₦airaland Forum

I am actually contemplating starting mine as well only that I've not concluded yet

mkoabiola:
Pls,I av interest in programming
Can u put me thru
Based in lag.
Thnks

Sorry, am in abj

LaurelP:
Are u in Lagos?
Can u train me on this?

Am not Lagos but abj. I would have loved to tutor you like others i have here but on a more serious note, its not easy from a distance.

ranktzy:
Aww! unfortunately I'm based in lagos. Can i send you a pm though?

Very much welcome

AsmauDanjuma:
Well there are those that believe in the existence of argumentative spirits
I disagree, there's no difference between having a healthy debate/banter (the word argument sounds too negative) in public or in private. If you're worried about derailing, then we can create a thread called The Baiters (from debaters ) and fall back there whenever we wanna discuss a topic. I'm not a fan of PMs because the stress involved is too much.

Gaskiya, u re such a ...(don't even know what to describe u as). Enough of ds derailing, am sending u a pm, if u reply fine, if u don't, still fine by me. I don't actually get it @stress involved is too much. I can't really get my head around ur idea of baiters thread, nevertheless u can create and I'll join u there.

ranktzy:
Can you subcontract some of your jobs, i can be of help if you're doing it all alone.. Thanks!

That's not suppose to be a challenge, but i hope u understand that our most challenge is knowing wch languages u program in, ur coding style/pattern and important to m, ur location. Am in abj, Apo to be precise. If u re within my location then we can link up.

Just one and one talent/skill/profession. I eat code, drink code, sniff code, sleep code. I am a programmer. Over 8 after grad, never thot of serious paid employment, not easy at first, but now glory to Allah. Lots of projects i can't even handle alone.

AsmauDanjuma:
Wearing an hijab doesn't make one holy, its just symbolic of a personal decision to try to live right.
I didn't think you'd take everything I said quite so literally. I love sarcasm and I do have a rather macabre sense of humor, though I'm not as ghoulish as I've portrayed myself to be. Actually my background is so normal, it would bore you to tears. The most interesting thing I remember from my childhood was when I got braces (my childhood was that dry).
Little advise, don't take everything you read online to heart, some of us are just out to have fun. Friends, sure, but PM? Why, I can't imagine anything I'd want you to say to me in private that I wouldn't want made public

Good to hear all of that, U actually scared the hell outta me. Ofcuz i like sarcasm but u were making it look like those gory stories touched u much to the extent to have given up. I like that ur perspective to hijab. I think am completely with you on that. Infact it was ur hijab personae that got me curious.

I wouldn't say i had a wonderful childhood as well, but there are memories i still cherish and other aspects, i'll love to go back in time and experience those i never had the opportunity to.

I don't think there's anything special i'll want a private medium for, but you shd understand its not all about being private but rather, it gives free flow of communication and makes argument easy. Don't be surprised i like arguments but only with intelligent people.

AsmauDanjuma:
Awww c'mon, don't be a wet blanket. We wanna hear how babes pour acid on guys faces when they dump them and how guys smash their babes' faces in when they suspect them of cheating. There are so many gory tales of beheading, stabbing, being burnt alive, eyes being gouged out and my personal favorite, castration

Besides do Naija guys really believe in that romantic crap? The day a Naija guy gets all romantically teary eyed and mushy while declaring undying love for a girl, will be the day I start hawking chin chin and ground nut

This girl, u re wrapped in what i can describe as "weird and interesting" . Nonetheless, with ur hijab profile, how do u combine all of that? I'll still insist on my earlier assertion, u re a product of a terrible environment. Well, can't we just have a small shift in mentality? (Its really a badluck being born and bred in a country like Nigeria, just look at how ur thinking has been skewed. Its really a pity! ).

Anyway i've moved on from the negativity of my environment , i wouldn't know if u prefer to still wallow in it . I think people of my calibre will like to convince u that we guys have changed and are still changing.

Lest i forget, did i say i'll like to have this weird girl as a friend? , hope u won't plug eye ooo Having regular argument wouldn't be a bad idea. Hope u'll reply if i send u a pm

AsmauDanjuma:
Naah, gimme a nice good old Naija wife-beating, husband-poisoning, children-torturing story any day, any time. None of that smarmy gooey oyinbo stuff for me

Asmau please and please, on my kneels, Some of us men want to hear interesting stories wch we can model our relationship after. Not all men are violent, and so many of us don't ever want to be, hearing those weird stories are scary to us. So please, don't be messenger of negativity. Lets celebrate our positiveness.

Lets shame the violent guys. Isn't that a nice idea?

Op....pls it seems u re a consultant on this topic. Pls how do i reduce being a beast? Its not helping anylonger. The gal i have now can't endure it and i end up not satisfied.

