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That whole process is messy. I know of someone that was burnt from the waist up but from the waist down was still intact. He had his wallet with his atm and id card in it inside the pocket of his trouser yet they refused to release the body so that it can be "identified"...dead bodi dey thief

Someone that pokes or has been poked so much?

Na over-skill dey kill monkey

SimonAndal: Let's see if those slots won't be used to educate the masses on how they can run them voted thieves outta office.

ermmmm...I dnt knw abt that o! Make we dey look them sha

Nice move...annoying when one wants to relax in nigeria and u flip thru the local channels and thr is a pastor on all of them

You are one tall glass of water girl and I have to tell you...I'm thirsty

ondo_boi: not sure have ever prayed for nigeria b4.... God bless me and ma family

and u and ur family dey stay for moon?

My people abeg no be chop belle-full dey cause this kind tin?

ATMC: U saw something on d net nd did copy nd paste- god, angels ur dead relatives nd 24 elders in heaven r watching uuuu!

LMAO!!! Nice one there

You're eating bread and akara yet you're updating your status with "I love this Burger" - God is watching you.

Your account balance reads N0.20 yet you're singing "She must chop my money" - God is watching you.

You go buy pant for alaba-suru, wuse market (bend down select), yet you come write "I love my new Victoria Secret" - God is watching you.

Your mom sells stock fish and your dad changes money, you turn around and say your parents are into stock exchange! - God is watching you.

Your home is having a night vigil with some folks and you write down "Clubin Thinz" on your wall - God is watching you.

18 years old and you're dating a bros of 41 years and your wall says "Can't wait to see my baby" - God punish you - Is that your baby or your daddy?

You and your friend are on separate okada and you tweeted "Convoy Thinz" - God is watching you

Your mother and your sister have pot belly and you insist your girlfriend has a flat tummy - God is watching you.

You update your status with "I love ONLY you dear" and 45 girls/boys message you privately with "Thanks luv" - God is watching you.

You're 34 and you're still playing for the Nigeria's Under 21 football team - God is watching you.

You know the baby belongs to that youth corper in your office, but you told your husband "Honey, I'm pregnant" - God is watching you.

You travel go Togo, come back Naija dey speak British English - God is watching you.

So what do you have?

No be my own be this o! I saw it online hehe!

The Husband's reply:

Kevin's side of the story. No justification, but interesting to note:

Kevin\'s Associate · 1 hour ago
Wonderful write up it is! But it's unheard that the dead wrote. The writer aim is to tell a story of a woman who labored and died to express her unappreciated love to her husband or a caution for women to not love their husbands, It is unfortunate that the writer had been able to capture the hearts of the audience to the extend where they had dished all manner of causes and comments on the late woman's hubby (Kevin). Possibly already achieving his/her aims; I would use this opportunity to caution our commentators to always show restraint till the full story is heard. First, I do not intend to join issues with the writer but I want to state that the story is lopsided. You might agree to some extent that every marriage have their expectation. If a couple who were married in 12yrs with 2 kids still leaves together, it means they had been able to surmount their challenges. This is while I would also advise our women. Don't ever think you are an island in the midst of your in-laws, it doesn't matter how beautiful you are. We are still in Africa were women are expected to marry men as well as members of the man's entire family and show them respect. For me, this is the easiest way to get aligned with the family. But when pride and possessiveness cause you to disrespect your in-laws, then you are bound to face problem. The writer of this story is very selfish, perhaps the late Ogo confided in the writer while she was alive. Possibly too, the late Ogo never also told the writer the many times Kevin sold landed properties to pay hospital bills, the many times a laboring husband came back home from work to fall on empty stomach without food at home or the number of year late Ogo had spend in the US of the 12yrs of marriage while attending to her health issues. As I mentioned before, every marriages have their expectations. If your expectation is to have children and they are not forthcoming, there is bound to be issues. If a woman who never showed signs of sickness prior to marriage suddenly started falling heal barely 12days after marriage, there is bound to be problem, perhaps she hid the sickness from her hubby before marriage, alot comes to the bare. While I share pains with Kevin for having to experience this sad phase of his marital life undermining hitherto the so much that he had spent to salvage the life of his lovely wife, for making several sacrifices to get the marriage going, close confidants such as the writer of this story is desperately trying to make sure more pains are inflicted. Please Mr/Mrs writer whatever you are stop this calumny. We don't know you but from your right up we suspect who you are. In retrospect, Late Ogo had done 7 surgeries in the 12yrs of marriage. The last was when she had the second baby during which she temporarily passed out. At recovery, she was warned never to have the 8th or any more surgeries in her life time as her ailment would henceforth be therapeutically managed. All of this fell on deaf ears because people such as the writer were envious of late Ogo and unfortunately, Ogo didn't live long enough to see it. Having just being referred to a specialist in Lagos, and agreed with her husband on the "No surgery Rules" she arrived the hospital and decided with one of her sisters, which I strongly suspected is the writer of this story to go for a surgery. As you all know, till today when a patient goes for surgery a guarantor is expected to sign on her behalf. Typically for married women, their husband. While Kevin was still at work and persistently invoking the "No surgery rule" late Ogo's sister signed for her to carry on with the procedure/surgery. Which was a grievous disrespect for Kevin. And the woman died!! If anyone is to be blamed, it is whoever signed against the "No surgery rule".....she signed Ogo's death warrant. Now, going to the internet to tell a story in order to mope up sympathy or perhaps exonerate self is uncalled for and would not solve anything, would only aggravate this problem. As an advocate of peace, I think the emphasis going forward is to ensure that late Ogo's legacy and dream for her children is met.
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The Husband's response:

