsea: A Review by switch47(m): 12:48pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
staloone:  THANKS FOR MAKING MY DAY!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHAHA----------------------------------HA |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Inc by switch47(m): 12:40pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
the spurs are going up-------------i see them finishing even ahead of chelsea at the end of the season |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Arsenal On Wednesday January 28, 9pm Nigerian Time by switch47(m): 12:38pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
this is a bit tricky----------------but i tip arsenal to win this one and clos in on chelski--------who is going down. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(op): 12:31pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
HOME VIDEO TITLE- THE LAST BURIAL FEATURING- banana peel john terry, mikel obi the drunk driver, scolari, lampard lasemo lasemo, drogba AKA aderogba, PETERU chec , KOLA anelka, ASHES COLE, belleti grass cutter, STAR ACTORS- the killer squad italian mafias-------juventus FC venue- PART ONE the falling stamford bridge (theartre of nightmare) COMING SOON FEBRUARY 2009 champions league production Position Player 1 GK Gianluigi Buffon (vice-captain) 3 DF Giorgio Chiellini 4 DF Olof Mellberg 5 DF Jonathan Zebina 6 MF Cristiano Zanetti 7 MF Hasan Salihamidžić 8 FW Amauri 9 FW Vincenzo Iaquinta 10 FW Alessandro Del Piero (captain) 11 MF Pavel Nedvěd (vice-captain) 12 GK Antonio Chimenti 13 GK Alex Manninger 14 DF Jorge Andrade 15 DF Dario Knežević 16 MF Mauro Camoranesi 17 FW David Trezeguet 18 MF Christian Poulsen 19 MF Claudio Marchisio 20 MF Sebastian Giovinco 21 DF Zdeněk Grygera AKA KILLER SQUAD---------BY the way juventus was considering bringing their TEAM C to the bridge but their fans are afraid that chelsea may manage to get a draw if they do so-------so the killer squad are coming to town WATCH OUT!! FREE TO SEE THIS INTERESTING STORY ON SUPER SPORTS!! chelsea is nothing but toilet roll in the hands of |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 12:16pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
@POST Chelsea is a sinking psuedo giant (they are not a big team-there is a BIG THREE not four)on a sinking ground------sinking slowly-------it is no news that Any team from league one to non league ------has scored at stamford bridge this season-------so this week GAME is not a workover for chelsea-----------M'BROUGH can score get a draw or even beat chelsea at their home tuff---------chelsea will fight for a draw tough!! Barclays Premier League table 2008-2009 Pos Team P W D L F A +/- Pts 1 Manchester United 22 15 5 2 39 10 29 50 2 Liverpool 22 13 8 1 36 14 22 47 3 Aston Villa 23 14 5 4 38 24 14 47 4 Chelsea 22 13 6 3 42 13 29 45 5 Arsenal 22 12 5 5 37 24 13 41 CHELSEA IS NOW NUMBER FOUR ON THE TABLE AND ARE LIKELY TO REMAIN NUMBER FOUR AFTER TODAYS GAME-------- THE LEAGUE IS SO SO RED--------------------------CHELSEA IS GOING DOWN GRADUIALLY EVEN BEFORE THE KILLER GAMES AGAINST LIVERPOOL AND ASTON VILLA----AND THE LAST BURIAL AGAINST JUVENTUS!! WHAT A WASTE!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by switch47(m): 12:08pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
THE TROUPHY IS CLEARLY OUT OF CHELSEA'S REACH NOW--------------THE PREMIERSHIP LOOKS SO RED!! AND WITH CHELSEA'S PETER CHECS CLEAN SHEET RECORD THROWN INTO THE DUST BIN----------------IT IS UNITED SHOWING THE SIGNS OF TRUE CHAMPION NOT STRUGGLING TO BEAT NON LEAGUE SIDES LIKE CHELSEA!! CONGRATULATIONS TO THE RED DEVILS |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(op): 12:00pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
Q: [b]What do you call 100 chelsea supporters at the bottom of a cliff? A: A good start! Q: What do you call a dead Chelsea Fan in a closet? A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest. Q: What do you say to a Chelsea supporter with a good looking bird on his arm? A: Nice tattoo Q: What do you call an Chelsea fan that does well on an IQ test? A: A cheat. Q: What do the chelsea and mrs drogba both have in common? A: They’ve both been screwed by dd. Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, a chelsea supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it? A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures. Michael Barrymore has offered chelsea £10 million pounds to play as their striker because he wants 10 pricks behind him and 67,000 assholes jumping up and down. Q: How many chelsaea supporters does it take to stop a moving Bus? A: Never enough. Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead chelsea. fan? A: Skid marks in front of the dog. Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead chelsea fan? A: Skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why can’t you get a cup of tea at stamford bridge? A: All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at old trafford. [/b] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(op): 11:52am On Jan 28, 2009 |
