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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Released By EFCC To Celebrate Birthday by Sylvarresta(m): 3:40pm On May 10, 2019
Lol

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Romantic - Simi by Sylvarresta(m): 12:15pm On Sep 16, 2017
when your breasts are too small for romance, and who ask her to taste all self

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Romantic - Simi by Sylvarresta(m): 12:14pm On Sep 16, 2017
This morning I brought out my water to wash my keke napep, then I saw my ex-girlfriend coming from afar , then I shifted the water to the nearest Lexus Jeep there ,and started washing the tyre ,this girl came close saw me ,laughed and pressed the remote and the Jeep opened she then drove away , I didn't faint that time .... until she came to Facebook and wrote
God always brings my enemies to wash my feet everyday ��������

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Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!! EU Condemn And Caution Nigerian Military............news by Sylvarresta(m): 12:12pm On Sep 16, 2017
This morning I brought out my water to wash my keke napep, then I saw my ex-girlfriend coming from afar , then I shifted the water to the nearest Lexus Jeep there ,and started washing the tyre ,this girl came close saw me ,laughed and pressed the remote and the Jeep opened she then drove away , I didn't faint that time .... until she came to Facebook and wrote
God always brings my enemies to wash my feet everyday ��������

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Pets / Re: Police Arrest Alsatian Dog For Robbery In Lagos (photo) by Sylvarresta(m): 10:28am On Sep 15, 2017
I just love this country, full of comedy wetin person no go see/hear for dis naija

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Arrives Aso Villa - Video by Sylvarresta(m): 6:02pm On Aug 19, 2017
welcome back pmb, I get gist for u

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL: Man. United Vs West Ham Preview....Drop Your Views And Predictions…!!! by Sylvarresta(m): 2:52pm On Aug 13, 2017
Pls, be vigilant now. If you see anybody with rope or insecticide .....mumbling something like. " Referee" " Bashuayi" " 2 red cards" " common Burnley " " a whole Chelsea " " Fuckin Cahil" " Morata-bench. " Mumu conte"
Moving into an uncompleted building. Pls, call the Police...... 911.
Celebrities / Re: Governor Okorocha, Alexx Ekubo, Liberian Ministers Endorse The SCREEN Magazine by Sylvarresta(m): 2:41pm On Aug 13, 2017
U see why I said u should use your real name on face book ....... I recognize one of my facebook friends on the road .when she was about to cross, she didn't see the car coming behind her .before I could shout "Mhiz Pearly Issa Sexy BadGal Cute Bae" watchout!!!..��� D car had already knocked her down���

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Food / Re: Please What Is The Name Of This Fruit? by Sylvarresta(m): 2:39pm On Aug 13, 2017
Fit2Rule:

Thank God the one I saw on 3rd Mainland bridge wasn't saying any of these things. He was just saying ''stamford bridge fallen'', ''even Fabregas!''. So I passed him by.
bro na one of them o, go back and save a life now
Food / Re: Please What Is The Name Of This Fruit? by Sylvarresta(m): 1:32pm On Aug 13, 2017
Pls, be vigilant now. If you see anybody with rope or insecticide .....mumbling something like. " Referee" " Bashuayi" " 2 red cards" " common Burnley " " a whole Chelsea " " Fuckin Cahil" " Morata-bench. " Mumu conte"
Moving into an uncompleted building. Pls, call the Police...... 911.

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Politics / Re: Middle Belt Youths Give Herdsmen Quit Notice To Vacate Region Before October 1 by Sylvarresta(m): 12:59pm On Aug 13, 2017
Pls, be vigilant now. If you see anybody with rope or insecticide .....mumbling something like. " Referee" " Bashuayi" " 2 red cards" " common Burnley " " a whole Chelsea " " Fuckin Cahil" " Morata-bench. " Mumu conte"
Moving into an uncompleted building. Pls, call the Police...... 911.

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Politics / Re: FG Warns Niger Delta Youths - Oil Will Dry, Prepare For The Future by Sylvarresta(m): 12:58pm On Aug 13, 2017
Pls, be vigilant now. If you see anybody with rope or insecticide .....mumbling something like. " Referee" " Bashuayi" " 2 red cards" " common Burnley " " a whole Chelsea " " Fuckin Cahil" " Morata-bench. " Mumu conte"
Moving into an uncompleted building. Pls, call the Police...... 911.

