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PoliticsNigerian Legislators' Loot: The Amazing Figures by swoosh(op): 10:52am On Dec 09, 2010
According to the CBN governor, Nigeria's Natuonal Assembly gulped
21% of overhead in 2008
26% of overhead in 2009, and now
25% of overhead in 2010.

This means these guys' looting is on the increase over the years and what have they offered in return? passing only 13 bills out of over 100.

Here;s what Analysts have figured out:

1. It costs tax payers N290million yearly to maintain each member of our National Assembly in a country where 80% of the population earn below 300 naira a day (or N109,500= in a year). N300 = 2 USD (approx)

2. A working day earning of a Senator is more than a yearly income of a doctor.
3. It is more than the annual salary of 42 army generals
4. It is more than the annual salary of 48 Nigerian professors
5. It is more than the annual pay of 70 commissioners of police
6. It is more than twice the pay of the US President
7. It is 9 times the salary of US congressmen
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by swoosh(m): 6:48pm On Dec 08, 2010
carnal:
mak una see 9ja waist ooo dis na confirmed ooo,
That's what I call a SAgerian babe
- combines Nigerian and South/Southern African qualities,  cheesy

- so the question should be, "why do Nigerian Men love SAgerian Women"? That pic provides the answers. grin
PoliticsRe: Governor Oshiomole's Wife Dead by swoosh(m): 5:46pm On Dec 08, 2010
meine:
May her soul RIP, the rich and powerful also cry!
ladunsky:
[color=#000099][/color]
all that glitters aint gold, !
[quote author kufreabasi]I think that's cancer of politics and money.
[/quote][quote]author Lord Babs
eeeeyaaaaa! anyway,wen will d reception after the interment hold?no fud must waste.
How sarcastic can people get? na wa oo
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by swoosh(m): 8:44am On Dec 01, 2010
SA Goddess:
,
@Swoosh - no thanks Sir, I am not puting my picture up wink if it's my face you want to see, know that my son looks like me cool cool cool if it is my booty you want to see, that ain't happening, the booty war has just ended and you want to start another one grin grin grin this one will definitely start a riot, hahahahhahahahahha
OK SA Goddess if you aint gonna show me, then I'd imagine, at least based on Mr Cork's description , and I will post my imagination here, sooon cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by swoosh(m): 6:38pm On Nov 30, 2010
The length of this thread alone attests to the power of a big yansh - irrespective of who carries it (Nigerian, South African, Jamaican etc)

@MzDarkSkin- you're really hot sister

@Tpia - our date? yet to hear from you wink

@SA Goddess- May I see you photo please?
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by swoosh(m): 12:54pm On Nov 26, 2010
Ann Marie:
amazing!!
SA Goddess:
Indeed! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Yah, thats the Nigerian Spirit- we are respectful to women, wink wink
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by swoosh(m): 10:32am On Nov 26, 2010
@Tpia, you are a woman??, OMG I'm so sorry-- honestly I didnt have a clue- thought I was joking with a fellow man (yes those wer all jokes ok-trust me)- you will forgive a brother wont you?, now let me feel that beautiful Nigerian Smile, c;moon wink wink

lets drop all the hate ok, Im willing to make up alright, how about a drink. Thank God its Friday, we could have a few drinks at the beach or elsewhere (all expenses on me) and let the traffic die down,

You're game aint you?? Tpia babyyyyy, kiss kiss
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by swoosh(m): 9:38am On Nov 25, 2010
tpia@:
^^ yes, it is anger.

and so?

ode buruku.
You are most probably impotent ( I hear impotent men are very angry people) - Sorry- Again not my fault!

I have seen your angry outbursts in earlier pages of this thread- Page 10 for instance)- but I can now understand why - importence is the only reason why you would be so angry when women with curves and hips and SA-type behinds are discussed- you probably wish for them but you are unable to do anything with them-

For your information, and to answer your earlier question, there's a healthy and potentially socially beneficial benefit to having curvacious women around. Research has shown that this can be a healthy substitute for hard substances. See link below

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/7306919/Looking-at-a-curvy-women-gives-men-same-high-as-drugs.html

One last advice my brother (as I wont be responding to you after this unfortunately  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed)- learn anger management, else even when you eventually cure your importence (I pray) , you would not be able to live with any woman.