Kevin's side of the story. No justification, but interesting to note:

Kevin\'s Associate · 1 hour ago
Wonderful write up it is! But it's unheard that the dead wrote. The writer aim is to tell a story of a woman who labored and died to express her unappreciated love to her husband or a caution for women to not love their husbands, It is unfortunate that the writer had been able to capture the hearts of the audience to the extend where they had dished all manner of causes and comments on the late woman's hubby (Kevin). Possibly already achieving his/her aims; I would use this opportunity to caution our commentators to always show restraint till the full story is heard. First, I do not intend to join issues with the writer but I want to state that the story is lopsided. You might agree to some extent that every marriage have their expectation. If a couple who were married in 12yrs with 2 kids still leaves together, it means they had been able to surmount their challenges. This is while I would also advise our women. Don't ever think you are an island in the midst of your in-laws, it doesn't matter how beautiful you are. We are still in Africa were women are expected to marry men as well as members of the man's entire family and show them respect. For me, this is the easiest way to get aligned with the family. But when pride and possessiveness cause you to disrespect your in-laws, then you are bound to face problem. The writer of this story is very selfish, perhaps the late Ogo confided in the writer while she was alive. Possibly too, the late Ogo never also told the writer the many times Kevin sold landed properties to pay hospital bills, the many times a laboring husband came back home from work to fall on empty stomach without food at home or the number of year late Ogo had spend in the US of the 12yrs of marriage while attending to her health issues. As I mentioned before, every marriages have their expectations. If your expectation is to have children and they are not forthcoming, there is bound to be issues. If a woman who never showed signs of sickness prior to marriage suddenly started falling heal barely 12days after marriage, there is bound to be problem, perhaps she hid the sickness from her hubby before marriage, alot comes to the bare. While I share pains with Kevin for having to experience this sad phase of his marital life undermining hitherto the so much that he had spent to salvage the life of his lovely wife, for making several sacrifices to get the marriage going, close confidants such as the writer of this story is desperately trying to make sure more pains are inflicted. Please Mr/Mrs writer whatever you are stop this calumny. We don't know you but from your right up we suspect who you are. In retrospect, Late Ogo had done 7 surgeries in the 12yrs of marriage. The last was when she had the second baby during which she temporarily passed out. At recovery, she was warned never to have the 8th or any more surgeries in her life time as her ailment would henceforth be therapeutically managed. All of this fell on deaf ears because people such as the writer were envious of late Ogo and unfortunately, Ogo didn't live long enough to see it. Having just being referred to a specialist in Lagos, and agreed with her husband on the "No surgery Rules" she arrived the hospital and decided with one of her sisters, which I strongly suspected is the writer of this story to go for a surgery. As you all know, till today when a patient goes for surgery a guarantor is expected to sign on her behalf. Typically for married women, their husband. While Kevin was still at work and persistently invoking the "No surgery rule" late Ogo's sister signed for her to carry on with the procedure/surgery. Which was a grievous disrespect for Kevin. And the woman died!! If anyone is to be blamed, it is whoever signed against the "No surgery rule".....she signed Ogo's death warrant. Now, going to the internet to tell a story in order to mope up sympathy or perhaps exonerate self is uncalled for and would not solve anything, would only aggravate this problem. As an advocate of peace, I think the emphasis going forward is to ensure that late Ogo's legacy and dream for her children is met.
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the smell of Puzzy juice, awesome! 