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Celebrities / Re: Stephanie Coker And Olumide Aderinokun's White Wedding In Greece (Photos) by Sylvarresta(m): 7:15pm On Aug 12, 2017
rheether:
We are waiting for the divorce news.
Tetanus de ur brain..... frustrated fool

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Crime / Re: Two Nigerians Arrested In Cambodia For Trafficking 1 Kilo Of Cocaine (Photos) by Sylvarresta(m): 10:02am On Jul 18, 2017
Biafrans again, this is getting to much in fact NCAN right now are confuse

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Crime / Re: Five Nigerians Arrested With Drugs In India by Sylvarresta(m): 6:12pm On Jun 23, 2017
First comment after 6months of sabbatical leave, I don't want to be tribalistic....... it is well with that region

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Education / Re: Pictures Of Nice Structures In Nigerian Universities by Sylvarresta(m): 5:28pm On Jan 06, 2017
Although we are on strike, buh still let me post am
Lautech Senate building

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Crime / Re: Customs Seizes 1017 Bags Of Cannabis Worth N16 Million In Imo (Photos) by Sylvarresta(m): 8:22pm On Dec 15, 2016
make I no talk b4 those mods go honor me with ban

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Romance / Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Pregnant Ladies Look Dirty And Unattractive? by Sylvarresta(m): 7:06pm On Dec 14, 2016
*****NEW SCAM OO!!***** Don't fall a victim o!
You will never believe what happened to me today. I still can't get over it. I went to the supermarket by d road side to pick something to eat pending d time I get home. As I was walking to d counter, I noticed this woman starring at me. I looked at her and kept walking to the front to pick bottled water and Cookies As I picked them and turned, I found the same woman right behind me! I tried to show her some love, so I smiled & said "Gudday
maa". Then I went on to get a juice.
Can u believe the same woman followed me? I was getting a little bit nervous and mad because she was following me without saying a thing. But I tried to stay friendly, I just said Gudday maa" again. She finally responded and
said, "I am sorry for starring, but you look just like my youngest son We just buried him two weeks ago" I felt silly for getting
mad as I expressed my sympathy to
her. She said she was fine as she
knows that her Child is with the Lord. She then asked me to do her a favour
which I obliged. She said "I'm a bit sad
that my child never said goodbye to
me before passing on". She said i wil do sumtin 4 her, she asked me to get in
line behind her so when she's leaving the store, I should say "goodbye
mum" so she could have some sense
of closure. Though her request was weird, I however agreed to grant it. So as she collected her bags from the cashier and walked away, I said "bye mum". She turned and said "bye my son". When d cashier calculated my stuff, she said d total was 500 pounds. I said what!!!
Can u tell me how a 6pounds bottled water,
20pounds Cookies and 70pounds juice equals 500pounds?
She said "your mum said you are paying for her too". My mum? I shouted. That woman is not my mother ooo!!!. I quickly rushed out just in time to see the woman
approaching the parking lot. I ran after her and was screaming..."ex cuse
me, excuse me!!!". She started
running. I caught up with her just before she was able to close the door of her cab. I kept on pulling and pulling her leg, just like I am pulling yours now! You too like
gist self. See as u serious dey read....abeg who get pin mouth charger?! Make i
charge my phone

#Goodevening....
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Accepts OAP Uche Agbai's Proposal,Says Let The Marriage Plan Begins by Sylvarresta(m): 7:05pm On Dec 14, 2016
*****NEW SCAM OO!!***** Don't fall a victim o!
You will never believe what happened to me today. I still can't get over it. I went to the supermarket by d road side to pick something to eat pending d time I get home. As I was walking to d counter, I noticed this woman starring at me. I looked at her and kept walking to the front to pick bottled water and Cookies As I picked them and turned, I found the same woman right behind me! I tried to show her some love, so I smiled & said "Gudday
maa". Then I went on to get a juice.
Can u believe the same woman followed me? I was getting a little bit nervous and mad because she was following me without saying a thing. But I tried to stay friendly, I just said Gudday maa" again. She finally responded and
said, "I am sorry for starring, but you look just like my youngest son We just buried him two weeks ago" I felt silly for getting
mad as I expressed my sympathy to
her. She said she was fine as she
knows that her Child is with the Lord. She then asked me to do her a favour
which I obliged. She said "I'm a bit sad
that my child never said goodbye to
me before passing on". She said i wil do sumtin 4 her, she asked me to get in
line behind her so when she's leaving the store, I should say "goodbye
mum" so she could have some sense
of closure. Though her request was weird, I however agreed to grant it. So as she collected her bags from the cashier and walked away, I said "bye mum". She turned and said "bye my son". When d cashier calculated my stuff, she said d total was 500 pounds. I said what!!!
Can u tell me how a 6pounds bottled water,
20pounds Cookies and 70pounds juice equals 500pounds?
She said "your mum said you are paying for her too". My mum? I shouted. That woman is not my mother ooo!!!. I quickly rushed out just in time to see the woman
approaching the parking lot. I ran after her and was screaming..."ex cuse
me, excuse me!!!". She started
running. I caught up with her just before she was able to close the door of her cab. I kept on pulling and pulling her leg, just like I am pulling yours now! You too like
gist self. See as u serious dey read....abeg who get pin mouth charger?! Make i
charge my phone

#Goodevening....

