₦airaland Forum

misshoree:
Me....self love

U re already my crush~ what says you

dharay99:
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Who helped you escape? That warder must be a disappointment to himself

dharay99:
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Wow! Ur Senseless presentation is epic!

dharay99:
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Do u have sense at all?

rahymat:
The handsome guys are always taken

Wetin ugly guys like us go come do now?

ellacute45:
same with me

I've sent u a pm, waiting ur response....already crushing

ellacute45:
wey your own pix

Haaa, make i put my pix here so dat all my friends and families will know am the one badmouthing them abi? Nooooo, if am on my other moniker then my pix will b there. Anyway if u really want to see my pix i'll send u a pm

ellacute45:
will do that just for you

Me sef waiting to see ur pic ooo. Mayb i can start crushing on u, i jst hope d oda guy isn't reading this

tosyne2much:
Baba, I'm not as loved as you think ooooo.. Dem hate me so tey I no even receive any mention from that wooing thread

Me i still no go gree o, me wey no be nairaland celebrity don receive pm from two fine babe, talkless of celeb like u. If you how much i dey envy u. You are the real baba.

ATMC:
Hello bae! What meaneth this

Owh! Sorry baby,

I was only trying to be a nice person just like you. You felt concerned about the OP's predicament by giving a suggestion, which is exactly what am doing .

I thought you'll like the suggestion since mine is very small and tiny which can't satisfy you

*****run away b4 ds babe comes into the room with a silent pistol ******

ATMC:
Okay. Find a maniac whose husband's diccck is small and trade your husby by barter. Sorry o.

I suggest U for the OP to swap husband with

tosyne2much:
Me ke? If I hear

Oga no pretend for us here jare. U sef know there are so many of them crushing on u. I can even bet that some have sent you a PM

Oga Fashola we ain't smiling with you at all. Call your discos to order, we've always bn overcharged for power that isn't supplied. Imagine my bill jumping fom 11k to 39k. Wetin i use?

Make them come carry their electricity including the poles. Fuel is now available, i manage using generator or at worst i save for solar power.

sexybaby22:
seems you dont know how it works. he was probably promised that there would be an official who knows about the deal and would let him sail through easily. Unfortunately the official just might either decide not to follow the agreement or wasnt around at the moment he was being searched.

You understand how it works but unfortunately its still very risky. Those involved should have made up their minds that anything can go wrong at any time.

jane0000:
Proudly member of name checkers

Haha!

Why are ladies adequately represented in Name checking? I've always thought trouble making is exclusive hobbies of guys

knowme:
Lol you are too shallow minded and I would not want to join issues with you, that someone complained about how the system is running does not now suggest that he has become a wailer, wailers are people that cried for corruption to remain, while some of us just wanted change, that change is not happening does not mean that its not going to happen, and if it does not happen we have laid the foundation for change we are going going to change the changer and if the one that comes in does not perform then we will change him too until things change in this country.

There's no need saying you don't want to join issues with me cuz you've already done just that.

Back to d issue sef, turning to being a wailer does not in anyway mean i regret voting Buhari, Nah....he was the better option we had. And if in four years time he couldn't deliver we'll change him as you rightly said.

This is the beauty of democracy, freedom and right to criticize. As Omojuwa rightly said, asking us to be patient is not the issue, but lets see what you are actually working on. As i am concerned, sincerely i've not seen anything tangible this government is working on. For how long are we supposed to be patient?

I've joined Omojuwa to purchase wailing form. Buhari is already a disgrace and monumental disappointment. I don't really see serious fight against corruption.

You are correct @OP, due to unstable power and unavailability of fuel, i've settled to read the books I've wanted reading. Everything disadvantage has its own advantage.

Martins301:
Please guys, how much can I get a secondhand 15.6 screen for my laptop? Just discovered it has been damaged.

It depends on a number of factors. If u can do it ursef without paying anyone to get it done it'll be cheaper. The secondhand screen i fix for someone few days ago, i bought it for 9k in abj. I believe it shd b cheaper in lagos

I already knew its april fool, just wanted to make the AOp happy. Has any Nigerian Politician ever resigned? Saraki will never resign, lets stop dreaming

I tire o...i was thinking it should be a story from years past, it can neva b ds yr. Nevertheless sha, u tried u got me

CACAWA:
Fayose also had first class

Guy pls i no get strength to laff ooo. Who dash monkey banana?

Fayose of all people first class? Does he know wat a university education is?

I didn't regret voting Buhari but i regret that as big and endowed Nigeria is, the best we could get during 2015 election was Buhari cuz GEJ was no way near it.

So Op u can go hide ur face in d well if u re disappointed with unexpected responses

if all ladies can be natural like you, we'll have less to complain about. Loving you

fancyupage:
Would you refuse your kids opportunity for moderate fun and entertainment while they are very young just because you want to save for their University education? Long term strategy must be accompanied by moderate short term pecks.

Thanks one million times, this is one of my grudges with the buhari administration. They are working day and night, kudos for that, but what they are getting wrong is in strategic planning, there should be long, medium and short term plans. This administration has forgotten the short term plan aspect of it.

