₦airaland Forum

sexymoma:
Na real big budden oo, cos to withdraw na issh for una, before una think say una go withdraw sontin go don drop inside... fine person fit feel heaven on earth oo buh forget after the whole thingy, nyash go dey pepper, pain person... before the thing enter nko na war, most of u big dicks dem, C.D nor dey gree work for una cos e go become additional size...gbege.
make nobody tag me bad gurl ooo jos saying my mind... except if ya mama mama na virgin

U no be bad gal jare, just been real. Besides u don't have an identity so there's nothing to be ashamed of

StarBukola:
I hail girls wey dey answer this question oooo... hmmmm,

It's not compulsory u gv a direct answer, stylishly answer it. No one will view u as pervert

chiwetaluAGU:

Guy, go load up and go back for return match. Never say never

Return match

chiwetaluAGU:
Ezi ogo m nwoke, were nwayo ...meaning ... My good in-law, take it easy na

I love that, your good inlaw indeed. I once proposed to an Igbo girl who couldn't give me an answer but on resuming back from Xmas holiday, her response was an emphatic NO. Say her people will not accept m. How come you are accepting me now.

Anyway this is a political situation, let me also win an election, am sure the girl and her family will accept me then

The issue with our Igbo brothers is always a funny one. Now that Akeredolu is leading the election, you remember he's your inlaw and its favours Igbos. But before victory you Neva knew that, you supported his opponent with every support you have. Wat a hypocrisy? That's the unique thing about we Yorubas. We stick to our conviction which ever way it goes.

dhardline:
It's good that there are fines for offenses but the only problem I have with this is why would the

fine for an offence in a state be higher than the minimum wage?

So someone who's probably driving his late dad's car while doing a minimum wage job can't

drive in Lagos and buy a bag of rice in the same month .

Guy why ds thin come dey pain u like ds? I no blame u jare, u don calculate how u wan carry ur dad car go show for babes but d fear of penalty is resetting ur brain to factory settings.

If u re Yoruba pls no reply cuz I no get skills for insults but if u re oda tribe, reply make look into d issue togeda

Wen is PDP goin to stop dreaming? Can't u see this man is fighting u high time and u re asking him to sack his war commanders. U must be high on abakaliki weed

Y am I seeing lots of frustrated mofos online today? Buhari has really frustrated lots of fellas to d extent they Neva see anything good in him. Guys calm down, no matter how angry or frustrated u re, stil wear ur right thinking cap

Noloss:
Is starmmering a disease?

Help me tel her o! Some stammerers are wonderful sef

Omotayor123:
Nope but those things happens in almost Every school. Datz Why most Nigerian Students can relate.

I want to come pay you visit in school. Wen shd I come?

Handsomecole:
So glad to have grown up in the 90's. It was so amazing and highly creative. With huge regard for morals.

*Kite
#Tales by moon light

#secrets of the sand

#when we use the golden cigarette wrapper and bulb and milk cup to make trophy during street to street football.
We can go on and on.

It shows u really enjoyed ur childhood days. Those memories will always b fresh

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]Good ole days

still remember the soccer comic book SUPER STRIKAS that thing chop my money eh [/color]

U too much for keeping these memories handy...chop knuckles. Gbasibe!

I've seen two of such occassion. There a dwarf in my place of who drives a car. Secondly, I've a couple of crippled Hausa guys who drive. So its doable

Ada9103:
Yes sir....over and out

Pardon? Ur grammar pass my power.

Ada9103:
She's pretty..... Thank God say I no de paint..."team natural" make I hide for you back at akuracy

U beta paint small so dat u go fit compete against her. I wonder y ladies do not feel confident in their natural look

2/10
I'll do lots of thins differently

chubbygal:
Hit head for wall

God will punish our girlfriends' friends who know their friend doesn't love us but only use us to service her financial needs. Awon ore were

Everyone trust Lala with snake news, he never disappoints.

If I may ask, can snakes news bring unity to Nigeria? because I've never seen snake news that deteriorates into tribal e wars between Yoruba and igbos and even zombies and wailers. If the answer is yes, Lala is a good guy, always finding thread to unite us a nation.

I'll also create a threw on how to catch/kill snakes

ummsulaym:
One of the days when you wish the likes of foodtooth, juicetooth, meattooth have been designed already



Wa aleikumus salam warahamatullah wabarakatuhu

Ummusulaym, I like this message of urs ooo. Can we have more of such pictures messages?

تقبّل اللّه منّا و منكم...عيدكم مبارك.
كلّ عام و أنتم بخير
كلّ عام و أنتم بالإسلام
كلّ عام أنتم بالإيمان

mizzbouqui:
That was a mistake oo

Wat side of d bed did u wake up from? Probably u'll need to go back to bed and re-wake up. Kinji?

mizzbouqui:
Wow, I'm so pleased to be invited to your wedding thanks dear, will surely come Kiss it, kiss it better, baby

Babe, don't get it twisted, its our wedding,I mean we. u re the bride.

mizzbouqui: Been waiting on that sunshine
Boy, I think I need that back
Can't do it like that
No one else gon' get it like that
So why argue? You yell, but you take me back
Who cares when it feels like crack?
Boy you know that you always do it right
Man, Bleep your pride, just take it on back, boy
Take it on back boy, take it back all night
Just take it on back, take it on back
Mmm, do what you gotta do, keep me up all night
Hurting vibe, man, and it hurts inside when I look you in your eye

