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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Released By EFCC To Celebrate Birthday by Sylvarresta(m): 3:40pm On May 10, 2019 |
Lol 14 Likes 1 Share
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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Romantic - Simi by Sylvarresta(m): 12:15pm On Sep 16, 2017 |
when your breasts are too small for romance, and who ask her to taste all self 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Men Are Not Romantic - Simi by Sylvarresta(m): 12:14pm On Sep 16, 2017 |
This morning I brought out my water to wash my keke napep, then I saw my ex-girlfriend coming from afar , then I shifted the water to the nearest Lexus Jeep there ,and started washing the tyre ,this girl came close saw me ,laughed and pressed the remote and the Jeep opened she then drove away , I didn't faint that time .... until she came to Facebook and wrote God always brings my enemies to wash my feet everyday �������� 1 Like |
Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!! EU Condemn And Caution Nigerian Military............news by Sylvarresta(m): 12:12pm On Sep 16, 2017 |
This morning I brought out my water to wash my keke napep, then I saw my ex-girlfriend coming from afar , then I shifted the water to the nearest Lexus Jeep there ,and started washing the tyre ,this girl came close saw me ,laughed and pressed the remote and the Jeep opened she then drove away , I didn't faint that time .... until she came to Facebook and wrote God always brings my enemies to wash my feet everyday �������� 2 Likes |
Pets / Re: Police Arrest Alsatian Dog For Robbery In Lagos (photo) by Sylvarresta(m): 10:28am On Sep 15, 2017 |
I just love this country, full of comedy wetin person no go see/hear for dis naija 14 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: President Buhari Arrives Aso Villa - Video by Sylvarresta(m): 6:02pm On Aug 19, 2017 |
welcome back pmb, I get gist for u 1 Like 1 Share |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL: Man. United Vs West Ham Preview....Drop Your Views And Predictions…!!! by Sylvarresta(m): 2:52pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
Pls, be vigilant now.
If you see anybody with rope or insecticide .....mumbling something like.
" Referee"
" Bashuayi"
" 2 red cards"
" common Burnley "
" a whole Chelsea "
" Fuckin Cahil"
" Morata-bench.
" Mumu conte" Moving into an uncompleted building. Pls, call the Police...... 911. |
Celebrities / Re: Governor Okorocha, Alexx Ekubo, Liberian Ministers Endorse The SCREEN Magazine by Sylvarresta(m): 2:41pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
U see why I said u should use your real name on face book ....... I recognize one of my facebook friends on the road .when she was about to cross, she didn't see the car coming behind her .before I could shout "Mhiz Pearly Issa Sexy BadGal Cute Bae" watchout!!!..��� D car had already knocked her down��� 1 Like |
Food / Re: Please What Is The Name Of This Fruit? by Sylvarresta(m): 2:39pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
Fit2Rule:bro na one of them o, go back and save a life now |
Food / Re: Please What Is The Name Of This Fruit? by Sylvarresta(m): 1:32pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
Pls, be vigilant now.
If you see anybody with rope or insecticide .....mumbling something like.
" Referee"
" Bashuayi"
" 2 red cards"
" common Burnley "
" a whole Chelsea "
" Fuckin Cahil"
" Morata-bench.
" Mumu conte" Moving into an uncompleted building. Pls, call the Police...... 911. 285 Likes 21 Shares |
Politics / Re: Middle Belt Youths Give Herdsmen Quit Notice To Vacate Region Before October 1 by Sylvarresta(m): 12:59pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
Pls, be vigilant now.
If you see anybody with rope or insecticide .....mumbling something like.
" Referee"
" Bashuayi"
" 2 red cards"
" common Burnley "
" a whole Chelsea "
" Fuckin Cahil"
" Morata-bench.
" Mumu conte" Moving into an uncompleted building. Pls, call the Police...... 911. 33 Likes 4 Shares
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Politics / Re: FG Warns Niger Delta Youths - Oil Will Dry, Prepare For The Future by Sylvarresta(m): 12:58pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
Pls, be vigilant now.
If you see anybody with rope or insecticide .....mumbling something like.
" Referee"
" Bashuayi"
" 2 red cards"
" common Burnley "
" a whole Chelsea "
" Fuckin Cahil"
" Morata-bench.