Am a buhari fan, an APC ardent supporter, but am not a blind supporter, where they go wrong we point it out.

i cant just get it why our igbo brothers will always attempt to turn history on its head, time and time again, they come with their historical fallacies and they are immediately corrected, aint you tired of all these fallacies and history twisting?

Some of my friends and colleagues have rightly opined that many Igbos have moved ahead and are strategising on achieving lofty heights in the scheme of things while some others are there finding ways to cause disharmony and untold troubles.

As i know, Igbos are intelligent and very hardworking, use these intelligences of yours to achieve great things and stop finding ways to blame others for your misdeeds.

UIA04:
Why do all these wealthy eastern/South eastern men have small children at their old age. Orji Kalu, ifeanyi Ubah, elumelu, apkabio, wike even amaechi the eldest child won't be above 15 years most Are 10 and below.
Or do they have more than one wife, choosing to bring the younger one as first lady. #justasking#

Have u 4gotten that men from those regions you just mentioned always wait till they make all the monies in the world before they marry? How would they not have kids at old age?

Lagos, a country within a country.

i think the NPF under Arase is poised in the right direction. I hope we can continue to build on the achievement the present IG is making.

Do i blame the Gates for anything? if not for our nutheads Nigeria rich men, would there be any need for Gates to come invest in rice and cassava. From my analysis and little finding, Rice and Cassava are two great opportunities that can be exploited with high level of profits if properly done. but our rich men will prefer looking for already developed sector to invest in. No one is ready to develop virgin sector. Awon weyrey gbogbo.

Ofcuz, i know ladies will easily agree with my position, but wait a little till the bashes come in their numbers...

Hello guys, I've been too quiet and timid for a very long on this forum, but i think i can't keep it low any longer.

To start with, i'll like to declare that despite my University degree, i write awfully, my grammatical construction and analytical composure is not at par with my contemporaries, i do ask myself the very reasons for my writing inadequacies, i can't come up with any genuine reason except that probably because i didn't study and work in a discipline that require regular writing, i studied computer science and worked as a programmer. so am taking this adventure hoping it will improve my writing.

Back to the topic, I've been a regular on romanceland for a very long time, i've seen and experienced different views and perspective on diverse issues, from romance to dating, marriage to friendzoning, playermatics to bedmatics etc. My anger is with my fellow guys, what exactly do you guys want? We're all of the opinion that ladies don't know what they want, but what i see all the time on romanceland tells me reverse is the case.

Guys on the forum are used to bashing ladies which i do once a while, i've had the impression that ladies is the main target on romanceland, any act by any lady to come clean on any issue or situation will always receive serious bashing irrespective of what the situation is. If a lady should open a thread about how her bf has been so kind to her, there will be an avalanche of bashers accusing her of gold digging, its all because the guy has money to showers on her, that's the only reason she'll saying such things about him. If on the opposite, her thread is about how her guy maltreats her, she's still going to lick her e-wounds, all sort of accusation of gold digging will grace her thread.

I'm always at awe looking at how guys have so perfectly mastered the art of bashing and bad mouthing because while growing up as a kid, all we used to know is that, the art of talking most especially when it has to do with innovative creation of insults is the exclusives of the female gender. But on romanceland, the ladies have to cover their heads or else, they'll have heart injuries which will take forever to heal.

Due to this bashing, its fine if it were to be a guy narrating his experiences on sexcapes & adventures, so i believe, i never knew its been fallacy all along. Guys are very uncontended. So is the case with a guy who created a thread about how he met a girl at the filling station and how as a sharp guy got his acts right, all my expectation was how guys will rain words of praises on him for doing it right. But alas, some guys have picked up offences and e-fights with him. I really dont get it, what do you guys want? Stories of guys hitting it right on girls or girls hitting it right on guys? At least let ladies do opposition in this case now, must you guys always do busy body all the time?
IF na ladies, una go make noise, if na guy, na still same you go shout to high heavens. What exactly do you guys want

Back to the ladies, am not always surprised about that group, they have lower mental capabilities, not sure of themselves, no confidence in proving their point and ofcourse get confused in the process of narrating their anger and displeasures about guys. Probably because of gold digging minds, or 6 Abs mentality, but we all can agree on a point that women are confused set of human specie. I wouldn't be surprised if a swarm of bashers grace this thread, that will prove my point further that guys really have problems.

All along, i've always believed that our problem is just our women, we just find it complicated and always complicating finding our ways to the holy holes, i never believed our problems could be more than that, our fellows guys i think are a greater problem in our quest to getting to the promised holes. Can't we all have unity of purpose? At least for onces? or do we have to redefine the rules of the game?
Should the rules be playing it cool, being gentle men, no cheating, being faithful and sincere, having just one girl friend and nothing more. If that's the rule we choose to live by, so be it. Or it is about being smart, sharp guy, catch as many as you can because hoes aint loyal. If that what we all conclude on, then no bashing of the guys doing it that way.

These are just few of my observations which i wish to put out in a clear and simple way. Sorry if you can't understand what i've put to pen, it only prove a point, you had more awful education than i did.

Next write up to work on...Romance adventures of swtdrms