@El-Guapo- I still maintain we are not fighting (at least not me)- just trying to help a brother who is struggling to appreciate the harsh realities of life and chooses rather to vent frustrations on others at a public forum
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by swoosh(m): 5:05pm On Nov 24, 2010
tpia@:
shut up, f.ool.

nigeria needs less people like you.

thank goodness a lot of you miscreants are being shipped straight to south africa to peddle your wares there.

carry your i.diocy go.
wups, SA Goddess you were right, its actually ANGER grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by swoosh(m): 4:24pm On Nov 24, 2010
SA Goddess:
^^^^^that is what I was talking about, so much hatred it's unreal. . . . . .

Bye now!
Its not hatred girlfriend, its misplaced aggression- we are used to it, and we'd soon get over it - I believe in my country Nigeria

Yah, take care Goddess, and best of luck with SA Goddess Mr Cork grin
(I believe you have been persistent enough to earn your wish) cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by swoosh(m): 4:12pm On Nov 24, 2010
tpia@:
^^shut up you m.oron!!!

oponu jatijati

people like you are the reason why nigeria has a bad name.
sorry bros, looks like you're a deportee -they always blame their ordeal on Bad name.
Pele. e go better
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by swoosh(m): 4:00pm On Nov 24, 2010
tpia@:
what a load of crap.

big butt is what you consider a crowning achievement in life? huh

i do hope you're not a nigerian hellbent on bringing more disgrace to the country!

your mates are making strides in science and technology while you are sitting down daydreaming about having sons and daughters with butts? huh

how exactly will a humongous butt improve nigeria?


the oyibos who 97% of black males marry after they strike it big, do they have butts?

think before typing!!
What's that your name again, tpia or Tilapia? That's actually a fish- little wonder you have fish brain
You should have noticed if you were human that that was just a comic angle to the whole thing. In anycase you dont sound to me like some1 who's making any positive effort in technology or otherwise anyway - you sound more like a frustrated soul looking for every avenue to dispense your anger, Unfortunately I cant help you- its not my fault that you dont have a job. Please direct your anger at President Good Luck and the National assembly in Abuja

Get a life, at least in the ocean TILAPIA grin grin grin
HealthRe: How Abortion Is Performed (Warning Contains Disturbing Pictures). by swoosh(m): 1:48pm On Nov 24, 2010
SA Goddess:
. . . . . also why wait until the foetus is fully developed before doing anything about the situation, surely one knows from day one whether they are ready for motherhood/parenthood or not. Some people abort at 6 months, shocked shocked medically risky but they still go ahead. Earlier in the pregnancy, one can just take a pill that dissolves the cells instead of waiting until the unborn child is grown then abort, it just seems inhumane to me. . . . . . .

Again, remember I am pro-choice but abortion should not be used as a contraceptive, there are less drastic ways!
We are aligned here,
HealthRe: How Abortion Is Performed (Warning Contains Disturbing Pictures). by swoosh(m): 1:21pm On Nov 24, 2010
SA Goddess:
You are talking about extra-ordinary circumstances swoosh, I was talking about those people who abort at will, as if it is the most natural thing to do, have they no conscience? I will not listen to anyone who mocks single mothers while they have possibly aborted a foetus or 3 because they were unmarried or not ready for a child, if that is the case, keep 'em legs together then!
I get your point infact I personally do not subscribe to abortion from the moral and respect for life point of view. But there's another angle to it

Lets say a girl got freaky and got pregnant in the process- granted she didnt keep her legs and she shouldt kill the poor, innocent child- but then if she has no means of livelihood and the father of the foetus ran away, or maybe the father is a 15 year old boy who still has to get pocket change from her poor mom (who is also a single mother and slaving to make ends meet).

My mind tells me what you your response would be- 'Another extreme scenario', but then what about this- which is the very common trend,

The mom is a high class chic capable of taking care of her self and her baby- but she doesnt want the baby, at the end she has the baby anyway - but then she doesnt even want to identify with the baby. The baby will grow up unloved and sweetheart need I say that the phychological effect of growing up unloved is enormous on the person, and ultimately has very cruel retaliatory effect on society

I'm a christian and I appreciate Christian values concerning this but I think we need to strike a balance somewhere and clearly define where right to life begins, at conception or at birth
HealthRe: How Abortion Is Performed (Warning Contains Disturbing Pictures). by swoosh(m): 12:42pm On Nov 24, 2010
SA Goddess:
Unfortunately most people/women would rather abort than be single mothers, very sad. . . . . . .I say if one is not ready for a child, use protection or don't have intimacy at all.
What if they were R-aped??
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by swoosh(m): 11:20am On Nov 24, 2010
SA Goddess:
I will marry for love so wherever it takes me, I will flow with it.

