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Jokes EtcRe: Dani1luv's Birth Certificate by swtchicgurl(op): 3:41am On Jul 09, 2012
bright007: Look at this albino lessbian talking!oh!I guess u are looking for attention hence u descended so mentally-low as to become å fool who doesn't know d relationship between the headline of å thread and its body.
Your use of english is kinda pathetic dear. but i understand what you're passing through. Frustration is a terrible thing indeed. embarassed tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Dani1luv's Birth Certificate by swtchicgurl(op): 3:37am On Jul 09, 2012
toygod2: [/quote][quote author=fluid26]hehehehe... grin grin fufusegun! grin grin

I swear dis girl is driving me crazy! grin grin

.
na joke o! shocked shocked
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Dani1luv's Birth Certificate by swtchicgurl(op): 8:23pm On Jul 08, 2012
bright007: Evidence of unparalleled joblessness!
this coming from a thing so confused it doesn't knw if its male or female. tongue
Jokes EtcDani1luv's Birth Certificate by swtchicgurl(op): 3:07pm On Jul 08, 2012
This are the names on the certificate tongue grin grin grin

RomanceRe: Words: From The Heartbroken To The Heartbreaker! by swtchicgurl(op): 11:35pm On Jul 06, 2012
cindyrella: Sitting in a tight corner *sad*

I heard that you're settled down ⁠

⁠That you found a girl and you're married now ⁠

⁠I heard that your dreams came true⁠

⁠Guess she gave you things I didn't give to you⁠

Old friend, why are you so shy?

Ain't like you to hold back or hide from the light

⁠I hate to turn up out of the blue, uninvited⁠

⁠But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it⁠

⁠I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded⁠

⁠That for me, it isn't over ⁠

⁠Never mind, I'll find someone like you⁠

⁠I wish nothing but the best for you, too⁠

Don't forget me, I begged, I remember you said

Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead

Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead

⁠You know how the time flies⁠

⁠Only yesterday was the time of our lives⁠

⁠We were born and raised in a summer haze⁠

⁠Bound by the surprise of our glory days ⁠

I hate to turn up out of the blue, uninvited

But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it

I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded

That for me, it isn't over yet

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

I wish nothing but the best for you, too

Don't forget me, I begged, I remember you said

Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead, yeah

Nothing compares, no worries or cares⁠

⁠Regrets and mistakes, they're memories made⁠

⁠Who would have known how bittersweet this would taste?⁠

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

I wish nothing but the best for you

Don't forget me, I begged, I remember you said

Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

I wish nothing but the best for you, too


Don't forget me, I begged, I remember you said

Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead

Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead.
nice one! Adele, great woman.
Jokes EtcRe: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by swtchicgurl: 11:30pm On Jul 06, 2012
bin gbagbo: stup!d girl!!! angry
u don't have to tell us ur girlfriend's name na. Noone cares to knw!
Jokes EtcRe: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by swtchicgurl: 7:00pm On Jul 06, 2012
dani1luv: swtchichbabe. .you dey craze grin grin grin
undecided undecided bro, R you sure your okay?? undecided undecided
Fountain goat!! angry angry grin grin

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
hahaha
Jokes EtcRe: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by swtchicgurl: 6:00pm On Jul 06, 2012
dani1luv: yeh!! Ayaff died grin grin grin grin
whatever killed u make sense! Lol

ekeroyal: Am fine honei! Where have ye been?
in your boxers! Lol
Jokes EtcRe: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by swtchicgurl: 4:53pm On Jul 06, 2012
ekeroyal: riffraff, I know you'll start raising families when you're 70. Continue living in a bar, your children will know you on your burial day. bhenchod! embarassed
Jokes EtcRe: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by swtchicgurl: 4:41pm On Jul 06, 2012
ekeroyal: riffraff, I know you'll start raising families when you're 70. Continue living in a bar, your children will know you on your burial day. bhenchod! embarassed
chai! Bin is finished!
RomanceRe: A Thread For Virgins. by swtchicgurl: 4:06pm On Jul 06, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]This "virginity" threads are really making this place boring[/quote][quote author=Mynd_44]What is free the sex or the talking[/quote]common sense dear, is free.
RomanceRe: A Thread For Virgins. by swtchicgurl: 4:04pm On Jul 06, 2012
2makeit: Well am a virgin and proud cool.

