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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Switpal(m): 6:25pm On Nov 14, 2023
Good evening, senior men. Because of the current economic situation in Nigeria. I have a Toyota muscle and would like to join the hustle for this season for extra cash.

Please is LASDRI a must for riders?

I would appreciate any tips or advice.

Thanks in anticipation
Politics / Re: Garba Shehu: Amended Electoral Bill Not Good For Nigeria by Switpal(m): 9:24am On Dec 29, 2021
Penguin2:
We were on course to have the best or near best Electoral Act until NASS scuttled it with that rubbish Direct Primaries gibberish.

I support the president for withholding assent to that nonsense.

People are claiming that the president withheld assent because of electronic transmission of result but the only way we can find out is for the NASS to quickly expunge that stupid Direct Primaries provision and re-transmit the bill to the president for assent.

Let’s see if he will still give excuses.

Until then, the president was right on this one.
it's the northern agenda. The new electoral bill will strip them off their electioneering dominance due to the illiteracy level in the region.

The direct primary was deliberately planted to rubbish the bill with the knowledge of the executive and the National assembly.

They know what they are doing.
Politics / Re: Soludo: Education Rescued Me From Generational Poverty (Throwback Photo) by Switpal(m): 6:10pm On Nov 15, 2021
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Politics / Re: Umahi’s Posters On Samsung Phones, Iphones As Northerners Pose With Them(Photos) by Switpal(m): 3:41pm On Nov 15, 2021
OnyeObodo:
Iddiot man. How the abokis will mess this foool up eh? This fooolish pig just like Tinubu think these parasitic Northerners have any plan to hand over power to a Southerner they can't control? Thats even if they hand over power to you guys.

This is why the dirty pig never supported Peter Obi 2019. He is dreaming that mallams give him vice. Muguman. Same mistake Foolishman Peter Obi did in 2019. If you Easterners and westeners know how these guys hate you people with passion eh? They are one Nigeria because of your Ocean way, Sea access, Oil, Gas and Intelligence. All these are located in the South. If you remove them from Nigeria, you will see that Northern Nigeria is just a zone with no value.

Ndigbo... Ndigbo... Ndigbo!!! How many times?

Only Nnamdi Kanu can save you. I was once a critic of this man. But after I took time to understand the games being played in Nigeria, I discovered why Nnamdi Kanu is the saviour of the black man sent by God to liberate his people.

For those saying he should use the Law and constitution, only Kano state alone has more than 24 federal lawmakers. Anambra, Imo, Bayelsa and Osun state joined together dont have up to that amount of lawmakers! How then will you change the constitution to accept referendum? That amount of Lawmakers also means more money to the abookiss.

To some Mumu yorubas shouting restructuring, How will you change the constitution to entertain restructuring when only one Northernern state with lesser human beings have 24 federal lawmakers while your own mumu southern state has like 5? These people you call aboki, do you know how this people arranged this country to benefit them?

While you are busy typing nonsense online, they are building more gas pipelines to steal more gas from the South via AKK proposition.

These abokiis don't really give a fucck about you iddiotic southerners. All they care about is your damn oil, sea way, ocean way and intelligence. When they are done dryin you up, they will discard you southerners like Tissue paper.

Thats why the abokis want you people to forget Nnamdi Kanu and Igboho so that they can kill them quietly and keep on pillaging you guys.

Wise Up and defend them. Yorubas go to Benin republic and free your Son! Igbos should fill up Abuja on every court day and defend their Son.

They defended Gumi, defended worthless bandits, Defended Criminal herdsmen, Defended Boko Haram, Defended Child marriage, Defended Abba Kyari, Defended so many undefendables. But want you to sacrifice Igboho and Nnamdi Kanu on the Altar of useless Presidency they will still control the iddiot that eventually takes over from Buhari?

Mad People.

CC Onyeobodo (Proud disciple of Mazi Nnamdi Kanu)

No apologies to iddiots please.
You are the only wise man in the South, right?
Politics / Re: EndSARS Anniversary: Police Arraign 34 Suspects In Lagos by Switpal(m): 9:48am On Oct 22, 2021
Cheapgadget:
Nigeria is not worth dying for, any youth still living in Nigeria is just wasting his or her time in life
Meaning?
Politics / Re: Andy Uba: I Am The Best To Take Anambra To Greater Heights by Switpal(m): 10:54am On Oct 21, 2021
Criminal

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu's Trial: Heavy Security In Court, Journalists, Others Denied Entry by Switpal(m): 9:00am On Oct 21, 2021
MNK the freedom fighter.