Talking about "cross-breeding", LOL, you should see the Ewerechukus, got booty like mom while Ikennas are built strong and tall like dad, there are lots of half Naija babies here! Naija friends even joke that this generation of young halves will produce a President in SA. . . . . . . cheesy cheesy cheesy
Well I will be making my little contribution to this cause- If my son doesnt object, I will freely let him attend te University of Cape Town, and then hopefully take it from there, wink

@Cork- I see you are unrelenting- ride on Brother- ensure SA Goddess become Naija Goddess, and there after you must enusure she produces at least 7 Naija Goddesses cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by swoosh(m): 10:53am On Nov 24, 2010
SA Goddess:
I am a child of the Universe, really, and get along with people from any corner of the world, have Nigerian friends that are dear to me, I looked past the negative stuff said about them and wanted to know the people behind the negative perception, glad I did, most Nigerians I know are really wonderful people.

NL is my entertaiment when at work, some of the stuff said here is eye-popping and I sometimes ask myself if the person is joking or not but realise they are being real, we think differently, we are more open-minded while it seems some if not most Naija people are confined by a whole lot of stuff so I find NL entertaining and funny hence my being very active. . . . . . .there is really nothing to it!

I actually started chatting on this very same thread and stayed, I am defiant also so when told to leave (as was the case), I stay, cheesy cheesy that sort of thing. grin grin grin grin
Great stuff - so take the bold step: Marry a Nigerian and become a legitimate holder of our green back. wink

I have always advocated for cross marriage - Nigerian men to Southern African Women- we need that cross-breed so in some years to come, we would have Nigerian girls with sufficient 'assets' to meet local demand (hopefully they would inherits their mothers' endowments). Our male children shouldnt have to look far as we currently do to satisfy el's controversial third Law (" Botty Maketh a real woman"wink. This should be our long term strategy smiley

I believe if we trace the history of the south African endowment it might all come down to cross-breeding smiley
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by swoosh(m): 10:41am On Nov 24, 2010
El Guapo:
Cos El's third law of Women have in its dying line '. . . But then botty maketh a real women'
grin grin grin
Well if you must know- that's one area where my childhood friend and I are sharp opposites, cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by swoosh(m): 10:11am On Nov 24, 2010
El Guapo:
That line irked me
Why??
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by swoosh(m): 10:07am On Nov 24, 2010
SA Godess- I see you're very active on Nairaland (I'm glad about this). My question is what's your motivation?- what do you find interesting (or detestful) about Nigeria or Nigerians? Back home in SA there's a lot of bad press about Nigerians, what's your take?
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by swoosh(m): 9:44am On Nov 24, 2010
El Guapo:
^^ , ,but for me i'ld keep saying this:
'ITS AN S.A LADY OR NOTHING IN AFRICA'
Guys,,while I wouldnt take anything away from the SA babes, lets not forget that we also have some of our Naija babes who have all that we seek in Southern African women (my wife is one of them wink).

Dont forget that not all men likes them the South African style- I have a childhood friend who wouldnt have aything to do with a girl with big behinds. There are a lot of men like that

Big up Naija babes - you are all beautiful in your individual rights
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by swoosh(m): 8:44am On Nov 24, 2010
SA Goddess:
Forget Cock, he likes to talk like he knows me or at least my behind, not the case at all! cheesy cheesy cheesy
He probably wants to meet you- I mean who wouldnt want to meet an SA girl who has even desribed herself as endowed

I rememeber one of your posts where you mentioned you were feeling sexy in your jeans, and that easily brings to mind the 'Jeans Adventures' of Sandton City and Maybe Maponya mall wink
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by swoosh(m): 4:15pm On Nov 23, 2010
Mr~Cork:
South african womens have the biggest Nyansh on the planet, thats why i love SA Goddess tongue
lol, have you met SA Goddess?. grin grin

Anyway, I think those assets are a general feature of most women from Southern Africa (not just South Africa)- many Babes from Lesotho, Zimbabwe and especially Botswana are also very richly endowed.
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by swoosh(m): 2:14pm On Nov 23, 2010
The reason as far as am concerned is more physical than attitudinal. the average south African woman is physically more appealing than the Nigerian girl, nice curves, etc. any man will fall for these physical attributes before they even get to know the lady.