There are challenges that come with it considering the kind of world we live in.
You are trying to play it cool and this chick with gorgeous frames in a nice jeans walks by
and every niggar wants to hit that but sha it is not easy. Is like a grenade that the pin is out
READY TO EXPLODE
beautiful post! U're a hero.
RomanceRe: Words: From The Heartbroken To The Heartbreaker! by swtchicgurl(op): 4:01pm On Jul 06, 2012
toyemz: @jenams
cheesy cheesy
a suitable reply to yours would have been:

Did you really think that
I would really take you back
Let you back in my heart
One more time? oh, no no

Did you think I'd still care
That there'd be more feeling there
Did you think you could walk back
In my life? oh

So you found you missed the love you threw away
Baby, but you found it out too late, too late

(Chorus):
And so you know the way it feels to cry
The way that I cried when you broke my world in two
And baby I learned the way to break a heart
I learned from the best, I learned from you
oh baby, now, I learned from you

I remember cold nights
Tears I thought would never dry
How you shattered my world
With your goodbye, your goodbye

Would have sold my soul then
Just to have you back again
Now you are the last thing on my mind

Now you say you're sorry and you've
Changed your ways
Sorry but you changed your ways too late

(Repeat Chorus)
So when all you've got are sleepless night
When those tears are clouding up your eyes
Just remember it was you
Who said goodbye, who said goodbye
vey nice post!
RomanceRe: Words: From The Heartbroken To The Heartbreaker! by swtchicgurl(op): 4:00pm On Jul 06, 2012
Jenams: @op, & here is ur reply!

Everybody knows
That i was such a fool
To ever let go of u
And baby i was wrong
Ɣε̲s i know i said
We'd be better off alone
That, it was time ∂α† we moved on
I know i broke your heart
I didn't mean to break ur heart
BUT
baby here i am
Bangin on your front door
My pride spilled on the floor
My hands and knees are bruised
Cos 'm crawling back to u
Beggin for a second chance
Ain't u gonna let me in?
I was runnin from d truth
But Now Am Crawling Back Τo Ɣou!
oh how sweet. Tnx!
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Joker Jokest! by swtchicgurl: 3:58pm On Jul 05, 2012
nice joke bin!
RomanceRe: Words: From The Heartbroken To The Heartbreaker! by swtchicgurl(op): 3:55pm On Jul 05, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Almost touching[/quote]ok
RomanceRe: A Thread For Virgins. by swtchicgurl: 3:52pm On Jul 05, 2012
[quote author=Adeniyi A.]those that know their God shall be strong and do exploits. SEPARATE URSEF FROM MULTITUDE ATTITUDES...[/quote]yeah, tnx! I smell jealousy frm some guys.
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama Honours Oluwatosin Akinduro On U.S. Independence Day by swtchicgurl: 12:39pm On Jul 05, 2012
congrats tosin, if it's God's will for you. Otherwise, it's well with you.
RomanceRe: Words: From The Heartbroken To The Heartbreaker! by swtchicgurl(op): 12:14pm On Jul 05, 2012
Rocktation: Abba abi? Eyaa. Ndo.
lol, tnx tho'.
RomanceRe: A Thread For Virgins. by swtchicgurl: 11:43am On Jul 05, 2012
Blugreen: hmm am speechless
pls speak. It's free.
RomanceWords: From The Heartbroken To The Heartbreaker! by swtchicgurl(op): 11:41am On Jul 05, 2012
Owing to something that happened recently, i'm putting this up: twas originally a song.
*tears*

I don't want to talk about things we've gone thru,
Tho' its hurting me, now it's history,
I've played all my cards and that's what u've done too,
Nothing more to say, no more ace to play,
The winner takes it all, the loser standing small,
Beside your victory, that's her destiny.