You are a man

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo: Seizure Of Funds By Obasanjo Made Lagos Think Like Sovereign State by Switpal(m): 2:49pm On Oct 15, 2021
For your mind... You be star boy.



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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Who Wants To Learn 2D Animation? by Switpal(m): 3:05pm On Sep 27, 2021
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NYSC / Re: Buy Your NYSC Sneakers At Wholesale Prices. by Switpal(m): 8:17am On Jun 28, 2021
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NYSC / Re: Buy Your NYSC Sneakers At Wholesale Prices. by Switpal(m): 7:33pm On Jun 23, 2021
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NYSC / Buy Your NYSC Sneakers At Wholesale Prices. by Switpal(m): 6:29am On Jun 19, 2021
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Jobs/Vacancies / How To Make Money Online by Switpal(m): 1:15pm On May 04, 2021
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Phone/Internet Market / Re: We Buy Condemned Phone Panel. by Switpal(m): 9:31am On Jan 16, 2021
32G panel #1100
16G panel #750
8 G panel #450
4G. Panel #250
Small Samsung #350
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Pets / Re: Puppy: German Shepherd For Sale by Switpal(m): 5:17pm On Nov 21, 2020
Remaining 4 now...
Pets / Puppy: German Shepherd For Sale by Switpal(m): 11:19am On Nov 21, 2020
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Politics / #endsars: Is He Right? by Switpal(m): 11:40am On Oct 19, 2020
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Politics / Re: Nigeria Copies And Pastes New Laws From Singapore - The Times UK by Switpal(m): 5:55pm On May 20, 2020
It's the norm in this part of the world. I am not surprise.
Family / We Buy Condemned Inverter Deep Cycle Battery Or Any Other Battery. by Switpal(m): 1:26pm On Feb 19, 2020
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Business / We Buy Condemned Inverter Deep Cycle Battery Or Any Other Battery. by Switpal(m): 1:19pm On Feb 19, 2020
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Romance / Re: I Lied To Her That I Have Feelings For Her by Switpal(m): 5:42pm On Jan 25, 2020
Etinosa1234:
Should I Use And Dump This Girl Or Not?

PLS I have an issue bothering me.
There is this girl in my class that likes me.. but I don't like her one bit. Yes she's fine and all that but the feeling is not jus there.

At first I jus wanted to bang her and break up with her but. I don't want to break her heart...I don't want to be seen as the devil in my class..

Due to pressure from her friends...I jus lied to her that I had feelings for her. Now the thing is paining me badly...

I know that this relationship won't last
Face your studies.
Sports / Ballon D'or: End Of Messi &CR7 Debate by Switpal(m): 4:10pm On Dec 04, 2019
This Messi vs Ronaldo debate sef...

In the last 10yrs, Messi competes with Ozil, Payet, KDB.. for chances creation and assists

Competes with Neymar, Hazard... for completed dribbles.

Competes with Ronaldo, Lewandowski, Aguero and Suarez... for goals.

Guess what??

He tops all the categories.

Now who has Ronaldo competed with for assists, chance creation and completed dribbles? Nobody. Only in goal scoring!

And some folks are still blind or too sentimental to acknowledge who is the better of the two.
Sports / Re: Chiellini: Ronaldo Was ROBBED Of Ballon D'or In 2018, Madrid Wanted To Stop Him by Switpal(m): 4:07pm On Dec 04, 2019
Jokerman:
No be today dem dey rob Ronaldo Na

I just discovered that even Ronaldo won just 1 Laliga forward of the year even after winning 3 pichichis and 3 European golden shoes... I mean who does that...?

In 2010/11 season

Ronaldo score 41 goals in 34 games, yet he wasn't given Laliga best forward, but he won pichichi and European boot

In 2014/15, he scored 48 goals in 35 games, yet he couldn't win Laliga forward of the year, but won European golden boot and UEFA forward of the year

Robbery everywhere
This Messi vs Ronaldo debate sef...

In the last 10yrs, Messi competes with Ozil, Payet, KDB.. for chances creation and assists

Competes with Neymar, Hazard... for completed dribbles.

Competes with Ronaldo, Lewandowski, Aguero and Suarez... for goals.

Guess what??

He tops all the categories.

Now who has Ronaldo competed with for assists, chance creation and completed dribbles? Nobody. Only in goal scoring!