" Mumu conte" Moving into an uncompleted building. Pls, call the Police...... 911. 28 Likes 3 Shares
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Celebrities / Re: Stephanie Coker And Olumide Aderinokun's White Wedding In Greece (Photos) by Sylvarresta(m): 7:15pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
rheether:Tetanus de ur brain..... frustrated fool 33 Likes 1 Share
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Crime / Re: Two Nigerians Arrested In Cambodia For Trafficking 1 Kilo Of Cocaine (Photos) by Sylvarresta(m): 10:02am On Jul 18, 2017 |
Biafrans again, this is getting to much in fact NCAN right now are confuse 41 Likes
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Crime / Re: Five Nigerians Arrested With Drugs In India by Sylvarresta(m): 6:12pm On Jun 23, 2017 |
First comment after 6months of sabbatical leave, I don't want to be tribalistic....... it is well with that region 18 Likes 3 Shares |
Education / Re: Pictures Of Nice Structures In Nigerian Universities by Sylvarresta(m): 5:28pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
Although we are on strike, buh still let me post am Lautech Senate building 4 Likes
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Crime / Re: Customs Seizes 1017 Bags Of Cannabis Worth N16 Million In Imo (Photos) by Sylvarresta(m): 8:22pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
make I no talk b4 those mods go honor me with ban 17 Likes 2 Shares
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Romance / Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Pregnant Ladies Look Dirty And Unattractive? by Sylvarresta(m): 7:06pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
*****NEW SCAM OO!!***** Don't fall a victim o! You will never believe what happened to me today. I still can't get over it. I went to the supermarket by d road side to pick something to eat pending d time I get home. As I was walking to d counter, I noticed this woman starring at me. I looked at her and kept walking to the front to pick bottled water and Cookies As I picked them and turned, I found the same woman right behind me! I tried to show her some love, so I smiled & said "Gudday maa". Then I went on to get a juice. Can u believe the same woman followed me? I was getting a little bit nervous and mad because she was following me without saying a thing. But I tried to stay friendly, I just said Gudday maa" again. She finally responded and said, "I am sorry for starring, but you look just like my youngest son We just buried him two weeks ago" I felt silly for getting mad as I expressed my sympathy to her. She said she was fine as she knows that her Child is with the Lord. She then asked me to do her a favour which I obliged. She said "I'm a bit sad that my child never said goodbye to me before passing on". She said i wil do sumtin 4 her, she asked me to get in line behind her so when she's leaving the store, I should say "goodbye mum" so she could have some sense of closure. Though her request was weird, I however agreed to grant it. So as she collected her bags from the cashier and walked away, I said "bye mum". She turned and said "bye my son". When d cashier calculated my stuff, she said d total was 500 pounds. I said what!!! Can u tell me how a 6pounds bottled water, 20pounds Cookies and 70pounds juice equals 500pounds? She said "your mum said you are paying for her too". My mum? I shouted. That woman is not my mother ooo!!!. I quickly rushed out just in time to see the woman approaching the parking lot. I ran after her and was screaming..."ex cuse me, excuse me!!!". She started running. I caught up with her just before she was able to close the door of her cab. I kept on pulling and pulling her leg, just like I am pulling yours now! You too like gist self. See as u serious dey read....abeg who get pin mouth charger?! Make i charge my phone #Goodevening.... |
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Accepts OAP Uche Agbai's Proposal,Says Let The Marriage Plan Begins by Sylvarresta(m): 7:05pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
*****NEW SCAM OO!!***** Don't fall a victim o! You will never believe what happened to me today. I still can't get over it. I went to the supermarket by d road side to pick something to eat pending d time I get home. As I was walking to d counter, I noticed this woman starring at me. I looked at her and kept walking to the front to pick bottled water and Cookies As I picked them and turned, I found the same woman right behind me! I tried to show her some love, so I smiled & said "Gudday maa". Then I went on to get a juice. Can u believe the same woman followed me? I was getting a little bit nervous and mad because she was following me without saying a thing. But I tried to stay friendly, I just said Gudday maa" again. She finally responded and said, "I am sorry for starring, but you look just like my youngest son We just buried him two weeks ago" I felt silly for getting mad as I expressed my sympathy to her. She said she was fine as she knows that her Child is with the Lord. She then asked me to do her a favour which I obliged. She said "I'm a bit sad that my child never said goodbye to me before passing on". She said i wil do sumtin 4 her, she asked me to get in line behind her so when she's leaving the store, I