Jokes Etc › Re: Dani1luv's Birth Certificate by swtchicgurl(op): 3:41am On Jul 09, 2012 |
bright007: Look at this albino lessbian talking!oh!I guess u are looking for attention hence u descended so mentally-low as to become å fool who doesn't know d relationship between the headline of å thread and its body. Your use of english is kinda pathetic dear. but i understand what you're passing through. Frustration is a terrible thing indeed.  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Dani1luv's Birth Certificate by swtchicgurl(op): 3:37am On Jul 09, 2012 |
toygod2: [/quote][quote author=fluid26]hehehehe... fufusegun! 
I swear dis girl is driving me crazy! 
. na joke o!   |
Jokes Etc › Re: Dani1luv's Birth Certificate by swtchicgurl(op): 8:23pm On Jul 08, 2012 |
bright007: Evidence of unparalleled joblessness! this coming from a thing so confused it doesn't knw if its male or female.  |
Jokes Etc › Dani1luv's Birth Certificate by swtchicgurl(op): 3:07pm On Jul 08, 2012 |
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Romance › Re: Words: From The Heartbroken To The Heartbreaker! by swtchicgurl(op): 11:35pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
cindyrella: Sitting in a tight corner *sad*
I heard that you're settled down
That you found a girl and you're married now
I heard that your dreams came true
Guess she gave you things I didn't give to you
Old friend, why are you so shy?
Ain't like you to hold back or hide from the light
I hate to turn up out of the blue, uninvited
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it
I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded
That for me, it isn't over
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you, too
Don't forget me, I begged, I remember you said
Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
You know how the time flies
Only yesterday was the time of our lives
We were born and raised in a summer haze
Bound by the surprise of our glory days
I hate to turn up out of the blue, uninvited
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it
I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded
That for me, it isn't over yet
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you, too
Don't forget me, I begged, I remember you said
Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead, yeah
Nothing compares, no worries or cares
Regrets and mistakes, they're memories made
Who would have known how bittersweet this would taste?
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you
Don't forget me, I begged, I remember you said
Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you, too
Don't forget me, I begged, I remember you said
Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead. nice one! Adele, great woman. |
Jokes Etc › Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~
~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by swtchicgurl: 11:30pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: stup!d girl!!!  u don't have to tell us ur girlfriend's name na. Noone cares to knw! |
Jokes Etc › Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~
~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by swtchicgurl: 7:00pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~
~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by swtchicgurl: 6:00pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~
~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by swtchicgurl: 4:53pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
ekeroyal: riffraff, I know you'll start raising families when you're 70. Continue living in a bar, your children will know you on your burial day. bhenchod!  |
Jokes Etc › Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~
~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by swtchicgurl: 4:41pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
ekeroyal: riffraff, I know you'll start raising families when you're 70. Continue living in a bar, your children will know you on your burial day. bhenchod!  chai! Bin is finished! |
Romance › Re: A Thread For Virgins. by swtchicgurl: 4:06pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
[quote author=Mynd_44]This "virginity" threads are really making this place boring[/quote][quote author=Mynd_44]What is free the sex or the talking[/quote]common sense dear, is free. |
Romance › Re: A Thread For Virgins. by swtchicgurl: 4:04pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
2makeit: Well am a virgin and proud .
There are challenges that come with it considering the kind of world we live in. You are trying to play it cool and this chick with gorgeous frames in a nice jeans walks by and every niggar wants to hit that but sha it is not easy. Is like a grenade that the pin is out READY TO EXPLODE beautiful post! U're a hero. |
Romance › Re: Words: From The Heartbroken To The Heartbreaker! by swtchicgurl(op): 4:01pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
toyemz: @jenams  a suitable reply to yours would have been:
Did you really think that I would really take you back Let you back in my heart One more time? oh, no no
Did you think I'd still care That there'd be more feeling there Did you think you could walk back In my life? oh
So you found you missed the love you threw away Baby, but you found it out too late, too late
(Chorus): And so you know the way it feels to cry The way that I cried when you broke my world in two And baby I learned the way to break a heart I learned from the best, I learned from you oh baby, now, I learned from you
I remember cold nights Tears I thought would never dry How you shattered my world With your goodbye, your goodbye
Would have sold my soul then Just to have you back again Now you are the last thing on my mind
Now you say you're sorry and you've Changed your ways Sorry but you changed your ways too late
(Repeat Chorus) So when all you've got are sleepless night When those tears are clouding up your eyes Just remember it was you Who said goodbye, who said goodbye vey nice post! |
Romance › Re: Words: From The Heartbroken To The Heartbreaker! by swtchicgurl(op): 4:00pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
Jenams: @op, & here is ur reply!