And some folks are still blind or too sentimental to acknowledge who is the better of the two.
Sports / Re: Chiellini: Ronaldo Was ROBBED Of Ballon D'or In 2018, Madrid Wanted To Stop Him by Switpal(m): 4:05pm On Dec 04, 2019
Beverlyjean:
No soccer player has suffered more than Ronaldo .... He has been denied multiple achievements due to the wicked people of the world... Messi fans will say he doesn't fit to lace the boots of Messi ...can u imagine how daft people are ... Ronaldo deserved 2012 balon d'Or but it was given to Messi cos he scored 90 goals even after Ronaldo wrestled la Liga away from Messi ...Messi won nothing that yr ... The following yr Ronaldo then scored 78 goals , FIFA had no choice but to give him ahead of ribery cos they knew he deserved it the previous yr ... Messi won balon d'Or in 2010 despite being knocked out 4.0 in the quarter final against Germany despite not registering a single goal in that world cup ... Sneider won CL , Copa Italia and serie A , got to the final of the WC and was also joint top scorer in the WC ... Forward to 2018 ... Ronaldo became the first man in CL history to score in 10 consecutive games , he won lots of gAnes for them and they won the CL ...he scored the finest goal last yr against juve in Turin ... But they also robbed him of that ,giving it to one normal goal Salah scored in the epl ... Modric then went ahead to win balon d'Or ahead of him despite being disgraced in the final by France ... Alot of people here said modric deserved it just because they dint want Ronaldo to overtake Messi ... Now 2019 , Messi wins it again despite Ronaldo winning more trophies for club and country ... What did Messi win that mbappe , aguero , lewandovski dint win ... Despite registering only one goal in the Copa and being knocked out ... This balon d'Or is nothing but a scam Messi is meant to hv won only 3 balon d'Or ... 2009, 2011 and 2015 ... Ronaldo 2008 , 2014, 2016, 2017 , 2018
This Messi vs Ronaldo debate sef...

In the last 10yrs, Messi competes with Ozil, Payet, KDB.. for chances creation and assists

Competes with Neymar, Hazard... for completed dribbles.

Competes with Ronaldo, Lewandowski, Aguero and Suarez... for goals.

Guess what??

He tops all the categories.

Now who has Ronaldo competed with for assists, chance creation and completed dribbles? Nobody. Only in goal scoring!

And some folks are still blind or too sentimental to acknowledge who is the better of the two.

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Programming / Re: Arduino Uno R3 Project Starter Kit by Switpal(m): 12:05pm On Aug 11, 2019
mikezuruki:
Anyone that sells Arduino Uno R3 Project Starter Kit. Or Arduino Uno R3 development board should contact me. 08060356422. call or whatsapp. new one please
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Programming / Re: Just Published My First Android Game (photos) by Switpal(m): 11:54am On Aug 11, 2019
CodePlay1:
There are about 10+ levels per stage

Complete all the puzzles, climb higher in the ranks and
become a game TITAN!�

Pls Download and give me feedback, thanks
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.somtee.fourpicsonegame
Can we work together? I have great innovative ideas that may interest you.
Programming / Re: Just Published My First Android Game (photos) by Switpal(m): 11:52am On Aug 11, 2019
CodePlay1:
Hey Guys,
I just published my first game on play store

4 pics 1 game is designed specifically for game lovers � (Or anyone that loves solving word puzzles and brain teasers �). If you like a challenge, then this is the best game for you ✨

Y'all can check it out on playstore, and also please give me some feedback so i know what features to add(or remove) smiley. Thanks for all the love!

Click this link to download on android
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.somtee.fourpicsonegame

Here are some screenshots...
Nice one
Programming / Re: Is It That There Is Nothing To Code Anymore? by Switpal(m): 11:48am On Aug 11, 2019
MountainView:
Alright guys, I've really been trying to figure out what to code with my time, believe me there is nothing coming out from my head, I just realised that almost everything I needed is already online and I just want to contribute my own quota to the society, it just happens to be that there is little or nothing to contribute.

Can we work together? I have great innovative ideas that may interest you.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Liverpool: UCL Semi Finals (3 - 0) On 1st May 2019 by Switpal(m): 6:42pm On May 01, 2019
Messi's day.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona: Copa Del Rey Semi-Final (0 - 3) On 27th February 2019 by Switpal(m): 10:14am On Feb 28, 2019
coolie1:
haaaaaaaahaaaaaa so you think because messi plays well in la liga he would do well in epl lolllll there is no star player in la liga that when they come to premier league would make it, you think epl is like la liga that dont have defense lol
I can tell your age with the above statement..... Why not change your occupation to become a shoe maker, as a proof you can trek under the sun for hours

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