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Celebrities / Re: Gas Explosion At Richbam Filling Station Allegedly Owned By Olamide by Sylvarresta(m): 7:04pm On Dec 14, 2016
*****NEW SCAM OO!!***** Don't fall a victim o!
You will never believe what happened to me today. I still can't get over it. I went to the supermarket by d road side to pick something to eat pending d time I get home. As I was walking to d counter, I noticed this woman starring at me. I looked at her and kept walking to the front to pick bottled water and Cookies As I picked them and turned, I found the same woman right behind me! I tried to show her some love, so I smiled & said "Gudday
maa". Then I went on to get a juice.
Can u believe the same woman followed me? I was getting a little bit nervous and mad because she was following me without saying a thing. But I tried to stay friendly, I just said Gudday maa" again. She finally responded and
said, "I am sorry for starring, but you look just like my youngest son We just buried him two weeks ago" I felt silly for getting
mad as I expressed my sympathy to
her. She said she was fine as she
knows that her Child is with the Lord. She then asked me to do her a favour
which I obliged. She said "I'm a bit sad
that my child never said goodbye to
me before passing on". She said i wil do sumtin 4 her, she asked me to get in
line behind her so when she's leaving the store, I should say "goodbye
mum" so she could have some sense
of closure. Though her request was weird, I however agreed to grant it. So as she collected her bags from the cashier and walked away, I said "bye mum". She turned and said "bye my son". When d cashier calculated my stuff, she said d total was 500 pounds. I said what!!!
Can u tell me how a 6pounds bottled water,
20pounds Cookies and 70pounds juice equals 500pounds?
She said "your mum said you are paying for her too". My mum? I shouted. That woman is not my mother ooo!!!. I quickly rushed out just in time to see the woman
approaching the parking lot. I ran after her and was screaming..."ex cuse
me, excuse me!!!". She started
running. I caught up with her just before she was able to close the door of her cab. I kept on pulling and pulling her leg, just like I am pulling yours now! You too like
gist self. See as u serious dey read....abeg who get pin mouth charger?! Make i
charge my phone

#Goodevening....

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Romance / Re: Is Inviting Your Ex(es) To Your Wedding Proper? by Sylvarresta(m): 7:03pm On Dec 14, 2016
*****NEW SCAM OO!!***** Don't fall a victim o!
You will never believe what happened to me today. I still can't get over it. I went to the supermarket by d road side to pick something to eat pending d time I get home. As I was walking to d counter, I noticed this woman starring at me. I looked at her and kept walking to the front to pick bottled water and Cookies As I picked them and turned, I found the same woman right behind me! I tried to show her some love, so I smiled & said "Gudday
maa". Then I went on to get a juice.
Can u believe the same woman followed me? I was getting a little bit nervous and mad because she was following me without saying a thing. But I tried to stay friendly, I just said Gudday maa" again. She finally responded and
said, "I am sorry for starring, but you look just like my youngest son We just buried him two weeks ago" I felt silly for getting
mad as I expressed my sympathy to
her. She said she was fine as she
knows that her Child is with the Lord. She then asked me to do her a favour
which I obliged. She said "I'm a bit sad
that my child never said goodbye to
me before passing on". She said i wil do sumtin 4 her, she asked me to get in
line behind her so when she's leaving the store, I should say "goodbye
mum" so she could have some sense
of closure. Though her request was weird, I however agreed to grant it. So as she collected her bags from the cashier and walked away, I said "bye mum". She turned and said "bye my son". When d cashier calculated my stuff, she said d total was 500 pounds. I said what!!!
Can u tell me how a 6pounds bottled water,
20pounds Cookies and 70pounds juice equals 500pounds?
She said "your mum said you are paying for her too". My mum? I shouted. That woman is not my mother ooo!!!. I quickly rushed out just in time to see the woman
approaching the parking lot. I ran after her and was screaming..."ex cuse
me, excuse me!!!". She started
running. I caught up with her just before she was able to close the door of her cab. I kept on pulling and pulling her leg, just like I am pulling yours now! You too like
gist self. See as u serious dey read....abeg who get pin mouth charger?! Make i
charge my phone

#Goodevening....