spenchuks:YES VERY BORING!! I LOVE THAT--------------ANYWAY BACK TO MY POSTS MIKEL OBI is depressed because of the bad luck chelsea is bringing him-------he decided to go for a drink-------he got drunk-----and was arrested for drink/driving Now he faces a JAIL TERM--------the guy was allegedly spotted out that night, having clearly had 10 or 12 drinks. he was reportedly singing: "We're forever blowing Doubles." more boring abi? like i care!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 11:26am On Jan 28, 2009 |
@POST Chelsea is a sinking psuedo giant (they are not a big team-there is a BIG THREE not four)on a sinking ground------sinking slowly-------it is no news that Any team from league one to non league ------has scored at stamford bridge this season-------so this week GAME is not a workover for chelsea-----------M'BROUGH can score get a draw or even beat chelsea at their home tuff---------chelsea will fight for a draw tough!! Barclays Premier League table 2008-2009 Pos Team P W D L F A +/- Pts 1 Manchester United 22 15 5 2 39 10 29 50 2 Liverpool 22 13 8 1 36 14 22 47 3 Aston Villa 23 14 5 4 38 24 14 47 4 Chelsea 22 13 6 3 42 13 29 45 5 Arsenal 22 12 5 5 37 24 13 41 CHELSEA IS NOW NUMBER THREE ON THE TABLE AND ARE LIKELY TO REMAIN NUMBER THREE AFTER TODAYS GAME-------- THE LEAGUE IS SO SO RED |
| Sports › Re: Chelsea(2) Vs Middlesbrough(0) On Wednesday 28th January by switch47(m): 11:23am On Jan 28, 2009 |
@POST Chelsea is a sinking psuedo giant (they are not a big team-there is a BIG THREE not four)on a sinking ground------sinking slowly-------it is no news that Any team from league one to non league ------has scored at stamford bridge this season-------so this weekend is not a workover for chelsea-----------M'BROUGH can score get a draw or even beat chelsea at their home tuff---------chelsea will fight for a draw tough!! Barclays Premier League table 2008-2009 Pos Team P W D L F A +/- Pts 1 Manchester United 22 15 5 2 39 10 29 50 2 Liverpool 22 13 8 1 36 14 22 47 3 Aston Villa 23 14 5 4 38 24 14 47 4 Chelsea 22 13 6 3 42 13 29 45 5 Arsenal 22 12 5 5 37 24 13 41 CHELSEA IS NOW NUMBER THREE ON THE TABLE AND ARE LIKELY TO REMAIN NUMBER THREE AFTER TODAYS GAME-------- |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(op): 11:15am On Jan 28, 2009 |
Every time Big Roger attends a Chelsea game he books 2 seats. One to sit in, the other to throw when the fightin starts. |
| Sports › Re: Chelsea(2) Vs Middlesbrough(0) On Wednesday 28th January by switch47(m): 6:23pm On Jan 27, 2009 |
@POST Chelsea is a sinking psuedo giant (they are not a big team-there is a BIG THREE not four)on a sinking ground------sinking slowly-------it is no news that Any team from league one to non league ------has scored at stamford bridge this season-------so this weekend is not a workover for chelsea-----------M'BROUGH can score get a draw or even beat chelsea at their home tuff---------chelsea will fight for a draw tough!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(op): 5:36pm On Jan 27, 2009 |
Back to the jokes jare------------------------------ Heard about the John Terry tyre? Excellent durability but not so good in the wet. . John Terry always listens to the same song before a game - Born Slippy. Did you hear about the new 'Chelsea Bra'? Lots of support but no cups. Frank Lampard and Joe Cole were allegedly spotted out in Red Square last night, having clearly had one or two drinks. They were reportedly singing: "We're forever blowing Doubles." John Terry is going to start making is own brand of vodka - and like him it's bottled in Russia. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 5:30pm On Jan 27, 2009 |
dayokanu:old traford would have been better---but bad luck chelski spoilt the career of the guy------what a waste!! |
| Romance › Re: Who Will Your Val Be? by switch47(m): 5:58pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
dvonne: |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(op): 5:45pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
