Sagamite:

She is just bitter I used her to get my stay in the UK and left her with our 19 kids.

Lol @ 19 kids. Hope Guinness are well informed





Chin Chin!

Sagamite:

She is just bitter I used her to get my stay in the UK and left her with our 19 kids.

chic2pimp:

Ehn ehn . . . . . . . . . . are you by any chance Ileke Idi's dad?

Sagamite:

Calculating the age difference and the fact she is a good student in University, I must be the Papa.

chic2pimp:

I wan submit my marriage application be dat oooo. . . . . I don ask Busybody her mama and she don gree,

Sagamite:

24 kegs of palmwine
80 tubbers of yam
One typewriter for im mama
One pot of Isi Ewu for the family
4 motorcycles for her uncles
18 blackberry for im siblings
4 mosquito nets for im grandparents for village
One trouser and singlet for me
90 kegs of ogogoro
110 bicycles for im cousins
4 goats, 12 chickens and 2 Malu (cow)
250 yards of adire (Yoruba attire)
One Hummer for the Akarigbo of Remo (Sagamu) so I can get my chieftiancy title soon
2 fluffy bathroom towels for me to tie on the waist in the morning and walk proudly across Sagamu streets to show off to my neighbours

And then she is all yours.

chic2pimp:

Olorun oba ooooo. . . . . .  ki le yii?

4 goats,12chickens,2 malus, 24 kegs of palmwine,80 tubbers of wine, chei wetin you take me for? . . . . Ole,Ajebole
Wait a sec ooo, Wetin her Mama go take typewriter do? She be secretary abi bushwoman? . Anyways sha, I don promise am Ferrari and wetin I go get am be dat.

Now back to your list, this one too much oooo. We'll need to come to a comprise on certain things on this list. Deal?

Sagamite:

24 kegs of palmwine
80 tubbers of yam
One typewriter for im mama
One pot of Isi Ewu for the family
4 motorcycles for her uncles
18 blackberry for im siblings
4 mosquito nets for im grandparents for village
One trouser and singlet for me
90 kegs of ogogoro
110 bicycles for im cousins
4 goats, 12 chickens and 2 Malu (cow)
250 yards of adire (Yoruba attire)
One Hummer for the Akarigbo of Remo (Sagamu) so I can get my chieftiancy title soon
2 fluffy bathroom towels for me to tie on the waist in the morning and walk proudly across Sagamu streets to show off to my neighbours

And then she is all yours.

Kai, see list.

Sagamite:

The typewriter na for im mama o. That is what we use in the house, no one knows how to use computer well enough.

Sagamite:

The woman know wetin Ferrari be? If you bring Peugoet 404 put Ferrati tag upon am, you go see am dey booty thanking you.

Sagamite:

We no dey negotiate list. I get tens of Senators wey dey ask for im hand in marriage and they are willing to drop one whole year of their Constituency Allowance to get her arse.

Sagamite:

24 kegs of palmwine
80 tubbers of yam
One typewriter for im mama
One pot of Isi Ewu for the family
4 motorcycles for her uncles
18 blackberry for im siblings
4 mosquito nets for im grandparents for village
One trouser and singlet for me
90 kegs of ogogoro
110 bicycles for im cousins
4 goats, 12 chickens and 2 Malu (cow)
250 yards of adire (Yoruba attire)
One Hummer for the Akarigbo of Remo (Sagamu) so I can get my chieftiancy title soon
2 fluffy bathroom towels for me to tie on the waist in the morning and walk proudly across Sagamu streets to show off to my neighbours

And then she is all yours.

chic2pimp:

This one na real wa oooo . . . . . . . . As a see am so say una fit use typewriter well enough sef?

chic2pimp:

Tehe . . . . . I no follow you talk dat wan ooooo(_{at least not until I don engagement parry and wedding}). But wait ooo if she no know wetin Ferrari be, how her mouth come sweet like honey when she dey ask for am?

chic2pimp:

Wahala dey be dat oooooooo. . . . . . . . Senator ke?.
How I go take compete with them with my 1000Rupees a month salary?. . . . .Mba, o ti ooo. . . . . . Worse come to worse I go hire area boys make dey go break all of theirs legs.
Lai Lai we have to find a way to negotiate on this your very demanding list, chikena!!!