I spent some time in SA and I must confess I would've come home with an SA girl if I wasnt already married - these girls have got all the looks and the body and some intelligence and good attitude (Dont get me wrong - Im not regretting marrying a Nigerian-I love my wife. Infact Im happy I didnt go there a single man, lol)

I observed too that many SA girls I befriended often mentioned their preference for men of other nationalities-not neccesarily Nigerians- they will tell you 'South African Men are full of s**t" - they allege that most SA men are afraid of responsibility- this perhaps explains why there are a lot of young single mothers in SA. The point to take out of here is that most SA babes are not after money or dik as some1 mentioned earlier but simply want a nice caring man- which every woman craves and actually deserves
PoliticsBan On Okada In VI, Ikoyi & Lagos Island Effective September 1, 2010 by swoosh(op): 7:16am On Sep 01, 2010
Begining 1st September 2010 commercial motorcyles ( “Okada” ) will be banned from using all main roads on Ikoyi, Victoria Island and Lagos Island, Other locations on the main land will also be affected

The following roads in Ikoyi, VI & Lagos Island will will be out of use for ‘Okada’s’

Kingsway Road
Bourdillon Road
Maroko Road
Alexander Ave
Osborne Street
Awolowo Road
Ikoyi Road
Falomo Bridge
Akin Adesola Street
Ozumba Mbadiwe Ave
Ahmadu Bello Way
The Lagos Island Ring Road
Third Main Land Bridge.
HealthRe: More Women Becoming Virgins Again With Hymen Replacement Operations by swoosh(m): 7:13am On Aug 04, 2010
Gabry:
OMG! This is insane! I will never want my virginity back after loosing it! YUCK! No way am I going through all that crap pain once again! shocked shocked shocked
shocked shocked You went through pain (as a guy) loosing your virginity?, or are you saying, ??,  huh huh
PoliticsRe: South Africa Deports 47 Nigerians by swoosh(m): 10:26pm On Jul 22, 2010
Bloody liars-they will never say why they were sent home. There are many Nigerians selling drugs on the street of Hilbrow and commiting all sorts of other crimes in South Africa. I pray they deport all those idiots and allow Nigerian living there genuinely some space an also salvage our badly bruised national image
FamilyRe: Do Married Men Really Feel This Way Or Is It Just Me? by swoosh(op): 10:41pm On Jul 05, 2010
@Poster
http://www.enotalone.com/forum/showthread.php?t=280920
Thanx Ifyalways- thanks so much, you're a star

I would advise some of you  to visit this site and see how civilized people post

I have found the answers I need from this other site and can see that many other people feel this way so now I know there's nothing abnormal with me so I'd just need to work at clearing these thoughts

Thanks again Ifyalways

I dont need anymore advice - so if you're posting anything else on this thread, you're simply jobless and wasting your time
FamilyRe: Do Married Men Really Feel This Way Or Is It Just Me? by swoosh(op): 12:26pm On Jul 05, 2010
chaircover:
Swoosh you didn't answer the question. Are u having or in the process of starting an affair?
NO
FamilyRe: Do Married Men Really Feel This Way Or Is It Just Me? by swoosh(op): 10:43am On Jul 05, 2010
mutter:
You know when we want to do something "wrong", we have to look for a reason to justify what we are doing or about to do. Beware that you don`t fall into temptation. On the one hand it is not wise for a wife to talk about her past to her husband on the other hand, she wanted to be honest to you. Why are you now betraying that trust. Look at it this way, she knows and appreciates what she has in you. Do you realise that many women enter a marriage naive but then in the marriage they go astray and get carried away.She belongs to you now what more do you want.
You cannot stop thinking about it but you certainly can tell yourself that it is normal that when you meet a woman she has had a past.
MRbrownJAY:
- were you virgin when you met her?!
- she did told you about all these men before you guys got married, so complaining now wouldnt be fair.

as much as it may be difficult to accept, you can just picture yourself with all the cuties you had before you met your wife. i dont think there is anything wrong with you but, depending on how long you guys have been married, the thoughts of wifey with other men should have faded in your mind by now.
These are only helpful posts so far.

I know its wrong to be having those thoughts and I dont let my wife know about them. I realize its wrong and im battling to get rid of them- so what I need is advice  - and from married people (especially men)- not the single ladies who are probably just worried that they will find themselves in similar situation or the single guys who dont know what it means to call a woman your wife (im not talking about a girlfriend here)
FamilyRe: Do Married Men Really Feel This Way Or Is It Just Me? by swoosh(op): 7:16am On Jul 05, 2010
Ok granted - its me. So what do I need to do?

I need advice not just blame
FamilyDo Married Men Really Feel This Way Or Is It Just Me? by swoosh(op): 9:53pm On Jul 04, 2010
My wife dated several men before we met and eventually got married- she told me about most of these men and I thought it didnt matter, now however Im finding it very difficult to cope with these facts- I often imgine her making love to different men and its really draining the respect I should have for her

Is this something other married men also feel? or is there something terribly wrong with me?

I really i'm not happy about these thoughts but how to I get them out of my mind? Need some advice please

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