You dey mind dem and even if he travel, na only him dem fit give the cheque abi no other senior priest dey around? Who dem wan fool?

haha, they could have given it to the catechist or even a mass server! lwtmb

Priest no dey available indeed, dem tell am say them dey come he leave them travel

The problem with nairaland is that anybody can air his or her views, including views that even the toilet will immediately spit out  . Folks have all these bottled up ideas some of which were fed them by their parents. Whether we like it or not we will never fully know what happened before, during and after the civil war simply because the players are either dead or have chosen to keep quiet. If everything was known some villains will actually be heroes and vice versa.

How did you think babies were made before you got to know how they were really made? I can't really remember at what point I knew that something had 2 be inserted somewhere but I tot the guy had to pee inside the lady! Grin. I had a friend that thought if u prayed u got pregnant! Shocked. So people what did u guys think before life took away all the innocence?

i used 2 think dey put d kini insyd d mouth

mouth haha

How did you think babies were made before you got to know how they were really made? I can't really remember at what point I knew that something had 2 be inserted somewhere but I tot the guy had to pee inside the lady! . I had a friend that thought if u prayed u got pregnant! . So people what did u guys think before life took away all the innocence?

useless media! Tot he begged them for some privacy?

Correct person. Dem no fit African Kiss. I fit help NTA do that research

Bros, I tire o!

Hmm, I wonder if French women can African kiss?  

"The royal pen*s is clean your highness" - By a maid giving Eddie Murphy a bath - Coming to America (1988)

Woman: Wat do u want?
Man: Wat do you give?
Woman: Everything but I dont kiss on the mouth----- Julia Roberts & Richard Gere - Pretty Woman (1990)

This is my house, I have to defend it - Macaulay Culkin - Home Alone (1990)

You English Pri*k, I tell you my dad was Irish - Dnt knw the dude's name - The Rock (1996)

I your di*k jumps out of ur pants u jump out of this plane - John Malkovich aka Cyrus the virus - Con Air (1997)

I'll take pleasure in guttin you boy! - Dnt knw d dude's name - The Rock (again lol) (1997)

"The royal Penis is clean your highness" - By a maid giving Eddie Murphy a bath - Coming to America (1988)

Mr Peabody: I'm gonna out u in the 5th grade so that u wil be outta here in no time,
Junior:, but my dad says that 3rd grade is the foundation of good education,
Mr Peabody: oh!, your dad said dat? your dad is a slowpoke! he's a slowpoke! u knw wat a slowpoke is?! dats wat ur daddy is! I'm gonna put u in the 5th grade cos thats where you belong! - Michael Oliver and Gilbert Gottfried - Problem Child (1990).

So many on my mind,

@superbrain, no it is not on scholarship but I can afford it.

I recently got an admission for an Msc program in a university in the UK. I plan to come back to Nigeria immediately after the program. I presently work with a company that pays me 87k a month and apart from that I am not happy with the job cos it is isnt what I pictured myself doing and I do not see a future with it. The problem is that I am not yet eligible for a study leave because I have just stayed one year with the company so I will have to resign in other to be able to go for my masters. I am actually scared of the possibilty that if I resign and go for the masters, when I come back I may not get another job and that will be like pressing a big "reset button". Please house, is resigning my present job to go for a masters degree worth the risk?

N.B - I work with an Engineering firm.

yorubas leave the west ONLY when they are married to an outsider and more or less absorbing women from other tribes.

Just saying cos i neva knew u could "absorb" other ppl while u r in your own house!

Very good strategy.  . When kasala burst, we go know who mad pass who. The thing is i am sure Yoruba's in Igbo land can turn that place to paradise and will slowly do that. When they do, una go dey fight. Yoruba's are buying up your lands and marrying your women. We are the largest group and will soon absorb the Igbo's. Now, that is a strategy.

Hmm, neva knew yorubas ever leave the west!, interesting.

aga m ata gi otule!

Lol well am sure am not the only one even swizzy tried it abi you wann deny?

i no try anytin o! i did d cookin bt certainly not with urine, LMAO, where were d adults abeg?