Sagamite:

She studied it for 8 years for college, that na how she feed the family while I dey shack ogogoro for shack and dey chase skirt.

Sagamite:

She dey front, she herself one look modern.

Sagamite:

Young man, we no dey accept church rat here o.

I am getting old, I need to organise my Pension. I never work since I was 20 and I meet busybody who was 14, I am now 59. If you are not rich enough to be my 401(k), abeg waka!!!

Busy_body:


Now you zip it and put a s.o.c.k or c.o.c.k in it Don't make me choose for you

Busy_body, ermm Madam, am not goin to cuss u simply becoz I love yo booobsi, very very very evry very very much ,

But please, come back and talk to me when u loook like a proper female. U resemble a men (no oofeinse)

MzDarkSkin:

Busy Body as you can see I am a blasted liar  ;
but seriously, you ever go outside on a nice summer day, enjoying everyone around u and the scenary, and ALL of a sudden this MISQUITO seems to take interest in your face, you swing your hand at it once, and it seems to get the picture; before you know it it comes back again and again and again! After a while you are going to track it and smash it! I am simply trying to rid myself of a nuissance!

Beauty (MzDarkskin) & the muscular serena williams looking beast (Busy_body)

chic2pimp:

I yen le gan ooo. How person go take 8 years study typewriting? .

chic2pimp:

Well sha which trait your Ileke inherit? Her mother's hardworking ways or your wayward way's?

chic2pimp:

So you mean say nah "ako" she dey do all this while, o ti oooo.Scuse me sir, but eleyii a ma jor fa ni yen ooo. So you wan use ya pikin as meal ticket? Whatever happened to loff ehn?

Hold on a minute did you just say you met Mama Ileke when she was 14 and you were 20? Odikwa serious!!!

Sagamite:

24 kegs of palmwine
80 tubbers of yam
One typewriter for im mama
One pot of Isi Ewu for the family
4 motorcycles for her uncles
18 blackberry for im siblings
4 mosquito nets for im grandparents for village
One trouser and singlet for me
90 kegs of ogogoro
110 bicycles for im cousins
4 goats, 12 chickens and 2 Malu (cow)
250 yards of adire (Yoruba attire)
One Hummer for the Akarigbo of Remo (Sagamu) so I can get my chieftiancy title soon
2 fluffy bathroom towels for me to tie on the waist in the morning and walk proudly across Sagamu streets to show off to my neighbours

And then she is all yours.

Ifedisky:

^^ the lawd is good!

Sagamite:

[Sagamite gets emotional and pietistical.

Takes position by raising one hand in the air and turns face, which is full of tears and shows signs of spiritual engulfment written all over it, downwards, and then busts into hymns of ecclesiastical seance singing:

"We are saying thank you Jesus,

Thank you our Lord.

We are saying . . . . . . . ."]

Ifedisky:

This Trunk has put joy in my heart and a song to my lips. From now on I'll sing praises to my lawdy lawd! He is good indeedingly!

carnal:

mak una see 9ja waist ooo dis na confirmed ooo,

Mr¬Cork:


Beauty (MzDarkskin)

MzDarkSkin:

it amazes me when African men are still surprised at the sight of big arses. I mean u guys are SURROUNDED by them!

SA Goddess:

Hahahahahhahaahha, I see the booty has got the guys singing praises to their Creator

Happy viewing

Ifedisky:

Naa babes, not to THIS specification and dimension! Did you see what I saw?, only an ardent lover of aesthetics and form, a skilled architect !, will mould such dimensions of perfection, such contours and curves! They say the lawd is the perfect creator (architect?) my soul just got redemption; I agree in the lawd!!! if only you know

SA Goddess:


Trust me, I know, I am in SA remember and have seen many a man stop mid-sentence when a big-bootied girl walks by. . . . .

Keep on admiring, we love it!