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alberto2k:
And Jona wants to use N2Billion?!

gratiaeo:
Jonathan met with the Queen of
England.
He asked her, "How do you run
such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria."
"Well," said the Queen, "the most
important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Jonathan frowned, and then
asked,"But how do i know the
people around me are really
intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Oh, that's
easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. "The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the
room and said,"Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said "Answer this riddle.
David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it? "Without pausing for a minute David
Cameron answered, "that would be me." "Yes, very good," said the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask
his Vice President Sambo.
JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?
SAMBO: "I'm not sure, let me get
back to you."
He asked all his staff in the Office
but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran into Dora Akunyili. Sambo asked, Dora,
SAMBO: Your mother and father
have a child and it's not
your brother or sister, who is it?"
Dora answered sharply "That's
easy, its me!"
Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"
Then he went back to speak with President Jonathan.
Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to
that riddle, It's Dora Akunyili!
Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am surrounded by Dummies! The answer is David Cameron!"
WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT?

princefunmi:
When you do it, make sure its not EOD.

iceberylin:
Some fools will still vote him

atinukedam:
Apc wiv dere 20 000 jobs,why can't dey illustrate d kind of job dey re givin out,am vry sure is dat kind of aregbesola jobs,O yes,Otraffic, O meal.....O evrytin dat he won't even remember 2 pay dere 9000 naira salary for 4 month.....Apc am so srry 4 ur supporter's because u ave nothin gud 2 offer

denkyw:
don't deploy any of those dogs to calabar, my advice.. u know the rest

50calibre:
Are these not those faeces-eating dogs I see in Nigeria? Those dogs are no good for sniffing anything order than sewage.

oziegbe2015:
ur name speaks volumes of ur personality and funny enough u are also a saTAN supporter. Thats how u all are, i wönder if you guys sold ur brains as well as ur cönscience to saTAN in exchange for expired rice

femimike1:
just wondering ...

olatunji21:
Mehn.. are u seriously comparing I.b and Ilorin?

eaglechild:
I wonder who loves Ibadan?

I can understand Ilorin but Ibadan?

femimike1:
Ibadan??