AsmauDanjuma:
.....then the girl roused from her reverie just in time to dodge a hot slap from the guy, her husband, her worst nightmare.
"WHERE IS MY FOOD?!!" The guy thundered, eyes flashing.
"I'm coming sir, the kerosene has finished.." Stammered the poor girl, scared out of her wits.
This was the girl's reality, this was the bitter truth, this was.....Naija

Now there's a proper ending

I can relate with the background you are coming from, nevertheless i strongly believe there are sweet stories from that environment as well. Wouldn't u rather narate that?

christopheru:
observing you two in 3D

Ur 3D won't see anything...am good in d game

crestweon:
I can unlock it for you in Àbuja. What model and I will do it free. Offer last only today.

I've sent you a pm, pls reply ooo

chumakk:
do it free. Look for my thread and you see the solution

Where's d link to d thread cuz i check ur profile there's nothing like that

crestweon:
I can unlock it for you in Àbuja. What model and I will do it free. Offer last only today.

Really, thats awesome. When i get home i'll send u d model and all necessary detail

xhamel89:
I can unlock it, #3000. Whatsapp 08038407776

I'm at Ikeja,

Unfortunately am in abj

How can i unlock my spectranet router

saintRighteous49:
hahahahahaha.... Joseph the dreamer... By that time she Don marry me

Laughing out my ass...nairalanders will never cease making one roll on the floor. Who's d dreamer between u and d oda guy?

Barakallahu fiikum wa fi amalikum

uzolexis:
You could just have politely let me know you don't agree with me instead of being rude

Women are showing more interest in football these days

All the funny researches sef? Wonderment shall never end

KashyBaby:
Thats none of Ur biznez...I'm NOT dealing with u anyway

I do wonder all the times, wat do gals of today take themselves for? Some kind of god or what? Look at urself and wat u re saying. U're not dealing with me doesn't in any mean i can't correct you when u go wrong, am only helping ur life.

KashyBaby:
I don't negotiate...

If he declined to my orders, then the door is open wide..he knows where to find his way out...

Wat re the orders like? He shd go and hang himself b4 u can grant it abi....So pathetic

sebod:
While there are top four in EPL (where Man U, Chelsea, City and Arsenal have dominated well save this past season), there's nothing like top 4 in spain.
Madrid and Barça are always guaranteed to win not because it's just easy but because they are far ahead of every other team not only in the league but even in Europe.
As regards not knowing who's gonna win Until final whistle, I am sure if Barca are going to play Arsenal, we can always predict the winner, if Madrid will be playing Tottenham, we can always predict the winner, given Atletico vs Chelsea, we can to an extent predict the winner, what of Barca vs Leicester? Seviila vs West Brom? We can always predict sir.
This shows that given the level of Madrid/Barca, one can always predict they'll win their opponents (even though that's not so true in La liga) as against what's obtainable in EPL where there are no much talents but over hyped players who sometimes get even matched by their opponents.
Barcelona/Madrid/Atletico would also dominate the EPL, can same be said of Leicester, Tottenham and Arsenal? In La Liga?

Don't mind all the half intelligent EPL fans, what other yardstick can be a measurement for competitiveness if not continental competitions. In the two continental competions; champions league and Europa, it has been dominated by Laliga teams in the last decade, this european domination is not only barca and real madrid, its a complete Laliga domination, so what else do they have to say?

Secondly, lets have a swap of teams, bring the top four teams from EPL to Laliga and see where they'll end, its obvious none of them will make top four. Lets reverse the situation by bringing Laliga top four to EPL, the worst case scenario is that three Laliga out of four with make top four. So what other measurement do we devise in determining competitiveness

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*Walks into thread*

*looks around and notices the op is a hater*

Laughs out loud*

*notices other haters*

*smiles and sits comfortably*

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sinaj:
Dis one go folo de send pm to person o!

Wat do u expect? Is he not a male (though small male) and besides he has the third leg

mrbillz:
Are you in Lag? I can teach you for free if you're in Lag

Am in abj? Anyone swimming instructor in abj pls

surestakes:
I disagree with this. To float, all you need to be able to do is control your breath. If you doubt, let's meet up with one of your skinny friends and I will teach him/her to float.

Can i come for a swimming class? It has always been one of my fantasies

As long as i do not support ministers living a life poverty, i do not also support just dipping hands into our treasury without following what is stipulated in the salary packages of the ministers. That's how corruption starts.

My sister, i wouldn't know what exactly to say, but there's something i'll want you to know. Men generally patronise outer beauty for sex. But they patronise inner beauty when they are ready to settle down. And girl with both inner and outer beauty is going to be the craving of every man. Averagely beautiful girl and not beautiful at all get married every saturday while the very beautiful ones are still searching for husbands. Gerrit?