switch47:Have you heard the news that Chelsea FC are getting a new sponsor? It is going to be Viagra, It's the only way they can get past a semi. 10. Why can't you get a cup of tea at the Bridge? All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Old Trafford. How do u confuse a chelsea fan? take him to london n then ask him 4 directions 7. A man and his son were at the breakfast table when the father spots something in the paper. "Van Gough sold for £8 million", he says shaking his head. "Is he worth it dad?" Impressed that his boy is taking an interest in fine art, the father says, "I suppose so son. Why do you ask?" "Well it's just that Mourinho paid more than that for Andrei Shevchenko - and he WAS shit". |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(op): 5:44pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
spenchuks:YES !! ENUFF TIME-------I RUN MY OWN FIRM AND ONLY WORK 3 HOURS A DAY AND YET I PAY 6 WORKERS-----NO YAWA |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by switch47(m): 5:40pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
Why can't you get a cup of tea at the Bridge? All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Old Trafford. scolari[b]: "Our new Winger cost 30- million. I call him our wonder player" Sir Alex Ferguson: "Why's that?" scolari: "Everytime he plays I wonder why roman bothered to buy him!"[/b] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(op): 5:35pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
. Have you heard the news that Chelsea FC are getting a new sponsor? It is going to be Viagra, It's the only way they can get past a semi. 10. Why can't you get a cup of tea at the Bridge? All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Old Trafford. How do u confuse a chelsea fan? take him to london n then ask him 4 directions 7. A man and his son were at the breakfast table when the father spots something in the paper. "Van Gough sold for £8 million", he says shaking his head. "Is he worth it dad?" Impressed that his boy is taking an interest in fine art, the father says, "I suppose so son. Why do you ask?" "Well it's just that Mourinho paid more than that for Andrei Shevchenko - and he WAS shit". |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 5:32pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
. Have you heard the news that Chelsea FC are getting a new sponsor? It is going to be Viagra, It's the only way they can get past a semi. 10. Why can't you get a cup of tea at the Bridge? All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Old Trafford. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by switch47(m): 5:30pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
. Royal Mail have just recalled their latest selection of stamps, featuring pictures of SCOLARI on them. Apparently people were confused which side to spit on. Did you hear about the new 'Chelsea Bra'? Lots of support but no cups. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(op): 5:25pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
17. After Ryan Giggs lifted the Champions League cup for a second time he had a peek inside and there was a Chocolate Orange in it. He said - "It's not Terry's, it's mine!" 18. Samaritans are offering counselling to all Chelsea fans. Call 0800 101010 – that’s 08000 won nothing won nothing won nothing. 19. And If that line gets too busy there is another number to call: 0800 6-5 6-5 6-5. 20. John Terry has fuelled speculation that he will join West Ham this summer by being overheard singing "I'm forever blowing doubles." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(op): 5:23pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
FORGET ARSENAL THEY ARE GOOD---MAN UNITED ARE GOOD ---SPURS PLAY GOOD FOOTBALL-------------CHELSEA JOKES CONTINUES JARE 11. Missing: 1 x Bottle Last Seen: 21st May, Moscow If found please return to: John Terry, Stamford Bridge, London 12. Heard about the John Terry tyre? Excellent durability but not so good in the wet. 13. John Terry always listens to the same song before a game - Born Slippy. 14. Did you hear about the new 'Chelsea Bra'? Lots of support but no cups. 15. Frank Lampard and Joe Cole were allegedly spotted out in Red Square last night, having clearly had one or two drinks. They were reportedly singing: "We're forever blowing Doubles." 16. John Terry is going to start making is own brand of vodka - and like him it's bottled in Russia. |
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