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 Crime › Re: My Dad Almost Raped Me To Death by sylaz(m): 2:01pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
MizMyColi:You shouldn't have used uncircumcised in that context. You know, some people are perfectly model citizens but uncircumcised. Personally I am circumcised but it just feels like a derogatory remark to those who aren't. But anyway I'm just babbling sha..  |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: ISIS Supreme Leader's Wife, Son Captured And Detained In Lebanon by sylaz(m): 4:04pm On Dec 02, 2014 |
Nigeria is lucky that the goatherders fighting today are not experienced battle hardened mad fvcks that those jihadi's are. I keep wondering what the army will do if they cant handle a bunch of people who just picked up guns for the first time in their lifes to people that have fought every war starting from the Afghanistan war, the gulf wars, the chechyn wars and still counting. They would have wiped their suicide bombing ass with the army by now..  1 Like |
| Science/Technology › Re: Nigeria To Launch First Locally Made Satellite Into Space By 2018 - Minister by sylaz(m): 9:12am On Dec 02, 2014 |
Who gives a f*ck about what's happening in space when we haven't got our sh*t together here on earth? Tryna be first world when everything screams third world basic sh*t. |
| Phones › Re: Glo Bis. Unlimited On Android Phone by sylaz(m): 9:37am On Nov 27, 2014 |
enochogaga:fashinaolamide@gmail.com. |
| Education › Re: LAUTECH 2014/2015 Admission Thread by sylaz(m): 8:53am On Nov 27, 2014 |
Tiffae:nahh |
| Education › Re: 10 Most Annoying Nigerian Media English Expressions. by sylaz(m): 8:52am On Nov 26, 2014 |
Great write up. Thanks man. 1 Like |
| Education › Re: LAUTECH 2014/2015 Admission Thread by sylaz(m): 10:22am On Nov 25, 2014 |
Got computer science and engineering but on the school portal sha.. No jamb status. Chose elect/elect tho. Hoping to switch. Oyo state. 195 postutme and 55 jamb. |
| Romance › Re: Help!!! How Do I Live Happilly With A Wife That Doesn't Like Sex? by sylaz(m): 8:15am On Nov 24, 2014 |
You can't. Not happily anyway. |
| Romance › Re: Dating Your Cousin: Is It Ethical? by sylaz(m): 7:45pm On Nov 13, 2014 |
I think its only against societal laws and ethics. Not wrong in any reasonable way but wrong in the eyes of the society. Not like I'll actively go after my cousin but if we are together and find out we are cousins from an alternate universe or something, well well.. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Guys Killer Curve Or Beautiful Face???? by sylaz(m): 5:20pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
kika23:you is welcome missy. |
| Romance › Re: Guys Killer Curve Or Beautiful Face???? by sylaz(m): 10:37am On Nov 09, 2014 |
Faces... I find obsession with butt weird.. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Is MouthAction In MARRAIGE A SIN? by sylaz(m): 4:04am On Nov 09, 2014 |
twosquare:He should open his eyes?? I just fvcking died. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Which Of These Online Behaviours Do You Detest Most In A Lady ? by sylaz(m): 12:16pm On Nov 08, 2014 |
The reasons listed are why I rarely add anybody I don't know except if it's business. Because after 2 lines of chatting I'm clean outta thigs to talk about. So I keep it in my circle. No lame explanation needed. |
| Politics › Re: Eye Witness Account Of The BRT/Military Clash by sylaz(m): 7:46pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
The disdain normal civilized people feel for them is unmentionable. If they aren't deserting ranks to run to Cameroon, they are beating civilians senseless because they wear camos. In normal countries people thank soldiers for their services to the country, here well, the only thing they can do well is break the law during peace time and run away with their tails between their legs like the bvtches they are during war. Now why would any normal headed person want to ever join the army after witnessing such crazyness from people supposed to be keeping the order? If their kids or family or friends where in the crowd, I wonder how they'll face them when they get back. Thugs with no ambitions 5 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: "How Is An Eternity In Hell A Just Punishment For Only A Human Lifetime Of Sin?" by sylaz(m): 5:44pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
The least fear I have in my whole entire life is hell. And quoting lines from a seriously old book that says someone put all the world's animals in a boat/ark is hardly convincing. And seems unfair anyway for me to live 90 years or 100 etc and spend eternity in hell. Wonder what the heaven peeps be doing though? Wearing white clothes and eating fruits all day? Boring aff. |
| Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by sylaz(m): 7:31am On Nov 05, 2014 |
englishmart:Mrs Nairaland?? Nigga I'm Male . The fvck??  |
| Celebrities › Re: Pictures From DJ Cuppy's House Warming Party by sylaz(m): 7:28am On Nov 05, 2014 |