should say "goodbye mum" so she could have some sense of closure. Though her request was weird, I however agreed to grant it. So as she collected her bags from the cashier and walked away, I said "bye mum". She turned and said "bye my son". When d cashier calculated my stuff, she said d total was 500 pounds. I said what!!! Can u tell me how a 6pounds bottled water, 20pounds Cookies and 70pounds juice equals 500pounds? She said "your mum said you are paying for her too". My mum? I shouted. That woman is not my mother ooo!!!. I quickly rushed out just in time to see the woman approaching the parking lot. I ran after her and was screaming..."ex cuse me, excuse me!!!". She started running. I caught up with her just before she was able to close the door of her cab. I kept on pulling and pulling her leg, just like I am pulling yours now! You too like gist self. See as u serious dey read....abeg who get pin mouth charger?! Make i charge my phone #Goodevening.... 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Gas Explosion At Richbam Filling Station Allegedly Owned By Olamide by Sylvarresta(m): 7:04pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
*****NEW SCAM OO!!***** Don't fall a victim o! You will never believe what happened to me today. I still can't get over it. I went to the supermarket by d road side to pick something to eat pending d time I get home. As I was walking to d counter, I noticed this woman starring at me. I looked at her and kept walking to the front to pick bottled water and Cookies As I picked them and turned, I found the same woman right behind me! I tried to show her some love, so I smiled & said "Gudday maa". Then I went on to get a juice. Can u believe the same woman followed me? I was getting a little bit nervous and mad because she was following me without saying a thing. But I tried to stay friendly, I just said Gudday maa" again. She finally responded and said, "I am sorry for starring, but you look just like my youngest son We just buried him two weeks ago" I felt silly for getting mad as I expressed my sympathy to her. She said she was fine as she knows that her Child is with the Lord. She then asked me to do her a favour which I obliged. She said "I'm a bit sad that my child never said goodbye to me before passing on". She said i wil do sumtin 4 her, she asked me to get in line behind her so when she's leaving the store, I should say "goodbye mum" so she could have some sense of closure. Though her request was weird, I however agreed to grant it. So as she collected her bags from the cashier and walked away, I said "bye mum". She turned and said "bye my son". When d cashier calculated my stuff, she said d total was 500 pounds. I said what!!! Can u tell me how a 6pounds bottled water, 20pounds Cookies and 70pounds juice equals 500pounds? She said "your mum said you are paying for her too". My mum? I shouted. That woman is not my mother ooo!!!. I quickly rushed out just in time to see the woman approaching the parking lot. I ran after her and was screaming..."ex cuse me, excuse me!!!". She started running. I caught up with her just before she was able to close the door of her cab. I kept on pulling and pulling her leg, just like I am pulling yours now! You too like gist self. See as u serious dey read....abeg who get pin mouth charger?! Make i charge my phone #Goodevening.... 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Is Inviting Your Ex(es) To Your Wedding Proper? by Sylvarresta(m): 7:03pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
*****NEW SCAM OO!!***** Don't fall a victim o! You will never believe what happened to me today. I still can't get over it. I went to the supermarket by d road side to pick something to eat pending d time I get home. As I was walking to d counter, I noticed this woman starring at me. I looked at her and kept walking to the front to pick bottled water and Cookies As I picked them and turned, I found the same woman right behind me! I tried to show her some love, so I smiled & said "Gudday maa". Then I went on to get a juice. Can u believe the same woman followed me? I was getting a little bit nervous and mad because she was following me without saying a thing. But I tried to stay friendly, I just said Gudday maa" again. She finally responded and said, "I am sorry for starring, but you look just like my youngest son We just buried him two weeks ago" I felt silly for getting mad as I expressed my sympathy to her. She said she was fine as she knows that her Child is with the Lord. She then asked me to do her a favour which I obliged. She said "I'm a bit sad that my child never said goodbye to me before passing on". She said i wil do sumtin 4 her, she asked me to get in line behind her so when she's leaving the store, I should say "goodbye mum" so she could have some sense of closure. Though her request was weird, I however agreed to grant it. So as she collected her bags from the cashier and walked away, I said "bye mum". She turned and said "bye my son". When d cashier calculated my stuff, she said d total was 500 pounds. I said what!!! Can u tell me how a 6pounds bottled water, 20pounds Cookies and 70pounds juice equals 500pounds? She said "your mum said you are paying for her too". My mum? I shouted. That woman is not my mother ooo!!!. I quickly rushed out just in time to see the woman approaching the parking lot. I ran after her and was screaming..."ex cuse me, excuse me!!!". She started running. I caught up with her just before she was able to close the door of her cab. I kept on pulling and pulling her leg, just like I am pulling yours now! You too like gist self. See as u serious dey read....abeg who get pin mouth charger?! Make i charge my phone #Goodevening.... 