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Celebrities / Re: This Hilarious Pre-wedding Photo Has Got People Talking by Sylvarresta(m): 7:02pm On Dec 14, 2016
*****NEW SCAM OO!!***** Don't fall a victim o!
You will never believe what happened to me today. I still can't get over it. I went to the supermarket by d road side to pick something to eat pending d time I get home. As I was walking to d counter, I noticed this woman starring at me. I looked at her and kept walking to the front to pick bottled water and Cookies As I picked them and turned, I found the same woman right behind me! I tried to show her some love, so I smiled & said "Gudday
maa". Then I went on to get a juice.
Can u believe the same woman followed me? I was getting a little bit nervous and mad because she was following me without saying a thing. But I tried to stay friendly, I just said Gudday maa" again. She finally responded and
said, "I am sorry for starring, but you look just like my youngest son We just buried him two weeks ago" I felt silly for getting
mad as I expressed my sympathy to
her. She said she was fine as she
knows that her Child is with the Lord. She then asked me to do her a favour
which I obliged. She said "I'm a bit sad
that my child never said goodbye to
me before passing on". She said i wil do sumtin 4 her, she asked me to get in
line behind her so when she's leaving the store, I should say "goodbye
mum" so she could have some sense
of closure. Though her request was weird, I however agreed to grant it. So as she collected her bags from the cashier and walked away, I said "bye mum". She turned and said "bye my son". When d cashier calculated my stuff, she said d total was 500 pounds. I said what!!!
Can u tell me how a 6pounds bottled water,
20pounds Cookies and 70pounds juice equals 500pounds?
She said "your mum said you are paying for her too". My mum? I shouted. That woman is not my mother ooo!!!. I quickly rushed out just in time to see the woman
approaching the parking lot. I ran after her and was screaming..."ex cuse
me, excuse me!!!". She started
running. I caught up with her just before she was able to close the door of her cab. I kept on pulling and pulling her leg, just like I am pulling yours now! You too like
gist self. See as u serious dey read....abeg who get pin mouth charger?! Make i
charge my phone

#Goodevening....

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Religion / Re: TB Joshua Lied In The Name Of GOD! by Sylvarresta(m): 6:34am On Nov 09, 2016
Trump all the way, Bro Joshua fall my hands

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Presidential Election 2016 Results Updates by Sylvarresta(m): 6:31am On Nov 09, 2016
Trump all the way

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Election 2016 Results: Donald Trump Gaining Edge Over Hilary Clinton by Sylvarresta(m): 6:29am On Nov 09, 2016
Trump my nigga

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Politics / Re: Udom Emmanuel Presents Landcruiser SUV To A Traditonal Ruler As Birthday Gift by Sylvarresta(m): 11:45am On Oct 14, 2016
Why not patronize inosson, and the Ipad yoot go de shout say there is harmony in their land......

spit on the car

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Politics / Re: Judges’ Trial Shifted As Aggrieved Litigants Flood DSS With Petitions by Sylvarresta(m): 9:20am On Oct 13, 2016
Oildichotomy:
Did you even understand the news??

Nigerians sef
Sorry bro, to be sincere I didn't read the news I was just rushing to book space
Politics / Re: Judges’ Trial Shifted As Aggrieved Litigants Flood DSS With Petitions by Sylvarresta(m): 9:12am On Oct 13, 2016
Stupid people writing petition, DSS should investigate those people too jawe


#IstandwithDSS
Corruption must die

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Crime / Re: Ibrahim Auta Implicated In $1.3M Bribery Arrest - Sahara Reporters by Sylvarresta(m): 9:05am On Oct 12, 2016
flokii:


they sentence phone thieves to 20 yrs imprisonment, buh grant politicians that stole billions bail of 200k..

which way for d common man
Thank God people are now seeing this judges as what they really are
Politics / Re: Serap Gives Njc 7days To Refer Released Judges To Efcc, Icpc For prosecution by Sylvarresta(m): 9:01am On Oct 12, 2016
Thank God, well meaning Nigerians are now speaking up....

let's quickly debate here
click like for jungle justice against the corrupt judges
and share for normal process

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Politics / Re: Sagay: Corrupt Judges Should Suffer Fate Of Ordinary Men by Sylvarresta(m): 8:57am On Oct 12, 2016
I'll prefer ordinary Nigerians should judge those judges and if found guilty na jungle justice straight

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Crime / Re: Ibrahim Auta Implicated In $1.3M Bribery Arrest - Sahara Reporters by Sylvarresta(m): 8:54am On Oct 12, 2016
flokii:


as it stands now.. it's the Judiciary
Those people are smarter than devil, Lucifer still de learn work for where naija judges de

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