Even if its a byproduct of corrupt practices, you still have to be smart to build a business empire. The saying is 'I can account for every money I have made, but don't ask me how I made my first million.' get rich or get rich. Bvtch don't die.- Voltaire. (circa 726BC)  |
| Christianity Etc › Re: To All Atheist, Agnostic, Skeptics E.t.c Do People Know You As An Atheist? by sylaz(m): 3:21am On Nov 05, 2014 |
I keep my complete disregard and extreme irreligiousness my personal business. Untill my mum decides that I have to be praying in the midnight while getting my beauty sleep. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Funny Thing(s) You Did Because A Girl Says 'No' by sylaz(m): 3:05am On Nov 05, 2014 |
I don't even understand niggas anymore. Aint you just supposed to be tripping or 'really liking' the girl when you ask her out?? Because all this 'and I loved her' shvt is knocking my head sideways. Don't the love come later? Y'all be catching feelings anyhow like say na malaria. |
| Family › Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by sylaz(m): 12:51pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
With the type of emphasis being placed on African men ehn, you'll be obliged to think they are another specie entirely. 27 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Constitution Permits FG To Postpone 2015 Elections Over Boko Haram War by sylaz(m): 11:53am On Nov 04, 2014 |
They better not stretch shvt. We are one of the few democracies in Africa that actually exchange power, before it turns to the crap happening in togo, zambia and all. |
| Romance › Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by sylaz(m): 7:25am On Nov 04, 2014 |
I personally think marriage should be like football contracts, you renew it whenever your contract expires if you are still up for it. So if you come to hate each other or have 'irreconcilable differences', you can both take a walk. P.s: I factored the kids in it too if you do have kids. Since it was a clean split, you'll be able to see whichever is with your spouse (if you do have kids.). 3 Likes |
| Travel › Re: Dangerous Bus-stops In Lagos by sylaz(m): 10:47am On Nov 03, 2014 |
Dem boys pickpocket me for around oshodi, o boyee, I shock. I no even see the person at all. Then we entered bus to tollgate, na hin bus tire burst after moving a few kilometres for dark place, bad guys just appear telling us that they give us just 10 minutes, jesus! See fear, as soon as bus start dey move na hin wam small car tire burst again, those guys bin don sabotage that road. All dat one no even shook me, dem don stewl my phone and no only 2k dey hand. The day when I dey comot ogbomosho to sango through kpakpa, I swear I heared heartbeat distinctly inside that bus. |
| Culture › Re: Nigerians And Fake Foreign Accents by sylaz(m): 6:32pm On Nov 01, 2014 |
The first thing that hit me was the family tree. I speak pidgin with my dude friends anyway, and straight up proper English with girls except we are close. There was this chiq that had this accent when I was in secondary school, girls beefed her die, boys could care less. |
| Education › Re: LAUTECH 2014/2015 Admission Thread by sylaz(m): 3:32pm On Oct 31, 2014 |
Y'all I just got a couple of new info. If you have an admission on your jamb profile, no other school will pick you. Because they said once a school picks you, no other school can. So you have will need to pick up jamb change of institution at their office then fill it then they'll send it to jamb office at abuja, abuja will then send it to the school you changed to in your form after 1 week before they can atall consider admitting you. P.s: Even me sef no understand all these English wey I just talk. |
| Phones › Re: A Nairalander’s Experience With Power Banks by sylaz(m): 1:35pm On Oct 31, 2014 |
I use a romoss 6000 mah. Pretty good @ 4000. |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Protesters Burn Burkina Faso Parliament Building by sylaz(m): 6:08pm On Oct 30, 2014 |
dein77:good one lol |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Protesters Burn Burkina Faso Parliament Building by sylaz(m): 4:45pm On Oct 30, 2014 |
In Nigeria, soldiers will kill you and label you a suicide bomber. Won't matter if they killed fifty of you, it just becomes a suicide battalion. |
| Health › Re: Nigerian Girl Dies In Thailand After Buttock Surgery Fails by sylaz(m): 4:42pm On Oct 30, 2014 |
Impatience. If you squat long enough, your butt will beg for mercy. RIP. #much hate for south east Asia. Racist folks. |
| Phones › Re: Apple CEO Tim Cook Is "Proud To Be Gay" by sylaz(m): 4:35pm On Oct 30, 2014 |
ipad:I don't have conversations with people of your calibre. I don't believe in demonic influences. Now run along and converse with your witch hunting folks. 3 Likes |
| Phones › Re: Apple CEO Tim Cook Is "Proud To Be Gay" by sylaz(m): 4:34pm On Oct 30, 2014 |
ipad: |
| Phones › Re: Apple CEO Tim Cook Is "Proud To Be Gay" by sylaz(m): 3:11pm On Oct 30, 2014 |
The only thing i find funny is the public declaration. But I suppose if you've had centuries of being oppressed, you have something to be proud of. More power to him. I judge people by their characters and not who they choose to slam in their private time, their private room, in their private house. 6 Likes |