I was in ur arms, thinking i belonged there,
I figured it made sense, building me a fence,
Building me a home, thinking i'ld be strong there,
But I was a fool! Playing by the rules,
Now you've thrown the dice, your mind as cold as ice,
And someone way down here, loosing someone dear,
The winner takes it all, the looser has to fall.

Tell me does she kiss like I used to kiss you,
Does it feel the same, when she calls your name?
Somewhere deep inside, you must know I miss you,
But what can i say, rules must be obeyed,
The judges will decide, the likes of me abide,
Spectators at the shore, always staying low,
The winner takes it all.

I don't want to talk cos it makes me feel sad,
And I understand, you've come to shake my hand,
I apologise if it makes you feel bad,
Seeing me so tense, no self-confidence,
But you see, the winner takes it all. embarassed
RomanceRe: A Thread For Virgins. by swtchicgurl: 10:34am On Jul 05, 2012
[quote author=O.D.B.]I LAFF[/quote]yeah, u should.
RomanceRe: A Thread For Virgins. by swtchicgurl: 10:17am On Jul 05, 2012
wow! Nice thread, great topic!

Ok, it hasn't been an easy task, but, living one day at a time is probably the best prescription for anyone who wants to continue a virgin till d great and memorable wedding night! Can't wait!
Jokes EtcRe: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by swtchicgurl: 9:46am On Jul 05, 2012
booqee: Marys toenails! grin Laff don make me vomit my intestine oh! Buhahaha! grin grin grin

But suto's not ugly sha oh..... tongue
but bin gbagbo is definitely ugly, fugly and wugly..... Buhahaha! grin
seriously? Sutoboy aint fugly?
Besides, why are u called boobsqee? Lol
Jokes EtcRe: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by swtchicgurl: 9:42am On Jul 05, 2012
ekeroyal: Hey Bunmi, ekaro! wink I've been there just that we must face our families and job fully, sometimes when the situation asks for it. But no probs, everything is fine. Meanwhile, Nobody Mukina me at all cheesy. (Mukina == Ban) right? grin grin grin grin

And how are you, by the way?
ow r u sweetie?
Jokes EtcRe: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by swtchicgurl: 4:55pm On Jul 04, 2012
here's d way out: lets donate a cute guy to her every two months, as a way to appease mukina. We start with mikuz, then donkollione, then mogul.o etc. Hope she accepts d sacrifice! Lol

note: starting with sutoboy or bin gbagbo will incure her wrath cos they're fugly!

#justsaying
RomanceRe: Ladies: Can U Marry A Guy With Only One Testicle? by swtchicgurl: 10:20pm On Jun 30, 2012
hahahahahahaha! This should be in d jokes section! Lol

@OP, i love unitesticulated men! Muaaah! Lol.
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland 2012 Elimination Round 1. . . VOTING IS ON!!! by swtchicgurl: 11:52am On Jun 30, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Shout out to all the ladies and gentlemen voting for sexkillz. . .

He's grateful. smiley
[/color]
when is the voting going to end sir? huh

i smell rigging shocked some guys shouldn't be in d top ten. tongue
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland 2012 Elimination Round 1. . . VOTING IS ON!!! by swtchicgurl: 9:21am On Jun 30, 2012
some are still on one vote! shocked grin grin grin
how did bingbagbo manage to get three votes? huh grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland 2012 Elimination Round 1. . . VOTING IS ON!!! by swtchicgurl: 12:19am On Jun 30, 2012
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]He's my boytoy for a month, watch who you're sending your kisses angry tongue[/quote]i hope u voted him! cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland 2012 Elimination Round 1. . . VOTING IS ON!!! by swtchicgurl: 12:16am On Jun 30, 2012
youngwiz: Ikekings 14 votes just naw naw? Hmmm
that's what nudity can do. grin grin grin women wants to 'see' cheesy shocked
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland 2012 Elimination Round 1. . . VOTING IS ON!!! by swtchicgurl: 11:57pm On Jun 29, 2012
otooro's eyes are yummy! cheesy kiss

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