1 Like 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: This Hilarious Pre-wedding Photo Has Got People Talking by Sylvarresta(m): 7:02pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
*****NEW SCAM OO!!***** Don't fall a victim o! You will never believe what happened to me today. I still can't get over it. I went to the supermarket by d road side to pick something to eat pending d time I get home. As I was walking to d counter, I noticed this woman starring at me. I looked at her and kept walking to the front to pick bottled water and Cookies As I picked them and turned, I found the same woman right behind me! I tried to show her some love, so I smiled & said "Gudday maa". Then I went on to get a juice. Can u believe the same woman followed me? I was getting a little bit nervous and mad because she was following me without saying a thing. But I tried to stay friendly, I just said Gudday maa" again. She finally responded and said, "I am sorry for starring, but you look just like my youngest son We just buried him two weeks ago" I felt silly for getting mad as I expressed my sympathy to her. She said she was fine as she knows that her Child is with the Lord. She then asked me to do her a favour which I obliged. She said "I'm a bit sad that my child never said goodbye to me before passing on". She said i wil do sumtin 4 her, she asked me to get in line behind her so when she's leaving the store, I should say "goodbye mum" so she could have some sense of closure. Though her request was weird, I however agreed to grant it. So as she collected her bags from the cashier and walked away, I said "bye mum". She turned and said "bye my son". When d cashier calculated my stuff, she said d total was 500 pounds. I said what!!! Can u tell me how a 6pounds bottled water, 20pounds Cookies and 70pounds juice equals 500pounds? She said "your mum said you are paying for her too". My mum? I shouted. That woman is not my mother ooo!!!. I quickly rushed out just in time to see the woman approaching the parking lot. I ran after her and was screaming..."ex cuse me, excuse me!!!". She started running. I caught up with her just before she was able to close the door of her cab. I kept on pulling and pulling her leg, just like I am pulling yours now! You too like gist self. See as u serious dey read....abeg who get pin mouth charger?! Make i charge my phone #Goodevening.... 3 Likes |
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Lied In The Name Of GOD! by Sylvarresta(m): 6:34am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Trump all the way, Bro Joshua fall my hands 2 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Presidential Election 2016 Results Updates by Sylvarresta(m): 6:31am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Trump all the way 6 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Election 2016 Results: Donald Trump Gaining Edge Over Hilary Clinton by Sylvarresta(m): 6:29am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Trump my nigga 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Udom Emmanuel Presents Landcruiser SUV To A Traditonal Ruler As Birthday Gift by Sylvarresta(m): 11:45am On Oct 14, 2016 |
Why not patronize inosson, and the Ipad yoot go de shout say there is harmony in their land...... spit on the car 4 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Judges’ Trial Shifted As Aggrieved Litigants Flood DSS With Petitions by Sylvarresta(m): 9:20am On Oct 13, 2016 |
Oildichotomy:Sorry bro, to be sincere I didn't read the news I was just rushing to book space |
Politics / Re: Judges’ Trial Shifted As Aggrieved Litigants Flood DSS With Petitions by Sylvarresta(m): 9:12am On Oct 13, 2016 |
Stupid people writing petition, DSS should investigate those people too jawe #IstandwithDSS Corruption must die 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Ibrahim Auta Implicated In $1.3M Bribery Arrest - Sahara Reporters by Sylvarresta(m): 9:05am On Oct 12, 2016 |
flokii:Thank God people are now seeing this judges as what they really are |
Politics / Re: Serap Gives Njc 7days To Refer Released Judges To Efcc, Icpc For prosecution by Sylvarresta(m): 9:01am On Oct 12, 2016 |
Thank God, well meaning Nigerians are now speaking up.... let's quickly debate here click like for jungle justice against the corrupt judges and share for normal process 30 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Sagay: Corrupt Judges Should Suffer Fate Of Ordinary Men by Sylvarresta(m): 8:57am On Oct 12, 2016 |
I'll prefer ordinary Nigerians should judge those judges and if found guilty na jungle justice straight 3 Likes |
Crime / Re: Ibrahim Auta Implicated In $1.3M Bribery Arrest - Sahara Reporters by Sylvarresta(m): 8:54am On Oct 12, 2016 |
flokii:Those people are smarter than devil, Lucifer still de learn work for where naija judges de 3 Likes |
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