Everybody knows That i was such a fool To ever let go of u And baby i was wrong Ɣε̲s i know i said We'd be better off alone That, it was time ∂α† we moved on I know i broke your heart I didn't mean to break ur heart BUT baby here i am Bangin on your front door My pride spilled on the floor My hands and knees are bruised Cos 'm crawling back to u Beggin for a second chance Ain't u gonna let me in? I was runnin from d truth But Now Am Crawling Back Τo Ɣou! oh how sweet. Tnx! |
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Joker Jokest! by swtchicgurl: 3:58pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
nice joke bin! |
Romance › Re: Words: From The Heartbroken To The Heartbreaker! by swtchicgurl(op): 3:55pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
[quote author=Mynd_44]Almost touching[/quote]ok |
Romance › Re: A Thread For Virgins. by swtchicgurl: 3:52pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
[quote author=Adeniyi A.]those that know their God shall be strong and do exploits. SEPARATE URSEF FROM MULTITUDE ATTITUDES...[/quote]yeah, tnx! I smell jealousy frm some guys. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama Honours Oluwatosin Akinduro On U.S. Independence Day by swtchicgurl: 12:39pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
congrats tosin, if it's God's will for you. Otherwise, it's well with you. |
Romance › Re: Words: From The Heartbroken To The Heartbreaker! by swtchicgurl(op): 12:14pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
Rocktation: Abba abi? Eyaa. Ndo. lol, tnx tho'. |
Romance › Re: A Thread For Virgins. by swtchicgurl: 11:43am On Jul 05, 2012 |
Blugreen: hmm am speechless pls speak. It's free. |
Romance › Words: From The Heartbroken To The Heartbreaker! by swtchicgurl(op): 11:41am On Jul 05, 2012 |
Owing to something that happened recently, i'm putting this up: twas originally a song. *tears* I don't want to talk about things we've gone thru, Tho' its hurting me, now it's history, I've played all my cards and that's what u've done too, Nothing more to say, no more ace to play, The winner takes it all, the loser standing small, Beside your victory, that's her destiny. I was in ur arms, thinking i belonged there, I figured it made sense, building me a fence, Building me a home, thinking i'ld be strong there, But I was a fool! Playing by the rules, Now you've thrown the dice, your mind as cold as ice, And someone way down here, loosing someone dear, The winner takes it all, the looser has to fall. Tell me does she kiss like I used to kiss you, Does it feel the same, when she calls your name? Somewhere deep inside, you must know I miss you, But what can i say, rules must be obeyed, The judges will decide, the likes of me abide, Spectators at the shore, always staying low, The winner takes it all. I don't want to talk cos it makes me feel sad, And I understand, you've come to shake my hand, I apologise if it makes you feel bad, Seeing me so tense, no self-confidence, But you see, the winner takes it all.  |
Romance › Re: A Thread For Virgins. by swtchicgurl: 10:34am On Jul 05, 2012 |
[quote author=O.D.B.]I LAFF[/quote]yeah, u should. |
Romance › Re: A Thread For Virgins. by swtchicgurl: 10:17am On Jul 05, 2012 |
wow! Nice thread, great topic!
Ok, it hasn't been an easy task, but, living one day at a time is probably the best prescription for anyone who wants to continue a virgin till d great and memorable wedding night! Can't wait! |
Jokes Etc › Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~
~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by swtchicgurl: 9:46am On Jul 05, 2012 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~
~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by swtchicgurl: 9:42am On Jul 05, 2012 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~
~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by swtchicgurl: 4:55pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
here's d way out: lets donate a cute guy to her every two months, as a way to appease mukina. We start with mikuz, then donkollione, then mogul.o etc. Hope she accepts d sacrifice! Lol
note: starting with sutoboy or bin gbagbo will incure her wrath cos they're fugly!
#justsaying |
Romance › Re: Ladies: Can U Marry A Guy With Only One Testicle? by swtchicgurl: 10:20pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
hahahahahahaha! This should be in d jokes section! Lol
@OP, i love unitesticulated men! Muaaah! Lol. |
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland 2012 Elimination Round 1. . . VOTING IS ON!!! by swtchicgurl: 11:52am On Jun 30, 2012 |
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Shout out to all the ladies and gentlemen voting for sexkillz. . .
He's grateful.  [/color] when is the voting going to end sir?  i smell rigging  some guys shouldn't be in d top ten.  |
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland 2012 Elimination Round 1. . . VOTING IS ON!!! by swtchicgurl: 9:21am On Jun 30, 2012 |
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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland 2012 Elimination Round 1. . . VOTING IS ON!!! by swtchicgurl: 12:19am On Jun 30, 2012 |
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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland 2012 Elimination Round 1. . . VOTING IS ON!!! by swtchicgurl: 12:16am On Jun 30, 2012 |
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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland 2012 Elimination Round 1. . . VOTING IS ON!!! by swtchicgurl: 11:57pm On Jun 29, 2012 |
otooro's eyes are yummy!  |