[Chorus:]
What are you willing to do?
Oh, tell me what you're willing to do?
Kiss it, kiss it better, baby
Oh, what are you willing to do?
Oh, tell me what you're willing to do?
Kiss it, kiss it better, baby

Been waiting on that sunshine
Boy, I think I need that back
Can't do it like that
No one else gonna get it like that
So why are you, you here? Here to take me back?
Who cares when it feels like crack?
Boy, you know that you always do it right
Man, Bleep your pride, just take it on back, boy
Take it on back boy, take it back all night
Just take it on back, take it on back
Mmm, do what you gotta do, keep me up all night
Hurting vibe, man, and it hurts inside when I look you in your eye

[Chorus:]
What are you willing to do?
Oh, tell me what you're willing to do?
Kiss it, kiss it better, baby
Oh, what are you willing to do?
Oh, tell me what you're willing to do?
Kiss it, kiss it better, baby

I've been waiting up all night
Baby, tell me what's wrong
Gonna make it right
Make it all night long
I've been waiting up all night
Baby, tell me what's wrong
Go on and make it right
Make it all night long
Man, Bleep your pride, just take it on back
Just take it on back bae, take it back all night
Just take it on back, take it on back
Mmm, do what you gotta do, keep me up all night
Hurting vibe, and it hurts inside when I look you in your eye

[Chorus:]
What are you willing to do?
Oh, tell me what you're willing to do?
Kiss it, kiss it better, baby
Oh, what are you willing to do?
Oh, tell me what you're willing to do?
Kiss it, kiss it better, baby
What are you willing to do?
Oh, tell me what you're willing to do?
Kiss it, kiss it better, baby
Oh, what are you willing to do?
Oh (tell me, baby), tell me what you're willing to do?
Kiss it, kiss it better, baby
Kiss it, kiss it better, baby
Kiss it, kiss it better, baby

Sincerely u re too much, very hilarious. This will really be sweet. Kiss it, kiss it better, baby

If what u just displayed describes ur person, I mean the way u sing it and dance to its chorus in exhilarating dance steps, it shows how fun u must be. Gaskiya, somebody praise the Lord, I've gotten a wonderful wife. What are we waiting for sef?

Straight to the alter immediately, I can hear the clergy asking if I do in my head already

mizzbouqui:
It won't be a good one

Now you are talking. Nairalanders helep m thank God oooo. I don get wife. You shall all be invited to fhe pre-wedding, wedding and post wedding activities. Una know as e dey b na, its Yorubas Owambe party with lots to drink and eat.
Watch Out!

mizzbouqui:
Lolss abeg no make me laugh

Compare these beautiful colorful wedding pictures to ugly disastrous colors of war. What's ur pick?

mizzbouqui:
Eeyah but my guy is a soldier

Lets start World War Three then. It has kuku bn predicted that if this world will perish, it'll perish because of Woman

mizzbouqui:
Eeyah sorry case, I have a boyfriend he is ijaw

Yeeh! You no even pity m at all. Anyway let m redo it, maybe I didn't do it well.

*****frowning face, three guys pointing guns at you from behind, camera men ready for the shots*******

On my kneels, will you Marry me this time? (u beta not talk nonsense)

mizzbouqui:
I can't wait to get married o, but its an inter-tribal marriage I want, I'm not marring a yoruba guy

We both fall exactly in the same category. can't wait to marry, also doing inter tribal marriage. We do match each other don't you think so?

Owh! Wait a minute, I forgot am also Yoruba.
All along, I've bn thinking am Hausa guy. Anyway, lets assume am Hausa guy, on my kneels, will you marry me?

Vikky014:
As in eh

Sometimes I do compare Doctors to Lecturers when it comes to promiscuity,but on a seconds thought, I do compare them to roadside mechanic when it comes to being heartless. Since they know and understand how different parts (of the body/car) work, they can always exploit it to their advantage.

This is serious, why has it always been that medical professionals most especially Doctors and Nurses are most of the time promiscuous? I've always believed that for the fact that you see people unclad very often, in a situation of help and some times first experience of gory images/views, you shouldn't be moved sexually but nay! I was actually fooling myself by such thoughts. May God really help in this country.

Y, na women come full ds thread. Haba, y Una com dey do Una witch and wizard meeting on top our matter.

@asmauDanjuma come and chop ooo, ur food is ready. Lets see how u'll eat ds ur delicious meal

Typical of wailers and their supporters/collaborators, Fayose's antics are not new, we are used to them, he really knows how to fight dirty. His dirty fight worked in the past doesn't in anyway mean it'll always work. His last impeachment saga comes to mind, he scaled through not because he knows how to fight dirty but because we have a president who's not so concerned about the interest of his party but his own personal ideals. I just pray he'll keep fighting to provok the president towards taking his case seriously.

This is the only reason am scared of growing long beared, how will i be full of Iman and the next day i backstab my strong Iman. I rather maintain the little i have or keep the little i am sure i can maintain.

Being the ideal muslim we are suppose to be in this type of system is a onerous task which anyone will hardly get right all the time.

May Allah guide us all.

guente02:
Wanna be like you and more.
This is what i see as my only way of survival. Code.
Spending my everything on it. Not giving up. I'd love to be freelance too.

Its a worthy path to take, as earlier stated, the beginning could be rough, but surely you'll get there. Just keep on developing ursef on a regular basis. U need internet very very much. Like me, i did spend lots of my money enduring that i always have reliable internet network.